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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: da3ed337252eb71⋯.jpg (31.94 KB, 634x423, 634:423, IMG_5285.JPG)

 No.8336

 No.8337

File: 11020f65c5b6c87⋯.jpg (81.43 KB, 634x951, 2:3, IMG_5284.JPG)


 No.8344

>>8337

He doesn't look so good.


 No.8367

File: d4224eb127ff897⋯.jpg (67.91 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, DarkUniverse-Cast-1200x801.jpg)

I like how he just so happens to be part of Tom Cruise's trashy cursed "Dark Universe"


 No.8368

>>8367

>dark universe

More like hello darkness universe.


 No.8372

File: 72042ef752177c9⋯.jpg (7.46 KB, 250x250, 1:1, AAAAAAAA.jpg)

>>8368

wew lad made me almost choke on my drink


 No.8421

File: 82e6f44bbb78eff⋯.gif (486.8 KB, 358x201, 358:201, Johnny dept.gif)

He is now known as Johnny Dept.


 No.8449

>>8372

>AAAAAAAA.jpg

More like AAAAAAAAlimony.jpg


 No.8480

File: 0a02ff3b4108ef9⋯.jpg (115.59 KB, 450x614, 225:307, succubus.jpg)

the succubus is after Elon now, how can we stop her? she'll hold back mankind so she can buy fancy purses.


 No.8515

File: ccfd3454a70bb2a⋯.jpeg (220.95 KB, 718x962, 359:481, nikola tesla.jpeg)

File: c06bcbfea7e1e81⋯.jpg (412.88 KB, 780x1074, 130:179, issac newton.jpg)

>>8480

>Smart enough to possibly advance mankind

>Not smart enough to know not to be with whores

Maybe he's 'meme smart' like the other meme scientists the internet talks about. The true greats devoted their lives for science and never sold themselves to women.


 No.8516

File: ff3d18059600481⋯.jpg (64.62 KB, 832x482, 416:241, musk_timeline.jpg)

File: cf72a1df0004b6c⋯.jpg (22.95 KB, 494x248, 247:124, muskk.jpg)

>>8480

>>8515

>he's 'meme smart' like the other meme scientists the internet talks about

this is the truth. he got lucky with paypal, being in the right place at the right time to create a credit card processing company. but he is a vain man. elon wants to be known as one of the greatest minds ever, like newton and tesla, but he is just a simple money changer.

so what does elon do? he uses the cash he made in the money changing business to create other companies that hire other people to make solar power, electric cars, and rockets (hmmmmm these three areas of research also happen to each get a lot of funding from government grants). he also used his credit card cash to un-brendan his hair and get as much plastic surgery he could.

the problem for musk is that he will never truly be even a real meme scientist since he's not scientifically involved with the development of the technology his meme companies produce. in this sense, he's back to square one, now living as a simple financier and hype man and still not a true scientist.

regardless, elon musk married the same woman twice and if that's not /just/ then i don't know what is.


 No.8529

>>8515

Imagine a world where Newton got /just/ed and had his soul drained out of him. It would have set humanity back greatly.


 No.8531

>>8516

Sounds a lot like that hack Steve Jobs, but Jobs as of now had a greater influence on the world than Musk.


 No.8533

>>8480

JUST let her drain him, I rather stay in this rock that have the musketto man take me to Mars


 No.8561

Dice rollRolled 34, 88, 42, 77, 66 = 307 (5d100)

>>8480

why would ol' musky pick her out of every other possible whore he could have, i don't understand why rich people do this shit all the time


 No.8562

>>8561

heard is bisexual. promise of threesomes. meanwhile she''ll slam tesla doors on her face and take pics in order to JUST him with ransom.


 No.8565

Another one bites the JUST


 No.8573

>>8421

Do you mean Johnny Debt?


 No.8574

>>8573

>b is upside down p

Just fuck my post up fam.


 No.8576

>>8573

>>8421

>Johnny Debt

Top lel




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