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bdedeb No.277750
I see that Skinwalker thread and is anyone else in the mood for a spoopy story thread tonight? Ill start.
>be me
>be 25 year old oilpatchguy
>it's night time, about 7pm in the winter
>on alberta/nwt border
>new guy on crew, have to do the dirty work
>boss man tells me i have to go check a line
>k
>kind of scared but do it anyway, get in my pickup and head out on a side road about 10 or 15km out, decided not to bring phone but brought walkie talkie
>by the way, in canada especialy in the north, it gets dark at about 5:30/6pm
>walk out to take a peeksie
>hear some crunching of snow, there's a shed that's lit by some security lights
>assume it's jacob, the guy we have doing road checks
>He works for carillion btw, they have a road check contract for this area
>go to say hi but too busy doing shit
>finish up and start walking back to truck
>get in and start driving back towards camp, already a bit later that i expected
>head in to eat
>have some greasy-ass take out food we got from the town not too far away
>mmm
>pass out in my trailer, wake up at about 3am
>guts feel like they're being twisted
>get dressed and go to the outhouse nearby, bundle up because i hate the cold
>take a narsty shit
>be in middle of wiping
>hear some crunching outside again
>it's my voice from earlier
>"hiiiii"
>it tries to imitate me
>think back to all /k/ threads
>Fuck
>finish up and start booking it back to my trailer
>get inside, on other sideo f the little clearing we have for houseing, few trailers round me are just empty, i like privacy
>get inside, lock door, slam the windows and lock them
>hear tapping all around my trailer, like hard banging
>trailer starts to rock a bit, banging sounds like palms slapping on the sides of the metal
>this is how i die
>peek out window, see nothing below me, banging moved to other side
>suddenly stops
>somehow get back to sleep for about 30 minutes
>wake up
>act like nothing happened, sign off the next day and never come back
that's the closest ive come to a skinwalker, /k/, how bout you?
d7f86a No.277824
>>277750
>think back to all /k/ threads
>Fuck
Why or can you not didn't you bring a raifu or CC'd? hows the law up that far north in Mapleland?
bdedeb No.277829
>>277824
It's decent I guess, but I doubt they'd really want me carrying a gun around lines like that. My old boss from another camp/crew let me take a 12 gauge up there, and a .303, that camp was the one after I went to this one. This was in about 07 as well, so durkas weren't really that much of a concern here.
96398d No.277925
This shit is spoopy
Are they demons or are they God's forgotten abominations?
bdedeb No.277930
>>277925
Let's hope it's one or the other.
96398d No.277933
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>>277930
Most demons are easily dealt with.
I don't know how to disperse forgotten abominations.
34d024 No.277934
>>277933
>the shit I put up with
308819 No.277935
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>>277933
this needed to be done
308819 No.277936
>>277934
you may have beat me to it but at least i didnt make a thumbnail.
>>277933
what the fuck is up with the red demon's asshole
308819 No.277940
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heres a size for big boys
9d87f9 No.277942
>>277934
>iaintevenmad.jpg
>>277936
>what the fuck is up with the red demon's asshole
It's 2015!?
96398d No.277944
>>277936
I imagine the food in Hell is quite hot.
9329de No.277972
>>277750
I'm trying to remember back to all of my old hunting trips when I was a kid
Probably forgot all the spooky stuff and wrote it off
4687f1 No.277997
ed00c6 No.278759
>Be me, around summer of 2010 or 2011
>Inna boy scout camp
>11PM, chilling with patrol in the hammocks outside our tents in the woods
>All we have is a small battery powered lantern for light
>Chilling, shooting the shit
>Tall trees above and all around, a lot of hills. (Southern Indiana)
>Dark as fuck
>Suddenly get hit by a falling stick
>WTF
>Sit up and look around, see nothing except for shadows cast by the lantern
>Settle down, it was probably just a stick that broke off (earlier that week a 20 foot branch that was around 6 inches around broke off from a tree and fell 3 feet from where I was standing)
>Begin talking with friends again
>Get hit by another stick
>okay something is wrong
>Start feeling spooped but still talking to friends
>Get hit by another stick
>"Okay what the fuck guys, something is throwing sticks at me"
>Friends all make fun of me
>Still can't see anything
>I feel like I'm hearing shit
>Begin thinking of horrible things (chupacabra, bigfoot, this was before /k/)
>Visibility is about 10 yards
>Get hit by another stick
>Begin flipping out, shining flashlight at the woods, flinching at sounds
>I'm turned around in my hammock
>Hear a horrible sound behind me
>Whip around and point flashlight
>See my friend launch a stick into the air at me in a high arc like a fucking mortar
>My face when
afc86e No.281068
Bumping for wendigo stories pls and thanks
490572 No.282731
http://imgur.com/a/NepB0#0
Here you go a full repertoire of spooky shit
b97e37 No.285995
>>277750
Had something like this happen to me a few weeks ago. The difference is I managed to shoot it.
Not sure if it was a good thing, there are a lot of dead animals in the neighborhood now….
c428ce No.286090
>>277750
That sounds more like a Goatman to me. Skinwalkers are the dudes that pretend to be actual people and not just trial and error mimicry.
bb8e40 No.286112
>>277829
>>277750
>ID:bdedeb
That random ID somehow fits the story.
Anyway, how is the law in Alberta specifically, for carrying shotguns vs bears or ghost bears? Iirc I thought if you can prove to the gubment that your job involves a lot of time in bear country or wilderness. You can get one of them Wilderness Protection permits.
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/cfp-pcaf/fs-fd/wild-sauvage-eng.htm
Sheeeit, in the online catalogs there are some non restricted short barrelled shotguns, and mare legs that are classified as rifles, that might fit the bill against bears or ghost bears.
Unless your employers are complete dickheads about you carrying a firearm for wilderness protection. And they would rather you be dead wendigo bait than deal with the paper work or some soccer mom cunt screaming why is that man in the wilderness have a gun?!! . There might be one other alternative. Find a good reputable church priest, have him bless your hammer\hatchet. Make sure you have that consecrated hammer or hatchet on your tool belt at all times, especially when you're alone in the wilderness. But obviously don't use it for common everyday purposes, have a separate tool for that.
e5aad5 No.286126
>Be me, in June of 2012
>Inna cabin
>Camping with friends, have airsoft mauser 98k because noguns
>playing around with the bolt, the bolt works smoothly, but needs some silicon oil
>Few cabins named after the wood they're made of, surrounded by forest, gets real creepy at night
>Nightfall arrives
>Lay in bed, crycling bolt partially without cocking it, with 2 full stripper clips nearby
>Friend above me doesn't have his glasses on, tells me what he sees outside
>Okay
>Friend freezes, I can tell he's terrified
>Immediately fumble with the bolt and slam stripper clip in
>Open window, point rifle at weird humanoid thing
>Seriously what the fuck is it
>Thing turns to face me, immediately slam bolt forward
>Jam
>Shitshitshit
>Clear jam, cock rifle
>Look outside, figure is gone
>Ohshitnigger.png
>Turn around begrudgingly
>See shadow in corner of room
>Shoot the fuck out of it
>Pellet ricochets and hits me in the leg, shadow is gone
I'm still sorta scared, what if it's candlejack and I don't kno
a80c95 No.286134
>>286126
RIP in pieces.
Poor Strelok made the amateur mistake of saying candlejack. Only a fool goes innawoods and says something like th
7f2667 No.286309
>>286134
I really hate this stupid candlejack me
bbc0b6 No.288187
>>286309
I dont understand what the big deal about candlejack is.
see i said it. nothings gonna hap
f68379 No.288884
>Hates the cold
lol, what a faggot.
Seriously though, I can't wait to be on the frontlines when we annex your country and make it good American clay.
Why the fuck do you faggots even live in a country like Canada if something like 80% of your population lives right next to the border?
bdedeb No.290567
>>288884
>American
>talking about the cold
Look, I'm not sure if you were that asshole on the Slav gear thread or whatever it was, but at least we got free health-care, nicer places for hiking/innawoods, no deserts, far less SJWs per-capita, less fat women (like your sister), and make it American clay? Motherfucker, you wouldn't get through the permafrost that forms exactly on the US-Canadian border. People live here because fuck you, that's why.
c428ce No.290585
>>290567
Must be nice where you live.
The free healthcare means jack and shit when you have to wait for truly severe injuries but you need the care right fucking now.
We have Tundra up further north past the swamps, and the plains is very dry and cold. With wind blowing in your face well below 20-30C. These winters last to half-two-thirds of the year. Summer can be unbearably humid with some places having mosquitoes and fly clouds so thick you could die without the right precautions.
All the fatass women and SJWs are concentrated in the cities all over, and the countryside of the most popular and well known provinces for tourism like BC. There is even a special brand of women in the cities, Native women. They speak in such a way that they have a whine to their voice that makes everything they say make them look like the biggest cunts 24/7.
bdedeb No.290632
>>290585
Yeah, I know it gets cold. I lived in NWT for about eight months before, it's not as bad as a lot of people make it out to be. I've been to Toronto and lived in Ottawa for a couple summers as well. Native women I can agree with you on.
96ebeb No.290663
>>288187
Fucking faggots still using this dead meme.
>Lol so funny! I said candlejack and I des
94586a No.290758
>>290585
I've had nothing but good experiences with our hospitals. When I went in with a severe injury I got help immediately.
94586a No.290762
>>288884
If America invades it'll be Vietnam all over again. Y'know, that war where you got fucking destroyed by people who you had the technological advantage over?
f68379 No.291836
>>290762
>>290567
I was joking about the invasion. I'm honestly convinced that most of your provinces would join Pax Americana completely willingly, especially after hearing how Communist your country sounds by the way canucks talk about it.
>Canadian Annexation
>Anywhere close to how Vietnam went.
You don't exactly have the backing of the PRC, or the numbers of the Red Army on your side.
btw, I can criticise your cold temps if I'm bringing up the fact that most Canadians never really experience it, most of them living right next to the southern border and all.
c428ce No.292035
>>291836
It doesn't matter if we live along the southern border the actual border for climate extends past that border.
The Canadians that don't experience the infamous winters are the ones that live in BC, Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island.
The winters in question are not the ones way up north in the arctic, but the ones that happen in the prairies. All the wind combined with how bleak the prairies can look and a whole lot of flat nothing combined with people always underestimating how cold it actually gets (so they always under dress for the first visit) leaves a lasting impression.
f68379 No.292069
>>292035
>underdress
Fuck, you seem to have contracted terminal faggotry. If you're not out there in T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, you're operating wrong
13dffc No.293369
Have you ever experienced or seeen evidence of "human hunting"?
>be me, going innawoods for the weekend
>rocking a flecktarn parka because it's cold and rainy
>have a holstered RIA 1911
>various common campsites around
>decide to make my own
>hike for a few hours
>clear a spot of ground
>lay down bedroll
>string up tarp overhead via a few close trees
>getting dark, make a fire
>even got my guitar out
>RealFuckinSTALKER.jpg
>everything going ok
>suddenly hear a far off scream
>ears perk up
>star to hear yelling
>gun shot rings out
>ohshit.png
>another scream
>yelling continues
>another gun shot
>extinguish fire, put on headlamp
>holster muh fuddy-five
>keep hearing screams and yelling as i do so
>follow the noises
>one more scream, another yell
>it stops
>eventually arrive at what i presumed to be the source
>nobody around, not a soul
>see wrecked campsite
>small spatters of blood here and there
>camp gear strewn everywhere
>NOPE the fuck out of there
>get back to my shit
>pack the fuck up
>hike the fuck back down
>drive the fuck back home
6fb6c2 No.293990
d8f7ab No.294019
13dffc No.294039
>>293990
Yes, Navajos and just about every other Indian tribe did practice witchcraft at some point.
Whether or not you think said witches could actually do half the shit we say they can in greentext stories, well….
a893fe No.294071
>>290567
>far less SJWs per-capita
canada is borderline sweden-tier
f6250a No.294100
>>293990
I wouldn't worry about it.
