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 No.20728

/jp/, I've been having dreams, nice dreams, lately. Let's all share our dreams if they're random and maybe also talk about lucid dreaming and the realm of dreams in general. I find that not controlling your dreams leaves room for interesting dreams that I wouldn't have had created myself.

Anyways here's some dreams I had today:

I am sitting on a nice big bed with this cute girl I don't know. She has a very fair complexion, almost white but not quite. It fits her pretty well I think. She also has short, black hair and is pretty short herself. 168cm (5'7'' or something). It seems as if she was the typical ``shy girl" you'd imagine. Apparently I was her boyfriend and we had teh talk about having sex for the first time together. She said she was very nervous because she's never done it before and she is afraid that it will hurt much. I really wanted to plant the seed so she gave in and handed me a piece of cloth that looked like the bottom part of the cloth on the 3rd pic. I asked her what that was and she bend down on the bed, doggystyle, and said that it's for regulating her vagina. I lol'd and made it a little bigger so she'd let me in and when I was regulating the cloth she moaned. As I was about to stick it in, there was a cut in the dream. Just like when you're drunk and suddenly you're from one place in another, seems like teleportation for you. Let's call it CUT.

After the CUT we were on a beach together and it seemed like a High School field trip where everyone got assigned to chill with a random family. She went with an old lady or something and I was assigned to a japanese family. The father was really, really fat; like a giant sumo fighter. The mother was like a stick and they had a child also but I forgot how he looked like. So we were about to eat and the father told me to get everyone a beer. I went and got one and soon after drinking it I had to take a piss so I went to the public toilet and took one. Afterwards I was about to wash my hands but there was like denatured ethanol and silicon dioxide instead of soap in the soap dispensers. While I was washing my hands there were two sluts that laughed at me for washing my hands with that. I come out of the restroom and the field trip is over and I was about to go home. While driving on my bicycle I tried to find my girlfriend in the crowd and said to myself that I'll call her later. As i was driving away from the crowd it became easier to drive as there were less people and I saw a buddy from school. He was also on a bike and said something about One Piece or gambling to me.

 No.20729

Another not so spectacular dream I had was that I observed a girl that was a street racer. She tried to master a particular speedway in a certain record time and succeeded eventually but I was a minor side character in that dream. The speedway was on the side of a very high shore and there was also a light tower and it was raining. I wanted to try it too but I failed as I was but a sailor.


 No.20730

Lately I've been having dreams which include an old friend of mine and his family, we used to be close when we were younger before they moved away.


 No.20749

Good time for this thread. Just last night I had a dream where I got kicked out of my house and somehow I ended up moving in with a cute tsundere boy that kept picking fights with me. In the end I was about to fug him, but he had a hairy butt so I didn't.

What does it mean?


 No.20750

>>20749

It's a sign for you to catch a /jp/ catamite instead as it won't be as hairy


 No.20751

>>20749

It means you've been reading a lot of gay pr0n lately.


 No.20752

>>20730

>>20749

It means that /jp/ made you prisongay.


 No.20753

>>20752

What is difference between gay and prisongay?


 No.20755

>>20753

The difference is that you are so desperate that you settle with a guy instead of going for the pussy you want so badly.

That's okay when you are in prison, but if you are not it's much worse than being a proper faggot


 No.20758

>>20755

Why the fuck everyone everywhere is so pussy dependent and there are even people turning gay out of desperation? How does it work? Just masturbate, it kills desire and libido. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM? YOU HAVE NO HANDS OR WHAT

You can't possibly need the pussy after a fap


 No.20762

>>20758

I've heard that it's harder to fap after having someone else's flesh around your junior johnny.

i wouldn't know anything about that though, sorry.


 No.20763

>>20762

That box surprised me so much I almost peed myself. Please refrain from using it in the future.


 No.20802

Last night I had a dream where I could astrally project myself. So naturally the first thing I did was try to fly to gensokyo from my house. Unfortunately for me I flew too far away from earth trying to get a good view of nippon so I found myself on the moon surrounded by bitches. Then I woke up. After a while I woke up for real.


 No.20805

>>20802

Ah, false awakening is always something. A friend of mine took 3 pills of GABA and went to sleep. In his half-lucid dream he had a false awakening 3 times or something, sounded really crazy.


 No.20806

I had a dream of being attacked by zombies this morning. It was quite unpleasant. I did have a much more interesting dream the other night.

