No.11703
Post in this thread every time you come to the jay and there's no new posts
No.11704
didn't there used to be a "balls_deep" or something tag on gelbooru
what happened to it
No.11706
I wish this long slow wasting away until death didn't take so long.
No.11707
My cat's a fucking dumb piece of massive retarded nasty shit.
He's kind of fluffy, plenty of hair, so much hair he actually looks kind of fat even tough he is actually underweight. For some reason he doesn't eat, I just stare at those round blue empty eyes whenever I give him some food, the fucker knows I want him to be fat but he's just so friggin smug, so damn smug.
Anyways, I am chilling on my bed watching some pretentious movie by some argentinian guy and my cat jumps on my bed wanting to be pet. I cannot fucking describe my reaction, a disgusting smell invaded my room. I mean, I am a disgusting NEET, I am used to horrible smells, usually the cat doesn't exactly smell like roses either, but this was on another level. Just as I reached for the trash can to vomit the little asshat started to roll on my bed exposing his stomach to me. Oh boy, with each roll he smeared shit all over my bed sheets. Dear fucking god, the cat actually managed to get a big, nice, plump, and wet turd stuck on his hairy tights. He then sat on my bed with the most clueless expression on his irresistible cute face. I know he knows, that cat is turning me crazy. I know he does it on purpose, you should have seen the absolute bliss on his eyes when I had to take a piece of paper to clean the animal.
I fucking swear, /jp/, on my mothers grave, one of these days I am going to sell that smug motherfucker to a chinese restaurant and have him served to me in a spring roll.
No.11709
i really need a new friend
No.11711
>>11706
>I wish this long slow wasting away until death didn't take so long.
The solution is to speed up your brain's perception of time.
No.11712
>>11707
You shouldn't swear on your mother's grave.
No.11713
>>11712
You don't know the kind of cat I am dealing with.
No.11715
>>11709
What happened to your old friend?
No.11716
>>11709
You should play Realm Reborn with us. I am sure you will make lots of friends.
No.11717
>>11707
My cat is pretty cool,. he likes to play fetch with a little stuffed tiger. Sometimes when I'm eating cup noodles I pull one loose and give him the end of it and he slurps it up a little bit at a time.
Sorry you got a shitty cat, dude.
No.11718
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I want to fuck Reimu full force in every hole at the height of summer with the AC off and the windows open, until neither of us can move and the entire room is drenched in sweat and cum and possibly blood.
No.11719
I wish my endocrine system would realize that I'm destined for wizardhood like my brain already has and stop making me so fucking horny all the time. I can't stand it, every time I see a cute girl in revealing clothes I think just for a second that it might not be so bad to kidnap her and drag her home and rape her to death then kill myself. I wonder if meditating under a waterfall like in my chinese animes would help to clear my mind of such polluting thoughts.
Btw thanks for reading my blog guys, be sure to like and subscribe.
No.11720
>>11719
It'll go away eventually, not succumbing to your animal instincts is one of the many tests an apprentice must pass on his way to wizardhood.
No.11721
>>11718
that's hot as fuck
No.11723
I keep telling myself that the jay is alive.
No.11724
>>11723
At least it's not quite dead either and still better than 4jay
No.11726
Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend
And sometimes I wish I'd never be born at all.
No.11728
>>11726
I'll be your girlfriend, anon.
No.11735
Why nobody posts when I'm awake?
No.11737
>>11715
they dont have time for me
>>11716
what am i, made of money?
No.11739
>>11737
Wanna be my friend? I always try my hardest to be available 24/7 for my friends, allthough there will be times where I can't
No.11741
No.11742
>>11741
Post some way for me to contact you
No.11747
No.11758
I usually just buy canned beef stew and add curry powder since I am too lazy to actually make curry.
No.11761
I wish I could get my seasoning right to taste like Japanese curry. Unless I buy a block of curry mix, it never comes out right. Also with a little bit of work you can make stew much cheaper than it would cost to buy the canned stuff. All you need is to invest in the stuff to can it, and three hours worth of work one day while you listen to http://chiru.no/ will make enough stew for 20+ meals. You can store it without refrigeration for up to three month. This is key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you make this then there is danger that you'll have some left over ingredients and be forced to cook them before they spoil; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>11758. should just stick with frozen pizza.
