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JUST TheChamCham 09/04/15 (Fri) 19:36:02 No.3248

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220333/The-whining-billionaire-says-rich-sheer-hell-Inside-life-Minecraft-founder-Markus-Persson-says-ruined-money.html

>His marriage lasted just a year and he now pays £4,000 every month in child support.

The meme magic is spreading, /just/!

TheChamCham 09/04/15 (Fri) 22:13:06 No.3249

He didn't earn it. That's why his shit's so fucked up. Why doesn't he give some money to the guy who wrote the code he ripped off and decompiled? Maybe that would make him feel better, the fat cunt.

TheChamCham 09/05/15 (Sat) 05:12:26 No.3254

>>3249

shut up! he needs a mansion with lots of a candy, this is surely making him happy!

Notch suicide betting pool anyone?

I'll just play it quick and safe and say dec 25. 2015

TheChamCham 09/05/15 (Sat) 08:21:19 No.3256

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>>3248

>I don't like having money

JUST give it to me Markus

TheChamCham 09/05/15 (Sat) 22:10:31 No.3266

>>3254

Can you imagine being married to a big fat guy that not only has giant candy dispensers everywhere like some king of faggot baby but can't even code? I couldn't respect someone like that. I don't care about the money either because no amount would be worth it.

There is no fucking excuse for him not to get a personal trainer and chef and sort himself out. We all have to do it by ourselves and do we complain on twitter all day? No.

God damn, he pisses me off so much.

TheChamCham 09/06/15 (Sun) 03:32:50 No.3268

Pay back for stealing enough code to build a moon elevator, shit doesn't even work right too.

TheChamCham 09/06/15 (Sun) 03:34:24 No.3269

>>3256

JUST FUCK MY MINE UP

TheChamCham 09/06/15 (Sun) 03:35:20 No.3270

>>3256

He probably reads this board.

Notch, give /just/ people a cool 50k a month. Why not? We're good boys… we know the tumult of our shit being fucked up… cough up those shekels before you blow your brains out, pls, sweden yes

TheChamCham 09/07/15 (Mon) 12:34:17 No.3282

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Tbh I wish he had gotten cucked hard and had to give her like 500 million or some ridiculous shit like that

TheChamCham 09/08/15 (Tue) 05:45:25 No.3287

I regret ever giving this fat fuck money.

TheChamCham 09/09/15 (Wed) 03:17:08 No.3299

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>>3248

2000 years in paint

TheChamCham 09/09/15 (Wed) 05:51:51 No.3300

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>>3287

>tfw half your money went to a billionaire scam artist and the other half went to Super Afton

I've never regretted spending such a small amount of money before.

TheChamCham 09/10/15 (Thu) 04:20:36 No.3321

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>>3300

same here, never again, never again, fuck kikestarters/prealphas/whatever.

TheChamCham 09/10/15 (Thu) 23:11:27 No.3325

>otch's marriage to fellow programmer Elin Zettterstrand lasted a little over a year. They have one child, a daughter, together, and he pays £4,000-a-month maintenance for her

>pays £4,000-a-month maintenance

JUST

TheChamCham 09/10/15 (Thu) 23:13:08 No.3326

Why doesn't Notch just take over Brenden's alimony? They both win.

>Notch loses money

>Brenden gets his shit unfucked up

TheChamCham 09/21/15 (Mon) 15:21:16 No.3408

>billionaire

>4,000 a month

what

TheChamCham 09/21/15 (Mon) 23:53:16 No.3414

>>3408

She filed for divorce before he became a millionare

TheChamCham 09/22/15 (Tue) 01:03:13 No.3415

His marriage only lasted a year because that's how long she had to wait before she could divorce him and get money. So I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but…

TheChamCham 09/22/15 (Tue) 01:11:14 No.3416

>>3414

Meant to say BILLIONARE not millionare.

>>3415

To be fair Notch is an annoying as hell, autistic manchild.

TheChamCham 09/22/15 (Tue) 01:35:14 No.3417

This cunt deserved to get his shit fucked up. I've read some of his interviews where he said that he loathed his successes, and that if he ever saw that a game was getting too successful again he'd stop working on it.

Well, I guess this faggot got his wish. His fortune is going down the drain.

TheChamCham 09/23/15 (Wed) 09:48:33 No.3437

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>4000$ a month

TheChamCham 09/24/15 (Thu) 00:34:46 No.3444

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Has this pic been edited yet?

TheChamCham 09/24/15 (Thu) 12:44:55 No.3450

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>>3444 (Checked)

No idea, but I gave it a go.

TheChamCham 09/24/15 (Thu) 16:27:17 No.3453

>I'm gonna marry a woman and everything's gonna be just fine!

WHEN WILL WE LEARN

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TheChamCham 09/24/15 (Thu) 16:46:37 No.3454

>>3450

JUST a reminder that Demi Moore did not FUCK HIS SHIT UP.

TheChamCham 09/24/15 (Thu) 22:25:42 No.3463

>>3450

Excellent.