No.16476
It's time for your favorite thread: the rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first words you say out loud are "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck this month!
Have you been taking it easy in this heat? I know I have.
No.16479
Monthly reminder to not believe the lies of this ice cold killer
No.16483
No.16484
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No.16486
I wonder if I'll forget again.
No.16499
I've been taking it super easy in the fires of hell. That cat put up a helluva fight dude but I won. I'll be sure to remember to do it again this month.
No.16500
No.16520
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>>16499
>>16500
Good luck anons!
No.16531
>>16520
I mean its not like i have anything to lose.
No.16534
oh my sweet aunt jemima. I might just remember in time.
No.16586
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>>16534
And I hope you will.
No.16635
is it even more good luck if the first thing you on the first is fap to tewi, and repeat "rabbit" as a mantra while doing so?
Something about it just seems right.
No.16637
>>16635
You're free to try it and report the results afterwards.
No.16665
eye remembered!
time for a month of luck, I suppose.
No.16674
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No.16692
>>16674
Why is tewi getting lewder?
I-I can't handle this..
No.16693
>>16692
quit stuttering on my board , nerd!
No.16697
>>16674
Um, I saved this image...
No.16702
>>16692
me neither
I woke up at 2:00 AM on the first, said rabbit rabbit rabbit, then fapped to tewi while chanting "rabbit"
then I went back to sleep
now I get randy as FUCK whenever I hear the word rabbit or see tewi or anything, and I get all ASMR when fapping while chanting rabbit rabbit ever since.. she's poisoned my mind man, she poisoned my mind. Stay the fuck away from the rabbits man ;___;
No.16703
>>16702
I'm a bit envious of your situation.
No.16724
>>16702
I didn't do any of that but I'm still always horny for tewi
No.17562
Putting it in the usagi's rabbit hole!
No.17606
aww yeah man bro job yeaaaaaa
No.17657
Will there be a new tewi thread in september?
No.17668
Well with this thread on the front page, I guess I have no choice but to use it again.
When you wake up on the first, if the first words you say out loud are "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck this month!
No.17669
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>>16702
So how was your month? Have you been enjoying yourself?
No.17672
I wonder why the main page hasn't been updating at all for me.
No.17676
Maybe if I do it right this month The Jay will move again.
No.17677
No.17679
>>16476
I want to destroy your butthole with my penis
No.17683
File: 1440886714122.jpg (589.66 KB, 1000x1340, 50:67, s - 942613 - 1girl animal_….jpg)
>>17679
That's super lewd! But I like that about you guys.
No.17702
Looks like the main page is fixed!
No.17703
>>17702
Or maybe it's just locked in a new place.
No.17717
Ｉ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｌａｓｔ ｍｏｎｔｈ．
Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｂｌｅｓｓ ｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ １ｃｃｓ．
No.17742
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No.17743
Does saying it every time i wake up increase my luck?
No.17744
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>>17743
It's gotta be on the first. There are other things you can do for luck on other days; like find a four leaf clover.
No.17745
>>17744
>>17744
The seasons have already changed, it's too cold and shitty to go outside to find a 4 leaf clover
No.17747
>>17745
You could try something like hanging a horseshoe with it facing upwards. There are lots of suggestions online.
No.17764
>>17747
Where would i find a horseshoe?
No.17772
>>17764
a horse of course!
No.17781
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No.17782
>>17773
I'll try my luck with the bunny, thanks.
No.17801
>>17781
Tewiposter, I love you!
You're so nice!
Please marry me! (´･ω･`)
No.17819
Monthly reminder to never trust the white rabbit leading you to wonderland
No.17820
I hope i remember to say it when i wake up now.
Good night believers and non-believers!
No.17826
Tomorrow Is my birthday, so I wonder what will happen if I say it then?
No.17834
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>>17826
I don't know if something special will happen, but happy birthday!
No.17851
Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒｅｄ， ｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕ Ｔｅｗｉｐｏｓｔｅｒ．
No.17854
No.17857
Does it still count if it's the first thing I said with my actual voice, even if I accidentally whispered something first?
No.17858
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>>17857
I doubt it will. Better luck next time, anon.
No.17862
DO NOT TRUST THE RABBIT, YOU DAMNED FOOLS!!
