cae032 No.321238
/k/ has just been assigned to create an army.
What does the army's uniform look like?
What weapon does the army use?
How are logistics handled?
What is the chain of command like?
What support equipment (air force, artillery, etc) does the army use?
What is the army's mission?
2a8b1e No.321241
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Our mission
To spread the the wisdom of the /k/ube and show the world the joys of weapons.
2d33c2 No.321296
>>321246
>modern military running around with a Moist Nugget and Colt 1911
>using a FAL and not video related
86e041 No.321307
>>321296
>complains about lack of realism
>then advocates for a fun but completely unrealistic weapon
Also, I made that webm, and it's the HK51-B, not the HK51. The B designates that it's a belt-fed hackjob, not a mag-fed hackjob.
2d33c2 No.321310
>>321307
I just did link save as, so it's whoevers fault who renamed it.
My first point was for real
my second was obvious shitposting.
799f2c No.321311
>>321296
yessir when I'm looking for a combat rifle I want it like freebasing tabasco sauce whenever I shoot. also chop the barrel in half so the bullets are doing aerobatics when they get to 100m and slap on a muzzle brake to make everyone around me nauseous and deaf.
I wonder if that sprays enough unburnt powder to make you a fire hazard after sustained use.
86e041 No.321312
>>321310
Well you shouldn't have combined the two so heavily.
2d33c2 No.321321
>>321311
Nigger that sounds just like the type of weapon /k/ would use.
d88059 No.321325
>>321238
Uniform: babyshit short shorts
Weapon: billiard balls and neck knives
Logistics: lmao what the fug
Chain of command: I'm big boss
Support equipment: tactical nukes
Mission: memes
87bed6 No.324584
>>321246
>second image
rhodesians never die
0bfef1 No.324587
>>321325
>Weapon: billiard balls
What is this meme?
7cbd9b No.324589
>>324587
a forced one related to retarded Canadians regular Canadians
35ca1a No.324624
>What does the army's uniform look like?
Whatever people decided to wear that day
>What weapon does the army use?
Whatever the fuck people brought or looted off others
>How are logistics handled?
Logistics? Logistics went out the window and dropped several stories with the above questions
>What is the chain of command like?
Wait someone is in charge of this randomly equipped mob?
>What support equipment (air force, artillery, etc) does the army use?
Crude shit we've made from various infographs that may or may not kill us dead
>What is the army's mission?
Convert the non-believers or remove them. Praise the /k/ube
b4145f No.324625
>>324624
>/k/ becomes ISIS
074912 No.324650
>>324625
>Implying that worship of the false God is equal to worshipping the HOLY /K/UBE, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF LIFE AND DEATH
Heretic.
a165ee No.324656
>uniform
Fuck uniforms. If I'm going to make an army, it's going to be entirely filled with irregulars. The only identifier will be cat-eye bands and armbands. Otherwise, it's wear as you please. Helmets encouraged, and if there are helmets there will be cat-eye bands issued in tandem with the arm bands.
>What weapon will the army use?
It must chambered in:
5.56x45, 7.62x39,7.62x51, or 7.62x54R
If it's outside of that realm, then the soldier in question will have to provide their own ammunition. Otherwise, infantrymen are welcomed to bring their own firearms, especially what they're most comfortable with. Their selection and skills with that weapon will then be integrated into a squad.
>How are logistics handled?
The idea here is that the army will be provided with ammunition, training, and gasoline for their vehicles. Heavy equipment such as ATGM and MBTs will be issued by the centralized formal military.
In combat, soldiers will be trained to scavenge equipment from enemy soldiers. In addition to this; the individual soldier will be informed that magazines will not be provided to them, just ammunition specifically. So dump pouches are necessary.
Soldiers will be paid a base salary biweekly, and their personal mail will be shipped to them by air in well defended areas; or by truck in fringe areas. For every confirmed kill, they will be paid an additional $100USD for ordinary non-NCOs. Confirmed NCOs will bring $150, and confirmed COs will bring $300 for junior commissioned officers, and $500 for senior officers.
