No.13432
No.13436
Can i post here if I'm dreaming of drinking?
No.13442
>>13441
I watch anime for the concepts. I've trained myself to be blind to errors.
No.13444
>>13443
What do you think about eyes being drawn over hair?
No.13446
>>13435
Get out of here you korean pig-dog
No.13480
>>13440
I thought that girl in pink was Tamako from Tamako Market for a second. That was such a cute show I wonder why anime got so boring so quickly for me.
No.13486
I only drink water, sorry.
No.13512
I should have started a while ago but it'd never too early/late to start drinking.
No.13513
high and mid-functioning alcoholism are socially accepted methods of suicide
No.13515
>>13513
What about lung cancer. Shit why not both
No.13563
I'd drink but I have little self control and would become an alcoholic easily.
No.13616
>>13603
I've never actually fapped while drunk before. What's it like?
Please explain thoroughly every step of the process.
No.13620
>>13616
I always think about doing it but usually just say fuck it and drink more until i black out
No.13643
>>13430
i'm drinking water!
No.13843
>>13643
Very nice! I'm drinking soy milk.
No.13848
>>13643
You are a really cute poster.
No.13947
>>13616
it's great until you need to piss and then your dick gets confused
you have to either hold it in or wait like 30 minutes after blowing your load to avoid fire in your urethra
I think urine gets trapped in there if you're still in your refractory period or something
No.13965
i think the buzz from drinking a lot of coffee feels better than alcohol. problem is tolerance builds up really quickly and takes a very long time to go down.
No.13975
>>13965
I can barely get through a day of labor without an energy drink of some kind.
I know theyre bad for me, but when im without them i cant get anything done.
No.14039
I'm drinking right now.
Carlsberg Export in case you were wondering.
No.14044
>>14039
me too but thats every night
No.14230
Might as well finish of the vodka tonight.
Its not like i have anything else.
No.14276
I managed to stay sober for six days before I could stand myself anymore.
No.14284
Alcohol is a magical substance, its like if ir made an alter ego appear out me, it changes me for a moment. Its great but also not at the same time...
No.14286
i used to have a friend i could talk to about life being shit, but now he's on so many pills and anti psychotics he's not the same as he used to be. now all i have to confide to are empty bottles.
No.14288
Drunk lolis are so goddamn cute.
No.14296
>>14288
What about drink lolis with horns?
No.14303
In three weeks I'll be 21 and finally not have to beg my mother to buy me alcohol anymore.
No.14322
>>14303
Ill be 23 next month. It's a wired feeling running into more and more people that are so much younger. getting old
No.14323
>>14322
Two years isn't really that striking of an age difference. But I know what you mean, it feels like everyone I talk to outside /jp/ and my usual circle of internet friends is like 15-16 at the oldest.
No.14324
When I'm sober I listen to expressive music and pay attention to subtleties. When I'm drunk I start to enjoy simple, repetitive sounds, like a lot of popular basic electronic songs. My senses are pleasantly dumbed down and I really enjoy this weirdly amplified bass. Anything more structured fades away. It proves this little thought I had that being drunk is blissful state because alcohol makes you ignorant and ignorance is bliss. MDMA is the exact opposite. Listening to some darude would be a waste then
No.14325
At what age did you start drinking /jp/?
No.14330
>>14303
>>14322
I may be by far the youngest poster on this board. Also another great example of how law sometimes don't make any sense. Is beer also forbidden under 21? Here everything that's not destilled is OK for 16 and upwards.
>>14325
15
No.14341
No.14342
No.14347
>>14325
I think I drank my first beer when I was 15.
My first memory blackout happened when I was 17.
I always have to vomit after like three beers... For some reason, I dislike the taste of beer. Other alcohol like Vodka mixed with something is fine though.
No.14380
>>14325
First time drunk probably 13 but became an alcoholic at 16. Now I plan to drink every waking minute of my life until I'm dead. Hopefully the alcohol will speed up the process
No.15680
The only thing I got left is some cheap grape wine at the back of the fridge, but It will do.
No.15682
The mead I have ageing should be ready next month, couldn't come sooner since the apple jack ran out last week.
One of these days I should really look into setting up a still, it can't be that hard considering the kind of people who do it all the time.
Oh well, stoli is always there for me in times like this.
No.15683
I've had my slightly less than two drinks for the day and now I am watching anime with my cat, take it easy /jp/.
No.15902
I like to drink when I play Counter-Strike.
No.15961
>>15902
In retrospect this is kind of redundant, I pretty much like playing or doing anything while drinking. If I could find a job in which they would let me be intoxicated the whole day then I probably wouldn't be a NEET!
