f981c1 No.324011
Dammit Japan how do you always know how to hit me right in my autism
67dc9e No.324043
>tank puns in every screenshot
Guess it's time for a private Steam profile.
3f197c No.324044
>>324043
>having normie steam friends
ea9718 No.324049
>>324044
>implying i know anybody on my friends list
7ec7e0 No.324051
>Developers are named "'DEVGRU-P"
c21771 No.324057
Pretty soon were gonna have a STALKER VN
Freedom-chan: want to smoke some weed anon?
Duty-chan: Anon dont go down in sewers by yourself let me come..baka
Monolith-chan: Anon dont forget your daily prayers to the wish granter
Bandit-chan: Hey anon you got my tourist delight I wanted lets play some checkers
ending it is revealed you actually walked into a new kind anomaly the "Lolita" where every guy in the zone looks like a cute anime girl
b870c6 No.324092
Is it going to be free? I don't see a gib shekels button. Or will that only appear on the release date?
1e4f73 No.324100
>>324057
> ending it is revealed you actually walked into a new kind anomaly the "Lolita" where every guy in the zone looks like a cute anime girl
so that is where all the dicks come from
a6139b No.324160
>I forgot my armored skirt
813117 No.324300
>skimmed directly over the link as if it didn't exist
>Tank puns
>Oh haha, /k/ sure is funny guy
>notice >>324051
>Wait a seco- Oh by all that is holy, it's actually real
I like to think my brain saw the link but decided to hide it from me this day, as if it tried saving me from what would be beyond all stretches of the imagination.
Oh well, the armored skirt bit had me laughing, but I'm probably not going to buy it.
8195dc No.324341
>>323991
this
also
>WW2 tanks only
meh, fucking sick of games and media focusing on the same fucking shit from WW2 constantly
make it cold war 1949-1988 tanks and it would be a lot more interesting
bc5a9e No.324342
>>324341
nigger most of those tanks didn't even see action
And most of those aren't even shown in most of the media that most of the people get fed
f35e77 No.324347
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>"How do you like my amphibious attachments Senpai~?"
God-damn it boner, what the hell is wrong with you?
8195dc No.324349
>>324342
>nigger most of those tanks didn't even see action
Nearly all have except for very late Russian T-72s and T-80s, along with the M1 and other very late NATO tanks, T-64s have seen some large scale combat in Ukraine but not like other cold war tanks, although in fact most have been deployed and have seen combat in larger numbers than WW2 tanks.
M47s, M48s, M60s, T-55s, T-62s, export T-72s, and Centurions have all seen fucktons of combat
There are tons of examples of Iraqi T-55s and T-62s facing against mainly Iranian M48 and M60 Pattons with multiple battles that have gone in the favor of either side
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Nasr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khorramshahr
Centurions, M47s/M48s, T-55s and various WW2 tanks were involved in major tank battles between India and Pakistan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chawinda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Basantar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Phillora
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Asal_Uttar
There are also plenty of examples of T-55s, T-62s, M47s/M48s and M60 Pattons in combat in Vietnam, both under US and ARVN service and later put into service by the PAVN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_An_L%E1%BB%99c
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ban_Me_Thuot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_Tr%E1%BB%8B
48f383 No.324359
>>324349
The M60 was never deployed to Vietnam. It's CEV and AVLB variants where.
8195dc No.324364
>>324359
fair enough, the M60 was sold to Iran and used in the Iran-Iraq war though, along with larger numbers of M48s much like Iraq had a spearhead of T-62s with a main T-55 force
faccb2 No.324381
>>324057
Fund it.
>>323991
I thought Cripple Girls was decent
641583 No.324383
>>324347
I like Panzer IV better.
I want to see KV-2 be some 6 foot tall giant
48f383 No.324388
>>324364
The M48 also served during the Six Day War against T-55's.
The M60 saw use during the Yom Kippur War against T-55's and T-62's.
The Centurion saw use in both conflicts.
8195dc No.324399
>>324388
Israel also used large amounts of T-55s in the Yom Kippur war and the Arabs also had large amounts of M47/M48 Pattons in both
But there are tons of conflicts and examples of large scale tank warfare in the cold war, which generally seems to be ignored and glossed over. There are tons of examples including the Angolan civil war, Ogaden conflict, Cambodia-Vietnam war, along with the Yugoslav wars and Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict all featured massive amounts of combat with earlier cold war tanks, although the last 2 were mostly post cold war.