It started with me wearing the traditional clothes of my people, a Bunad. Me and a lot of other people wearing bunads walked through a forest to this medium sized stone church, where there was some singing and organ playing. After a short while people started to leave, but I had no shoes. Everyone had taken the shoes, so it was me and a couple of other weak people who couldn't snag a shoe in the ruckus stuck outside the church. Another man spread his wings saying he would be back, and when he came back he had shoes.

However, it was much too late, as the trolls and beasts were already there (trolls are native mythical animals where I live), and as such I had to pick up my sword that meant I was promised to be king, and fight the beasts. I took off in a massive jump, propelling me up into the air. I flew past the troll, not yet in full control of my newly found flight powers, but I mustered my powers and reversed myself in mid air, and as I yelled "ALL HAIL THE MURDERKUBE" I flew into one of the trolls, impaling it. I then proceeded to decapitate another troll.

I went back to the other people, doing my duty as the coming king to lead them to safety, but there was yet much peril ahead. I had donned my armor, and I headed towards the other trolls that were in our way.

That was when I woke up.

The murderkube guides me. Ave nex alea.


 No.20816

I dreamed I was a low grade officer in the Wehrmacht fighting on the eastern front in the early days of Barbarossa. I don't know what rank I was but I was high enough to be in charge of a handful of men but low enough to still be actually fighting on the ground. My men and I had just captured a factory or something from the Russians with only one non-fatally wounded on our side. We were just supposed to hold the factory after taking it so at that point we were just on guard for a counterattack and waiting around chit-chatting, taking turns on sentry duty and such. One of the men said that if we were all still alive at the end of the war, that we ought to sign up for the project to colonize the steppe once the Iwans were pacified. We'd all work on the same farm and it would be just like old times.

It was amazing, /jp/. For the first time in my life, even in my dreams, I had something to believe in and something to fight for instead of living my life in a nihilistic bubble of hedonism and unemployment. I agreed emphatically with the soldier's suggestion, and once they saw my enthusiasm, the other men slowly started to give their agreement in ones and twos. That was when I woke up. I'm kind of glad it ended there, because in the dream I was "in character" and didn't know about the historical truth of what would happen later, and we had just raised a million death flags each.


 No.20818

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>>20816

That's really cool. I haven't dreamed of WW2 stuff in ages; it happened the last time when I was a teenager I think. In my dream I was at the battle of Kharkov and set up an MG42 in a window. I remember it to this day for some reason.


 No.20821

More like "farts", lmao.


 No.20822

i was reading through http://sweetgirlemily.tumblr.com/tagged/my+philosophy/page/2 before i went to bed and i had dreams about f*gging yellow women last night


 No.20833

>>20822

This makes me wish nanking wasn't a chinese propaganda lie.


 No.20834

Well, fuck, bloody old mobile phone, sorry for the age, /jp/


 No.20836

>>20822

Embarrassing. I'm not exposing myself to that detritus but feel it might inadvertently reveal why asians all seem to want to fuck me.


 No.20857

I dreamed I was back in high school and Billy Herrington came in for career day and told us about the importance of staying in shape and working to achieve our deep dark fantasies. Then he did a wrestling demonstration with the French teacher who was making us take notes in Chinese for some reason.


 No.20860

I dreamed about yellow girls again but this time i was at a comedy club amd the comedian called my date a chink (when she was obviously ,japanese) so i called him what he was - an unfunny potato nigger


 No.20872

I blackmailed a blonde loli goddess and raped her, then I had her help me capture and rape a blonde loli demon. Then we drank and fished for a while.


 No.20935

I dreamed that I was in a shoe shop and I bought 10g of weed for 100 bux there. Afterwards I was in a house and hot hungry so I made myself cereal except insted of wheat i put all the weed i bought into the milk. I put it to the side and had to choose from different pieces of girls underwear to wear because all of my underwear was gone/dirty/etc


 No.21113

>>20816

That sounds like a really nice dream, I hope I can have one of those some day, or, even better, live something like it.

All of my "war" dreams have me bleeding to death, freezing to death, losing my gun, or watching somebody I've shot die. There was a bad one I had last year where I was in a beautiful patch of jungle trying to get stray gooks out of trees with some other soldiers. We would all walk around knowing where they were, just trying to get a good angle on them, and they would only give off occasional warning shots in retaliation.