No.11762
>>11761
you should stick to sucking my cock, dude
No.11767
No.11774
dont eat frozen pizzas, they will kill you
No.11778
>>11774
getting mixed signals here dude
No.11782
>>11778
As long as it's stored properly, it should be safe to eat.
No.11784
No.11785
SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR CAR REPAIR BILL
HOLY NIGGER FUCKING PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DONT HAVE THE AUTISM BUX TO AFFORD THIS FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN MY BRAIN
No.11788
>>11785
Why do you own a car? Where do you go?
No.11790
>>11788
i need it to pick up all my normie friends on the weekends to go clubbing
No.11797
>>11790
Just stop doing that
No.11799
>>11717
>>11717
Nah, like my cat. But sometimes he really gets on my nerves.
He likes to play fetch too but he sometimes leaves the plastic bag he plays with too far from my reach and still pesters me to trow it.
I don;t know if he wants me to get up or if he is just retarded.
No.11801
>>11799
Don't you understand?
He does these things because he wants you to stand up and go somewhere in life.
No.12152
No.12153
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No.12154
there was a new post but it was in the no post thread so it doesnt count
No.12155
gays are killing this board
No.12157
>>12155
I don't want to point any fingers here.
But that is one sodomitic post.
Have you ever peeked at others men penises when peeing on a public urinal?
No.12161
I wonder what job would suit a hikikomori..
No.12167
>>12155
The fact that there are only around 10 posters on this board is killing this board.
No.12168
>>12167
That's actually the best part about the board.
Everyone knows that the more popular a board is, the worse it becomes.
No.12169
>>12168
Yes but some idiots still cant seem to grasp that with a small population, that vocal individuals do not equal majority. This is like image board 101 stuff people.
No.12171
>>12168
Yea but we don't have enough to hit peak fun.
No.12176
>>12171
This. Its like an optimization problem , you must have a sufficient population for the most fun to happen depending on the topic. I guess this graph is also true for a function of time assuming that your starting past the inflection point on the left side of the curve.
No.12399
Today I found out that sloths aren't primates.
No.12403
>>12399
>aren't primates
how long did it take you to figure this out?
lrn2 taxonomy
No.12407
>>12403
I never bothered to check it.
No.12422
there was a post
its gone now
No.12770
Where does everyone go during the weekends?
No.12772
It's honestly endearing seeing this board's mod slowly "growing up".
No.12774
>>12773
thought the shit on my monitor was a sprite
No.12801
>>12770
I go to parties and fuck girls on the weekends so I'm usually unable to post from home.
No.12815
Oh yeah, I almost forgot it's Reitaisai 12 today
No.12816
No.12822
>>12770
I go down to my local glory hole stall.
No.12824
>>11758
It's probably better than actual Japanese curry. I tried making some stuff that's supposedly authentic, but it was sickeningly sweet.
No.12825
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No.12826
>>12825
Who might you be quoting?
No.12831
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No.12864
Where's everyone? It seems like everyone stopped posting at the same time.
No.12866
No.12869
>>12864
japes are spending mothers' day with their moms so they don't kicked out
No.12975
Should be working on a research paper right now. Should get going on that.
No.12981
I should be studying right now because I still have two finals.
But I've been feeling that my studies are ultimately pointless as the US has no economic future long term.
Primarily because governments are making it harder for new businesses and old ones that haven't moved out of here are working on the principle of "work harder not smarter" not to mention that they're fucking scum with no honor to the point where they lie on their fucking job descriptions. Even if I were to get a job in my field and got more than 60k annualy what the fuck would I do with it ?
I'm essentially a NEET lite , and running out of hobbies.
I'd meet a girl but it doesn't help that i'm about as white as a new sheet of copper or a corn muffin and on top of that that I'm only 5'9".