No.15965
drinking. pre mixed dry cola and burbon cans. thursday night motherfuckkker.
No.16109
I tried an Alexander today. I liked the chocolate taste.
No.16281
Ice cold beer on a hot summers day.
No.16322
>drink tomato juice because IBD and low residue apects of said juice (plus I fucking love tomato juice)
>feel a bit weak cause not many calories
>make bloody mary with some old vodka from the fridge
Day has gotten slighty more fun.
Also, I can use the pick me up cause I have been trying to find the actual artist of these mp3s here.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!Lo8RELrQ!UZn9TDP4VJYKEP7_Qm_tsg
It's not Anri, I have found the album of hers on Amazon and checked the preview, the filenames are wrong but I have had these since the late 90s and I kinda like them, like the voice.
Does anyone of you knowe these? My moonrunes aren't strong eough to reliably look for the lycis, plus I think this shit might be kinda obscure or maybe it's not, I wouldn't know.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.16338
>>16322
>>drink tomato juice because IBD and low residue apects of said juice (plus I fucking love tomato juice)
>>feel a bit weak cause not many calories
>>make bloody mary with some old vodka from the fridge
I don't understand a word you're saying, punk. Maybe try again without greenfagging.
No.16354
>>16338
>go to /jp/
>tell someone to stop greentexting
>get laughed at by person you are trying to berate
Get fucked, きんばいそう, the green goes perfectly with the board theme. And if you think you have even the slightest authority over me because I was asking for a favor and you think you can just hold that over my head: nope. I've had those files since you were but a mere twinkle in your fathers eyes, I can wait a few more decades.
Also,
>posting in a drinking thread that states to post when you're gonna do drinks and not even drinking anything
I won't raise my glass to you this time, though. Only laughter. Study the picture well, anon. You'll see more of that if you think you can act like hot shit around here again.
Anyway, some more vodka for me.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.16357
>>16354
who are you quoting?
No.16358
>>16354
the pot called the kettle black...
No.16359
>>16322
>>16354
I bet you weren't even alive back when usenet was actually good, before the planets accreted together out of a spinning disc of solar dust and newfags like you started infesting the place.
No.16372
>>16359
>usenet
I bet you skateboarding kids have never even punched a card to get the point across.
Those were the times you actually had to put effort into things.
No.16377
Whiskey makes me happily sad.
No.16431
>>16358
Then I'd sell my magic talking kitchenware and live easy.
No.16432
I had to quit drinking recently. All it does is make me feel depressed and guilty.
No.16448
All the shit I have floating in my system is making me nauseas and vomit over everything. I thought having a few drinks would make me feel less shitty for the first time in weeks. Instead the smell is making me gag and I have puked twice off of this bottle. It doesn't help that I have runny shits from not being able to keep down solid food and the force of the vomiting made me shart.
But I do think I am feeling a little bit better so there is that.
No.16449
>>16448
Have you ever considered medical help?
No.16489
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm about to drink lemonade. Does that count?
No.16506
I am drinking red wine right now.
No.16513
>>16448
hang in there 8mod
No.16545
No.16581
Not being able to drink anytime you want is suffering.
No.16908
>>16513
Doing my best, but I am nobody any more so you don't have to worry about me being stupid.
>>16530
Yes
>>16581
Force yourself through it because as sick as you will feel about it, as soon as you can get drunk you will feel so much better. Believe in yourslf, /jp/. I never stopped believing in you people. You are all the most beautiful and amazing.
No.16918
>>16908
Keep up the fight mang!
No.16927
>>16908
ROW ROW FIGHT THE CANCER
hang in there, dude
No.16934
>>16908
you too fella. all the best with it all.
No.16945
>>16934
Try and switch to good drugs instead of shit drugs. Makes you less depressed and cost about the same, mxe especially.
No.16947
No.16950
>>16908
That was inspirational!
No.16955
>>16945
I'll be living in malaysia soon; there's not much choice like that there.
I will try betel-nut but otherwise it's good company and alcohol for me.
No.17012
No.17013
i just had a 33 cl beer and i wish it had been a 0,5 l one
i guess i'll have another
No.17015
>>17013
update: had another. also some liqueur
No.17038
Getting drunk.
At midnight.
No.17072
>>17013
I absolutely hate that there are no 0,5l six-packs around.
No.17086
I am fucking buzzing like a hornet nest
No.17089
i had a bottle of beer for the first time in a while
it was alright i guess
No.17260
I had a stomachache after eating lunch today. I drank two glasses of whiskey, and WOOSH! Immediately the pain went away completely. Is that not nice? That is nice!