377626 No.297214
e15db6 No.297845
>>277936
He just ate cheap mexican food and forgot he had to show up to a demon meeting in 30 minutes.
e15db6 No.297848
>>293369
>that torn up gear
Guns don't do that….. Someone had a struggle.
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191048 No.298550
3d0eb4 No.298753
>>293369
Look up Ivarr Bergman's channel. He operates hard in Alaska, and in a few of his videos he shows pictures of ruined campsites he finds. (Tents with flaps open filled with water and nature shit in it) Really spoopy, never knew that many people go missing in Alaska.
ce7151 No.298779
I think this belongs in this thread, so I'm gonna ask for a big solid from one of you guys. Back in like October I wrote out the spooky story of what happened to me when I rode the DC metro system every day.
Someone capped it but being the retard I am, I never saved it. Does anyone have the cap and if so can you post if for me please?
It would really be appreciated.
ce7151 No.298794
>>298793
You are my best friend Canadabro.
c62e75 No.298811
>>298793
I've always wanted to explore underground tunnels and shit, but there aren't many super interesting ones in northern ontario that I know of.
b336cd No.298820
>>298753
Evidence of bears? or skinwalkers?
6f5ed9 No.298837
>>290567
>free health-care
Relly Strelok? Free? Try, paid for with astronomically higher taxes. That isn't free, it just means your government takes you earnings and gives you healthcare, regardless of how shitty it may be.
Free=|=Efficient
>nicer places for hiking/innawoods
The US has a far more diverse collection of environments, so you have large swaths of pine forests…WOW, let me just go to Maine, California, or Washington.
>no deserts
You speak as if this is a good thing
>SJWs per-capita
Baconland IS a SJW in the form of a national entity.
>permafrost
We share an international border, the weather doesn't stop on the magic invisible Canuck line. I've experienced plenty of winters in the negatives, from weather than originated off the Atlantic. So, the "muh soopearor wether skillz" shit is a hoot.
adfdc7 No.298839
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>298811
Hungary is full of ruins and underground facilities from the XIXth and XXth century. But they don't seem to be supernaturally spooky, just Stalker-tier. Embed related.
That channel is obviously specialized in urban exploration, and they have a lot of content.
191048 No.299130
>>298779
That was the thread with the spider creature, right?
Fuck, I remember it almost perfectly but I dont think I saved the cap either.
12acc0 No.300164
>>298779
>Sees the author of DC metro story sad because he has no cap
>>298793
>Sees my screencap
>>298794
>sees author happy with my screencap
50b414 No.300260
>>290567
>no deserts
Do you really think "desert" obligatorily means it doesn't contain snow?
46a3e1 No.300268
>>300260
>naming a desert after your queen
Jesus Christ, Britannia!
f3b67c No.300278
4753f4 No.302311
Are there skin Walker type things in Australia?
98dd74 No.302318
>>290567
>Dude weed lmao country trying shit talk other countries
pls
c856bc No.302508
>>302311
Maybe, though I don't think you'd really notice the skinwalkers more than the myriad of other shit on your continent that wants to kill you.
4753f4 No.302845
>>302508
I ask because i back onto a national park and one night i was turning off the bore water pump near the back fence and looked over and there was a really tall, like 7.5 or 8 foot and thin person thing that i caught a glimpse of but it ran off into the dark and i didnt get a very good look. I never thought much of it, but this thread reminded me of it
74b60d No.302887
>>286090
Goatman spooks me more than skinwalkers.
Pigman too. (Pic related, but not /k/ related.)
74b60d No.302890
>>302311
Fuck skinwalkers man.
We've got abbos.
Nothing's worse than returning to camp and finding it torn up because 'YOU ON MY LAND WHITE FULLAH'.
74b60d No.302947
May as well share a Goatman greentext that I once read while I'm here.
I didn't cap so this is from memory:
>Innawoods
>3 /k/ommandos with long rifles
>Hike for a while
>Find a nice patch of flat ground
>Set up camp and some shooting targets
>Chat up and take potshots
>Hike some more
>Nightfall
>Asleep in tents
>Wake up to sound of gunshots
>Awful smell like blood or wet iron
>Gunshot noises persist and gradually get louder
>Smell grows worse
>Watching into darkness for muzzle flash
>Nothing, just noises
>/k/ommandos go operator mode and shoulder their rifles, pointing in the direction of the sound
>Sound doesn't get louder or quieter, just persists at the same volume
>One calls out
>"IDENTIFY YOURSELF"
>Silence
>…
>Suddenly hear noise of bolt being cycled behind them
>Turn around
>Humanoid figure standing just outside of the campfire's light
>"FUCKING FIRE"
>All 3 unload on it
>Ungodly screeching
>It gets on all fours and scuttles away into the woods while still screeching
>Screeching stops after about 15 minutes
>Decide to pack it up and nope the fuck out of there
>Hike back to where they parked their truck
>Mount up, headlights on
>It's in the treeline
>It visibly has the head of a goat mounted on the body of a middle-aged man
>Opens its mouth
>"FAAHKEEG FIIIIIAAARRR"
>Makes sound of rapid gunfire
>Floor it out of there
>Never go back
12acc0 No.302959
>>302845
Yes there are, wasn't the "I wouldn't worry about it, anon" story from Austrailia?
3544ac No.303077
>>300164
You say that after doing some research there are apparently urban legends of something in the tunnels. Any idea how to look for other possible accounts of that thing? I can't even think of a short description of that thing.
6fe499 No.303102
>>302959
There was a pretty awesome list of Australia stories from a guy calling himself "blue" back on half /x/. Wish I still had the screen caps but my computer fried and had to build a new one.
acd7a6 No.303133
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>302887
It's a pig man!!!
1b1a21 No.303158
>>294039
>Navajos
>implying these are the skinwalkers anyone gives a fuck about
>implying anyone is using the word fleshgait instead
I wouldn't worry about it
9067ab No.303273
>>290663
This is so fucking stupid, why do you guys keep forcing this reta
74b60d No.303274
>>303273
You did it wrong.