To this day i have no idea why my dad decided to fuck a high yaller who is only 5'2". I know they met in gradschool when they were both doing their PhDs in biology but was that and my mom being really thin with big tits the primary selling point? This is also considering that trying to anything with her is like playing hardball even if she isn't being a drunk bitch , she's just a difficult person to deal with, not to mention that my dad is a fucking libtard pleb.
No.12985
i started jacking it to bestiality dojins
No.12991
The only difference between my life now and summer break in middle school is that now when I wake up in the afternoon and eat breakfast and prepare to play games and watch anime all day my breakfast includes vodka instead of cereal.
No.12992
>>12991
Why would you stop eating cereal? Are you stupid?
No.12994
No.12995
>>12981
I had a particularly apathetic semester and ended up withdrawing from half of my courseload. I've never done anything like this before.
I had intended to start going over material for a few classes a week in advance since I don't attend or follow the class schedule anyways. I repeatedly put it off until the next day and before I knew it I was in the thick of midterm period without even contacting one of the professors for the test date. There was a chance that midterm would conflict with a previously established one and I guess I subconsciously knew that. Somehow my gamble payed off and they were scheduled at exact same time. Everything hinged my ability to convince the prof to hold a makeup the next week, which I failed to negotiate only 2 days before the midterm. He only offered a time prior to the original midterm and that would leave me with one and a half days to go through half a semester's material. I spent that period of time doing nothing as well and fucked up the other midterm for the course I was vaguely following.
All of this culminated in me going through a month's worth of material and completing a semester project over a span of two days. This was actually done successfully and I still have no idea how I pulled it off. It was a core ee course and the project had a 2-week completion window; I hold a strange kind of pride having walked away from that. You would think that the semester would have imparted some form of lesson about procrastination, but this was not so. I had three weeks to prepare for two finals - I ended up using a cumulative two days for both. In spite of going through two weeks of material and spending maybe 5 hours preparing for my physics final, I beat the class by 20% and maintained a 3.5.
Too bad I didn't apply for a single internship back in february and have effectively postponed my life another year, assuming it isn't already too late. Why am I so fucking worthless?
No.13010
>>12981
>>12995
I am on the same boat.
Except my situation is a little more dangerous.
I skipped two and a half semesters, and I have to catch up with them in a year if I want to get out of there next year.
But I just can't find it in me to do the work, just like you, I end up cramming on the last minute out of fear of getting kicked out. Just the other day I had to read 1000 pages in a couple of days to make a silly essay that I don't even know got graded. I have to spend an extra semester there anyways.
I still have to do double the work of a normal semester yet I still procrastinate to hell and back. I have like three weeks to read a bunch of books and write 100 pages worth of essays and I still spend my time masturbating, playing video games and watching inane shit.
The mere thought of going to school with all it entails drains all of my energy. Thank god I don't have to attend, this whole semester I've been there less than 20 hours.
Am I going to be in the same situation the rest of my life? Procrastinating to make it seem that everything is okay while having regular nervous break downs to catch up to inhumane piles of work for a week? Working is absolute hell, I am too socially retarded to get a rich wife, I am not rich and I live in a third world shit hole.
I don't think I can keep this up.
I don't even want to imagine the hell that the obligatory internship is going to be, I fucking hate this system. Why the hell do I have to work for free a whole fucking year from 8 am to 5 pm every cursed day and still attend class? Paying back to society my fucking ass, that place loathes me, I am certain I cost to them 10 bucks per semester, the building is collapsing, the never clean anything, there is a fucking market on the halls, scholarships are laughable, activities non-existent and now the shit eating workers in the ridiculous library are on strike, on finals.
I just wish everyone forgot about me to wake up in Gensokyo one day, I don't care if I end up eaten.
No.13014
No.13018
>>12995
>>13010
WOAH dudes liked AND favorited! Where do I sub to these fuggin sweet blogs?
