No.7255
/jp/ - Just Poetry
I post upon the jay every damn day
A waste of time if mine were worth a dime
Born to be a NEET or so it appears
Slay the gay or immolate all the queers
If my life was a game maybe mahjong
My hand would always be at furiten
No.7298
When I wake I see hope to Niggy's face
The jay way will never die but why
Because it never can get up the nerve
To at long last finally end it all
And so in pain it lives to stay the hurt
A paradox of death in fear of life
No.7300
check em once check em twice, yep dubs alright
No.7301
stop deleting my posts
No.7316
No.7325
Was in the corner shop the other day
Looking for instant food that I could make
Saw a flashy package that caught my eye
Why I picked this one I can not say
Directions seemed easy enough to me
The package read Instant jans: just add steam
No.7334
>>7255Started pretty well but ended pretty shite
No.7336
No.7337
Weebs of a kind cleft by space and tubes
Day in and day out they post the lewds
Friends I would say if not for reasons
Wasting away the innumerable seasons
No.7338
>>7255>>7298>>7325nice iambic pentameter
No.7343
A Midwinter Night's Shitpost
It was time for a battle, neigh, a war
The halls of #jani team will know my name
Not Trevor, not josh, neither tripfags nor
Botero's in famous cat can he blame
As I shat me boxers and fed jan shite
"Ban Evasion" surely I'll get
How he thinks I'll wait a month or a night
When my masterpiece turd has not come yet
Piss bottles emptied ass freshly wiped
All that remains is the filth of my post
Get in here guys I say lmao
Soon It'll be me, I'll be the talk of /ghost/
For I hide cats in pictures of Touhous
Internet fame had finally arrived
I am so happy it's like janny died
No.7344
Top janny is Troid
He handed over is ID
So he can keep doing it for free
Rather like AoC he's paranoid
VCR_Working wants to hit it
Troid would rather argue over yuri pairing bullshit
Archive.moe is under threat
I don't care
Because the W is safe
My shitposting needs are set
No.7345
Writing in meter is a lot harder than I thought.
No.7373
Who are my kin on the board of /jp/
When ever I find out the less I search
Just sparky alone made me lose my lunch
No.7381
No.7394
day after day
i am very gay
no one will get in my way
8cocks i will fellate
No.7404
>>7381A board or a toilet why don't I care
For I'm not dead, I only wish that I was
No.7421
No.7422
As a NEET I have a view from outside
Is everyone sick or is it just me
Is wellness real or is it just a dream
No.7437
syllables, rhymes, meter, words
the Mechanisms of domination
fij9ry0has32 2223 '' 832u yes yes the theft
melt
No.7439
/jp/ is my domain
warring like the ukraine
i will bring the pain
all gays will be slain
No.7440
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to slay another homo gay
No.7441
who wants to cuddle
please somebody cuddle
who wants to cuddle
let me in your butt hole
No.7445
listen to this poem I'm working on I'm the beast from the east not too shabby for beginning poet
No.7451
>>7300>>7316I like to think the 'noice' is a part of the rhyme too.
No.7458
My shite always cums out in a puddle
Whatever I post will be scatological
When I am posting janny's in trouble
Quantity of steam will surely be biblical
No.7471
An English Haiku
Written by a white piggu
I want to vomit
No.7474
old pond . . .
a frog leaps in
water’s sound
No.7493
Every day comes
Is this the NEET life, NEET dream
Every day goes
No.7500
i am an animal
women truly do love me
too bad im a NEET
No.7535
I consider /jp/ to be my home
Sometimes I see a post that is kuso
I can't tell who originated the quote
A literal subhuman is he
No.7568
I wonder why those who dont know jp
Come to post pol-shit blogs and crossie memes
How do they find us where do they come from
What is the appeal of this board to them
This may be a board with many NEETs
But it's not r9k or whining solely
They don't practise proper board etiquette
Off-topic threads are the only ones they post in
Never played a touhou game and are EOPs
Can't draw for shit and haven't played VNs
Why cant they not post trash and go away
Lurk more or fuck off should be plain as day
No.7606
make some pasta sauce
made a mess answered door
thought a murderer
No.7642
I would make a new thread I said today
But that would take effort. effort in spades
All I have is unwillingness you see
Even a four word shite on the W beats me
No.7650
on jp slow days
sometimes i talk to myself
bad conversations
No.7738
Crossies come and go
Always making request threads
Why come here at all
No.7742
saten is very cute
i really want to touch her butt
but she isnt real
No.7747
>>7742その気持ち
no saten butt, saten hug
I shall never know
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No.7748
>>7742>touch her butt>but she isnt realIt's regrettable that the dregs we must share this board with lack the discrimination to appreciate this absolute masterstroke. This is a veritable elevation of the medium. Let their dimness save them the despair that accompanies sharing this existence with mightier beings.