Bounties will be placed on specific enemy chain of command which will be a morale booster for friendly irregulars, and a devastating morale hit for those indirectly associated to the bounty.
>Chain of command
See first pic related
>Support equipment
Support equipment will be issued in piece-meal to individual militias.
Regimes will be organized by which men are most apt to do what "war trade". Whereas 20 men out of the overall 150~ may be more interested and therefor skilled in explosives will be put into an Combat engineering regime, another 45 out of the remaining 130 may be more interested and therefor more technically proficient in armored combat; and will then be allocated the "war trade" of building combat vehicles out of technicals and operating the issued APCs/IFVs.
>Army's mission
Conquest mercilessly in the name of arbitrary self meaning.
It's what you want it to be. So long as you're fighting.
I just threw this together in like an hour so pls no bully if things don't make too much sense
0794b2 No.324671
>>324656
Who the fuck are those two in the middle pic, and why are they using a flaregun and some unidentifiable grenade launcher?
e5e97f No.324675
>>324671
Presumably Russian troops/spetznaz in civ gear during the Ukraine conflict.
Also that grenade launcher is a Russian GM-94.
a165ee No.324685
>>324671
>why are they using a flare gun
For communication of course.
05e2da No.324710
>What does the army's uniform look like?
Plain-clothes, or old WWII/Cold War camo, with only a chest rig.
>What weapon does the army use?
Whatever they want. Marksmen must use nuggets, and everyone gets a Obrez Nugget.
>How are logistics handled?
Logistics? Well I suppose if we are innawoods for a while, cut down new trees and make various barriers with them. Not too sure what logs have to with this tbh.
>What is the chain of command like?
Up & down. Some people are above others and can tell them what to do within reason. Mostly do whatever you want to get the objective done.
>What support equipment (air force, artillery, etc) does the army use?
Air forced bullets aren't much good against traditional cased bullets, so we'll stay away from compressed air tanks. Artillery: what ever guys can throw without putting their backs out.
>What is the army's mission?
Spread the message of funs through violent uprisings and invade African countries and set up /k/olonies.
97e89b No.324719
>>324710
the only thing that comes to mind when i think of a /k/anadian makeshift army is just a bunch of guys with fur hats in the woods yelling at the other guys with fur hats about who has the best log fort. Which eventually deteriorates into bump firing sks's and molotovs
05e2da No.324725
>>324719
>the only thing that comes to mind when i think of a /k/anadian makeshift army is just a bunch of guys with fur hats in the woods yelling at the other guys with fur hats about who has the best log fort. Which eventually deteriorates into bump firing sks's and molotovs
>Not thinking of going innawoods and stalking
>Indian bandits
>rum instead of vodka
>Cheap SKS's and Nuggets
>trappers hats, carharrt jackets, cowboy boots
This summer /k/anadian innawoods trip?
97e89b No.324732
05e2da No.324734
>>324732
Yeah, m8, you too? I'm down between Calgary and Red Deer.
97e89b No.324736
>>324734
north-west of Edmonton. i just wanna go lurking in the woods but it snowed about 6cm between lastnight and today. stalking when friend?
05e2da No.324737
>>324736
We got frosty grass Saturday night and about a millimetre of snow today. I would be up for some innawoods this summer.
97e89b No.324741
>>324737
when the time comes i believe Windfall would be a good place to go as there is a literal ghost town for that authentic stalker experiance
05e2da No.324748
>>324741
Oh shit strelok muh dik. And I left my shitposting email in the field, if you want it.
Don't know how many of these are still standing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ghost_towns_in_Alberta
97d688 No.324778
>>324656
Pretty good.
Bounties seem like a good way to fuck up unless it's for getting rid of specific people. I would picture it turning into a vietnam-level of shooting up random people.
I'd still try to supply good magazines, but at a very low rate so guys will get the idea and buy/scrounge/loot similar when they realize that what they have is shit.