No.13019
>>13018
*unsheathes actual penis*
you tell me babycakes
No.13021
>>13010
Quit being so melodramatic and do your homework
No.13037
Got a new headline for ya 8mod
/jp/ - All my friends are killing themselves
No.13045
Had to present a PowerPoint slideshow today for my communications class. Went better than expected since I procrastinated this to shit and didn't have time to really practice. There were a few awkward moments of silence here and there along with awkward transitions but all in all, I think I did okay.
Now onto the more juicy side of things...
Tomorrow, my brother's girlfriend will be bringing two Japanese female foreign exchange students to my house and we will then go out to eat with them. This shall be interesting but sadly, they hardly know english and I hardly know any Japanese outside of the typical anime tropes but I'll see what I can do in terms of communication. Also, I know that Japanese typically look down on otaku culture but I won't make any effort to hide my nerd interests which are commonly associated with the otaku lifestyle. Either they won't mind it or they will think to themselves "Goddammit. And here I thought I've escaped these otaku faggots for good." We'll just see how that goes.
No.13046
>>13045
You go anon, I believe in you.
Tonight you'll cure your yellow fever
No.13048
I'm going to crash this board by advertising it on all the sites I go !
Haha just kidding.
As if I'd ever do such a thing
No.13049
Crashing this board......................WITH NO SURVIVORS!
No.13059
>>13048
Many have tried. All have succeeded.
No.13065
Since we're blogging, lately my sexual fantasies became a lot less passive and femdom oriented and a lot more "grab that bitch by the tits from behind and bite her ears and fuck her until she can't move" oriented.
No.13074
>>13068
It's also really mean.
No.13078
>>13065
It happened to me after I started doing squats.
No.13091
No.13092
>>13091
Enjoy it. University is high school but with so much boring shit that you actually have to spend time on it.
No.13094
No.13095
No.13100
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No.13123
No.13132
lots of new posts actually
No.13140
About those Japanese female exchange students from >>13045, I wasn't able to meet them as they unexpectedly came over while I was gone but apparently we're supposed to go to the beach with them today. If it works out, this shall be interesting :V
No.13240
It looks like all that momentum we got like a week ago went tumbling down.
No.13243
>>13240
Does it matter?
We'll get another flood eventually once some retard discovers this board and tells all his friends.
Or maybe not, doesn't really matter.
I'm enjoying it either way
No.13248
>>13243
I told my steam group about this place today.
No.13253
No.13269
I had some jalapeno hotdogs for dinner last night with some lemonade.
Summer is here, it seems. (*´ڡ`* )
No.13295
>>13269
You make me wish I had money to eat tasty things
No.13306
I would very much like to eat breakfast, but there's too many people in the kitchen. I can't have a single, relaxing, peaceful morning where I can prepare food and tea without someone trying to talk to me.
No.13337
is this the new NEET thread? did you hear about belarus fining NEETs?
No.13349
>>13298
This guys advice is good.
I used to grow my own tomatos, jalapenos and spices.
These days ive started on my own lemon tree. I cant wait to have lemons of my own. Things like gardening or creating things makes being NEET/Hikki a little more bearable.
No.13354
>>13298
That sounds really comfy.
No.13371
>>13370
I loved how she was so dedicated to it when she was a cute schoolgirl,
Now all she does is rant and update her vlog (she doesnt even dance anymore)
No.13387
My mental health has significally improved once I started browsing 8/jp/.
No.13400
I now have silky smooth hair thanks to /jp/!
No.13402
I hate myself a whole less ever since I've abandoned 4/jp/ for this place
No.13404
My skin became clearer and my bowel movements more regular, all thanks to /jp/!
No.13412
My sleep schedule has improved since browsing 8/jp/
No.13416
I used to be a big loser with no friends, an alcohol addiction, severe depression and an ugly face until I started lurking on /jp/.
Yesterday I made my first post and went to sleep. To my surprise I woke up next to a cute girl that told me I was great yesterday, a handsome face, a full bank account and a 8.2 inch long penis!
All thanks to /jp/, I'll never forget you...!!
No.13423
>>13337
Good riddance, gas the floorshitters.