You're supposed to say Candlejack you fucking mor
c309bf No.303291
>>303274
If I write it vertically, will I die?
74b60d No.303314
>>303291
You don't die, he kidnaps you.
8f1379 No.303353
>>303291
It would be extremely painful…
d7f86a No.303736
>>303158
literally no one on /k/ uses the term fleshgait, fuck off with that gay shit
fae635 No.303742
>>303736
Except /k/ came up with it, you newfag. Skinwalkers and fleshgaits are two very distinct entities from different cultures.
74b60d No.303757
>>303742
>/k/ came up with it
I thought it was /x/.
>>303736
Well, Skinwalker is incorrect.
Fleshgait is just a name used for what people usually refer to as skinwalkers incorrectly.
Even the name- 'Flesh Gait' is a synonym for 'Skin Walk'.
74de28 No.303834
i almost wish i had more to tell, but this is the closest thing to a fleshwalker, skingait, whatever the shit i've been that i can remember
>be 10-ish
>have a sweet-ass hammock strung up in the backyard
>summer time, so i would go out and just chill in it pretty frequently
>been watching a lot of bigfoot shows and documentaries recently this was back before i got sucked into the internet
>be chilling innahammock, it's starting to get dark but i don't give much of a shit
>safeinmyownbackyard.dumbass
>clever little fuck i was, i thought i'd bang on one of the trees to try and communicate with a bigfoot
>pick up a thick stick and smack a tree a few times
>didn't actually think it would work, just fuckin around like kids do
>three knocks come from the woods just about 50 feet from the hammock
>freeze like it's fucking winter
>WHATTHESHITSTALKER
>staring in the direction of the knocks, trying to see anything that might be there
>knock again, this time with a specific pattern
>knocks come back again, but with a different, more complicated pattern
>GETOUTOFHERESTALKER
>sprint the fuck back to the house and stay quiet for the rest of the night
>knew my parents would just think i was pretending or get on my ass for trying scare my little brother
to this day, i don't go out without some kind of weapon, even then i don't feel safe. /k/ has taught me to fear the woods and ruins. don't shy away from them, but be as careful as you can.
i honestly wish i had more stories, hope to have some real spoopy shit happen once i leave home and have opportunities to go innawoods.
dd9b9d No.304128
>>303834
>i honestly wish i had more stories, hope to have some real spoopy shit happen once i leave home and have opportunities to go innawoods
You would regret that strelok
Story tiem from south of the border
>be innasierra (montain range)
>be in rural town 16
>visit every summer to help elders like my grampa and uncles with farm shit
>wake up to uncle cursing
>see chickens and sheep all fucking mutilated
>savingprivateryan.bluray
>uncle calls cousins
>hands us old rifles and machetes
>Julio gets .3030 from mexican revolution
>lucky shit
>i get .22
>victor gets single barrel shotty
>santiago got what looked like a mauser
>uncle gets a mosseberg
>tfw uncle thinks Im a pussy
>i think its coyote
>everyone is silent and has a dread look
>go innawoods cross a river
>shrubshit turns to pine trees
>stop hearing animals like birds and shit
>just the creek
>no one said anything through out the trip
>me and other cousin still thinking it was a wolve or someshit
>smell the worst smell ever, like a dead animal and metal
>uncle still not saying a word just motions for me and cousin I was walking with to stay in this area
> "porque tio?"
>shhhh
>told that if they take too long to go to the tavern and tell the owner that its happening again
>be butt hurt cuz julio has all the fun
>dont pay attention that hes not wearing his smug smile as usual
>every one else leaves except me and victor
>decide to play 21 as time goes by
> loose most of my pesos
>call him "bastardo" jokingly
>hear my voice say "bastardo"
>victor gets but hurt thinking i said it again
>before he opens his mouth I hear my uncle say shhhhhh
>we both turn towards the voice
>see the most unclean fucker ever
>he just stares, along with that un godly snell
>im about to open mouth to speak when vic flags creepy dude
>then i remember all those /k/ threads
>fml.exe
>raise .22 and tell him to fuck off
>fag stays there
>me and vic look at each other to hear the loadest scream ever
>vic shoots to hit center mass
>runniggerrun
>we both run
>find a clearing and a shack
> go inside the shack with no windows and close door
>smells bad, not blood and copper but just decay
>turn on light
>see blood trail leading out the door
>bullet casings
> a kalishnikov on the floor
>as if some one just dropped it
>too scarred to even care about it and hear a thump at door
>vic shakingly reloads his shotty
>I flip saftey off
>scared
>shack starts shaking
>fug
>plywood door starts geting bannged on
>vic picks up kalishnikov and mag dumps at door
>screaming
>vic slings shotty
>un sheaths machete
>i reload
>vic yells banzai (nigs a weeb)
>I yell glorious URA!
>we both run towards percived threat
>see more creepy dudes at treeline
>avemaria
>vic first to run
>Im going to fucking die
>yell out to vic to tell my curfent gf i love her
>decide to run turn around take a shot and repeat
>made it to road
>spoops still following me
>take more shots
>run more
>run all the way to edge if town
>run into vic and the others
>see a makeshift militia of townsfolk
>assorted small arms and mixed camo
>i dont want to go back I tell my uncle
>uncle looks and nod
>anon, we thought you two where dead
>we are not going its darkening
>get assigned gaurd duty ontop of many of the barns
>get handed a pack of .22 in a shopping bag and some watter for the night
> hear occasional gun fire throughout the night mostly from the ranch closest to the woods
>realize why the cartel dont come and fuck with us
>dont speak of it again about it and my uncle resolved to bring the animals in a safer area
I still go there every odd summer but its not the same when he passed.
c05a3b No.304247
>>304128
Awesome that you saved my picture, bro. I didn't think my stupid doodles warranted that.
bead7d No.304268
>>304128
Requesting a screencap.
c428ce No.304489
>>304128
So wait, those creepy dudes were cartel guys butchering your cattle?