No.17864
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>>17862
Don't you want a bit of good luck to help? Don't you want a bit of happiness to enjoy?
No.17866
>>17864
No. The rabbit is evil, the luck and happiness she offers nothing but illusions.
Do not trust the rabbit!
No.17867
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>>17866
Why not? The rabbit usually says good night, and my nights tend to be good. Seems like a good reason to trust it
No.17869
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>>17867
I am only advising you to be cautious.
Just look at this thing: Does this look like the face of a creature worthy of your trust?
No.17872
>>17869
Ｔｈｅ ｒａｂｂｉｔ ｈａｓ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｄｏｗｎ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ． Ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｒａｂｂｉｔｓ．
Ｏｎｌｙ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｔｏ ｒｅｃｉｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｃａｎｔａｔｉｏｎ ｔｏ ａｐｐｅａｓｅ ｈｅｒ ｗｉｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｂｅ ｃｕｒｓｅｄ ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｌａｓｔ ｍｏｎｔｈ．
No.17874
File: 1441138310880.jpg (612.86 KB, 1200x1246, 600:623, s - 912320 - animal_ears b….jpg)
>>17872
>>17873
It's not me doing it! Honest! I don't want anyone to be suffering just because they didn't say it!
No.17880
>>17873
Ｉ ｈａｄ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｓｆｏｒｔｕｎｅ ｏｆ ｆｏｒｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｄｏ ｉｔ ａｆｔｅｒ ｓａｙｉｎｇ ｉｔ ６ ｍｏｎｔｈｓ ｃｏｎｓｅｃｕｔｉｖｅｌｙ， ａｎｄ ａｓ ａ ｒｅｓｕｌｔ Ｉ ｇｏｔ ｈｏｒｒｉｂｌｅ ｌｕｃｋ ｌａｓｔ ｍｏｎｔｈ．
>>17874
Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｂｌａｍｅ， ｂｕｔ ｒａｔｈｅｒ ｍｙ ｂａｄ ｍｅｍｏｒｙ ｉｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ｓｏ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｔｏ ｈａｖｅ ｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎ， ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｈｕｒｔ ｍｅ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ, Ｉ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ａｇａｉｎ ａｓ ｌｏｎｇ ａｓ Ｉ ｄｒａｗ ｂｒｅａｔｈ．
No.17881
>>17880
>ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｈｕｒｔ ｍｅ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ
Anon please it isn't me. I don't punish people for forgetting; I would never hurt you! I'm sorry you had a horrible month.
No.17883
>>17880
What happened last month, Anon?
No.17886
>>17881
Ｔｈｅ ｄａｍａｇｅ ｈａｓ ｂｅｅｎ ｄｏｎｅ． Ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ， Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ ｔｏ ｐｅｒｆｏｒｍ ｔｈｅ ｒｉｔｕａｌ ｓｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｎ’ｔ ｈａｐｐｅｎ ａｇａｉｎ． Ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｎｏ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｚｅ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕｒ ａｃｔｉｏｎｓ ｏｒ ｄｅｎｙ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｕｔｈ． Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｕｒｇｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｔｅｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｈｏｐｅｓ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ｗｏｎ’ｔ ｂｅ ａｆｆｌｉｃｔｅｄ ｅｉｔｈｅｒ．
>>17883
Ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｎｏｔ ｗｉｓｈ ｏｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｗｈａｔ ｈａｓ ｈａｐｐｅｎｅｄ． Ｆｏｒｔｕｎａｔｅｌｙ ｍｙ ｌｕｃｋ ｈａｓ ｔｕｒｎｅｄ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｔｏｄａｙ ｎｏｗ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａｐｐｅａｓｅｄ ｈｅｒ ｓｏ ｈｏｐｅｆｕｌｌｙ Ｉ ｃａｎ ｐｒｅｖｅｎｔ ｈｉｓｔｏｒｙ ｆｒｏｍ ｒｅｐｅａｔｉｎｇ ｉｔｓｅｌｆ．
No.17887
>>17886
>Ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｎｏ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｚｅ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕｒ ａｃｔｉｏｎｓ ｏｒ ｄｅｎｙ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｕｔｈ
Anon please.