No.13463
8/jp taught me the inherent dignity and value of human life
No.13469
does anybody here ever get really good ideas for a funny post but decide not to post it because you dont want to be responsible for the birth of an epic new meme
No.13471
>>13421
Did you lose the fat as well or you as still as corpulent as that purple haired librarian.
No.13474
>>13469
I'm sad because I've never birthed a single epic meme even when trying to be funny. There's nothing scary about it. If other people decide to act silly over a picture or a few words that's on them.
No.13476
>>13469
>because you dont want to be responsible for the birth of an epic new meme
Why not? I started one meme and it felt good when people started reposting it.
No.13477
>>13476
when people reposted it.*
No.13482
>>13476
Which one? Or are you ashamed of telling ?
No.13485
>>13483
I fear for the children around you.
No.13504
I have to wonder what our lurker/poster ratio is.
No.13551
>>13368
>>13371
Didn't she marry a yakuza or one of the guys from ダウンタウン wwwww
No.13842
No.13948
>>12176
it's a stability problem
there does not exist a method to hold the population in the peak fun zone, it's an unstable equilibrium
any methods that try to keep the normals out (switching hosts, bully) will swing back too hard and kick all the TRVE /jp/sies out
any push in either direction will lead to a cascading effect toward the stable points at "all alone" and "normie attraction zone"
No.13955
No.13960
>>13948
So I guess fun as a function of community population is the negative derivative of community stability
No.13988
>>13955
You might want to check your math.
No.14126
No.14163
I FUKCING HATE KIESK HOLY NIGERR FCUIGN PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No.14164
No.14166
Just watched the first half of "The Wind Rises". Will continue watching tomorrow as I'm pretty tired at the moment.
I just love how this movie takes place in Japan during the 1920s/1930s. I've always liked that era during Japan and Europe. Nature was well preserved, some of the most beautiful motor vehicles and planes were built, jazz/classical music were at its prime, society wasn't media controlled and mentally corrupt like now, and women were gorgeous and classy.
Also, I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHA35ejO1QY
No.14170
Why did everyone stop posting at once? Creepy...
No.14171
>>14170
Because I stopped posting and you stopped posting.
No.14176
I went to /am/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /vvv/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /jp/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /weebpol/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /2hu/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /tomoko/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /pc/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /miku/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /otomad/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /w/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /mai/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /monster/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /kind/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /intl/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /ameta/ and there were no new posts.
I went to /a/ and quickly escaped their ugly posts.
No.14180
>>14176
>I went to /2hu/
Why?
> /otomad/ , /miku/ , /w/ , /tomoko/
Well these are kinda redunant , although /mai/ lost at least half of its posters over the past few months
I understand a desire to have faster boards , but I don't want this place to become a free for all shit fest.
Although i do wish there were more weebs here on 8.
No.14184
>>14176
>/otomad/
I'm playing earthbound right now, posting will be a bit infrequent.
No.14186
>>14170
Because that's what always happens when the crossies come here and interfere with the truNEETs.
No.14204
>>14176
I sometimes wish /pc/ was faster but then I realize that there is nothing to talk about.
No.14209
>>14204
Sometimes you don't really need boards that are that specific.
No.14210
>>14209
Whether it's on its own board or not doesn't really change that there isn't anything to talk about beyond the superficial like ``Twilight looked cool last episode and I want to fuck Kirara''.
No.14213
>>14210
you do have a point
No.14301
I don't post itt every time I should. Bad feelio.
No.14307
>>14301
You can always try again when you come back later.
No.14308
No.14309
How am I supposed to deal with greeting? When someone says hello to me I just hello back really quickly and walk away because I don't want them to chat me up. The question I hate most is "how was your day". How the hell am I supposed to answer this? I usually just say "fine", but they never seem content with that answer. It makes me really angry.
No.14317
>>14309
The worst is when random people passing you on the sidewalk feel the need to talk to you.
No.14320
>>14317
An example?
I don't ever encounter this except people asking for directions. It would be nice to learn what to expect and how to respond
No.14327
>>14320
Not him but once a dude did that to me.
