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Postan' all day an' night

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 No.65[Reply]

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 No.47[Reply]

testing this shit

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 No.54

>>53

Two more to go


 No.55

>>54

WEW DUBS


 No.56

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>>55

ley are not glowing what gives


 No.57

>>55

Oh okay now ley are thanks :))


 No.64

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 No.27[Reply]

CIA asks Bane : Are you a big guy?

Bane: Not for you because I'm not a faggot

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 No.51

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 No.59

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>>27

That was a good one High five, friend


 No.61

>>59

muh high five is better than yours


 No.62

Why couldn't le pedo post on 8chan?

Because le body was too short

BADUMTSSS!


 No.63

>>62

make le new thread for this, muh friend.




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 No.23[Reply]

Nice shitty CSS, did you get it from >>>/butthurt/ ?

 No.24

>>23

Is it butthurt now


 No.25

>>24

and to clarify, I got it from a guy on /b/ and len modified it


 No.58

>>23

Le rude


 No.60

>>58

le dubs when




 No.48[Reply]

allah

 No.49

>>48

>muh sides


 No.50

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Is this le new s4s? Count me in




 No.45[Reply]

dubs

 No.46

>>45

nice joke




 No.43[Reply]

Why did le chicken cross le road?

becuause it was tied to a string and i was puling it

Why do children always cry?

ley dont, its just ley hate seeing you

If you could count to infinity how many digits would it have?

You cant count so dont boler retard

 No.44

>>43

glowing dubs check




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 No.41[Reply]

I really fucking hate normies.

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around le planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in le crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.

Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from le lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving le little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to le sniveling of le desperate 'nice guys' who never get le girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.

Fuck you all, from le crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by le price of leir shirt, right down to le fat chicks that think personality is enough.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for le belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling le internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of olers. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don't give a fuck. Shut le fuck up about it.

 No.42




 No.31[Reply]

what do niggers and bycicles have in common

 No.33

>>31

ley both run very fast

glowing dubs check


 No.39

>>33

check'd




 No.12[Reply]

What has 20 parts and is completely fucked?

 No.36

10 mixed doubles teams at a swingers party?




 No.29[Reply]

post

 No.30

>>29

DIS U KNOW DUBS GLOW ON THIS BOARD




 No.17[Reply]

Jesus man, I don't know what I'm clickin

 No.18

>>17

true

can you tell me how to get rid of le sparkles?


 No.19

>>18

everything is good now fam




 No.15[Reply]

Have you heard of le joke only homos know about?

 No.16

U tell me nigga




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 No.13[Reply]

This is a safespace thread.



 No.9[Reply]

what is le difference between nigger and shit

no

 No.10

>>9

10 get


 No.11

first dubs on board




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