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This is great.
Prepare for battle, here we go again with bloodshed. Yet another conflict, upon which our very lives depend. A chosen warrior of faith, strong-willed with a goofy-looking face. Gods lift his curse so that he'll fight for us again. Help lift this burden and shine your light upon our darkened land. We pass no judgement, in some ways you're a very handsome man. Please, ease this torment he endures. Erase the pain that holds him captive to his superficial ways.
There's a hero that fights with the strength of a hundred men, the stuff of legend. His valor unmatched by any mortal man. (Brendan Fraser) Let his voice be carried on the wind, may the oceans sing his song on golden waves. (Praise be to his name) Let the gods look down and bless this land until the end of time. Forever, Brendan Fraser on our side…
Frasergy - noun - A unit of measurement used to calculate the amount of energy within a particular Brendan Fraser performance.
Films such as The Mummy, Airheads and Bedazzled rank very high on this scale; while other, frankly most of his other films, score very low on this scale. While the true power of a unit of Frasergy is still shrouded in mystery, the scientific community agrees that it's potential is practically limitless. Alternative fuel sources, advanced weaponry, genetic engineering… these are just a few of the real-world applications believed to be harnessing Frasergy today. At this present time, only synthetic Frasergy is available for experimentation. The only source for true, organic Frasergy lies within the stem cells of it's creator… Brendan Fraser. Who, at this point, has yet to share his gift with the rest of the world.
Let this be a lesson to all who wish to conquer our fair land. This, our secret weapon: god-like power within a normal man. Don't you see? The curse was nothing more than insecurity. True power, unrivaled… only Fraser holds the key.
There's a hero that fights with the strength of a hundred men, the stuff of legend. His valor unmatched by any mortal man. (Brendan Fraser) Let his voice be carried on the wind, may the oceans sing his song on golden waves. (Praise be to his name) Let the gods look down and bless this land until the end of time. Forever, Brendan Fraser on our side…