If you are going the irregular route, a command structure and formal pay is probably a bad idea. You'd be encouraging people better suited to guerilla to act like a real army, which will get them destroyed. Some command structure and many loose groups who get paid for jobs or just have money or ammo thrown at them and turned loose would probably better, especially if
>Conquest mercilessly in the name of arbitrary self meaning.
>It's what you want it to be. So long as you're fighting.
>>324748
I looked up the ghost towns in my area.
I know people from all of them that have any buildings left.
>mfw
000000 No.324788
6994b2 No.324789
>>324788
how the fuck is your flag unknown?
where are you?
97d688 No.324790
>>324789
Oh shit, his ID is all 0s! It's hotwheels!
b301ec No.324793
>>324789
Hes posting via TOR you newfag, look at his ID 000000 is the TOR ID
0794b2 No.324960
>>324685
This makes sense. Carry on.
>>324675
>look it up
>pump-action grenade launcher, 3-round mag
I thought there was only one pump-action grenade launcher.
38dcbb No.324975
>What does the army's uniform look like?
Most likely whatever the fuck you were wearing when you turned up. I can see all kinds of problems if you tried to institute a standardised uniform - if nothing else at least one incident of friendly fire related to an out of control argument on the relative effectiveness of Flecktarn vs Multicam, or the tactical advantages granted by wearing short shorts. Fellow /k/ommandos can be identified through memetic sign/countersign and/or the permanent zergface.
>What weapon does the army use?
There's no way you're going to prevent arguments here, it's /k/ after all with any luck we'd be able to restrict longarms to 5.56/7.62 NATO, 7.62x39 and 5.45x39 - although that may be overly optimistic. There is absolutely no way you're going to restrict sidearms though, there will be at least one faggot who turns up with just a Deagle knockoff and another asking if anyone can lend him some 5.7x28mm, as he just fired all three rounds he brought with him.
>How are logistics handled?
See above, they're a clusterfuck when everything is going smooth. With any luck we might be able to resupply from enemy casualties and captured stores (although a lot of kommandos are going to bitch about switching their beloved raifu for generic thrid world tier pseudo-slavshits)
>What is the chain of command like?
You see that guy, he knows more than you, so shut the fuck up and listen to him.
Alternatively
You see that guy, he shouts louder than you, faggot.
>What support equipment (air force, artillery, etc) does the army use?
Whatever can be captured from hostile forces, although god help anybody within 30 miles of the first airbase /k/ captures. God help the overly enthusiastic kommandos who jumped into those battered old migs as well.
>What is the army's mission?
A more interesting question, I can see four main camps forming within the army. Broadly speaking their positions would be
1)Fuck ISIS!
2)Free Rhodesia!
3)Invade and 'liberate' Commiefornia/EU/Britbongistan
4)Let's just find some shit tier African country we think we can take easily and actually build the /k/ompound.
Although 4 would probably spread into some form of increasingly widespread /k/olonisation effort. See chain of command for how the differing goals would be prioritised.
3438dc No.324983
>>324975
>There's no way you're going to prevent arguments here, it's /k/ after all with any luck we'd be able to restrict longarms to 5.56/7.62 NATO, 7.62x39 and 5.45x39 - although that may be overly optimistic. There is absolutely no way you're going to restrict sidearms though, there will be at least one faggot who turns up with just a Deagle knockoff and another asking if anyone can lend him some 5.7x28mm, as he just fired all three rounds he brought with him.
That's why you should put in your propaganda that any volunteer that wants to join your militia/guerrilla/mercenary unit/whatever and wants to bring a personal gun has to be of X or Y caliber, no special snowflake guns. Advise them to sell them or leave them, because without ammo those guns are just dead weight at worst or extremely expensive clubs at best.
>A more interesting question, I can see four main camps forming within the army.
The #1 will be the most successful, almost everyone hates those mudslims, except retarded liberals.
#2 and #3 would only work with fellow minded right wingers, and good luck dealing with /pol/fags.
