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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 1434487436510.jpg (518.95 KB, 810x874, 405:437, ALimony Snake.jpg)

 No.1921

Time and again the man was ruled by a foreign woman. When he was a young boy, he lost his pocket change: the bedrock for any developing estate. His money, his family, his shit, his career… everything was stolen from him.

Since ancient times, every relationship's leader has had the same idea. When people unite under one will, they become stronger than the sum of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? Money.

This world will become one. I have found the way. Interests, workplace affiliations, emotional borders… even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that Afton envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make womankind whole again.

America is a country of liberty, a meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its' members live alongside others.

So Afton sought a system that used alimony… money, to control the wealth.

In her eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world's ever known isn't microbial, it's financial. Money is what keeps relationships, our world, alive.

Free the world, not by taking men's lives, but by taking their money.

With this, I rid the world of infestation, sans $50K, the world will be torn asunder… and then, it shall be free.

The chain of alimony is what will truly bind this world together as one.

Les Enfants Terrible. Zero called it.

 No.1929

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I give your post the official JFMSU seal.

Congratulations.


 No.1933

I give my money, not for honor, but for you

In my time there'll be no one else

Alimony is the way I fly to you

I'm still in a dream, cash eater


 No.1935

>>1921

Is this board dead?


 No.1938

>>1935

No. We are just careful about what we post because Afton is entitled to half of everything here.


 No.1939

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>>1935

>implying this isn't the best board right now, dank OC everywhere.

producing content takes time, also nice try Afton


 No.1946

The Marriage never pays.

Can't wash this cash off our accounts

Let the men fear us all

It's just means to an end

Our salvation lies in the Alimony.

Beyond the wealth, (Let me suffer now)

In my heart I just know that there's no way to light up the dark in his eyes.


 No.1955

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>>1938

>>1939

>Afton is this board's boogeyman

I approve!


 No.1963

File: 1434742422951.png (43.75 KB, 152x169, 152:169, smug afton 2.png)

Is that some fresh OC I smell before me?


 No.2098

Standing on the edge of the rooftop

Like the prophets once said

and the wallets are all empty now

No more money and the career is dead

Whispers in the air tell the tales

Of the money spent

Testimony, alimony

What a mess she made, when it all went wrong

Watching from the edge of the courthouse

For the games to begin

The divorcees draw their cards

form their ranks for Alimony

I'm nuclear

I'm just

I'm fucking my shit up

A heart of broken glass

Defiled

Deep inside

The abandoned actor

Standing on the edge of the sinkhole

Looking at the abyss

and I'm hoping for some miracle

To breakout, to escape from all this

Whispers in the air tell the tales

of a carreer that's gone

A financial devastation

What a mess she made, when it all went wrong

I'm nuclear

I'm just

I'm fucking my shit up

A heart of broken glass

Defiled

Deep inside

The abandoned actor


 No.2123

>>1921

needs more brendan big boss edit


 No.2149

File: 1435339401533.jpg (28.14 KB, 600x338, 300:169, MGSV-E3-Trailer-Kaz.jpg)

>>1921

She played us like a damn fiddle! Give it back! This isn't right, that was ours! Ungh! We made this money, dammit!


 No.3392

epic thread


 No.3393

File: 1442705450013.jpg (27.07 KB, 252x376, 63:94, afton.jpg)

>>1921

To begin with – I'm not what you'd call – human.

Over the past six years –

A kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of the court house.

It's not unlike the way our marriage started 17 years ago.

The court house was my primordial soup, a base of alimony –

I am formless. I am the fucked shit that Americans invoke so often.

How can anyone hope to eliminate me? As long as this nation exists, so will I.


 No.3413

File: 1442876855711.jpg (49.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, cash eater.jpg)

>>1933

What a thrill

With fucked up shit through the night

What a thrill

I'm searching and I'll have to pay you

What a fear in my heart

But you're so supreme!

I give my money

Not for necessities, but for alimony (Cash Eater)

In my time there'll be no one else

Debt, it's the way I fly to you (Cash Eater)

I'm still in a nightmare, Cash Eater

Someday you go through the bank,

And someday you cash a check,

It's ordeal, the trial to thrive

For the day I see no light

I give my money

Not for necessities, but for alimony (Cash Eater)

In my time there'll be no one else

Debt, it's the way I fly to you (Cash Eater)

I'm still in a nightmare, Cash Eater

I'm still in a nightmare, Cash Eater

(Cash Eater…)


 No.3419

File: 1442913287154.jpg (320.82 KB, 560x640, 7:8, punished brendan.jpg)


 No.3425

File: 1442955661281.jpg (129.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

Watch out! It's the Parasite Unit! They will take your alimony if you come too close!


 No.3883

>>2149

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my money… And my fame… even my hair… The body I've lost… the fans I've lost… won't stop hurting… It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!


 No.3884

>>3883

Afton sent us to poverty, but we're going even deeper.

I'm already a begger.


 No.3888

An alimony to surpass Metal Gear.


 No.3889

>>1921

I don't really play games. Anyone care to explain?

>>3888

nice trips friend


 No.3890

>>3889

A JFMSU edit of a quote from the E3 2015 game trailer of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.


 No.3900

>>3890

thank you


 No.4893

STANDING




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