No.7763
>>7748please dont call other /jp/sies dregs "kudasai"
No.7791
Derail me not said the poetry thread
No reason to bully to hurt or fight
You're both gay ass nerds l m f a o
No.7793
>>7791I see your meter, I'll match it in kind
With this poem here I hope to remind
In the eighth line I'll share my thoughts gladly
Hidden in wit and encoded slyly
If you don't pay a care miss it you may
It's cleverly hidden in meter i'd say
Not a flamboyant jab or a light tag
Your mothers a whore your father a fag
Is simply not the thing I'd say to you
So goodbye my dear friend adieu adieu
No.7807
a NEET cant sleep
he refreshes the jay
another bad day
No.7824
No.7834
so goddamn tired
poor sleep patterns I can't mend
why am I not dead
No.7845
WHENCE COMETH THIS TEXT
I HATH SEARCHED TO NO AVAIL
WHO ART THOU QUOTING
No.7872
hey jaypee
my favorite 2hu is alice
and I hate the kikes
because they're filled with malice
towards the human race
they think we're all goyim without a face
well I'll show them a thing or two
when I blow one's head off with a quick fuck-you
No.7886
Sometimes I wonder oh what a blunder
Causes a crossie to stumble into /jp/
If you don't know the history or the culture
I couldn't think of a more boring place to be
And yet it happens again and again
How fortunate for you, how fortunate for me
No.7888
oh god please kill me
then i see im on jp
death already came
No.7972
>>7886Yet still they come here again and again
Every thread looks like it needs a haircut
If only too much hair were my problem
No.7985
>>7972hair is falling out
and im still a virgin
i regret nothing
No.8044
Old garbage piles
Take out food crusty tissues
Hell or paradise?
No.8064
My keybaord smells bad
Like old sticky smegma
Smells just like my room
No.8067
Wading through shitpost everyday
'/jp/, creativity', so they say
Remembering those good ol' days
Wrapping up the day slaying gays
Such is the life being in neo-/jp/
But at least I got my /jp/sies with me
Although they came from /a/ and /v/
All those tru-/jp/sies that went away
Sometimes I wish I have made them stay
No.8076
A being of stench
I fart in my chair often
So odiferous
No.8079
Sit in living room
Girlfriend keeps on chattering
Rather be playing Touhou
No.8080
>>8079Probably should say
When a pillow talks to you
You're schizophrenic
No.8108
Two days in a row
Never the same time I sleep
Days bleed together
No.8113
Ill as a jew
Not one of the chosen few
Again play 2hu
No.8155
A Requiem for a NEET
The electric cage's iridescent screen
Cheap solace in a distraction from life
A dirty street fight opponents unseen
Bowels carved out pleasantly with a knife
Is the face in the mirror really mine
It's all I've known so why the disbelief
Were my modest dreams so beyond the times
Hiding from prying eyes my sole relief
The unending journey of sixteen hours
On an island in a sea with no ships
How homely a fate I am to dower
Kiss me fortune so I may bite your lip
Upon flesh a kindred sore I hope to greet
The fetid squalor of being a NEET
No.8228
my artistic integrity....i wont forget this
No.8261
Don't think that I'm ill
Then I see the pissbottles
I'll reconsider
No.8280
the apparition of these touhous on the jay
No.8330
man I need a drink
though I'm not an alcoholic
unfit anyway
No.8331
if 2hus are
just pixels
why does my dick
expand with forceful passion
No.8431
Sensuous journey
NEETdom opens up strange new smells
Like pissbottle wine
No.8517
Some days fast some slow
I can't seem to guess the reason
/jp/ where'd you go?
