I saw Brendan Fraser at a divorce lawyers in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to fuck his shit up or anything.He said, “Oh, like you JUST DID NOW?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh

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TheChamCham 09/07/15 (Mon) 17:57:19 No.3284

I saw Brendan Fraser at a divorce lawyers in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to fuck his shit up or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you JUST DID NOW?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST? JUST? JUST?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my divorce, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my divorce up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen alimonies in his hands without paying.

His ex-wife at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay those.” At first he kept pretending to be fucked up and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the alimonies and started paying it multiple times, she stopped him and told him he needed to pay them each individually “to prevent any jewish infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he payed each alimony and put them in a bag, she started to say the price and he kept interrupting her by getting his shit fucked up really loudly.

TheChamCham 09/09/15 (Wed) 14:16:10 No.3305

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I met Brendan Fraser a few months ago. It was around the time Texas Rising was going to premiere and at 2pm in the afternoon, I saw him in what looked like his outfit for texas rising but he was sitting down on the road for an odd reason. As I walked up to him, many people passed by him and didn't recognize. Some even gave him money, which to my surprise, he gratefully accepted. I went up to him and said, "Brendan? Brendan Fraser?". He slowly turned to look at me in amazement. I asked him what happened to him and why was he begging for money. He tried to hide his face away, I think I saw some tears welling up in his eyes amd then he spoke, "I… ju… just".

"Just?", I questioned.

"JUST", he screamt and threw himself onto my in tears. His big body threw me off my balance and I fell down too. Suddenly, he put his hand in my pocket and took out my wallet and hastily took all my money. He dashed away and threw back my wallet to me. I ran to him and arrived at a courthouse.

I stepped in and at that instat, Afton Smith walked out with a tall, black man who said "Ayo bitch, tonight, Imma be tha one who be fuckin yo shithole up". She just giggled and made her way to her grand limo.

I met Brendan in the center of the courtroom who looked at me with bloodshot eyes and said 'fuck… my…". I stopped him there and replied, "shit up?". He nodded.

Since then, to pay off the large amouny of money I had in my wallet, every Tuesday, I shoot a scene from my upcoming movie which also stars Drake Bell, Louis C.K. and a hologram of Orson Welles and Robin Williams. I convinced Mel Gibson to direct it which he does for free since he simply likes being back to making films.

TheChamCham 09/09/15 (Wed) 17:55:48 No.3317

I work at this tattoo parlor and one day this guy comes in. His gut is hanging over his pants, his neck just isn't there. He's unshaven and balding; really droopy, red eyes. So he comes in completely fucking sloshed, can barely stand up and he's holding this stack of bills in his hand and yells "I wanna get somethin' done! Who got time for a funny guy like me ah?' We don't know if we should run or set off the silent alarm but my boy Juan agrees. It's easy money, drunk people get inked all the time, you can also overcharge them like crazy. No responsibility, too. It's win-win. "Whad, you ain't seen a famous man come in before? Y'all seen the FUCKING mummy, right?' the guy says after he slumps his obese ass on the tramp stamp stool, almost falls over too. A ring dropped out of his pocket and he fuckin' scrambles to pick it up, sobbing, his cash all over the floor now. Me and my boy Juan pick him up and dump him on the tatooing bed. Then we ask the fucker 'so what do ya want' he took out a crumbled up tissue and opened it- on it was a drawing of a skunk with a check for $50k in its hand a fuckin' doodle. Looked like a toddler drew it. 'so where do ya want it partner?' we ask 'im. He replies

JUST…

And pukes all over the bed, starts sobbing uncontrollably, like

UHHHHH. UHHHHHUHUHUHHHH

JUST… JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP