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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.4498

Daily reminder that Brendan Fraser pinned my mother down and forcibly inserted his misshapen penis into her rectum.

Daily reminder that he overpowered me(I was 11 at the time) and tied me up int he corner of my mother's bedroom and taped my eyes open.

Daily reminder that Brendan Fraser maintained eye contact with me the entire time, and at the moment of climax he gave me a knowing wink.

Daily reminder that he then dragged me over to my mother's vagina and used my hair to clean up his seed from the monstrous cream pie he gave my mother that was spilling out everywhere.

Daily reminder that as he was walking out of the room he spit onto a picture of my dead father that my mother had hanging up in her room.

Daily reminder that this all took place during the filming of Encino Man.

 No.4499

I forgot to mention that he was inserting his grotesque penis into both her vagina and her anus in a successful attempt at causing her to contract a urinary tract infection.


 No.4500

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And you've got a problem with any of this?


 No.4501

>>4500

No, I wasn't complaining, I was bragging.


 No.4561

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>>4498

lucky bastard




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