When I wake up,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up all alone.
When I go out,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who cries and stays at home.
When I get drunk,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who needs another loan.
And if I pay 'er,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's given it all to you.
But I would pay 500 dollars
And I would pay 500 more
Just to be the man who pay a thousand bucks
To fall down at your door