#4 would work decades ago, also you could become a mercenary unit, offering your "services" to some shitty african country and… whoops! You just toppled their government by accident and put a puppet government that gives you all the infraestructure needed to build the country as you wish, creating /k/'s own Outer Heaven.
4ddbbf No.325001
>>324960
>pump action grenade launcher
>looks like a Quake gun
0794b2 No.325031
>>325001
That stupid Mini-14 with the folding stock reminds me so much of Quake's guns that I kinda want it.
3fa98a No.325046
>>321296
>that sound
>that deep thump
my dick. Its diamonds.
35ca1a No.325050
>>324725
4/5 of those are a daily occurrence in my life.
I know what it is like to be an island surrounded by hostile. Glad they don't know what wire cutters are.
c1e8be No.325780
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>>324983
>you could become a mercenary unit, offering your "services" to some shitty african country and… whoops! You just toppled their government by accident and put a puppet government that gives you all the infraestructure needed to build the country as you wish, creating /k/'s own Outer Heaven.
That thought feels good. Although we might need a plan in place to keep our resident /pol/acks under control when that succeeds.
a9c75d No.331078
Sorry I don't have a patch of the flag, but that's what I'd use
>>321246
>using a helmet
>not using German stahlhelm
degenerate
978344 No.331096
>>325780
>That thought feels good. Although we might need a plan in place to keep our resident /pol/acks under control when that succeeds
Easy, put them on the most dangerous patrols in the most contested territories. It lets them play race warrior and when the get bumped off it'll be one less faggot in the /k/ompound bitching about the rest of us not conforming to their batshit crazy ideology.
7cbd9b No.331111
>>325780
>Although we might need a plan in place to keep our resident /pol/acks under control when that succeeds.
Tell them there is a Jew among them, there are a few outcomes
>total distrust of each other, to the point of keeping their wallets in their front pockets
>they all kill each other
and the third, most likely one
>they all admit they are Jewish at varying times, group becomes a bank
21e0fc No.331135
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>>321238
Uniform: Grey shirts with faded blue pants
Weapon: FALs, AKs, M4s, and whatever else we can get our hands on
Logistics: For weapons and ammo, mostly dealt with soldier to soldier, or looted from enemy captured bases.
Food and such will largely be the same, but with additional supplies coming from friendly farms and the like.
Chain of Command: Varies state to state, with as many as three major generals commanding collaborative efforts, while everyone else mostly does their own sort of management that way.
Support equipment: Museum pieces rearmed, for most artillery. Airforces are just repurposed civilian craft. Same for naval vessels, for the most part.
Mission: Secede from the union.
89fb72 No.331168
>>331106
Stop trying to pretend we like you
d88c0e No.331172
>>331168
I like /pol/. Kinda. At least, I used to when it was less shitpost-y.
I never liked /pol/, nevermind. Thinking back, /pol/ has always been one big shitpost, even back on 4chan.
7bbb68 No.331182
>>331078
>>331106
Go strangle jack while reading Turner Diaries or whatever the fuck it is you retards do.
926211 No.331262
>>331096
>grunt thinking he will not be on the front lines
oh that's adorable
fe7629 No.331266
>>331168
>we
speak for yourself, faggot.
f04f49 No.331284
>>331266
/k/ is one person
2740c4 No.331299
Okay, let me see if I got it right
>stahlhelm because "looks cool"
>gp-7 because couldn't find a gp-5 that isn't busted to shit but still wants that krieg look
>spraypainted FAL because RHODESIA
>short-sleeved jacket and short shorts because, again, RHODESIA(although colours don't match)
>leather gloves - but not tacticool, don't want to look like mall ninja(actually just didn't have time to go out and buy a proper pair)
>obrez in holster in case of CQC
>kirza boots because honestly why the fuck not
978344 No.331318
>>331111
>Tell them there is a Jew among them
Ya know, I like it. Unlike using them as cannon fodder or purging them outright, playing to their own paranoia makes the /pol/ problem solve itself. All with minimal investment of manpower and supplies.