It's hard to explain, but I would flash between that scene and a terrible counter-attack with shrapnel everywhere and people either falling dead or running away. Neither lasted more than what felt like 10 seconds, and I never had time to feel scared at all-- the whole time I was more frustrated,-- but at some point, I think during the counter-attack, I jumped down a slope and slid into a bush with a body in it. I dug around for way too long (probably my brain trying to figure out what the fuck was actually in the bush) and realized eventually that it was my waifu all mangled, like she had an HE shell go off right next to her. After that my frustration turned into horribly anxiety and the counter-attack portion kept for the rest of the dream. I felt obligated to stay near the bush, and sprayed my Thompson towards where I kinda thought the Japs were until I was shot, like always. If I'm not mashing dreams together, I think it turned into a nice dream where I was wandering around this huge park/plaza with her after I bled for a while; those dreams usually do that.

I don't mind my "war" dreams honestly; they're exciting until I start dying, and I feel pretty happy when I wake up realizing I still have both legs, but that one made me feel like shit when I woke up.


 No.21119

Once I had a dream that I was skateboarding in the alps and I was hanging on the back of a truck like in Back to the Future except with a long rope. The truck took a sharp turn and send me flying into an abyss. As I was falling down I had the thought "So this is how it ends. If I shut my eyes just before touching the ground I won't feel any pain." So a few meters before impact I closed my eyes and a second or 2 later I felt a shocking sensation across my whole body. I opened my eyes and felt the sensation even 10 seconds after ``falling out" of the dream.


 No.21258

I had a dream that I was living in a country that was polarized between 2 extremes to the point the previous government had collapsed , and a civil war had began.

Where there were 2 new governments , seeking to destroy each other and succeed in place of the old one.

It started with me working on some solving some equations and drawing up schematics of some sort during the early hours of the morning in my apartment.

Shortly thereafter I was being dragged away by some police officers for being an enemy of the revolution.

Then I was thrown in the basement of some police building in town, then held in a cell for a while until I get taken to this room with a sloping concrete floor , next thing I know there are 2 officers there to shoot me , only that both of them are from the 2 conflicting sides . They tuned me towards the slope , put me on my knees and each put a round in the back of my head. Then there was nothing but darkness before I woke up.


 No.21269

>>20758

Because some people want to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside

Personally, I wouldn't mind going gay for a cute /jp/sie.

>>20762

That and I heard boy pussy is great especially when someone else is sticking it in your butt.


 No.21284

I had a dream that the police showed up and searched my computer, and I was put under house arrest for the rest of my life with no internet connection. For some reason the authorities insisted that they provide electricity to my dwelling personally, I guess so they can cut it off immediately when necessary. There was no bathroom or any facilities in the small room I was to be confined in. Instead I was to do my business in a pot and hand it to a guard. It was uncertain whether I would have access to a computer or not. Either way, it was a terrible nightmare that outlined my worst fear- no internet connection. Without that my life would be completely devoid of anything moderately interesting.


 No.21375

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I'm dreaming in 2D now.

I dont know how to feel about this but I regret nothing.


 No.21617

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I had a dream last night that I was lying down on my bed but couldn't get up for some reason, every time I tried I felt really tired and heavy and would fall back down into the bed, I tried calling for help, but nobody could hear me.

Then after a while tiny marbles, like really really tiny started to fall on me and streak down my sides like rain drops, this continued for a while until I woke up.

I really didn't like this dream because the feeling of not being able to get up and move around filled me with stress and anxiety, I think the marble rain drops may have had something to do with the folds of my bed lightly touching and moving against my sides when I breathed in and out thus in my mind It created visuals to match the sensation I was feeling.


 No.21623

had dream the other night where i got into a fist fight on de_dust2 and the adrenaline made my perception super fast so i was like time stop oraora punching the shit out of this fat dude and all my old school friends were cheering me but when i went to watch the recording on someones phone it just had me making out with him


 No.21682

now i had a dream where there was low gravity and i was having a blast jumping around but then i was in some temple grounds so i had to stop to be respect and my grandma was there handing out sacred delicacies like caramel silk bars that allow you to shoot spiderman webs if you flip your penis around and i was flying around these ruins with my silky dick


 No.21697

I had a dream last night that I was some kind of future cop in some kind of mega city mega structure thing with a partner, and we were flying through these weird tube like highways in our weird car to some kind of bar or something that we had to investigate.