No.17888
>>17887
Ｉｔ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｕｌｔ， ｉｔ ｉｓ ｏｎｌｙ ｎａｔｕｒａｌ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕｋａｉ ｔｏ ｐｒｅｙ ｏｎ ｈｕｍａｎｓ． Ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙ ｉｆ ｔｈｅｙ ｂｅｔｒａｙ ｔｈｅｍ ｏｒ ｏｔｈｅｒｗｉｓｅ ａｎｇｅｒ ｔｈｅｍ． Ｉ ｏｎｌｙ ａｓｋ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｓｐａｒｅ ｍｅ ａｎｄ ｍｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｗｒａｔｈ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｉｔ’ｓ ｔｏｏ ｌａｔｅ ｆｏｒ ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｕｓ．
No.17889
>>17888
Inaba-sama is an enlightened being and thought to have been a goddess in the original tale. She is no mere human-preying youkai!
Have no fear; there is no wrath that will ever fall upon you or your house.
No.17894
>>17872
>>17880
>>17886
>>17888
Excuse me sir, you're being quite loud. Could you turn down your font?
No.17897
Why don't you pray to someone that can truly grant wishes, Marco the Rabbit?
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No.17901
>>17881
didnt you kill some guy?
No.17902
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>>17901
No, I didn't. A guy committed suicide and someone keeps blaming me for it and calling me a murderer.
No.17907
>>17869
That looks like a face that will give you a poorly drawn crayon cat and a macaroni picture
No.17910
>>17902
yea sure thats what they all say
No.17961
File: 1441292244312.jpg (500.49 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, bc32656b608c390cbd423b1e20….jpg)
What will tewi do when it's 9/11?!
No.17962
>>17961
Give middle-eastern pilots better luck so they don't accidentally crash into American skyscrapers again.
No.17963
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>>17962
Ganbare, tewi-san!
No.17973
>>17961
Is the 9/11 meme strong enough to cause recurring problems? It doesn't seem like it yet, though this September is already supposed to be a doozy. My advice is lie low and prepare for the worst while hoping for the best.
No.17975
>>17973
Indeed, terrorists know all about memes. They're the ones who spammed about the steel beams to be sure we never forget
No.17979
>>17975
They still crumble before superior Nippon steel though.
No.17981
>>17961
I am flying on that date, on a Malaysian Airlines flight.
If that wasn't bad enough for superstition, I remembered too late this month.
it was nice knowing you all. Thanks for the memories.
I'll continue scouring the lawn for a 4 leaved clover tomorrow, I suppose
No.18182
I did this last month and I did it again this month. I feel like I've had some extra success in working on my programming projects and pricing my Linux desktop. Thanks, Tewi.
No.18183
>>18171
I'm more alive than most.
No.18196
>wake up in the morning
>==RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT==
>gf hits me in the sides
>"shut the fuck UP, it's my day off!"
I don't see how this will bring me good luck.
No.18197
>>18196
Who said all of this?
No.18208
I remembered but I only said it twice and not three times.
Am I gonna die?
No.18211
>>18209
Someone on the jay didn't like my post! Oh no I have a month of bad luck!
No.18212
Can someone confirm if it works? I don't want to look stupid talking to myself in my bed because some no life on the Internet wanted to be funny
No.18213
>>18212
I always fail to do it, so I don't know. I'm beginning to think it's impossible.
No.18215
>>18213
Why not write yourself a reminder when you wake up?
No.18216
>>18215
If I have time to read the reminder than it isn't the first thing I did when waking up.
No.18218
>>18216
Please re-read the >>1 , anon.
No.18219
>>18212
It's superstition. It works as much as you think it does. Things like astrology work in a similar fashion.
No.18220
>>18219
>It works as much as you think it does.
Then that means it works because the placebo effect is real. You're only bringing us all down with your pessimism.
No.18222
>>18220
superposition of states doesn't depend on what you think. It's just a way to treat multiple possibilities simultaneously as if it was a single one.
i.e. this either works or it doesn't, and operating on the state by saying "rabbit rabbit rabbit" every month does nothing to the part that contains the possibility it doesn't work, but it changes things to the part that does.
So in the end, it's best to just do it anyway
No.18227
>>18212
I caught a fever less than a week after, don't do It, shit's cursed
No.23369
>>23364
Please be patient until the new thread.
