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 No.24090

Okay, so all of this happened a while ago.

>be me

>13

>just figure out what pr0n is

>fap fap fap

Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>be in school

>fap break

>horny asf

Anyway, here is where it gets weird.

>see gril I like

Datbootyjiggle.jpeg

>"wowzer" I said

>sees me staring

>she cri

>i cri

>tornado warning on overhead or whatever

>alarm

>we close door

>get on floor

>everyone walks the dinosaur

Pic related: It's Anco

 No.24093

>ifunny.ca

elaborate meta-postmodern post-post-post-ironic posturing or people posting a decent webcomic to a fucking "funny" image aggregator?


 No.24096

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 No.24100

Anyways, >>24090, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.

It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.

There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.

"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.

You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.

Yosinoya should be a bloody place.

That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,

the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."

Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"

I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

So I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


 No.24101

Golly!

I have just

urinated

into my

undergarments!

But in a small quantity.

Thankfully the amount of liquid excrement was too low to permanently render the furniture I'm occupying useless, but indeed, your post was quite humorous! *proceeds to slap your hands in a friendly manner*


 No.24106

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>believe

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 No.24166

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Literally ᵐᵉ

But not right now; ˢᵒ ʸᵃʸ


 No.24188

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Everybody I meet tells me 2 fuck off.

3 dudes kicked my ass

They kicked me in balls so hard I no longer can piss.


 No.24198

>>24188

>I no longer can piss.

wut


 No.24210

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>17 year old me

>Insecure as fuck

>"tfw no gf"

>Constantly in fights with my mom

>Depressed

>Hardly watch anime because hiding my power level for my parents

>26

>Don't even care about shit anymore

>"Why would I even want a gf? She'll just keep me away from my vidya and anime"

>Live on my own, relationship with parents actually improved because of it

>Pretty happy

>Watch more anime than ever before

Everything went better than expected.


 No.24227

I can't wait to hear from you and your family. I have a great weekend as well as the most important part of the day of school and college and I will be a good day to day basis of the most important thing is that the company.




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