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 No.1203[Reply]

What would it be like to have sex with your Stand? Would you attempt it?

 No.1205

why not? But the real question is if it would be gay, masturbation or selfcest. these are the true questions.




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 No.1176[Reply]

I'll just leave this here.

http://archive.is/qxcZK

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 No.1184

>>1182

The woman one really just hates fun, doesn't she?


 No.1188

They're going to hate Diamond is Unbreakable and Stone Ocean. Hell, I can see them flip over J. Geils killing Polnareff's sister.

That aside, no one takes Comics Alliance seriously especially that Kath Leth is in it (Kate Leth is a very horrible human being).


 No.1190

>>1188

Just wait until they get to Lucy Steel.


 No.1191

I can't wait to see their Stardusr Crusaders review.


 No.1204

>Ziah: You’re talking about Series 1, Phantom Blood, and I absolutely agree that it’s almost completely trash, yeah. That part sticks out, but all the characters and motivations in the story are really lacking, and Jonathan Joestar’s the worst JoJo by a mile.

How much you wanna bet she thinks giorno is best jojo?




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 No.38[Reply]

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS

 No.39

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Are you working out on that body?
Why not? Dont you want to have a JoJo body?

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 No.1201

>>38

>Aya yah yah yah.

Now is the time!

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!


 No.1202

AWAKEN MY BOARD




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 No.301[Reply]

post em
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 No.1072

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「TWOISM」

>Destructive Power: C

>Speed: B

>Range: A

>Durability/Staying: S

>Precision: B

>Development Potential: A

Description

>「TWOISM」 is a stand which acts as the user's decoy. Being disguised as the user, any damage inflicted on the stand will not harm the user. Although it is quite durable, it cannot exceed the strength of the user. Therefore, the punches it makes are quite weak in comparison to Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, The World, Tusk [4], or any other close-range stand. To make up for this, the reaction speed of 「TWOISM」 catches stand users off guard. As 「TWOISM」 gains knowledge on a target, the information is transferred to the user via telepathy.


 No.1082

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Stand Name: The Wall

User Name: Donald Trump

Destructive Power: D

Speed: D

Range: C

Durability: C

Precision: A

Developmental Potential: D

The Stand has 2 main abilities, 1st is Wall it has the power to halt any object and keep it from advancing similar to Koichi's echos freeze. 2nd Is to Stump it can baffle it's target to the point where they can not think rationally causing the target to be stunned unable to focus.


 No.1141

>>1082

>not using "Another Brick In The Wall" as 2nd/3rd attack

0/10


 No.1147

Stand Name: Get Got

Power: Devastating Sound Waves and Precision

Stats: Power - A

Speed - B

Range - B

Durability - B

Precision - A

Potential - A


 No.1198

Stand Name: 「2+2=5」

Stats

Power: C

Speed: B

Range: B

Durability: B

Precision: B

Potential: S

Ability: Vector Manipulation

Can change the magnitude and/or direction of any vector quantity within a 5 metre radius.




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 No.1173[Reply]

Tell me if I got this shit right.

>While KC's ability is active, he can move around freely but can't interact with objects, or attack his enemies

>Everyone else act as if nothing happened and even attack KC/Diavolo who are not actually there

>When the effect ends, everyone but Diavolo get their memories erased

If I'm right, then "erasing time" is a pretty poor description of his powers.

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 No.1193

If nobody posts within 72hrs then this board will die.

Fuck that

= Jojo Is Eternal =

Araki is the Ultimate Being


 No.1194

You did


 No.1195

>KC predicts the future

>KC erases the future he predicted, but everything ends up in the same place

That's how I understand it at least.


 No.1196

>>1195

>erases the future he predicted

This shit makes me so mad. Araki showed us that everything still happens the very first time KC was used.

>Narancia eats the chocolate

>Cat steps over Giorno

>Giorno leaves the boat

KC doesn't erase time, he skips it.

I think the only reason why people find it's power so confusing, is because of the fucked up wording.


 No.1197

>>1196

You could say it's skipping time or that he's just erasing a short period of time without people realizing it. If KC starts at point A and Narancia eats the chocolate at point B then he ends up at point C, he still erases Narancia eating the chocolate, but the effects of that event are still there. Calling it skipping time or erasing time is more or less semantics considering they both mean the same thing.

The one thing that really confused me about KC's ability was that wouldn't the entire world feel the effects of time being skipped or erased? It'd be hard not to notice that one minute you're at one end of the street then you blink and you're at the other end. Even if they didn't know anything about stands people would find that shit weird.




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 No.974[Reply]

As bad as people say this movie is, I just think it's utterly baffling that only those filmgoers 8 years ago legally laid eyes on it.

I mean, The Last Airbender was shit and it still got released onto DVD and all that.

If this kind of thing can surface in the hands of a college student and his instructor, anything's possible I suppose. What do you think?

 No.1168

>>974

This is one of the few comic-based movies that tanked so hard even the creator went out of his way to prevent it from being released (the other movie being the live action Devilman). Araki was really pissed over this movie whereas the Avatar guys didn't give two shits.