He started asking me for directions then he said there was something wrong with my attitude and just like in my chinese cartoons he started to make menacing eye contact.
A bunch of other delinquents showed up, they cornered me while everyone pretended not to notice, on of them took out a knife and told me they had been following for a while now because they planned to kidnap me. Another one with a gun laughed and told the others "Yeah, like someone is going to care for this faggot lonely shit. He looks like a virgin. No one would have payed the ransom." The others laughed and started to ask stupid shit like how many girlfriends I had and stuff. After what seemed an eternity of being laughed in my face with the occasional spit and punches to my shoulder, they started to ask for my stuff, fortunately my cell phone was from 2002 and I had very little money. One guy high as fuck got angry and stomped on my phone and then threw a punch on one of his pals, I really don't know how but I was able to escape while the others tried to control him.
It was a crowded area, cameras everywhere and no one noticed that a nerd was being bullied by a group of armed delinquents, fuck this.
Ever since I feign ignorance when people talk to me on the street, if they insist I pretend I don't know the language. I may look like an asshole but until the world is civilized I am forced to act like that.
What have we learned today? Never leave your house.
No.14328
>>14327
Where the hell are you from?
No.14329
>>14327
>I pretend I don't know the language.
I don't know how many times a tourist has stopped me on the street to ask me something, I say that I don't speak english and run off there but they know I understand them I can see it in the look in their eyes.
No.14331
>>14327
You forgot to mention that they were niggers. Never trust niggers.
No.14333
>>14327
I was just thinking of the time a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette or people who feel the need to say hello even though you don't know them.
>if they insist I pretend I don't know the language
I'm white in a middle-American town of less than 15,000, if only that would work for me.
No.14336
>>14333
I don't mean that to sound /pol/, I mean that if I were somehow distinctively foreign-looking then when people in the street tried to talk to me I could just make up some gibberish followed by "oh, uh, no speega aingleesh". But aside from apparently some kind of "doutei aura" leaking out of every pore on my body that norms somehow pick up on like a pack of sharks sensing fresh blood, I look like a perfectly average inhabitant of my town.
No.14340
>>14333
>>if they insist I pretend I don't know the language
This wouldn't work for me, I'm mixed but in my case I just look like a white guy with a Carmel colored complexion.
So no one will actually mistakes me for a spic.
No.14350
>>14333
>Can I have a cigarette?
No sorry.
>Hello stranger!
...
>What's up?
I'm sorry, I'm very busy
>That's okay, sorry for bothering you :)
No.14353
No.14358
No.14376
>>14358
I really do wonder what our lurker to poster ratio is.
The strange thing is that this place can be more active despite its population.
No.14378
>>14376
Ive always been a lurker but i try to post or make threads when something comes to mind more than I ever bothered on 4jay. I like this place but at the same time I just dont have much to say, kinda like in real life.
Being drunk or high at leasts helps with coming up with thread ideas that aren't your usual 4jay "wch 2hu fuk" threads, but since im neet as hell I cant fucking afford to do shit as much as i want to.
i cant take it easy like this
No.14383
>>14378
It's okay, don't pressure yourself.
A post idea is like a beatiful flower slowly blooming in the mind of a poster until it unfolds and displays something precious.
You musn't rush
No.14384
>>14378
Personally I prefer to pretend the jay is my personal twitter and just post whatever inane garbage comes to mind at the time.
No.14389
>>14383
Then my brain must be a barren wasteland.
No.14392
>>14378
This place always did feel like it was purposefully restraining itself with good reason.
Better for people to try and make something new than just rehash the old.
No.14401
>>14378
You can do it! You can take it easy if you try!
No.14442
Anyone else consider Japan to be a European country in their head? I know that sounds very silly but Japan isn't an utter shithole like other asian countries. They posess great technology as well as beautiful lands and not muddy villages with naked people shitting in the street.
Or maybe this is on my mind right now just because I came back from seeing When Marnie Was There and the Japanese countryside shown in the movie reminded me of my trip to Italy and Switzerland as a kid. Amazing movie btw. It's playing in many indie/foreign film theaters across the country. I recommend you all go and see it.
