No.23920
This thread has magical powers: it can absorb some of your pain and suffering for the next 24 hours once you reply to it. The magic stops working after a day, but you can just make another post to continuously receive the blessing.
No.23921
Posting so I can stop numbing my pain with internet long enough to clean my apartment. Thanks OP.
No.23922
No.23927
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O n e g a i
Do your fucking shit jangaloid or do you need to hire more faggots to do it for you? I'm sure as shit available. Getting fucking sick of the cp spam staying up for days and I dont feel like idling in fucking IRC for days to get something done about it. Jan me.
No.23934
I don't need your shady vodoo magic, I'll overcome my problems with my own shady vodoo willpower
No.23950
Ok, please make me feel happy.
No.23955
I want to feel good. Thanks in advance, magical thread of health!
No.23958
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Does it do sleepiness too?
No.23960
>>23927
I wasn't home today. And besides, I already have assigned somebody.
No.23979
I don't believe a word of what you say, but I'll try it anyway.
No.23996
I hope my spine will stop aching so much.
No.24012
>>23996
I hope you get better. I used to have similar pains and trying to sleep was a nightmare.
No.24024
Please no more stomach pain. I hate having gallstones.
No.24025
>>24024
I often have stomach aches too, drinking lots of alcohol helps.
No.24031
>>24012
I went to sleep after posting ITT and when I woke up, the pain was gone!
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No.24088
Im posting every fucking day
No.24094
I have a splitting headache. Save me jp-tan.
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No.24123
Can this thread heal cancer and teleport a cute trap directly under my desk?
No.24124
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No.24164
Another day, another dose.
No.24218
Minna-san, I'm back again. Please relieve my suffering today as well!
No.24241
I just got sick. Normally this wouldnt be a problem but i have to finish a report til next week that i havent even started yet. Help!
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No.24271
>>24241
Yeah, I think it's getting better!
No.24371
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I had surgery done today and my tummy hurts.
Help me Eirin!
No.24372
>>23922
Sadly, Heroin doesn't last anywhere near 24h. It's more like Poppy tea, or maybe methadone. According to OP anyway.
No.24403
>>24123
I am also interested in the answer to this
No.24406
Magic thread, please stop my cough.
>>24123
>>24403
Maybe cancer, but I don't think teleportation is included in the package.
No.24408
I just leave this here.
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=657.0
This collection of goon misadventures with various drugs is a surprisingly good information source on safe use. Ignore the polit sperging in the middle.
No.24450
>>24408
>fuck phenazepam
Whoa. Mixing benzos, firearms, PTSD, paranoia, and family? Goodness gracious.
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No.24477
Help me with a headache, my dear thread!
No.24481
No.24507
>>23920 has opened this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>23920.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD opened by a respectful person as >>23920.
I respect >>23920 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>23920's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>23920 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>2392 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely THREAD.
No.24515
Calling for a free 24 hours of my endless pain and misery to be taken away
No.24541
Please help me to not to get pissed off today. I don't want to ruin my cool.
No.24608
Please ease my stomach and get rid of the chemo taste from my mouth, thread.
No.24624
>>24608
dude this will help you out
*whips out pre-massaged erection*
No.24654
magic thread, please cure my sniffles!
No.24786
Please do your best magic /jp/ thread.
No.24788
All of the fun of chanting "Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit" with none of the murder!
Thanks brudder.
No.24792