No.23377
File: 1451347025911.png (494.83 KB, 602x998, 301:499, 084c41a5e058ac52ebb020ea14….png)
Im going to forget again, I fucking know it.
No.23380
Remember that the Rabbit is a murderer and she preys on NEETs and Hiki.
No.23384
>>23380
>preys on NEETs and Hiki
what if i have a cash job and work infrequent days/hours?
No.23385
>>23384
Then the Rabbit poster will convince you your dick is small, your father hated you, you're waifu a shit, and that you should kill you're self.
The Rabbit is the enemy of all mankind.
No.23386
>>23385
>you your dick is small
I'd like to see her try
>your father hated you
But i already feel aversion towards my parents
No.23393
>>23385
What if I want to be bullied for having a small dick?
No.23402
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Man, you guys must really love this thread in particular if you want to keep it going this long.
Since it's New Years, I'd just like to say rest in peace, suicide anon. I really hope it was just a prank all along, but I guess I'll never know the truth.
>>23380
>>23385
I wouldn't do any such thing! I love you guys too much to bully you.
>>23393
I think small penises are very cute!
No.23403
>>23402
>Since it's New Years
Meant to say almost New Year's.
No.23405
>>23402
>I think small penises are very cute!
That's sweet but that's not bullying though.
No.23415
>>>/2hu/36378
>>>/a/396294
>>>/v/7663814
No.23432
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>>23405
But I wouldn't want to bully you. Tease affectionately maybe, but never bully.
No.23440
/v/ here
Is it true that the Tewiposter talked a depressed anon from /jp/ into killing himself?
If so, I would like some proof. Some people in the /v/ thread are wondering.
No.23441
I'd hate to be a bother, but someone on /v/ claimed that Tewiposter has done some rather despicable actions in the past.
>>>/v/7683437
I was informed that this board would have a better recollection of this event. Did this happen, and what is the context?
No.23442
>>23440
>>23441
> /v/ here
leave and don't come back
No.23443
No.23446
No.23452
>>23440
it's true
>proof
lol go fuck yourself
No.23454
>>23452
I don't doubt it, but what's wrong with asking for juicy info?
No.23455
>>23454
It's not true somebody suicided and everyone blamed Tewiposter if the archive still worked you could see.
No.23456
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>>23454
They don't actually have any evidence to support their lie.
>>23455
I've even used the thread in question to defend myself before the archive went down. Hopefully it'll come back.
https://8archive.moe/jp/thread/1183/#3125_1
No.23458
>>23456
Bottom line is that only bad things happen to you if you do this wicked ritual
LET'S BURN THIS WITCH!
No.23461
A /jp/sie seems just as much the kind to talk another into killing themselves as commit suicide themself.
No.23462
>>23461
That's why we should convince them that life is worth living.
No.23463
>>23462
admit it, you lure them into taking a portal to gensokyo so you can bully them about their penis size in person.
No.23481
No.23495
I remembered to say rabbit rabbit rabbit and I still feel like shit. It's not working.
No.23496
>>23495
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. The charm grants luck, but that doesn't mean it dispels all unease and cures ailments. Good luck does its best in bolstering and rewarding your hard work and efforts.
I hope you feel better soon, and have a great year.
No.23498
>>23461
I do this at every opportunity afforded to me. Humans deserve death.
No.23502
I think yokai should get off of /jp/.
No.23504
No.23525
Fuck you, I don't want good luck.
Luck is one of the most irresponsible crutches to use out of them all, as it takes away from one's responsibility for one's actions.
No.23528
>>23525
>as it takes away from one's responsibility for one's actions.
So tewi wants to bless us with NEETdom?
No.23624
>>23502
No, it should become a Youkai board.
No.23667
File: 1452720195051.jpg (226.41 KB, 919x870, 919:870, fuck_you_tewi_by_megazerou….jpg)
No.23757
Might as well bump the old thread instead of making a new one.
January's almost over!
No.23769
You're so quiet this month, /jp/. Even at the other place.
No.23770
I didn't do it. I deserve all of the bad luck I get.
No.23771
File: 1454337537356.jpg (748.83 KB, 700x1027, 700:1027, ed64925baee09047ca3e5ae879….jpg)
>>23770
That's not true! You have a chance to be happy, too. I hope you have a good month despite not saying it.