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$50,000 PER MONTH ALIMONY

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 No.4067

This guy, some famous buzzfeed reporter, posted this tweet 4 days ago. Shit, BrenBren is finally being recognized by the Normie community.

 No.4069

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>>4067

Is Meme Magic happening? Is Brendan's shit about to get unfucked? Or is it going to get fucked even harder?


 No.4073

>>4069

Does someone have Twitter? Forward /just/ to this guy. He might do a fluff piece on us, the most dedicated Brendan fans around.

If the post goes viral, who knows, maybe Brendan hear about it and show up.


 No.4074

>>4073

No, don't tell buzzfeed about this place. Are you crazy?


 No.4078

>>4069

>wanting normies to know about this place

Are you trying to fuck our shit up?


 No.4083

BLESS THE BREN


 No.4086

December 3rd is Brendan's and afton's birthday.

Come on guys, let's rally for Brendan.

Prepare things to make December 3rd BRENDAN FRASER DAY.

Help unfuck his shit up!


 No.4087

>>4086

I hope board owner puts on a stream again.

>>4073

>wanting buzzfeed to come here

kill yourself.


 No.4088

>>4078

I think you meant to reply to >>4073


 No.4093

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>They only care when the topic is trending.


 No.4094

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>>4087

>board owner streamed

What did I miss?

Normalfags always only care about what's trending. We've all been with Brendan since his shit was fucked

>>4093

You really fucked him up fam


 No.4095

>>4088

I did. JUST fuck my quotes up.


 No.4096

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>>4094

>he wasn't here for the /bane/ /just/ super marathon stream which lasted a week or longer i can't remember

>he didn't watch all the classic Brendancore films with his brothers

hownew.ru

it might not have been board owner but it was some anon


 No.4097

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>>4096

>tfw you remember it all and still miss it


 No.4100

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>>4096

to 8chan I am pretty new. Like 8 months maybe here


 No.4101

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>>4100

to this board probly only 3 months


 No.4106

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>>4074

>>4078

>>4087

Look, I don't like Buzzfeed any more than you guys, but we're running out of options.

Right now Brendan can't even land a Black Friday ad for Macy's. You know what the marketing department said? "Who?" "What about Chris Hemsworth? He's dreamy." "Eh, Brendan seems more like a Kohl's star."

Kohl's pays $250/day for their shoots. You think that's gonna cover Brendan's alimony?

You think he got paid for that Martha Stewart Halloween appearance? That she didn't say something like "it'll be fun! It'll boost your image! I'll even let you keep the spooky mummy mirror!"?

At this point even a cameo in an ISIS video would help him. But it's probably beyond his star power.

And I don't need to remind you that we're on the clock here. You think /just/ has the longevity of something like /bane/? The lore and underground popularity and tie-ins to current events to keep going?

If the 30 28 of us don't do something to get him work, or alimony reform, or even a little publicity, we could end up with another Robin Williams. Do you want to meme that into existence?

What about this. What if we DM'd the guy but pointed to /r/BrendanFraser?

Normies go there but true Brendan fans eventually end up here.


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 No.4112

>>4110

Dammit, if Brendan goes, we can't fuck his shit up any more!

No more movies (or terrible miniseries) to stream, no more pics of him to Gino cut, no occasional paparazzi photos to see that bitch Afton age over the years.

Our shit would be fucked up, fam!


 No.4115

>>4112

If he dies, she doesn't get $50,000 a month anymore. That's how I see it at least. If we can't save him, we can at least deny her the alimony.


 No.4116

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>>4115

You'd go scorched earth on this motherfucker?

Look, what if he gets work, turns things around, and marries another chick? Then she divorces him as well…


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 No.4118

>>4115

I will bet you $50k a month that Afton will get the life insurance money.


 No.4122

>>4118

Life insurance doesn't pay out on suicide. :^)


 No.4124

>>4106

>At this point even a cameo in an ISIS video would help him

just spit my drink all over the keyboard


 No.4133

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>>4116

JUST

FUCK

MY

SPINE

UP


 No.4134

>>4106

Here's something someone could do: design a new website for him. His current one is like ten years old (that's what chamcham said and from the looks of it, it could be that or more).