35ca1a No.331325
6ba19c No.331362
>>331284
We're reaching levels of samefaggotry not thought possible.
c1e8be No.331383
>>331299
Would you be planning on regular use of gas/smoke? It seems like the inclusion of the GP7 would indicate that - or is it just because it admittedly looks cool?
>>331318
Elegant solutions are always beautiful.
f2a3e7 No.331387
>>331383
Well, in my opinion using gas and smoke is a must because I'm just a proxyrussian who still thinks that Nord-Ost was handled fine.
Although coupled with shorts and short sleeves irritant gasses are not a good idea.
I don't really like GP-7, to be honest, PMK1 and XM40 are more of my jazz. Trapezoid lenses are fucking sick.
aa84ac No.331437
>>324624
>that pic
>freedom of worship
More like worship of freedom
978344 No.331457
>>331172
Back in the day, it was at least a shitpost that was aware it was a shitpost. For a time it was even an entertaining shitpost.
Now? It's full of edgy faggots that take themselves far too seriously. It's long transformed from a method for /b/tards to harvest tears from liberals by pretending to be nazis to a board full of fedora wearing edgelords that actually believe the stupid shit they post and get rectally ruined whenever someone goes against their circle jerk.
/k/ often catches shit for being the easiest board to troll, but /pol/ is by far the best place to cast your bait if you're looking for salt.
808cdf No.331462
>Uniform
Something inconspicuous, I'd go with goodies and other civvie shit. Let's be honest here, /k/ might be a decent militia group, but I don't expect it to form a very coherent fighting force from beginning. Only standardized article of clothing is an armband or something similar.
>Weapon
Depends on the region of operations. AR-15 if it's America, AKs if it's slavlands or Africa or anywhere else soviets dumped their greatest gift to mankind, and finally cardboard swords if it's Sweden or Hilary's America.
>Logistics
Some faggots work as smugglers, transporting supplies on inconspicuous civilian vehicles if things are calm or on improvised technicals if things are getting hot. Also I guess smugglers can be uninvolved in the "army" individuals or just offered a reward for each delivery.
>Chain of Command
Separate cells with each individual anon being informed of just one other cell. Decentralized, with the leadership providing new information trough anonymous channels and extremely rarely, and every cell operating on their own.
>Support equipment
Whatever can be scavenged. IEDs and cars/vans are a must, of course.
>Mission
Liberating…. world… from… aliens… that are pro-gun control and are trying to exterminate the concept of memes, the ultimate weapon?
>>331106
Congratulations, you made /pol/ look like an even bigger faggot than >>331096 - it's better to be a gaynigger than a halfchanner.
c07dda No.331465
So I sat down and made a flag.
c07dda No.331469
>>331465
Added a little color.
Red = the way of blood (aka the way of the /k/ube, which is why the red is in the center and the cube is on the center path)
Blue = the times of /k/ool operating
Green = the times of peace and weapon R&D
no bump because second post in the same thread within seconds.
2740c4 No.331471
>>331465
>a magical place
You get a fucking lorem ipsum for dinner, smartass.
6d861a No.331474
>>331465
Drop the est, it's not necessary in this context. And replace magicales with magicus. So just locus magicus.
6d861a No.331479
>>331475
But wait a minute, flags aren't supposed to have text on them.
c07dda No.331482
>>331479
All they ever do is kill people for no real reason whatsoever. That's quite the role model.
348ed0 No.331484
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>>331479
How about we make a coat of arms as well and have the words written on one of those parchments?
6d861a No.331486
>>331482
No, they kill people because they are either subhuman semitics, or follow a subhuman semitic religion.
>>331484
yes, that's how it's supposed to work.
528b4b No.331487
>>331437
What else is there to worship?
528b4b No.331488
>>331475
Multos Occidere is Latin for Kill many.
6d861a No.331491
>>331488
No, that killing many. As a command, it's 'occide multos, or "occidite multos", if my memory serves me well. The first one means that you command one person to kill many, the second is when you command multiple people.
c07dda No.331493
>>331484
like this?
I have horrible taste in colors. Make your own.
>>331491
Correct.
528b4b No.331494
>>331491
How about we skip the Latin and just say "kill-o lots-o"
8c98a5 No.331495
8c98a5 No.331496
>>324710
>Plain-clothes, or old WWII/Cold War camo, with only a chest rig.
So like what GSG 9 does?
c07dda No.331498
>>331494
The romans had a fucktonn of words just for killing. We should honour those fags.
6d861a No.331499
>>331493
For some reason I think purple goes very well with white. It's not something I'd wear, but it just scream death for some reason. Basically a spooky combination.
>>331494
Well, all I say is that you should use correct Latin if you use Latin.
>>331498
And they can mean completely different things in different eras. The word used in the Vulgata for stables meant whorehouse later or it was the opposite, or something like that. I should sleep.
06d29a No.331510
>>321238
Army or a task force? Why not do a /k/-/christian/ combo and form exorcist-commandos?
06d29a No.331511
>>331266
I hate /pol/ too.
528b4b No.331532
>>331266
I don't like /pol/
7cbd9b No.331535
>>331266
meh, /pol/ is better than /leftypol/ but I dislike both of them
06d29a No.331540
>>331535
That's like saying shit is better than rancid shit though.
7cbd9b No.331543
>>331540
Shit is better than rancid shit though
8c98a5 No.331547
>>331266
I only tolerate the presidential race and debate threads, anything else is complete garbage.
06d29a No.331641
>>331543
Except it's still shit.
7cbd9b No.331644
>>331641
Say your dog shits on your floor
Would you rather clean up dried shit or sloppy diarrhea that's responsible for more than a million deaths and counting?
7cbd9b No.331646
>>331644
Hundred million I mean
c1e8be No.331703
>>331387
>XM 40
>PMK 1
Why not go with the British GSR? AKA "we stormtrooper now"
4fee66 No.331717
>>331266
I liked old /pol/. They were a bunch of neo-nazis, but they were neo-nazis that were well read, well spoken, welcoming of debate, and more than capable of constructing arguments to back their viewpoints.
Then moot nuked 4/pol/ and drove all the idiots here. Now it's impossible to have any actual discussion because anything not toeing the party line gets you shouted down as a nigger/kike/commie/degenerate.
5ef198 No.332145
>>331284
>>331470
>>331475
>>331482
Why not using a design like this?
5ef198 No.332146
Just add the /k/ube and the text.
9dd830 No.332202
>>324656
Sry, but a little bit of bully.
I get that it may make it easier to the enemy to identify, but how will you note the difference between enlisted men, NCOs, and COs on the battlefield?
5ef198 No.332228
>>332202
Strelok said that he'd roll with irregulars. No chain of command or hierarchy. So, no need of fancy ranks or uniforms. That's why he said he'd just use armbraces as a way to identify themselves.
67db95 No.332257
ea9003 No.332281
97420e No.332283
>>332281
The handgun is a Bergmann-Bayard, but I'm not sure which model. The rifle is a Madsen LAR.
baa2bd No.332287
>>332237
You forgot Lego anti personnel mines
baa2bd No.332289
>>331387
Because gassing the hostages and killing 130 of them was a good handling of the situation.
It wouldn't have been too bad if the Russian government told doctors what the fuck the gas was or at the very least how to treat it.
35ca1a No.332303
>>331484
We already have a coat of arms.
f9d0ca No.332493
>>332281
Bergmann-Bayard 1910
Madsen LAR M-62, aka DISA system prototype 2 Never adopted by any army, only few produced. Damn shame it never took off. Imagine a world filled with Danish assault rifles.
>>332287
Yeah, forgot about those.
9dd830 No.332548
>>332228
He also mentioned having a chain of command and paying EMs, NCOs, and Officers differently. And how can you have no chain of command? That'd be such a chaotic mess.