 No.1170

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I bet people who say it was some kind of abomination are just talking out of their ass.

It was probably just PB with a lot of good stuff cut out.

>>1168

>Araki was really pissed over this movie

Oh come on. Araki is above that sort of shit.


 No.1171

>>1170

Most of the negativity I've heard over this movie is due to things being cut, which is kind of a necessity when you're editing something down to movie length.


 No.1189

>>1170

>>1171

The problem with the cutting was that it removed a lot of crucial characters while ruining some of the bigger supports like Speed Wagon (who was crucial to Phantom Blood). Araki really hated the movie.




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 No.1085[Reply]

If anyone here still exists, let's do some of this.

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 No.1130

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 No.1156

>>1130

Fuckin' noice


 No.1185

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R8


 No.1186

>>1185

Pretty great taste, Anon.

What made you dislike Joseph's crew more than Jonathan's crew though?


 No.1187

>>1186

Caesar was a dumbass that got himself killed because he wanted revenge for a father he never cared about and couldn't even wait a couple of hours to fight Whamu, and Lisa Lisa didn't do much.




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 No.801[Reply]

Posts ending in 「0」 and 「9」 become Ripple users while posts ending in 「1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7」 and 「8」 become Stand users. Posts ending in 「4」 do not survive the Arrow. 「Doubles」 are also Vampires. 「Triples」 have one the Corpse parts in their possession. (0 → Skull, 1 → Heart, 2 → Left Arm, 3 → Right Arm, 4 → Eyes, 5 → Ears, 6 → Spine, 7 → Ribcage, 8 → Left leg, 9 → Right Leg).

>1 → Close-Range Stand

These Stands are known for being able to inflict powerful attacks or deal close-range effects, with destructive power or speed normally ranking between A-C. However, they are only able to move small distances from their users and/or have short-range attacks or effect radius. These Stands will generally follow their user's will.

>2 → Long-Range Stand

These Stands also follow their user's will and are capable of long-range movement. These Stands tend to have ranged attacks and/or attack from far distances between them and their users, which is why most Stands of this type are typically ranked A in range. On the other hand, they are generally unable to defend themselves in close-quarters combat.

>3 - Bounded Stand

Some Stands may be bounded to tangible objects such as vehicles or even sand instead of showing their true form. Said Stands, if bound to fluid objects, may even be intangible. These Stands can be used as equipment and can be seen by ordinary humans. Although most of them vary in terms of statistics, they commonly have medium-to-no development potential due to these Stands only being able to perform their set abilities.

>5 - Ability Stand

These Stands grant their users a superhuman ability of their own. The Stand usPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1169

Rrrrrrrrrrrollusa?!


 No.1177

rolling, baby


 No.1179

ok


 No.1180

>>1179

fucking shit…

Ripple users can still become stand users, reroll


 No.1181

>>1180

are you fucking kidding me? reroll




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 No.127[Reply]

So I just finished part VI.

Pic. Fucking. Related. I don't fucking understand ANY OF IT. What the FUCK.

I thought Pucci's final stand couldn't affect living organisms: why the fuck are they all dead and now reborn? Why are Emporio and Pucci the only ones who survived the original timeline? If the stand doesn't affect the time of living organisms why isn't every living organism from the old universe now alive in this new universe? Why would creating this new universe make humanity omniscient? If Pucci already knew everything that was going to happen because of what the fuck ever why didn't he know Emporio had Weather Report's CD? Shouldn't Weather Report's CD have faded away since White Snake doesn't exist anymore? When a stand user is killed, aren't the effects of their stands undone? So why isn't the universe set back to normal? It seems like SOMETHING gets undone but all that really happens is that yet ANOTHER universe is created, which is somehow entirely separate from either the original universe and Pucci's universe? Is this the same universe that part VII takes place in? Because if that's the case I don't see why Jolyne would exist: Dio apparently never existed in this universe, only Diego, but since it was Dio's actions that basically caused the entirety of the Joestar bloodline to turn out how it did why should Jotaro and Jolyne have been born in the new timeline?

I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
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 No.159

>>158
>the pen was made from the stand's power to recall memories like a large scale Moody Blues
WELL
I GUESS SO
BUT THAT SHIT'S KINDA NOT ADDING UP STILL

 No.186

>>159
Why not?
It's literally a pen made of stand power
Why wouldn't it be able to hurt the stand?

 No.1157

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>>157

>All punchghosts can phase through things

>Star Platinum even saves Joseph by restarting his heart

Fast forward to SO.

>Diver Down's main ability is to phase through stuff by "diving" in it

What the fuck, Araki?


 No.1172

>>1157

annasui is just a badly planned out character, it took all the way up to bohemian rhapsody for him to get a fully solidified character.

that doesnt really bug me tho, araki has been making it up as he went along since day one.

it was bound to catch up with him and bite him in the ass eventually and thats what part 6 feels like to me


 No.1178

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>>157

>STANDS CAN ONLY BE HURT BY OTHER STANDS




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 No.1175[Reply]

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.

Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.