Alcohol is like a miraculous and dear friend to me; truly a noble blessing from the gods. An amazing thing indeed.
No.17340
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>>17260
Alcohol is proof that God exists and he loves us.
Drinking Drambuie and milk because I have discovered it settles my stomach and I can drink enough of it to get a buzz and stop feeling like shit.
No.17342
>>17340
god speed you glorious bastard
No.17343
>>17340
I'm glad to hear that!
All the best to you, man.
No.17360
>>17340
There's nothing inherently wrong with drinking so long as you keep it to where you dont harm your body or finances. Man has been doing so since recorded time itself almost. In a lot of ways dont mind dont matter applies. Do what makes you happy man, drugs are that for me. Kepp my mind sharp and makes me happy. Like I said before, do some mxe if you get the chance through the darkweb, Customs is a pain but stealth mailing through international customs is far from possible. Really puts a new spin on intellectal pursuits and since i've taken it I've become more motivationalay driven to pursue computer sciences.
No.17374
>>17360
Anonymous, MXE is dangerous and expensive!
Remember jaypoo, marijuana is the only OK illegal substance!
No.17441
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Had a stomachache again and I'm booze pilled again now. It's just the best medicine.
Kanpai, friends!
No.17448
No.17553
I don't drink anymore.
But if I still did, now would be the time.
No.17871
乾杯!
A week off. It's almost like I'm a NEET again.
No.17882
>>17871
don't disrespect my NEET culture with your touristing
No.17946
Today I learned Root Beer also has an alcoholic version.
And then I drank it.
LOL
No.18034
Drinking Drambuie mixed with whiskey, milk, and the drippings from roast beef.
surprise box
**Just came back from testing today and am in remission. That doesn't mean I am cured it just means that the chemo and radiation has made shit smaller. Doesn't mean shit until they can not detect anything. It is a small thing like celebrating throwing all your piss bottles away. A great gesture no one else thinks matters.
Also reformatted my computer so I lost all my connections like IRC. Too much work to talk to you all again so I will just talk on the jay.**
dat fantastic oni ass tho
No.18035
>>18034
well that's embarassing
No.18042
>>18034
I'm glad you're still alive, dude.
No.18043
>>18034
>lost all my connections like IRC
getting back into IRC can come later , its just good to know that you're doing better.
No.18083
>>18081
I bet Youmu's hair would feel very nice.
No.18502
I like bouncing back and forth when I'm drunk. I mean I don't have to, but it feel so pleasant.
No.18509
>>18502
well something has to give you nausea faster than the booze does
No.18513
>>18502
I also like this feeling. What is also great when drunk is to stroke your hair with your hand. Mine feel very numb very nicely and it's a great feeling.
No.18680
Drinking some Red's apple ale. I put it in the freezer. I didn't think beer would freeze.
No.18807
I am alive
Christ that doesn't sound like much of anything unless you have nothing else.
I am alive and lolis are wonderful!
Death is always step away but when you can out run it and end up finding a drink at the end of the race you can't help but celebrate.
I have been spending a lot less time online and I think I should keep it that way, but all my unnamed bros keep fighting.
supriseboxCody what can I say? I am hungry for life.Mark what else is there other than to be greedy like a miko about knowledge and powerfreddit well shit
Basically if you are a human male and you don't think horned loli and rain are the best accessory to alcohol you are deficient in life. A man that can't appreciate a horned little girl while he drinks his whiskey in a downpour and thinks of the future doesn't deserve to have a future of his own.
No.18810
>>18807
Hair ear'd loli and bourbon for me, but Ill take rain and snow over a sunny day, anyday.
Good to see you're doing better. I've found more time offline is underrated as well. Everything tends to slow down and you're able to appreciate things again.
No.18813
>>18810
Hairs to you and hairs to me
The best of friend we err shall be
Until we decide to disagree
an hairs to me and 'll fuck your loli
Saya a shit A SHIT
surpriseboxlife is good and sweet bourbon is better
No.18860
>>18807
I think its nice to have a change every now and then.
All my studying keeps me offline more than I would want , but its still welcome none the less as I'm actually getting shit done.
> horned loli and rain are the best accessory to alcohol you are deficient in life
but what if i like the hungry ghost instead?
No.18864
>>18860
>but what if i like the hungry ghost instead?
rain and a visit to your local buffet.
No.18866
>>18864
you think yuyuko would like the cheap chinese place?
No.18965
ghf hjh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.19159
I'm drinking wine and eating French cheese with buns right now.