No.14453
>>14442
They're becoming more Western than the shitholes that the West is becoming. Who wouldn't want to be a weeaboo in 2015?
No.14907
>>14442
>but Japan isn't an utter shithole like other asian countries
>They posess beautiful lands
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No.14926
can any of you nerds even speak nip
オカマ帰ろ
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No.14934
>>14907
go home you filthy corean.
No.14936
>>14926
I'll start learning it again soon, promise.
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No.15010
Have you ever went through some board archives and wondered how many of the posts now belong to dead men?
No.15029
Is there a word to describe the feeling you get when reading posts from over a decade ago? I can't believe it's been that long since Chans started to be a thing outside of Japan.
No.15036
>>15029
> reading posts from over a decade ago
how are you reading them , you got an archive/screencaps?
No.15054
I need to practice a piece on violin, but it's so much easier to procrastinate on the jaypee
No.15065
>>15054
Imageboards are the devil, slowly draining away all your energy
No.15086
>>15036
Go to dis.4chan.org/vip and see for yourself. There are threads with MrVacbob, Cranky-chan, Shii(t). It's litereally 11 years ago
No.15135
Jaypee is the only thing that keeps me in a semi-good mood these days.
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No.15171
chiru.no was just playing nip asmr LOL
No.15772
Everyone suddenly stopped posting, why?
No.15774
>>15772
I'm trying my best to make quality posts, but I'm busy fighting my own demons.
I might post in that depression thread and blog my heart out, but then again why bother it's not like anyone will magically find me a solution for my problems or save me
No.15775
>>15774
I'll wait warmly for it!
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>>15774
It would still be good to see , you might even help someone else.
Just keep tryng anon , i'm here for you.
No.15870
Where do you guys go online while there is Comiket?
I go to futaba for the Cosplaying girls
No.15883
Feelio when 8ch keeps giving me fujoshit ads.
No.15926
That feelaroonie when tried to shitpost on 4/jp/ for the first time since february and got permabanned after 15 minutes. It's even funnier because I got banned for a post in have a good day thread (so most likely made by schizo canuck)
No.15932
Feelio when sakebug is fighting cancer and is going through chemotherapy at the moment.
No.15936
>>15932
Does it really surprise you? He was pretty much constantly drunk.
ZUN is next, you can miraculously survive alcohol over extended periods of time only for so long
No.15937
>>15936
>constnatly
I don't know , he admitted to say that he stopped doing that because he can't keep up with it.
I know he was drunk at times when we talked , but maybe this was a long time in the making.
No.15938
I would rather post on a good slow board than a shitty fast board infested by normies, redditors, cancer and fucking loud obnoxious proto-normies who think they own the place.
No.15939
>>15938
everyone here does
No.15948
>>15937
Woah, who told you that? Did he contact you from the hospital? Wish him the best of luck from me if you have contact with him.
No.15951
>>15948
I was in one of the channels that he was in for a few months.
He disappeared around the 29th of may , the only time i heard from him since was the middle of June in a /query , and when he got back in monday night.
I kept a log since early april , he said he couldn't drink as much when he was younger around then , but he was still drinking a good bit in may.
I only assume that this was a long time coming because of what he did say back in april , although i don't know exactly how much he drank before all this happend.
The few hours he talked to us was the first time he was in the channel as a since may. I don't know when he might actually talk to us again.
>Wish him the best of luck from me if you have contact with him.
I will in the best way I can.
No.15959
How are those 1cc,s coming along?
No.15972
>>15951
Shit, just when I was not on IRC because of vacation. What did you guys talk about?
No.15974
>>15972
I don't think we were ever in in the same channels.
I'm still using the one he made for GETball back in February/March , even though not many people still use the board the channel is associated with.
Here's the log from Monday http://pastebin.com/3SXh0KsN .
I don't know if the pessimism is real or just a side effect of the chemo.