266561 No.304508
>>304489
A few months back the cartel tried to set up a few farms in the mountain, that was the rumor, but they all left but in less numbers with out saying a word with spooked up faces. My guess is that flesh baits fucked their shit up
6ab89c No.304625
>>303736
Anon, you're agreeing with me, that's why i made the point that no one uses the term. If you really want to help, ms paint that shit to correct it
81aa2c No.304741
>>303834
I had a similar story involving me and my father also doing the wood-knock thing.
>be 2 summers ago
>Me and dad recently took up howling like those faggots do on the bigfoot shows
>Usually only get coyotes to respond
>One night walk out about 600 yards into woods and try a wood knock
>Within a minute get a wood knock in response about 400 yards away
>fug.jpg
>Dad and I both look at each other and confirm we heard what we did
>2 minutes go by since the first knock we heard, we hear another knock further to the left, but sounds like it's going further into the woods.
>There's no way one thing could close the distance between the two knocking sites without being in a dead sprint.
>Walk back home while watching our backs.
Does anyone know of an animal that could make that noise in the dead of night? Didn't sound like a woodpecker, very clear and distinct individual smacks. Currently residing in TN if that helps
c428ce No.304836
>>304741
>recently took up howling like those faggots do on the bigfoot shows
Well that explains that then, you attracted a spook. The best case is someone is fucking with you but what kind of man goes out at night and stalks people howling in the night to knock on wood just to fuck with em'.
You should remember where you went and look for footprints.
f06aa3 No.304840
>>304268
Just curious, Do people really not know how to screencap?
ce7151 No.305969
>>303077
When I said urban legends I meant like really underground (lol pun) stuff, that I only really found when I talked to people that lived in DC all their lives. I meant to write an addendum to the story at some point saying talking about how if I mentioned anything to do with the thing or tried to casually ask about legends of something in the tunnel to metro employees, especially the train operators, they would get kind of nervous and tell me not to worry about it. Not like shrug it off and laugh, but like try and coax me away from the subject.
Is the government involved? Are they hiding this thing and that's why I can't find any stories about it online?
a4e395 No.306017
>>305969
>"…the train operators, they would get kind of nervous and tell me not to worry about it."
>"…not to worry about it."
ceb7a6 No.306057
>>302947
This one makes me poo my pants a bit.
718de5 No.306152
>>302311
Some fags on /x/ think so
718de5 No.306154
>>306152
Guess that was /k/, my bad.
718de5 No.306162
I am to lazy to type this up every time so I capped it.
c7c6f8 No.306206
>>298793
I really want someone to go explore that tunnel. Fucking make some OC, Americabros.
18cc96 No.306877
>>306206
Writer of the story here; fuck that, if you want it so bad you do it, I'm not going down there.
The thing probably has my scent.
fdba46 No.307484
>>278759
>indiana
Bear creek?
Ransburg?
Belzer AKA Nigger land
somewhere else?
763a48 No.307532
>>303077
>>305969
Go to 1chan and ask the foamers. They might know something.
bead7d No.307535
>>304840
I do but others do it better.
b9d67d No.307538
>>277750
Hey I've been waiting for one of these bad boys to show up so I could tell this story to a board that isn't dead.
>Central Oklahoma
>2009-ish
>In High school and me and my group of friends just got our licenses over the last year
>Don't have work today so we decide to just go drive around in the boonies
>We were all 4chan faggots and we all browsed /k/ and /x/ back when they weren't so shitty.
>We like hanging out in the woods and urban exploration and shit, we would go and find old sugar and grain mills, storm drains, barns, rail yards and explore them.
>Somewhere south of Pink, Ok for anyone familiar with Ok
>out lookin for shit to get in trouble in
>find an old decrepit lookin shotgun house that looks like it was from the dust bowl era.
>pull into the tree line
>We all hop out except for driver fatass Mc-Hyperglysemic and his friend
>Me and two friends, between us we got two lighters, two pocket knives, two flashlights, and a Ka-Bar because lol 16 and 17
>Jeans and boots make good for trampling the 4 foot tall grass surrounding the house
>about 100 feet of tall grass between the house and the treeline.
>Get within 20 feet of house finally and the grass is short enough here so we can walk and maneuver freely
>Rusted out bed of a 40's Ford truck near the remnants of the front door with a big slab of cracked concrete leading up to the door.
>kick the door a little bit and it opens easily
>Friend 1 is the first inside followed by me and friend 2
>Turn on flashlights and friend 1 uses his zippo for light because he likes the movie die hard
>old news paper and trash litter the floor with an old rain damaged sofa against the wall. The Hard wood floors are splintering and stained and in the middle of the next room the floor caved in and that leads to the crawl space under the house.
>House is pretty much straight through so aside from the one bedroom we could see straight to the door that led to the mud room at the back of the house.
>The layout goes 1. Front Door/Living Room 2. Middle Room/Bedroom door adjacent to the Kitchen doorway. 3. Kitchen
4. Mud room seperated from the kitchen by a plywood door.
>Navigate around the hole and into the kitchen which is strewn with trash.
>The smell that we thought was all of the trash at first becomes way more foul.
>pry open the door to the mud room
>holy shit
>a knee deep pile of dead and decaying dogs
>big, small, furry, bald, skeletons, decaying corpses.
>Also an entire colony (or whatever) of horse flies
>friend 1 pukes on the spot
>Slam the door closed so the flies don't get to us.
>friend 2 starts going on asking "What the fuck was that?" repeatedly
>look around the kitchen at the trash, Great Value milk jug on the counter half full of rotted milk
>Expiration date is about two weeks ago
>Yeah, No we're leaving. Now.
>Book it out of there, the terrible smell of death that's been festering in the 100% humidity and 105 degree weather of Oklahoma, still fresh in our noses.
>friend 1 is actively sobbing while running
>friend 2 ran track and books it past us
>friend 1 and I climb in the bed of fat-asses truck
>we're silent in the bed for the entire ride out of there. Friend 2 is yapping his head off in the cab at fatass&company.
>Can still remember the smell to this day
I honestly think I'll head back out there with some actual firepower as soon as I can convince my friends to go back out there as well.