No.19176
Best beverage coming through
No.19266
The German lager is really fucking good, but oh my fuck this root beer. Shit is hard to find like someone said earlier in the thread, but oh my fuck it might just be the absolute best flavored beer/ale I have ever tasted
No.19267
>>19266
>6% ABV
I havent been buzzed off of two beers in a while. It's Friday, what is /jp/ drinking?
No.19268
>>19267
Lagunita sumpin sumpin
Not too impressed. I usually sip on Lagunita IPA for my every day food. I would figure something they try to advertise as extra special and worth the extra cost over their standard fare would be better. It's a little too rich and too sweet for the hops. It might be good to use in cooking as that extra sweetness would cook into some pulled pork. Give a Pork Shoulder a nice brown sugar based spice rub and put it on a bed of garlic peppers and onions and Crockpot it for eight or nine hours. The slight bitter finish would mellow in the sauce and blend with the peppers pretty well. Probably save the rest of the sixer for things like that.
I have about half a fifth of Bushmills that should keep me comfy under the kotatsu tonight.
No.19275
>>19268
Ive always been partial to lager myself. Ive tried some type of samuel adams ipa but it wasent too good. Ive never tried cooking with beer, but then again my cooking knowledge extends as far as skillets.
Maybe once I get an apartment without roommates again Ill invest in that sort of thing, but as it stands right now I leave my room as little as possible. I have no desire to interact with my roommate or his shitty fucking hippy girlfriend he moved in, whom I happened to run into in the kitchen completely naked.
Needless to say, buzz ruined. 3D is truly a disgusting sight to behold.
No.19281
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>>19275
Sam Adams is absolute shit. Most of the major distributed IPAs are. There are some like Lagunitas that get very large regional distribution and so you start drinking them out of habit if you moved around a lot because you know you can get something acceptably tasty and you are familiar with but they are still limited to a certain region or two. The problem is that taste in beer varies wildly across the country but the only good taste is found where I live. We have so many breweries where I am it is ridiculous. This has created a new problem where beer secondaries from places with shit tasting beers come here and they think since anything that is a little thick, bitter, or astringent tastes the same to them unlike their chilled vaguely beerish piss water then something that is thicker even more bitter and very astringent must be extra good and they end up shitting out "premium" microbrews that faggot hipsters and yuppies force themselves to drink because they don't know shit about beer and it just becomes this game of emperors new clothing where cocksuckers constantly feed off of each others stupidity and talk about how much they love this and that and the other with this bullshit descriptions about notes and hints when they couldn't tel a pale ale from an IPA unless you told them what they were drinking. But since these faggots have money from mommy and daddy they will pay for this premium priced garbage and bars see it makes money so they stock it over good beer and you end up with shit tasting over priced "luxury" beer and the average joe ends up having to drink pisswater because it is the only thing in an acceptable price range since the good local beers were pushed off the shelves by a bunch of limp dicked you know what I was going to go into a whiskey fueled rant about why some people are absolute garbage and uncontrollable faggots but I think I should just stop here before I open that can of worms.
No.19285
>>19281
It must be horrible to be American and not having shit taste in beer. Even the term "microbrew" sounds gay as shit.
No.19288
>>19285
It must be horrible to be English and not having shit taste in burgers. Even the term "whimpy" sounds gay as shit.
No.19289
Drinking whiskey right now. My stomach hurts like hell and the more I drink the better it gets. Thanks, alkehawl!
No.19323
Ran into an old family friend not too long ago, and it turns out he's still shining, so I predict a very pleasant winter coming.
It's pretty nice running into him again since he was the only guy doing it around here who bothered to make it taste like actual bourbon and not just unbranded everclear.
>>19266
I'm pretty big on rootbeer, but couldn't stand that stuff. I guess it's more for someone who likes ale than vice versa, but the quality seemed good enough for what it was I suppose. Shame I can't punt my five pack off on some /jp/sie since it feels like a waste to throw away perfectly serviceable booze.
Giant eagles around here seem to all stock it, if you're having a hard time sourcing some might want to check there.
No.19402
>>19281
Yeah I was wrong about IPA. Just got some black stone "delicious" ipa and Deschutes fresh squeezed IPA and they're both delicious. The deschutes is especially good and has this different sort of floral taste to it that's refreshing since Ive been getting burned out on lager.
As for micro brew bullshit, yeah they're just the latest overpriced bullshit trend hipsters have latched onto, which really just marks yet another thing they've ruined the image of for others. Good beer and indie music being two. I tried something called Founders, which is probally exactly what you're talking about and they were fucking disgusting. It was like I was drinking a full course meal and marked the first time I've ever thrown up from drinking since highschool.