No.15977
>>15974
Ah, my bad I've thought about a different channel. Still thanks for the log.
No.15978
>>15974
>I'm still using the one he made for GETball back in February/March
Wait the one with the ".q" thing? If yes, when I'm home I'm usually on there the whole day, maybe you've seen me before.
No.16270
>>15974
>This paste has been removed!
No.16272
Sometimes I wish we could reunite all the good posters here, but most have probably killed themself by now
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No.16309
>>16291
For a long time now. It really turned into utter trash
I think it's a pity that 4-ch didn't become the default BBS in the west.
No.16341
>>16272
I could not wait for such wishes.
I became a ruthless, rogue, roaming ronin of shitposting.
And it's all thanks to that fucking /prague/ board. Gosh dammit. I just wanted to learn to program.
Now I'm shitposting, 10 at a time, across the hyperspace planes. Exclusive websites, high-vis targets, everywhere. Nobody and no thing is safe, the attack vectors- have never been wider nor more exploitable. Sheer beauty in my craft, as the blade of shitposting slices through a once-serious conversation. Shattering thoughts into distracted disarray. Screeching horror emanating from onlookers. A moderator, dazed through seeing obscure shitposting that they feel doesn't meet their standard of proof to warrant a ban for "trolling" et. al. Oh, foolish mod. Your hesitancy will cost you. The onlookers join in. The "fire rises", as one put it. Fractures in communities appear, where there once was none.
Is this it? Is this the thrill?
No.16366
secret area of janitor posting
No.16706
there was no new posts and it makes me sad.
Does anyone here use desu desu talk?
No.16712
>>16706
I've tried it before and it's nice, but I never found an actual use for it other than to fool around from time to time.
No.16779
The ``2d/random poopooposting free for all´´ type of /jp/ that we seem to be pursuing here only works when all the posters actually have some kind of shared interest in 2d shit. If we had much more population it would probably be unsustainable. Which is unfortunate because a fast board of cynical elite weebs is what /jp/ was always meant to be.
No.16794
>>16779
That is why its a good and necessary thing that the board is unlisted, only those that are interested will come here.
Personally I am happy to see the return of the old 2d/random /b/ through this board.
No.16814
>>16779
I like things the way they are
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No.17627
Why isn't anybody posting?
No.17631
The Jay is dead. Where did everyone go when 8chan was down?
No.17632
I miss you guys. Where did you all go?
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No.18022
>>18018
A decent amount, but I have experience with German as well as English and there seems to be quite a few words I wouldn't recognize if I didn't.
No.18023
For example the use of "man" as an indefinite personal pronoun, it's the same in modern German but extremely archaic in English.
No.18026
Imho English would look much better with Þ, ð, æ and macrons.
No.19679
Every time I post in a thread, it dies.
No.19684
>>19679
I thought I was the only one who knew such pain
No.19685
>>19684
It happens to me quite a bit as well. Probably because my responses are so good that no one knows what to say!
No.19686
>>19685
Do you often kill chatrooms as well?
No.19687
>>19686
I don't go to chatrooms. They are too scary.
No.19688
>>19686
Excuse me sir, what are you hiding?
No.19696
Should I stay up all day so I can fix my sleep schedule, or should I sleep until like 3PM? I feel like shit with these waking hours, but it's hard for me to stay up.
>>19686
No more surprise boxes please. I can't take the surprise.
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No.21291
>>21289
done anything fun today?
No.21292
>>21291
I got drunk early and slept through most of the day.
No.21293
>>21292
sounds pleasant. Wouldn't mind getting drunk myself.
No.21294
>>21291
Slept for almost 24 hours and now I am going to eat some tasty Thai food, drink a bottle of wine, and read magical loli Nazi the light novel.
No.21336
>>21294
Thai food sounds good, never tried any myself though.
No.21356
>>21336
Shit is great. We got all sorts of assorted chinks, nips, gooks, and zipperheads here where I live and out of all their food Thai is the shit I like the best. Viet is second but really only for pho.
No.21357
>>21294
Sleeping for that long would not be good for you.