No.8718
Japanese sex art
My daughter would love this site
Fancy pants no pants
No.8753
"/jp/"
Place of crushed dreams
Barren soil of pointlessness
Where seeds of art grow
No.8819
Moments in time are
A strange familiarness was
Passing glimpses will
No.8825
Collect worthless art
Scholar of bathroom wall scrawl
An imageboard life
No.8826
musings of /jp/
are vip quality
surprisingly good
No.8896
>>8825Did you mean wall scroll?
No.8982
>>8896No, he means the shit you find written (or scrawled) on bathroom stalls in public toilets. It's usually simple and vulgar poetry, for example a short one at the gas station by my house says:
Those who write on shithouse walls
roll their shit into little balls
but those who read these words of wit
will eat those little rays of shit
No.8993
One winters night I found myself walking
On my way back to my room from shitting
I had made it almost half the way back
When tiredness came and my legs went slack
Unwilling to walk the remaining steps
I laid down there, soon snores came from my lips
No.9004
>>8982I knew what the alternative meant. It was a transitory misinterpretation that I thought might be amusing to share. This wonderful medium allows us to modify the poetics of others, however seemingly unintentionally.
internet users
are all incredibly dumb
because heuristics
No.9076
Unfunny faggot
Decides that it's time to post
Misery for all
No.9280
A story I once heard
Brevity is the soul of wit
/jp/'s soul is shit
No.10823
I just farted
not gonna be a haiku I guess
embrace the aggregate vibrations of imperceptible noninteracting point masses
No.11842
昨日の日、
胸がドキドキ。
なに、なぜか？
ただ幼女。
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ロリコンか？
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ロリコンが。
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No.11843
>>11842
did you really spend 23 days on this?
No.11849
I'm afraid I have nekomimi disease
I see nekomimi in my sleep
I see nekomimi during the day
I see nekomimi on my head
I hear nekomimi
I can't stop thinking about the nekomimi
I will wake up one day wearing nekomimi
The nekomimi
The nekomimi
The nekomimi is my blood
The nekomimi is my soul
The nekomimi is my body
The nekomimi is my mind
The nekomimi
The nekomimi
I live and breathe the nekomimi
The nekomimi
The nekomimi
No.11852
I refresh the jay
Realize it's like my life
going nowhere fast...
No.11853
>>11843
No, I spent 23 days learning moonrunes. Least productive thing I've done since becoming a NEET.
No.14244
Every day I come to play,
I visit my friends on the jay.
We go slay the gay,
have a few words to say,
and then post our short lives away.
And at the end of each day ,
after a very long stay,
I can go home and say,
That everything here was okay.
No.14248
My name is anon
you know what I got?
(What do you got)
I got a neet body that'll rot.
Get a job? Dream on.
No.14250
Gas the kikes, race war now
I want to fuck a 3D cow
No.14416
No.14425
just go sonic
with ironic
are these memes
or just our dreams
either way
we pullin reams
e-credits flying round
till we drown
in that
autism
No.20578
>>14425
I on this morning i post
to bump this thread i love most
Top the top of our board
for contents absorbed
for our userbase and our host
No.20583
Winter is near
A time to hold dear
I look at my gloves
Idonotknowlove;_;
No.20584
>>20583
>I do not know love ;_;
;_;
No.21525
My ochinchin
Might be thin
Pay it no mind
And stick it in
No.21528
late to bed
early to rise
gives my ugly head
little rat-eyes
No.21529
My sword lies unwanted
For there is no place for me
In this ugly land
No.21530
2d girl, so pure and fine.
so bittersweet
like well-aged wine
またつまらぬもので 抜いてしまった
バーイ五右衛門
No.22581
"Please"
Do not write haiku
in non-mora language
like japanese, or polynesian languages, or most other syllabary using ones.
(ΦωΦ)