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Joseph > Jolyne > Jonathan > Josuke > Johnny > Giorno > Jo2uke

>>1056

Wow I can't believe I forgot Jotaro. He's the bottom.

Joseph > Gappy > Josuke > Jolyne > Giorno > Jonathan > Jotaro > Johnny

4 > 8 > 2 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 7

>>1061

You started out good but went to shit real fast (story of my life).

Joseph > Josuke > Johnny > Gappy > Jolyne > Jonathan > Jotaro > Giorno

4 > 7 > 2 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 1

JoJolion might become my favorite if Araki doesn't drop the ball.

>>1

Josuke's hair looks like a dick.

Depends on how in control Dio was, my theory is that Versace and Giorno were the last of Dio's children and as such came out fairly normal lookin due to the fact that Dio was more melded with Johnathan's body and thus passed on a more stable meld of his and Johnathan's genes. Contrast this with Ungallo and Rykiel who look as though they have some sort of defect ( Granted, heavy drug use could be responsible for Ungallo looking like Sloth from the Goonies). They were concieved earlier and thus recieved a tepid genetic cocktail of Brado/Joestar DNA, that for all intents and purposes, would produce children with facial related birth defects or similar mental and psychological defects. Also, since none of Dio's children ever show signs of being Dhamphirs, we can assume that they got more God-tier Joestar genes than they did Brando fail-genes

FAM

This is too late to get into, right?

>>1143

Naw, the lobby's even pretty crowded now for how it usually is. But there's still at least a few people there most of the time.

>>1143

http://www.fightcade.com/stats/

>>1133

If it was anyone other than Speedwagon who tried to rob Johnathan then it would stand to reason that he would have been murdered by the Ogre street reprobates. Thus as his only surviving "son", George would have most likely left his fortune to Dio

>>923

>narancia cosplayer is a girl

>>1086

Anon… You're right, Gyro is indeed the best Zeppeli.

Am I the only one who thinks Will is best Zeppeli?

>>1088

Will's pretty great - probably my favourite by a tiny amount. The issue is, with SBR being much longer than Phantom Blood, there are way more opportunities to like Gyro simply because he gets much more time put into him. Plus since Johnny's a little shit (arguably a likeable one), he stands out more.

No

>>815

>even the stain glass windows are posing in jojo

never noticed

>>822

>1st picture

Did someone photoshop her face with a guy's face, or did Araki really make her look that manly?

47 is out. The explanation about the fruit was decent enough but I'm not getting exciting for the next stand fight. The set-up seems rather meh but it depends what the power is mind control is my guess but that's pretty boring. Reminded me of Survivor.

>>972

Just Japanese.

>>984

How can you NOT be excited?

Looks like it's gonna have an interesting team fight between the family+Josuke, maybe even Yasuho will show up and we'll see some more of what Paisley Park can do and the stand reminded me more of Justice than anything.

On a side note

>21 pages

>>985

Because I get the feeling neither of those are going to happen but I'd like to be wrong.

>Justice

Oh yeah. Of course. The differences might be interesting.

>>1080

>Hol Horse

Kinda hard to see Hol Horse work with the Joestats/Kujos after he tried to kill them more than once (and nearly being successful with killing Avdol), and that he worked with a guy who raped and killed their dead friend's sister. Hol Horse was a jerk (but a cool one though).

Oingo and Boingo are the only "allies" I can think of because Oingo actually tried to change his ways until Hol Horse forced him to work with him.

>>1090

Eh, Most of that was because Dio was paying him. Granted, I do not know how long he associated with J. Geil but I always assumed that Enya just sort of put her murderous manchild in the hands of the first stand user who could compliment Hanged Man. Considering the second attempt on the Joestar group came after DIO basically told him "Fuck up one more time and your dead." Also in this figurative alt-universe he would have had about 20 years to square his debts with Jotaro.

I just want an excuse to have Emperor and Sex Pistols be used in the same area. I really hope Mista and Hol Horse have a team special in Eyes of Heaven

>>1091

Hol Horse intentionally worked with J. Geils because Hangman can attack someone without causing a lot of attention, allowing his bullets to land the killing blow (hence why he thought J. made a good partner). If J. Geil was stupid*, Hol Horse wouldn't have bothered with him. He could have helped Jotaro and Joseph after the Enya incident, but he told them he is still loyal to Dio.

I just can't see him working with a guy he tried to kill more than once.

*Hangman could probably work with a lot of the assassins with the exception of Death, Yellow Temperance, Tower, most of the Egyptian assassins, Lovers, and High Priestess.

>>1079

Neither did Josuke, for that matter.

booo! eat shit, op! fall off your horse!

>>1109

Wait, his joke was terrible. But do you know what this means? This is a new thread on /jojo/! We're not dead anymore!

>>1110

we're still pretty dead. just shambling a bit, like a zombie.

> OH MY GOD!

Hey Joseph, can ya give me a Tl,dr on what about that link is getting you fired up?

>>1101

JOJO PART 4 PV WAS SPOTTED AT A CONVENTION

Narrator: 1999, Japan. M prefecture, S city, Morioh town. Originally serving as a bedroom suburb for S-city, it has developed at a rapid pace since the late 1980s.

Narrator: The town has a population of 58,713. This town, which at first glance had nothing unusual about it, experienced a bizarre incident. 81 missing persons since the start of 1999. Far more than would be common in any other town like it in Japan.

Narrator: This story is about that town.

Jōsuke: Huh? Did something happen here?

Jōsuke: Crazy Diamond.

Jōsuke: Huh? What does this mean?

Tomoko: Jōsuke! What are you standing around there for? Your friends are waiting for you!

Jōsuke: Yeah, yeah, I'm just about to go.

Okuyasu: Hey, Jōsuke. What were you doing?

Kōichi: Good morning, Jōsuke.

Jōsuke: Hey, Kōichi. 'Morning.

Okuyasu: I asked what you were doing!

Jōsuke: This guy's great.

The anime will premiere in April 2016.

Do it Anon, awaken your master.

>>1076

His stand is just a part of Bad Company that went AWOL.

Literally anything by Blue Oyster Cult.

>>538

>tfw The World Over Heaven wasn't named Holy Diver

ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA why aren't there any ELO stands ELO is the shit

>>1058

Before I knew the plot twist to part five I thought Doppio being able to use anything as a phone would be the result of a stand named Telephone Line

daft punk

>>460

Pic 3 is giving me some weird incestous vibes.

Or should I say, WINcestous.