984d64 No.310324
>>307538
That's…fucking creepy.
eaca1e No.310342
>>277944
kek'd and check'd
f5ca18 No.310653
>>290762
>that war where you got fucking destroyed by people who you had the technological advantage over
I like how you parrot this when the NVA and Vietcong were very well armed and well trained.
3225a4 No.310666
>>310653
>very well armed
They had Norinco slavshit rifles and that's about it. No use for vehicles, other munitions, building resources… and their training amounted to how to dig foxholes and make traps, along with formation ambushes and skirmish fighting, so they were no better than the Japanese in the Pacific during WWII. Their main advantages were all geographical.
03961d No.310680
>>310324
Now that's what I call Spooky.
>"it's outside, it came and it's outside"
984d64 No.311061
>>310680
Isn't it though?
Anybody have a screencap of that story about the guy that found the deer with its throat torn out? He went out to get the property torn out, and they came back to find it had been drug over a mile, but there were no drag marks or prints in the snow?
I offer up Bill and Fred's excellent adventure in exchange.
984d64 No.311592
>>311450
That's the one. I offer you "Grandpa's Ossuary" in exchange!
054b4a No.311682
Designated innawoods thread? I'll drop this here then. Found some abandoned shit out by a lake, sadly no spooks in the woods that day.
Seems like hippies occupied this building at one point.
074798 No.311759
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.
6c5fab No.311766
>>311682
looks like a good spot for tacticool operator training.
6c5fab No.311767
>>311759
doesn't really fit the thread, though i agree
054b4a No.311891
>>311766
There are other areas which have far more buildings in even more remote areas. I'd use those for "operator" training, although gunfire does attract the undesirables out innabush as well as bears.
Sometimes I wonder why people built shit in the middle of nowhere, like most of it makes no fucking sense, they aren't hunting/trapping shacks, just tin and plywood buildings you'd see in fallout.
3dea72 No.317587
>>304128
God damn it I know exactly where you're talking about. Fuck
467a1c No.318179
Does anyone actually believe this shit?
>>298793
>>302947
>>304128
>>310324
>>311061
Most of these stories violate everything we know from biology/physics. Any "living" thing needs to be alive, and by that, I mean it needs to have the ability to replace/repair by cell division. To elaborate: if you could somehow animate a human body, or something that looks like one, without the need for oxygenated blood, functioning neurons, and muscle, it would immediately be in a state of decay, meaning it would literally be worn down by gravity/friction/natural erosion given enough time; of course, you couldn't animate a human body without natural biological methods, animatronics, or MAGICU. You can't have fine motor control of any creature unless it has, at least, hundreds of points of input/output (neurons/brain stem) or JUST MAGICU. Do these imaginary creatures have a brain? Because, the way most of these stories are told, you could unload an entire clip into their brain and they'd be "alive", meaning these stories require consciousness without matter, meaning creatures of godlike status have decided to fuck with a select number of neckbeard autist just because memes.
I especially like stories that require impossible acceleration/teleportation, they violate Newton's first and third laws, inertia and equal/opposite reaction respectively; these creatures can somehow move without pushing themselves off the ground, or be moved much further than a small push could warrant, and they have no inertia, because you'd expect a creature that covers whatever ridiculous distance in a blink of an eye to keep moving at a high velocity, Sanic fast.
I get that this is mostly for "good fun" and not genuinely believed in, but it seems a more than a little self-masturbatory, cringey, and retarded. /x/ is cancer and, given their standard of evidence, I really hope they never get jury duty.
70a782 No.318208
>>318179
Is this a pasta?
Or did you just pull that out of your ass?
I hope it's just a pasta, because if not you're exactly like that one kid who sat with his arms crossed and spouted "NUH UH THAT DON'T REAL" while others told ghost stories.
70a782 No.318213
467a1c No.318215
>>318213
I don't know, I didn't think you'd admit it
34d024 No.318218
>>318179
forgot your VPN, "kraut"
70a782 No.318219
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>>318215
>not being prepared for any outcome when shitposting
You need to practice more.
4099d8 No.318374
>>318179
>Does anyone actually believe this shit?
I can't tell whether people in these threads just like spooky ghost stories or are actually retarded enough to believe clearly made up bullshit.
408ce0 No.319747
>>310324
>calling the cops on your family
that anon should've let the thing fuck his shit up
18cc96 No.320226
>>318179
It's called "fun." I know that on imageboards it's sacrilege, but sometimes we just want to have fun. Please return to /tech/ or /pol/ whatever no fun allowed board you came from.
a80c95 No.320233
0746a1 No.320235
7685ab No.320252
>>303158
This shit is so gay. If you admit nobody gives a fuck about MUH TRUE OG SKINWALKERS anyway then why the fuck call whatever /k/'s always making up stories about 'fleshgaits' instead of skinwalkers?
2b5614 No.320315
>>320252
Because realizing nobody gives a shit clearly means you have to be assblasted about it.
074d1b No.320362
Did you try this game?
I did and globally:
>8 Normies that you can save or let them die.
>A /k/ommrad in "the stranger with a flamethrower burning dead-flesh-eater-red-niggers"
>A mountain full of wendigo that can be actually kind of spooky if you play in the shadows
And guess what? The game actually don't suck gay dick. Even if you're basically controlling 8 different form of cancer from our society and you just wish they all die in the quickest way.
b70846 No.320364
>>306162
Just saw this on halfchan /k/ last night.
Sound familiar?
72a4e7 No.320365
>Doing an engine swap outside my house
>Large woods out back
>Trying to get it done in one day so I'm working well into the night
>Big ass flood light mounted on my house illuminating my work area
>Edge of the woods is dead black, day vision from the flood light makes it even harder to see the woods
>Twig snap
>Look up, nothing
>Later I'm in finishing up my swap, plugging all the wires back in
>Inside the car
>Movement catches my eye
>Can clearly make out glowing yellow eyes being reflected off the rear view mirror
>Turn around
>The eyes are actually there holy shit
>Eyes are too high to be a four legged creature
>Too large to be a bear
>Nope the fuck inside grab my AK and lock all the doors
>Guard mode for the next hour until I fall asleep
I never even finished the swap, had work the next morning and have been slammed ever since.
b70846 No.320367
>>298779
>>298793
This is a neat story. I used to ride the Orange line to school and back as a kid, too, from New Carrollton to Dupont Circle, where I'd catch the D4 bus to Reservoir Road. Brought back memories.
