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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.3764

Spinoff from the first thread

http://8ch.net/just/res/3445.html#top

 No.3765

>Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system: *Sheila* is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished with your message please hang up, or press 1 for more options.

BEEEP

>*heavy breathing and sniffling for a few seconds*

>h-hey Sheila. It's Brendan. Y'know Brendan Frasier? I was in those movies I told you about when you were showing me the apartment.

>Anyway, I really liked you and thought we connected on a deep emotional level. We were only together for an hour but I felt like I have known you my whole life.

>I am thinking the first 3 messages didn't go through so I am leaving this one to be sure. I am sending flowers to your work. Please respond to this. I really need this


 No.3767

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>>3764

C'mon guys


 No.3772

>Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system: *John* is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished with your message please hang up, or press 1 for more options.

BEEEP

>*throat clearing*

>er… Hello, this is Brendan Fraser calling about the Homeless Man role for House of Cards. I want to let you know I want to take the part no matter the conditions, and just give me this chance.

>You said you would send information about it to my agent, but he says he hasn't received anything from you. Mr. Silbowitz told me nothing has come through his teletype machine as of yet.

>I know he's 90 years old and he's been in the business for a long time, but the man gave me the best contract after my… situation with Afton…

>Please let me know if you still have the role open for me as I really need this. Thank you.


 No.3827

JUST bump my thread up


 No.4342

JUST


 No.4538

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>we're sorry "mitch" is currently unavailable. please leave a message

BEEEP

>Please let me come stay at your place til i get back on my feet, I swear ill only be there for a few weeks, 3 months top.

>C'mon man remember when you used to crash at my place an watch the mummy?

>I'll do anything okay? just don't make me keep living with Regan he's fucking crazy h-Oh shit no please fuck that's him I have t-

>"who the fuck said you could use the phone you worthless piece of shit get the fuck over here"

>NO PLEASE REGAN NOT AGAIN JUST STO-




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