I did try this micro brew kentucky bourbon ale that was fucking delicious at a bar once, and saw it at the place i buy from but >14.99 4-pack
ya ok
>>19323
I live in american but Ive never seen one.
No.19410
>>19402
Yeah Deschutes is an Oregon Brewery. They have a slightly more astringent taste that is either fruity or flowery. Add to that that Oregon Style IPAs tend towards the higher gravity end of the IPA spectrum and you get something that is sweeter, more bitter, with a polished aftertaste. Make sure you don't grab a Double IPA (also called an Imperial IPA) by mistake though. It's the other type of Pale Ale that is favored there and it tends to be a completely different animal. I don't care for them as they are so intent on making the beer intense that it drowns out the flavors. Washington beers generally are less bitter and intense then Oregon beers with the exception of their Ales and Stouts. If you want a strong beer(up to 25%abv) that isn't a complete palate wrecker you want to try some of their stuff. Freemont Brewing Company makes some pretty good ones, but I recommend eating with that as the flavor is still very strong and it's best you don't go hog wild on an empty stomach. Something salty is always good, like salmon jerky or smoked meat.
Knob Creek and water for me tonight because my friend above me was talking about bourbon and made me thirsty for it.
Why do people insist on drinking alcohol straight? A good whiskey or bourbon has a very complex flavor, but if you drink it straight you can't appreciate that. If you mix it with soda you are wasting good liquor when you could have just bought some bottom shelf. A highball with 1:5 water whiskey mix mellows the alcohol down enough were you can appreciate the taste without the burn killing your taste buds and is still strong enough to warm you up all the way down. I'm not drinking to impress some teenbro that thinks you need to slam as much alcohol into your system as fast as possible. I am drinking to get nice and drunk and enjoy an entire day. Why would I want to sip away at something and not enjoy it?
No.19411
>>19402
The giant eagles with liquor stores in them have it near the wine, not out with the other beer and cider.
Haven't seen it anywhere else around here though, guessing it's a franchise wide thing although their stores without the liquor license don't seem to have it.
No.19416
>>19410
>Why do people insist on drinking alcohol straight? A good whiskey or bourbon has a very complex flavor, but if you drink it straight you can't appreciate that.
Can't really agree with that. Maybe I've just burned the fuck out of my mouth too much throughout my life, but it's rare for me to taste the alcohol over the flavour of good sour mash, at least with sub 100 proof stuff. Watering it down to 60 or 50 kind of defeats the purpose of drinking good stuff in my opinion, since watered down whiskey all kind of tastes the same to me. If anything, I'd argue the sign of quality bourbon is it's ability to broadcast it's flavour straight (minus a few drops to open it up).
>Why would I want to sip away at something and not enjoy it?
Guess it really is a matter of taste, since the burn doesn't hit me or fuck with the flavour at the 80 proof or so most mid shelfs bottle at. In fact diluting it more actually seems to cut away the taste for me.
No.19418
>>19416
Adding a little water seems to bring the full sweet and rich flavor of bourbon to life. I mean that is the real difference I drink it instead of say whiskey or scotch. Bourbon has that sweet almost woody taste that makes it so good. Drinking it straight just defeats the purpose and makes it nigh indistinguishable from from other liquors of the same branch.
Now Scotch on the other hand I will always drink straight because it's defining facet is the different ways it expresses it's smokiness. Adding anything to that other than a few pieces of ice to chill takes away from the intensity that makes it so damn good. Whether it is peaty or salty or malty Scotch needs to be drank straight.
No.19419
>>19418
I dunno, I drink woodford which if I recall sits a little high around 90, but is smooth enough the burn doesn't interrupt the woody taste. As far as I'm concerned the same rules as scotch apply to good bourbon for much the same reasons. You just don't get the same depth of tones when it's cut too much.
> Drinking it straight just defeats the purpose and makes it nigh indistinguishable from from other liquors of the same branch.
Strongly disagree there, the woodiness stands out best at higher concentrations.
No.19430
>>19410
Double IPA sounds like extra stout, Guinness to be specific. I used to love extra stout till I got burnt out on it and later discovered the variety of flavors alcohol has to offer. Part of the charm of beer is the flavor, and brews like extra stout just fill that dull middle line between beer and liquor which is undesirable to me. If I want beer Ill drink beer, if Im in the mood for liquor, Ill drink liquor. I like it when a drink does what it does, and does it well. I'll have to try some Fremont next time I got shopping though. It's always nice when beer reaches that strong level while still maintaining it's flavor and what not.
As for bouron, it's the king of liquor as far as my personal opinion goes. I dont know if it's because I'm from kentucky, or if it's just a part of my personal taste, but I love the taste and burn of it straight. Everything about it really, espeically how it can be enjoyed both straight and on the rocks, presenting different aspects of itself in both forms of consumption.
My grandfather who is my only role model in my life always drank black coffee, which I soon followed after as a kid, finding the taste of it delicious after using sweeteners and milk learned from my mother for the longest time. Either way I prefer stronger tasting drink over mellow most often than not. I probably picked it up from my love of black coffee, but my preference for bourbon is almost always straight.
Also, try Woodford Reserve next time you want bourbon. It's a decently priced (here at least) and is absolutely exquisite straight. Eagle rare is also good.
No.19515
I want to drink more but I have to see my suicidal sister, 6 hours away in the hospital tommrow. Ive been drinking about every day since Ive found out, not that it comes as a surprise since this is the second time. What irony that a man that wants nothing more than to die must counsel his younder sibling on reasons to live. It really is all like a bad joke.
No.19680
German ale is really good. I had something called Metropolitan Kränkshaft at Gino's pizza in chicago. Almost wanted another pitcher.
No.19689
You fags made me want some bourbon so I went and got a half gallon of evan williams. Pretty good price:quality ratio.
Btw you're both wrong, the proper way to drink it is two fingers in a rocks glass with a dash of water, half a tablespoon or so.
No.19690
You need just enough water to mellow the alcohol a bit and let the other flavors shine through. Too much dilutes the whole thing and makes it tasteless and watery.
No.19693
>>19689
>>19690
shit this took like a half hour to write on my normiephone and it's only three lines
No.20001
my grandma brought me a 1.5L bottle of chardonnay and told me to save it for company, but she's the only one who ever comes over so I just went ahead and drank it
No.20003
>>20001
I lucked out and even though I was a few minutes past closing time clerk is a friend of mine and still sold me a sixer of Mirror Pond. Not my favorite but it felt right after drinking cheap wine today. I was drinking this 47 lbs Cock Cab which was cheap as fuck at the gas station, and it was surprisingly good for the price. I don't know if they cut it with anti-freeze to improve the taste but it was just sweet enough to be absolutely delicious without being too much. Didn't really go with the meat pies I made, they were pork based, but it was still tasty.
No.20015
I'm slowly getting drunk with my Buffalo Trace whiskey while watching Non Non Biyori S2, it doesn't get more comfy than this I guess.
No.20051
>>20015
This sounds really fun. It's almost seven, so if I wait an hour or two I can order some karaage and gyoza for delivery and then crack open a bottle of Sullivan's Cove I've been holding on to. Probably going to rewatch Yuru Yuri though. I watched NNBS2 while it was airing and I need to refresh myself for more tard dykes
No.20079
If there was a way to ferment loli pee and make an alcoholic beverage from it there would be no wars or conflict. Only eternal joy and drunken happiness until the end of days.
No.20250
>>20079
You can, apparently it's pretty gross. A guy on 99chan made piss wine and drank it on camera.
No.20259
>>20250
Yeah but that was made from the urine of some creepy neet dork. Loli wine would be the golden elixir of life.
No.20598
I got shitfaced yesterday with friends. I don't know how I went to sleep but I woke up in the bathroom with an unearthly pain in the chest. Really, really bad case of stomach acid. No Water, chasing with orange juice,....
No.20599
>>20598
I wouldn't recommend that, orange juice is an acidic drink by nature and will just make your stomach that much more acidic.
No.20600
>>20599
I know that's what I just said. Got the stomach acid because we chased the drinks down with orange juice and coke yesterday. Not good.
No.20602
So my sister in law made a shit ton of fry bread dough and invited everyone over to eat as long as we all brought something. My sister brought honey and whipping creme and me and my sister in laws brother both brought alcohol. Basically we got drunk as fuck and made a bunch of noise and ate junk food, but what is really news is my 14 year old niece decided she was an adult and so she was going to drink with us. After attempting to sip at some of the beer I brought and getting sick from the taste she had a rum and coke my sister in law's brother brought and tried to act like a sophstiticated lady while we all laughed before getting too drunk off of two drinks and asking my brother to carry her home insisting she be carried like an adult(princess style). I hope she doesn't start drinking, but I think it is adorable when children try to play adult like >>20598 kun.
No.20604
>>20602
There's no shame in chasing drinks.