The thing that makes your story hard to believe is that when you sit in the front of the train and look forward you're looking into the engineer's booth: which has a big tinted window on your side of the passenger compartment. Looking through that, into the booth, and then through the windshield on the other side is almost impossible in the tunnels. The window tint is too dark to see anything.
But seriously. Cool story DC bro.
b70846 No.320372
>>310324
Heh. I used to live in Harper's Ferry and had a friend from Shannondale. Can confirm it's all ramshackle huts and inbred hillbillies.
I traveled all over WV during my college years and lived in a lot of different parts. WV really doesn't fit the stereotypes: there are backwoods people, but most are great folks. Lots of artists, musicians, educated people, and just savvy rednecks with sharp senses of humor who don't take themselves seriously.
But Shannondale really was the goddamn inbred pits. Every stereotype is true up on "the mountain".
8335cf No.320416
>>320367
Dude really? Before all the shit went down on the metro, in middle school, I used to take the D6 from resovoir road to DuPont and then take that to metro center then orange line home.
Small world I guess.
8d5b7b No.320439
>>288884
>invade
>implying cucknadians won't try and join when God Emperor ascends
b70846 No.320460
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>>320416
Which of these animals was your school's mascot?
4099d8 No.320467
>>320364
Pic linked in second post.
b70846 No.320470
ce7151 No.320471
>>320460
Lol none. I went to middle school at a tiny catholic school on MacArthur Blvd. It sucked ass.
DC sucks ass
b70846 No.320479
>>320471
I know exactly which school you went to. I went to Lab, up the road a few dozen blocks.
Those plaid skirts man… best part of that bus ride for me.
ce7151 No.320521
>>320479
Dude not a few blocks. Across the street from lab is where I went, at Our Lady of Victory. This is weird dude.
mah nigga
b70846 No.320536
>>320521
Well it's been 20 years since I went to Lab obviously I'm the oldestfag so my memory isn't perfect.
Lab has so much fucking money. The expansions and building projects they're done since I went there are crazy. They're constantly sending me fundraising propaganda, and they ask for donations in the $1000-$500000 range. And that's fucked because more than half of the students that go there are actually having their tuition paid by the state out of their special ED budgets.
I remember doing donuts in your parking lot because it was bigger than ours.
One of the kids I went to Lab with was a fantastically rich Saudi prince. He hobnobs in the DC diplomatic circles now. I'm guessing a lot of the money they've raised in the past ten years came from him.
Also, interesting bit of trivia: in the 40s and 50s the Lab School was a home for unwed mothers. Disgraced daughters of wealthy DC families would be locked up in there for nine months so no one would see them pregnant out of wedlock. Then their larvae would be put up for adoption.
You take the orange line? Do you live in PG?
Also. Speaking of DC. The weapons laws in the city are designed to make white people into dindu victims. DC being the vibrant hellhole that it is, I have no idea how all the white people can be so liberal. I'll bet people there are signalling against Trump so hard that if you say you support him they'll treat you like a self-professed nazi.
74de28 No.320598
>>320365
>Guard mode for the next hour until I fall asleep
props to fuckin you strelok
i would've been guard mode all night, straight until morning whether i had work or not
617c8b No.323088
>>303274
Hold on a minute how are people getting nabbed by Candlejack then posting? That ma
5aff68 No.323577
>>323088
If I mention Candlejack will I get dubs t
c49484 No.323661
You know I actually did a bit of research on 2 stories posted here AND they turned out to be fucking true.
Had my ball tied in a knot lol.
1st one is about an Anon who goes inna woods in Czech or some place and meets this other guy, his friends get possessed and they are opposed to gold dust / white ash. Only drink water / eat meat.
2nd is about a Gunny, dude goes inna hills to hunt a skin walker - some lady goes missing - Gunny confirms one lady is already dead - AND the best part is - Gunny confirmed it BEFORE that lady was found - the official verdict was - 'some animal did it'.
I get spooked the fuck out everytime.
I post on (8/2)Chan and am sort of sure my posts are there in the archives.
210429 No.323665
>>277750
>be last year
>be in no guns shithole
>be camping with m8s
>we all high and drunk as fuck
>we start getting tierd and we hit the sack
>be in tent with a m8 and my kershaw
>have balls of steel buff because of kershaw
>we all fall asleep
>i wake up to something hitting our tent in front of me and its early day light
>i absolutely punch the shit out of what ever was on the other side through the tent sleep inertia plus the kershaw buff= man mode
>whatever it was stops
>wake up
>sterlok omg did you see that thing hitting our tent?
> na i just belted it. probs just some local wildlife
>yea it was about kangaroo size sterlok
>lucky it wasn't an emu ahahahaha.
>i will never know what i belted that fine day……….
c428ce No.323698
>>323661
The archive hasn't been back up in over several months now, your posts are as good as gone Anon.
200908 No.324034
>>323577
>>323088
Even though this Candlejack meme is pretty old and stale, I got to admit that's pretty impressi
55e6fb No.324112
>>306017
>operator knows how to remove spoop
c7c6f8 No.324544
>>306877
stop being a pansy, tape a recorder to your head and at least ride the train again, faglord. it's been 1 month already, that thing has forgotten you and so have I almost
b8d916 No.324572
34d024 No.324594
>>324544
gopro would be better
cb3dd6 No.324628
cb3dd6 No.324639
>>324628
Fuck, on that note, has anybody experienced midwest spoops?
245684 No.324907
I'll probably be exploring some old-ass buildings this upcoming week.