3f197c No.324404
>>324339
>>324340
>shitposting devs
Ok, you have sold me on this.
7792b9 No.324444
What is it with cute girls and tanks? Why does it work so well?
>>324381
Cripple girls was great, strelok
157545 No.324470
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>>323989
If they had gotten fucking Ratbat as the Artist for their Game, it would have been perfect.
But in this state its just meh.
f35e77 No.324489
>>324383
>6 foot tall giant
Manlet detected.
Besides, it's obvious that the Mk IV churchill VI would be the cutest girl in the game just look at those … emphasised treads at the front of this beauty ;)
813117 No.324507
>>324489
>emphasized
They're so fake you can clearly see where they welded them on, anon. She probably let's anyone ride her too.
b4d5fb No.324508
>>324489
6 foot is tall as fuck for a girl.
>Churchill
Yeah, naw. Panzer V would be ultimate tankfu
f35e77 No.324546
>>324508
>6 foot is tall as fuck for a girl.
Eh, my sisters and last few gfs must be tall as fuck then.
>>324508
If we're limiting ourselves to WW2 then maybe, I'd say that if we expand our view then the Challenger 2E would take the biscuit though.
b4d5fb No.324553
>>324546
Yeah they are. Average girl height is like 5'4"
e26686 No.324570
>>324489
>>324546
>Englishman acting like he doesn't know 6' is very tall for a woman
I could maybe kind of buy it if you were from a Nordic country.
bc5a9e No.324593
>>324404
They learned it from the best
074ef1 No.324607
Someone needs to ask them how /k/ they are
c21771 No.324612
>>324611
You havent seen the glories of ratbat
faccb2 No.324617
>>324612
doesn't he lurk here? I recall him tripfagging here at one point about a year ago.
c5e8e8 No.324622
>>324617
I believe he does, but hasn't posted in a quite a while, or at least without his trip that is, he probably posts from time to time as a normal Strelok. Drawfag request thread soon?
1ea7ab No.324629
>>324612
I've seen it on here before on a drawfag post, and it still makes me have a why boner.
fea17a No.324634
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hey anyone know what the fuck happened to buki shoujo?
c21771 No.324644
>>324626
On the contrary my dear space marine I see something in these machines….
a6139b No.324649
>>324644
Go stick your dick in a gear box, technophile.
1f6b91 No.328831
You guys can have your tank waifu simulator, I'll just be over here, waiting for Buki Shoujo to be finished…
It'll come…
Someday…
r-r-right guys?
dc3cb1 No.328902
>>328831
It'll never come because it's shit. It's been fucking scrapped.
Why the fuck did you ever want that austist cancer anyway, you moron?
Dating simulators belong in the fucking trash along with anyone who enjoys them. I hope this tank game fails badly and the idiots who made it loose plenty of money. Fuck them. I hope they get cancer. Same for anyone who makes a dating sim.
cfa453 No.328934
>>328902
Jeeze anon did a rouge dating sim kill your entire family or something?
71bb81 No.328937
>>323989
That is quite clearly a human, not a tank
00a7a8 No.328940
>>323989
>Recommended specs
How the actual fuck is it asking for 8GB of RAM for recommended specs?
e64d5e No.328958
>>328902
There is a bunch of people on 8chan making vns, even tiny boards like this have folks working on such projects.
>>>/kemono/1011
fbeaa9 No.328991
>humanization
>anthropomorphism
IT'S SHIT
JUST FUCK THE TANK
163c93 No.328993
b069b5 No.328995
>>328958
I'm patiently awaiting the SICP VN from /tech/.
I know basically none of these projects will ever be finished but I enjoy the progress updates.
b02465 No.329014
>>328991
Mod replacing grills with tanks when?
203a9d No.329100
>>328958
>>328995
>we want to fuck guns
>we want to fuck tanks
>we want to fuck aircraft
>we want to fuck programming languages
These VNs just keep getting more and more abstract. How long until we get a VN about fucking metaphysical concepts?