No.20606
>>20604
Of course not
When you are a 14 year old girl
No.20607
>>20606
I know a lot of adults that chase their drinks. It's especially normal when you're drinking the cheapest shit you can find in the liquor store just to get drunk and not some $100 whisky.
No.20608
>>20600
My bad., I misunderstood you.
When My stomach is like that I usually drink some milk, since its a base and it usually makes me feel better.
No.20610
>>20607
If you are drinking something that tastes so bad, why would you case it instead of mixing it?
No.20612
>>20610
I prefer chasing. The last time I mixed some cheapo rum with coke it tasted bad still. When I chase, I have the bad taste at first and then the chaser comes and saves the feeling.
No.20616
>>20612
But cola tastes like malted battery acid
So you are chasing something that tastes like shit with something that tastes like shit.
The reason the two are mixed is because they have different shit tastes and they cover for the others weakness.
No.20617
>>20616
You can take another chaser if you don't like coke the principle stays the same.
No.20619
>>20617
And your reasoning for mixing goes out the window.
If it tastes like shit because you are using cola and you can change it why not just change it.
Soda water makes even cheap whiskey quite tasty and it is pretty taste neutral.
No.20621
>>20619
Allright, I'll try mixing it with something different next time around.
No.20771
i',m hight on the booze pill right now
No.20776
>>20602
You should not be allowing 14 year olds to drink, it will mess with there brain development.
No.20784
When I woke up today my bowels felt like they were on fire, so I started drinking to remove the pain; first some raspberry liquor, then whiskey, and finally a bit of mirabelle schnaps. I slept through most of the day and feel like shit now, but it is much better than before.
No.20854
Going to get some Bourbon today. Anyone recommend something top shelf?
No.20934
>>20854
Show Bonne's House Bourbon is quire good.
No.21051
How would one go about buying loli pee?
No.21054
>>21051
Don't you mean peach juice?
No.21056
>>21054
Is that what we are doing now?
Okay then, where can one buy peach juice?
No.21065
>>21056
Can one distill alcohol out of peach juice?
Honestly please tell me. This is vital for the future of humanity.
No.21082
>>21065
You'd probably have to find a loli with diabetes or add extra sugar so there would be enough to ferment. Then you could distill it into loli pee brandy and age it.
No.21490
I am drinking a nice dry Spanish wine and feeling very comfy right now, and it makes me think. A NEET is basically the equivalent of a modern-day nobleman, provided you don't have financial troubles or depression. I find it difficult to imagine a happier existence than this one in our day and age. Just lazing around all day, enjoying nice and tasty things, doing nothing at all but the things you really want to do. It is perfect.
Also that hispachan slut really is kind of annoying. I wish she would stop grinning at me so stupidly. Should I turn on adblock again?
No.21495
>>21490
>maintaining a law enforcement apparatus
>maintaining a militia
>daily drills if you are yourself sworn to military service
>collecting taxes
>arranging marriages of your children to cement your family's ties to higher ranking nobles or royals
>managing a counterintelligence network to guard against assassination
>they just goof off all day
No.21496
>>21495
You couldn't have written that like a normal person, could you?
No.21501
>>21495
I was using the term generally to describe someone who stands above the need to perform common labor to survive and who, contrary to the unwashed plebeian masses, is able to indulge in all the fine pleasures life has to offer rather than becoming a "slave" to the one paying your wages. I did not mean to imply that NEETs are literally a specific social class from a specific, bygone historical era.
No.21502
>>21495
Such a lust for quoting.
WHO?
No.21509
>>21501
Yes. Perhaps you were blessed by your noble NEET status by some supernatural being so that you have the time in your life to achieve great things. The humanity is counting on you
No.21511
>>21490
I want to huff remi's bloomers.
No.21515
>>21490
I like to think of myself as a contemporary renaissance man. My patron is the average wage cuck. I devote my days to learning cooking, languages, arts, and science.
No.21516
>>21515
Also drinking top shelf whiskey, smoking a cigar, and snacking on the finest of smoked meats and cheeses while I watch the b team at the debate pool.
No.21523
>>21515
appropriately you also maintain a renaissance-level understanding of those topics~
No.21576
Idrank almost half a bottle of scotch + 2 gin tonic but I can still type normaly
Fucking alcohol tolerance scucks.
No.21692
Drank a couple beers but I just can't get the motivation to get wasted anymore. And liquor's largely lost it's appeal, there's a few I can still drink and get wasted but it always ends in depression more than anything else.
No.21945
Saturday night is a go /jp/! Vodka + Vanilla Coke here.
No.22002
No.22258
anyone else had sol beer? it's not bad
No.22264
I wish I had some Slice of Life beer right now.