Anyways he went and interviewed the bartender while I searched the place for clues of some kind when somehow I managed to piss off an extremely large and imposing highly modified melanin enriched individual who got up and said something threatening at me, I pulled my gun which he promptly knocked out of my hand and across the room and picked me up, I took my knife out and started to stab him before he threw me to the ground, hard, I felt that something had for sure broken and I couldn't get up so I wrapped my arms around his leg and began stabbing his leg and thigh which the guy in question didn't even seem to feel.

He was about to step on me when my partner came up behind him and shot him in the back of the head causing his head to "pop" like a water balloon sending nasty shit flying everywhere of course. My partner was really concerned and called in back-up and/or medical attention to the place and once the police medic or whatever arrived he immediately started performing some kind of advanced future surgery on me, it seemed like I would pull through all right, and I woke up around that time.


 No.21700

I had a dream I was teaching a young adult woman to ride a bicycle. She just could not keep her balance and kept falling over.


 No.21701

>>21697

fuck the police


 No.21793

Last night I had a dream that I was a soldier in the middle east or something and I was a gunner on a Humvee or APC or something but for some reason the turret instead of being on the top of the vehicle was on the bottom and upside down, so while the vehicle was moving I had to crawl down the front of the vehicle like Spiderman and across the bottom to get inside of the turret.

The turret shot lazer beams instead of bullets and I used it to blow up other vehicles until we hit a jump and started flying and then I was shooting at blimps and airplanes instead.

Then I got some kind of screen that said "YOU WIN" or something like that and It turns out the entire thing was a game that I was playing on some kind of free games website the whole time.


 No.21799

Today I was dreaming that I was a programmer and that some fat fuck found out an exploit in one of my programs and he exploited it and sent me unfunny pictures mocking me over it.


 No.23050

I had a dream I was with my brother in a factory where he works. It was incredibly clean and he was showing me his main position. Working a machine to bend metal.

Other workers stayed away at first. But they slowly gathered around. Making a show of it, really. Setting up chairs, getting close.

Then my brother warped into a girl and continued to show me what she does there.

I really wanted to hug that girl. Always do whenever I see her. Her features were clear and detailed, but too personal to output here.

A heavy set guy, not quite fat, with a rough, short beard and mexican features but entirely white, sat next to me. You know, looks like a prick. No one I know, just an embodiment of annoyance.

He leaned in and started talking in my ear. Telling me we both know that even though it's my dream, he has more of a chance to fuck her than I do. That I'd be powerless and want it. Because all I want is to see her happy. I told him I'd rather bring in her boyfriend if that's the case, because at least he's hot and I have a chance with both. (I know, damn it.) But he kept insisting.

More people were gathering, to the point of getting creepy. Like guardians of a dream telling me something is wrong.

There was one way out. Break the demonstration and get her attention to leave. So I went in and bear hugged her as loosely yet close as possible since she bruises easily. She didn't push me away, never does. She just relocated my hands to less sensual positions due to being in public.

When it was clear I wasn't letting go, she stood up and started walking away. Not because she didn't like it but because she finally noticed it was getting dangerous there. Other people were clearly on edge and getting worse.

I kept my hands on both her shoulder and the side of her stomach, following her outside with my body close. She knew the place better, of course.

"We'll take care of this [frustration] after we get to my place" she said. But something about the tone of her voice said we'd never make it there. I was getting afraid.

As soon as we got outside, red alarm lights went off inside. But I could only see them in reflections and could not hear any alarms, despite knowing they should be loud.

All of the gates leading directly outside, like off the property, were locked. So we kept circling around counter clockwise. Getting faster out of fear, but knowing no one will follow quickly. Most of the workers even on high alert are lazy pricks. But I was afraid. She asked why we were running, and I could not answer.

Eventually she managed to split off. Knowing the only way to get out is to separate. Dream logic and all that.

The gate in front of me going counter clockwise shut itself while the one clockwise had swung open. I followed her trails through it trying to catch up.

The trail led away from the building and back counter clockwise around the previous path. (To signify the split, showing it was the right way, just the wrong method, I guess)

Still going through metal gates, but these both open and electrically charged. Instead of leading away (There was no path out), it led back into the building. Where I saw her go inside and a few people were walking out.

"Can't you see? They're hungry!"

God damn it. One started chewing on my arm and I had to wake up.

There's no way I've ever been able to save a dream from zombie infestation.




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