54abdf No.329373
>>329101
wat
How do you have sex with the concept of linear time?
What if you have a threesome with the concept of linear time and multiverse theory? Can your butthole enter a paradox and simultaneously be filled with cock and empty? A Schrodinger butthole.
edb423 No.329384
>>329373
>A Schrodinger butthole.
d81d5c No.329386
>>324057
>no loner or clearsky waifus.
Kill yourself!
7f95aa No.329583
>>329373
This makes me erect….
1e8abd No.329611
>>329386
Alright, I´ll bite:
Loner-chan: ….. (starts playing guitar) shy kuudere type
Clearsky-chan: Wawawawa, where did I put that vial? Help me find it anon! ditzy megane genius, stalked lol by Monolith-chan.
Also, you can put Zone mutans as monster girls here.
203a9d No.329638
>>329611
>Also, you can put Zone mutans as monster girls here.
Would Freedom-chan offer a threeway with bloodsucker-tan once you started dating her?
Only factions left are Renegades, Mercs, Ecologists, and Military. Renegade-chan would be Bandit-chan's tsuntsun imouto. Not datable, but if you become close with Bandit-chan, maybe she'll hate you less; or maybe it'll make her hate you more. She better not catch you messing around with that bitch CS-chan, or she'll do everything she can you ruin your chances with her nee-san.
I can't think of anything for the other three. Mercs are usually apathetic at best of times, and dedicated to putting anyone who looks at them six feet under at any other time. I don't know enough about anime to know which archetype that would most closely resemble.
3749ef No.329730
>>329638
Army-chan could be the tsundere, Strelok! G-get out of here! I am going to shoot y-you, I will! I really will. But I'll let you go this time… N-not because I like you… I-Iдiот!
Are you speaking russian?! Y-you're not a separatist are you? Or-or a russian spetsnaz posing as a separatist? Oi Kurva blyat!
3749ef No.329732
>>329638
Merc-chan would be Mayadere.
"This character is a mayadere, a deadly dangereous tsundere. A mayadere usually starts as an antagonist trying to kill the someone but switches sides after falling in love. This character is unpredictable and dangereous for everyone including the romantic interest."
e74a2f No.329757
>>329730
"Kurwa" is a polish swear word, Strelok.
3749ef No.329768
>>329757
I know. B-but my hohol friends use it all the time though.
ac322d No.329819
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27494d No.330010
>>329851
It would be cool as fuck
3749ef No.330108
>>330010
Let make it faggots. Who needs cripple-bitches when we could be gettin' dat sweet sweet irradiated booty.
163c93 No.330148
>>330108
No need to worry about protection when radiation's rendered you both infertile
2efd0e No.330153
>ITT /k/ decides to make a VN involving radioactive kisses, Bloodsuckers that wanna suck more than blood, and qt Stalkers,all because a VN about humanized Tanks from WW2 wasn't /k/ enough for /k/
Truly a magical place
bdc916 No.330158
>>324634
I don't know bro, looks like vaporware to me
bdc916 No.330159
>>328831
wasn't flandre heading the project? I honestly was surprised a project headed by a legit awful trap even managed to produce concept art and a 5 minute demo. Like most internet projects, it was a good idea plagued by reality.
6cec59 No.330180
>>324057
>>329611
>>330108
To start, we need a good drawfag. Should we ask one of the other boards for help?
3749ef No.330182
>>330180
I think we need to decide on a few things first. like the characters personality, where in the zone, what will each faction be on the waifu scale etc.
I think writing is a more important area, it wont be hard to find a drawfag to draw the people. Most the backgrounds we can take screenshots. Plus we need all those dank stalker memes. Everyone loves memes.
607eb0 No.330187
>>330153
>>330153
A STALKER VN's been a long time coming, bro. No idea why nobody's even bothered thus far.
3749ef No.330192
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>>330187
If all I do in life is make a romance VN for a Ukrainian survival horror FPS then I cam content.
607eb0 No.330194
>>330192
You're doing the Zone's work, Strelok.
e97d02 No.330196
>>323989
>playing a dating sim
>using a vn
>ever
3749ef No.330198
>>330194
What needs to be, will. We cant trust the Man to fulfill our needs can we?
