No.67
السلام عليكم brothers, fellow sandDogs and Kafirs. As you all know this board is our first conquest upon 8chan, and is to be seen, Allah willing inshallah, as a victory for the glory of ALLAH!
As you know, there are many infidels and Kafir on the internet and we must be sure to censor their speech upon our most glorious bastion of Islamic thought, the spearhead into the internet for the great and most merciful Allah!!
So brothers, ITT I will take all suggestions for words to filter, and what to add in their place. So far I have such filters as
B.lowjob = insults ALLAH with her mouth
M.ods = Prophets
N.igger = Dog
S.andDog = sandDog
We must add more, to keep those INFIDEL DOGS from muddling up our great bastion of free speech for Islam, with their Zionist Pig ways.
No.96
Good=Barokah Allah=Allah nice/awesome/or any praise=subhannalah yes=na'am, no=la, shit/crap=mashallah
No.97
Also Prophets should be Imam and hotwheels=prophet perhaps
No.101
>>96>>97Very good brothers. I will take these into consideration. But you failed to praise Allah in your post! You should both be beheaded, but I am tired after so much praising Allah! So instead I let you off with warning.
No.103
Praise allah, akhi, astaghfirullah for forgetting, shuhkran for reminding, akhi.
Praise allah, Allahuakbar.
No.110
USER WAS Received death by the great Allah FOR TOO MUCH OFFENDING
No.256
america is #1
(USER WAS STONED FOR THIS HARAM POST)
No.309
Karadžicu vodi srbe svoje!!!
No.406
What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed beaten with shoess. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're mashallah dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can beaten with shoes you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, Inshallah you would have held your mashallah tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're mashallah dead, Zionist Pig.