>Wow! Aren't you Brendan Fraser?!
Huh? Y-yeah. I am.
> Oh my god! I'm a huge fan! Could I maybe get your autograph?
Really?.. I mean.. Sure! Anything for a fan! Here, I always carry a sharpie around..
>You've been served, Mr Fraser.
What? But I thought you wanted an autograph?.. what is this.. a summons to appear in cou… WHAT??? Oh god no.. She can't do this to me. Not again. I was JUST starting to get back on my feet! Please.. Please stop! Listen to me, please.. Can't you just tell them you couldn't find me? For the love of God, please… JUST take it back! You don't understand I got nothing left!.. PLEASE!