 No.4138

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>>4106

I've been thinking about this for a while. What can we do for Mr. Fraser? None of us have the money to just give it to him and none of us have the influence to get him more work directly with the exception of /bane/ board owner who is probably one of the Nolan brothers. These are my ideas

♥ Organize some online campaign to get him in a high paying role. #Brendan4avitar2 #bringbackthemommy:electricboggalooedition

♥ Somehow change the law so that he doesn't have to pay as much alimony

♥ Form a cult and Install Brendan as our spiritual leader. Invite him to come live with us in our compound.

assassinate the witch

♥ Use meme magic for one or all of the above plans


 No.4142

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>>4138

The Mummy reboot seems like the best bet to unfuck his shit (so it can get fucked even more).

1) The franchise is what he's best known for.

2) At the same time, a more mature reappearance could reboot his image as an older, grizzled hunk a la Harrison Ford. Ford's never hurting for work and could handle 10 alimony payments. Hell, with his money and star power he could probably lobby for alimony reform on his own.

3) The movie's still in pre-production. The plot, roles, and casting are all still up in the air. Avatar 2 is much more set in stone.

Endless SJW whining has taught us one thing: nothing can alter casts or start/end films quite like internet hype. That's why I propose

Operation #NoBrendanNoMummy

The goal is simple: make The Mummy reboot happen and give Brendan a leading role, or at the very least a big cameo.

The obvious objection will be that it's a remake of the 1932 version, not Brendan's. ==We will meme it into a reboot of Brendan's version.==

We do this through a social media blitz. With the right moves and enough accounts, our small numbers can start a firestorm clamoring for the ChamCham. /just/ might not even have to supply the accounts: every board's got a bunch of fake or sockpuppet accounts that could use a legitimate cause as filler content and who doesn't like Brendan Fraser?

Twitter

Whether it's anons' fake PoCs or Taylor Swift waifus or their actual twitters, only a couple hundred repetitions of the hashtag would get things trending. DMs to @UniStudios, the director @AlexKurtzman, or the writer @jonspaihts would seal the deal.

Tumblr

As that hype train gets rolling, fake Tumblrs can post pics of old school hunky Brendan, say shit like "can you believe they're remaking The Mummy without Brendan Fraser? I want to see him all hunky and grizzled! #NoBrendanNoMummy".

Leaks

This might be even more important. Variety, Hollywood Reporter, Buzzfeed, whoever might pick up on #NoBrendanNoMummy. They'd definitely pick it up if someone acts as an anonymous source and tips them off that "Brendan is being heavily considered". Leaked casting decisions that are almost guaranteed to go viral? They'd be all over it, and the writer/director/studio denying it would only fan the flames.

After all, #NoBrendanNoMummy.

Studios kill for this kind of hype. They pay millions to get this much publicity for a movie before it's even greenlit. Adding Brendan is a price they'd gladly pay.

Note: This new direction would have the added bonus of potentially getting a new writer (Jon Spaihts wrote Prometheus after all…).

Some selling points for other boards if you want to recruit them (beyond covering the account activity tracks of their fake accounts and everyone's love of Brendan):

/pol/: Brendan's white, punished by alimony

/v/: There's never been a good Mummy vidya game, here's a chance to make one happen

/b/: Three words: Mummy rule 34

/gg/: A gratifying, morally positive opportunity to practice the boycotting/shilling techniques of their enemies.

/cow/: They actually have Tumblr accounts, so getting them on board could be worth it. Maybe sell it as making Brendan rise only to see his fall repeated in a few years, which could give lulz.

/tv/: Perhaps our greatest allies. I think they'd be onboard the moment they hear "let's fuck with the movie industry".

/bane/: The big guys are some of the strongest meme wizards around. If they can be convinced, perhaps with master plans to cast Dr. Pavel or Masketta Man in supporting roles, or Bane/CIA cameos, they could bring us the power of Nolan.

I don't have time to contribute beyond this brainstorming, but if someone wants to take it on, go ahead and start a new thread.


 No.4143

>>4142

Correction: @UniversalPics is the studio Twitter to spam. @UniStudios would be for the theme park ride after The Mummy's inevitable blockbuster success.


 No.4144

>>4142

>Three words: Mummy rule 34

That's technically four words.




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