HA HA Time for /jp/

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コナン江戸川 12/07/15 (月) 10:57:36 No.22853

HA HA Time for /jp/

コナン江戸川 12/08/15 (火) 17:19:59 No.22928

I feel sexual attraction to imageboard users only. What do?

コナン江戸川 12/08/15 (火) 19:41:37 No.22934

>>22928

Lets have a /jp/ meetup. We can share onaholes and suck each other off through holes in bathroom stalls.

コナン江戸川 12/08/15 (火) 20:14:02 No.22937

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>>22928

Tbh I also developed feelings of gayness for other posters at times, but at the same time I realize I wouldn't be able to get turned on if I actually met them/tried to cuddle with them irl because I'm not a gayfag.

You need to reject the temptations of the flesh and resign yourself to a life of cute and pure 2D girls + masturbation if you wish to find peace.

コナン江戸川 12/08/15 (火) 22:58:06 No.22944

>>22937

>but at the same time I realize I wouldn't be able to get turned on if I actually met them/tried to cuddle with them irl because I'm not a gayfag.

This isn't even about gayness, I might be literally chansexual. My childhood friend told me one day he started browsing imageboards. Before that I couldn't see him as a person I could have sex with but since the discovery I have problems not thinking about him after a chit-chat about optimal age of a loli. The only off-putting thing about him is his normalfaggotry when he is around other people, but this is probably what keeps me sane as well.

The thing I am really afraid the most is meeting somebody browsing /jp/, I would be probably charged for rape attempt soon after.

コナン江戸川 12/09/15 (水) 00:18:45 No.22946

>>22944

That's kinda hot.

コナン江戸川 12/09/15 (水) 01:12:14 No.22947

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I get a little aroused when timid, socially awkward guys behave girlishly around me. Might have to fuck one some day, but only if he's cute.

コナン江戸川 12/09/15 (水) 03:58:48 No.22954

i'm gonna fuck a jaypee

コナン江戸川 12/09/15 (水) 09:53:01 No.22960

SLAY

コナン江戸川 12/20/15 (日) 10:09:38 No.23193

>>22947

I like to speak with gay words like 'silly' and 'fabulous' without any form of lisp or feminine inflection. You know, as straight sounding as possible tone-wise.

Despite being an open bisexual, it still confuses the hell out of people for some reason.