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 No.121[Reply]

JOJO CROSSOVER THREAD
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 No.1074

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Stan's obviously Hol Horse.


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Almost makes me want to play Dota again until I remember why I quit (awful meta, horrible community, no Pit Lord & Arc Warden).


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 No.1174

>>778

Good animation, shame its ponyfag shit.




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 No.194[Reply]

New announced game.

>Last month, we reported on a Play-Asia listing that pointed towards a new JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure game. Now, that supposed leak has been proven true.


>We’ve come to learn (via Game Jouhou) that JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven is coming to both Playstation 3 and Playstation 4, news that was confirmed in this week’s Famitsu magazine.


>The game puts you into massive brawls that take place in 3D stages, and so far we’ve learned that Diego Brando Rudol von Stroheim are the only confirmed characters. Further details weren’t confirmed, but the game is playable at Jump Festa 2015.


http://nichegamer.net/2014/12/jojos-bizarre-adventure-eyes-of-heaven-is-revealed-for-ps3-ps4/
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 No.1137

According to Japanese Amazon reviews EOH has no offline co-op, online is laggy and the story is short/weak.

Also it fucking flopped.

[PS4] JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (Bandai Namco, 12/17/15) – 23,534 (New)

[PS3] JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (Bandai Namco, 12/17/15) – 20,883 (New)


 No.1138

>>1137

Hopefully they'll see fit to add some offline to the international release, at least.


 No.1139

>>1137

That's even worse than All Star Battle: a game that had a lot of sales on its first release, but then they hated it thanks to dlc and microtransactions.

>>1138

This would really piss off the Japanese players if they don't get something like an oggline mode that before/after International players. When All Star was tanking and getting panned, Bandai-Namco began to apply balance patches, and nearly got rid of the microtransactions to keep people from getting rid of their copies.

Good thing I didn't rush to import it.


 No.1166

I'm still livid there's no PC release for ASB

>you will never edit Diego Brando in the game


 No.1167

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>>1166

>Hoped for PC version of ASB




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 No.903[Reply]

Hey /jojo/, /v/ here. We're working on a sequel to 7th Stand User (fangame set in part 3), and we thought we might as well put a thread here in case any of you hadn't seen it on /v/ and wanted to get involved. Pic related is the sprite for one of the new player stands.

Here's where we do most of our discussion: https://pad.riseup.net/p/JoJoJoJoJoJo

Current demo (v.0.3.3): https://mega.co.nz/#!KkoDjbLI!kQ33RwcIQDTbR5ocsIW7SOz8cxnb2SkqHZ67M0xNnRI

Anyone who wants to help and is familiar with RPG Maker or Ruby, or any art and musicfags, stop by the pad and see what needs to be worked on. We're all Jojo nerds so stop by and chat or help out or just check out what we've done so far.

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 No.929

Artfag here

I want to help

where do I start tho?


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 No.934

What'll it be based on, Part IV?


 No.936


 No.1162

>Thead is dead on /jojo/

>Thread is alive on /v/




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 No.1153[Reply]

Which part has your favorite stands?

I really want to say either 7 or 8, but they're kinda overly complex.

5 probably strikes the best balance.

 No.1158

I thought the stands in part 5 were mostly very creative and the evolving stands gave me a boner.

I don't rate 5's stands that highly. Araki just seemed to be fucking around seeing how strong he could make them, and he clearly went too far, hence why he changed and straight up removed some of them.


 No.1160

>>1158

5 had a lot of wasted potential Gold Experience is such a cool idea for a stand, but so little is done with it.




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 No.1131[Reply]

>Dio somehow knew a stand user would reanimate his bone, it would turn into a baby, which then would fuse with Pucci, give him a stand, which would upgrade into a more powerful stand that could speed up time and reset the universe

Why do people shit on part 5 and not part 6?

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 No.1146

Dio didn't need a bone specifically, he just needed some part of him, as he was going to use The World. He was to shatter The World (somehow) and have it combine with the spiritual energy of the 36 sinners to form something (The diary did not mention what it would become)


 No.1148

>>1146

Is that shitty novel part of the story now? I couldn't read it anymore after going through 30-something pages of it.


 No.1151

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>>1148

>Is that shitty novel part of the story now?

Do you mean that book Over Heaven? Haven't read it. I'm trying to find translated panels to confirm since I haven't got a batoto account, but AFAIK it's all in the manga.


 No.1152

>>1146

>>1151

Also I'm a dumbass and didn't notice Green Baby the first time through.


 No.1155

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>>1151

Someone already translated it. The translation is great, but the book is pretty bad (there were a lot of bad reviews from Japanese readers on Amazon iirc). My gripe with the book is that it contradicts or even ruins Dio (He's supposed to be a heartless, cunning dick). He gets a little emo at times, and the author has to insert the word heaven at least once in every page. It hits some levels of retarded when he talks about his stand. It's more of a shitty fanfiction novel.

If I were Jotaro, I'd burn his journal too for the sake no one would have to read it. The art in the book might be the only good about it (ymmv with the art though).




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