I'll post if I find anything wierd irl or on my camera.
ceb7a6 No.324991
>go to a meetup with some /k/ommandos
>it's all fun and great with me telling stories and jokes around the campfire
>think back to all those /k/ threads
>I decide to pull a fun prank on them
>say that I need to take a piss
>pretend to go missing for 40 minutes
>hear my friends searching for me
>copy their voices as best I can while doing a talking cat impression
>they freak the fuck out
>lol
>finally show up and pretend like nothing's wrong
>completely change my attitude
>quiet, don't speak unless spoken to
>repeat the same phrases like a robot
>give them ominous looks when they show signs of suspecting me
>can actually physically feel them shitting their pants
>struggle to contain laughter
>they fucking shoot me in the back and leave me to bleed out
>they all state publicly that a bear ate me and left nothing behind
>meanwhile they post on /k/ like
>we appear to have killed the skinwalker who killed our friend and was wearing his skin
>wow Strelok you really did it
>you really killed a skinwalker
>mfw
0190e7 No.325014
Only remotely interesting story I have is from like 10 years ago
>be 12 or 13
>live in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere
>dicking around with 2 friends near edge of town, on foot, only slightly after sunset
>walk near old church on the hill
>a fuckhuge bird takes off from behind the church
>I stare at it while it flies towards the mountain range
>my friends didn't even notice and ask me what I'm staring at
>they look at the bird, and since it's already pretty far, don't find anything strange about it
Fucking nobody has ever believed me.
>>324991
then who was phone?
921ada No.325055
>>325014
Don't you have condors in burrito land?
Condors are fuckhuge.
Or maybe I'm thinking of another bird.
27712a No.325096
>>325014
>>325055
Nah I've seen some really huge fucking birds in Henderson NV.
27712a No.325098
>>320315
What is that Machine?
0d9a7b No.325101
55e6fb No.325113
Just letting my mind flow here, what would happen if a skinwalker got murdered? As in, they're posing as someone and became victim to a murder attempt?
Would they just die, or would they use their spooky powers to bullshit their way out?
65978b No.325126
>>294100
Skinwalker pls go
5835f9 No.325129
>>325113
There was a pasta about some skinwalker that worked its way into a group of junkies and shriveled up and died after it ate some heroin or some shit.
That's the only story I know of where one dies.
All of the others I've seen are the typical "friend disappears/goes missing for a short period then thing makes spooky voices in attempt to imitate friend" formula.
ceb7a6 No.325176
>>325113
All signs point to them being immune to conventional weapons. Whenever they get shot, they just screech like you just tapped 'em in the balls and now they're really pissed off.
4413ed No.325178
>>325129
I think the one you're referring too is where the guy and his friends kept trying to get it to smoke some weed and it ended up going blue and having its eyes bulge out or something
779330 No.325181
>>318179
Is not imposible. If you are into biology you should know that every year scientist find new species. I mean, we have really terrifying animals that are real. Animals like sharks, komodo dragons, tigers, monekys etc…
Just Imagine if you were an European explorer that went to Africa for the first time. How would you react when you saw a rhinoceros or an aligator for the first time? Or a monkey?
9d0ddc No.325185
>>325178
No, I know the one our /k/omrade is talking about, a skinwalker ends up injecting too many heroins and dies all over the place. Although as I recall, the story mentions that the "camp" was fucked up, but it implies that said skinwalker was dead, and there wasn't a body.
9d0ddc No.325186
>>325176
But in defense of the /k/omandos that shot the skinwalkers, they did, apparently, live to tell the tale. So shooting them in the head or center mass, apparently, buys you time to escape.
ceb7a6 No.325325
>>325186
That's true, although you might also try throwing rocks, signal flares or fireworks if you have them on hand. See what effect they have.
But if you were to, hypothetically, go hunting for one. You would probably want something like pic related, so you can poison it.
377626 No.325381
>>325325
mfw so sterlock is found dead in the would strapped up like jack sparrow with 4 dart pistols with heroin filled darts and he died from acciedentally poking himself with a dart and ODing
0190e7 No.325386
>>325055
It was not shaped like a vulture, the head was much bigger, like an owl of sorts.
444b39 No.327210
Hey guys im the Marine from the /b/ thread.. what happend lmao
3ebb93 No.327289
>Relly Strelok? Free? Try, paid for with astronomically higher taxes. That isn't free, it just means your government takes you earnings and gives you healthcare, regardless of how shitty it may be.
>>298837
Thank god we Canadians aren't living in Switzerland, them getting free health care and university for double and nearly triple the tax rate compared to ours.
05e836 No.328058
>>307538
Oklahomo here, give coordinates, I'll bring friends
23aea3 No.329929
>>286134
Candlejack posting stopped being funny back in 20
23aea3 No.329937
>>325176
Are you implying there are problems enough bullet can't fix?
d0e58d No.330086
>>329929
Come on, you faggots.
Look, I'll type Candlejack and nothing will happen.
d0e58d No.330087
>>330086
See? It's fucking noth
ba0ded No.330095
>>330087
i fucking hate this stupid candlejack me
f3c562 No.330111
>>318179
Someone has finally said what needed to be said about these carcinogenic spoops threads.
>>323088
Shitty Candlejack maymays belong in the trash.
>>329937
Have you seen these shitty stories ever have the balls to claim they killed one besides that one that supposedly OD'd on Heroine?
It's always, not sometimes ALWAYS.
>We got spooped stayed a while got spooped again and ran away.
Or for "VARIETY!!"
>We got spooped stayed a while got spooped again shot thing it squealed like a stuck pig and THEN we ran away.
The only variations I've ever seen is how many times they gotta get scared and/or shoot thing before they finally run away.
78120c No.330189
>>303834
Bigfoot was just looking for a jam session partner bro. Don't be such a pussy.
319574 No.330376
>>328058
Fuck somewhere out in the boonies around south eastish of pink. Its been a couple of years but I think the house is still out there. I'd have to go drive around out there for a while to find it again.
c33834 No.336588
>>307538
Now that's some spooky shit.
8f6e9d No.336598
>>330111
Bump for more spoopy stories.
Also bump of spite, because fuck you no fun faggot.
5c9647 No.336687
>>320467
the creation of the Wendigo?