No.22271
>>22258
As a mexican arriba arriba beaner I can tell you that sol is regarded by everyone to be piss.
Even corona is better but compared to american beer it is still better.
No.22372
I drank a bottle of this at my local park while looking at the full moon. There were a shit ton of people there (plus families&kids) despite it being well beyond 9pm, but everything still turned out pretty well. Found a dark corner out in the open to hang out in and smoke. Probably looked like I was up to no good but ah well; good night regardless.
Didn't want to push my luck so I got out of there shortly after. Moon was really bright tonight so check it out if it's still out where you're at, /jp/.
No.22446
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I've opened a bottle of Nikka whisky I bought at my local liquor store a few months ago today. The flavor is surprisingly fruity and delicious; would definitely recommend it.
No.22451
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>>13430
I drank a good bit of Kentucky Bourbon along with a nice cheeseburger,
Both were pretty good and went well together.
No.22489
>>22271
damn really? can you recommend me some good beaner shit? thanks dude
No.22700
>>22489
I don't know what you are looking for but if you like cheep good stuff get some Victoria or Carta Blanca.
Get some Noche Buena if you can, they only sell it around christmas and it's very tasty but some people say it's too strong.
Modelos are nicer coronas. Montejo and Pacifico are perfect for a hot day.
Basically anything that is not tecate, sol, Estrella or barrilito is acceptable.
If you want to splurge go for a Bohemia.
No.23017
I'm so drunk shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
No.23341
mmm Sapphire Bombay gin and some dry vermouth
No.23347
damn i forgot to post ITT on xmas eve
i guess i have to drink some vodka again
No.23464
Did you know that vodka comes from Slavic languages? It's a diminutive of water(``voda'').
No.23465
>>23464
not everyone may know the orgin, but who in gods name would ever not know vodka comes from slavic?
No.23466
It's 2016 where I live, time to get drunk..
Also, a happy new year to everyone on /jp/!
No.23467
>>23466
Happy new year!
I'll be sure to get drink a bit when i get home later tonight.
No.23469
Drinking Green Mark vodka. Very pleasant for $12.
Happy New Year, /jp/.
No.23470
>>23465
We can even make further diminutives - in this case vodechka or vodochka (depending on a language).
No.23471
No.23474
Just had champagne. Happy New Year, /jp/. May you always be on the left.
No.23477
honestly, i think i would be better off in real life if i had a brother figure
No.23479
No.23486
Had four beers and 1/4 bottle of Jim yesterday. Some weird fucking apple version or something, was pretty ok.
Happy new year, /jp/. I can't believe it's another year man
No.23489
I woke up an hour or two ago after drinking for the first time in my life.
The last thing I did before hitting the hay was shitting out a badly written haiku without even thinking about it. I don't even remember WHY I wrote it, and it doesn't make ANY fucking sense.
Holy hell, man.
No.23490
No.23492
>>23490
No way.
I don't even know how to write a haiku. Literally, they aren't a thing here so all I have is a really vague notion of what a haiku is. All I remember is thinking ``haiku while writing'' that garbage.
No.23493
No.23634
Me and my Sister Yami are having a drink contest and it is a mystery who will wi mn
No.23640
Reminder that
Alcohol gives you brain damage
Alcohol is unanimously considered the biggest suicide risk
Alcohol dependence is incurable, your body will never stop craving it, even years after you've stopped drinking
1 in 4 alcoholics commit suicide, more than half will try to at least once in their lives
over 70% of all suiciders were alcoholics
No.23661
>>23640
Alcohol is the only thing keeping me from killing myself.
No.23663
>>23640
Are a wrong.
Depressed people are just more likely to become alcoholics, or to use drugs, and generally not give a shit about their health.
No.23664
some crown royal and dr p before I head to bed
No.23672
I kind of want to start drinking again but I'm afraid it will just bring me to kill myself because my life is pretty much out of control.
I still have some red label whiskey and some rum on the floor.
No.23700
No.23726
Daily reminder than tea and brandy is gods gift to man.
Shiawafuckinse man
No.23749
I mostly drink cheap wine.
I think I am immune to alcohol. Nothing significant ever happens no matter how much I drink.
No.23754
>>23640
How much do you have to drink in order to develop alcohol dependence? I've been drinking for over a year but I've never got even the slightest addiction.
No.23759
>>23749
I used to think this back when I started drinking but it turns out I was just a bitch and wasn't drinking enough
No.23760
>>23749
Wine doesn't do anything for me either. I think it's the alcohol content. Try brandy instead.