76738b No.330203
>>329373
A+ post anon, great job.
50706d No.330292
>>330182
Actually, you don't have to turn whole factions into girls. Instead you could have girls who are part of that faction, and then you can have other people from those factions as support characters even men.
Of course you'd have to tone down the violence a bit, otherwise most girls would just start to shoot each other on sight.
3749ef No.330375
>>330292
Thats what I was going to do, but I was gonna have 1 faction = 1 W.A.I.F.U
50706d No.330378
>>330375
>W.A.I.F.U.
Well, we even have a title now.
3749ef No.330380
>>330378
W.A.I.F.U
Romance of the zone
203a9d No.330399
>>330182
>I think writing is a more important area, it wont be hard to find a drawfag to draw the people.
You need three things, mainly. Artists, programmers, and writers. All three are about equally important.
3749ef No.330402
>>330399
Programmers are gonna be the hardest. Its the side of the triangle I don't know anything about.
203a9d No.330418
>>330402
I agree with that. I'm only just learning programming, so I can't be of any help. I doubt /tech/ will be any help either, they've attempted multiple projects in the past and even the smallest and most simple shatter immediately. They're like tumblrinas when it comes to creating pointless drama to tear a group apart.
3749ef No.330420
>>330418
My intention is to keep it to a small team with community support. If we can keep in in house, made by /k/ommandos for /k/ommandos that would be great
ef9387 No.330446
>>330418
For the pogram's project, we can use shit like GitHub with [spoilers]GitExtensions, I know it's shit, but at least it's pretty user friendly[/spoilers] since it's free as for public repos. Like that people can fork the project and work on their own then make pull requests that would be reviews by other anons before merging it into the main branch.
ef9387 No.330450
>>330446
>>330446
shit, forgot how spoilers worked. I feel stupid.
And as for the programming I heard at sometime on /jp/ or some shit that there was a software precisely for the purpose of making VNs. You can add images with multiple layers to animate certain parts of the body, like hair, parts of the face, tits and shits. Too bad I forgot the name of that.
50706d No.330453
203a9d No.330460
>>330450
>>330453
I know there are a few VN engines. I've played a few made in renpy, it seems pretty good in my experience, and is what was used for the cripple VN. It's also open source, and free for both commercial and noncommercial use.
3749ef No.330466
>>330460
Well you guys figure out what is best, something nice, but not too complicated. I'm gonna go up to store so I wont be able to see the suggestions till I get back.
ef9387 No.330473
>>330453
Exactly, thanks tovarich
d30129 No.330493
>>330292
>Tone down the violence
Use the violence for hijinks and romantic actions!
>Duty-chan and Freedom-chan are both walking over to say hello to you, excited to see you after a couple of prior experiences and a few close calls
>As they both quickly meet up to greet you, they almost run into one another
>"Freedom!?! What are you doing here, shouldn't you be out playing in a burner right now? “
>"Ohhh? Funny you say something like that, Stalker-senpai over here and I were going to go search for some artifacts. So if you don't mind, you could maybe go bother some snorks instead of bothering us. "
>"Stalker-senpai wouldn't want to hang out with a freedom loving flat chest like you!"
>Too close for their main weapons of choice they reach for their knives instead
>only to trip over themselves in the ensuing chaos of you trying to stop two qt's from killing each other
On second thought yeah, just violence lite. Still have the zone be dangerous, but make (and probably have this end up being the slogan) the real danger is the girls!
50706d No.330500
>>330493
Or go full autist and try to mod the VN to the game somehow, so it's a VN most of the time, but sometimes it drops you into the actual game for a level. E.g. you have to sneak into a camp to meet one of the girls.
Of course we'd need some ridiculous ingame models for the girls.
3749ef No.330527
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>330493
"Hey strelok, you ever hotbox in a T-72?"-Freedom-chan
"Don't worry strelok, your safe with me, besides if you don't get a good nights rest how can wwe kill mutants effectively?"- duty-chan
"Behead those who defame monolith!"- monolith chan
"Blowout soon strelok. ;)"- clear sky- chan
Like this music isnt ment for deep penetrations into the zone, in the blanket lined back of a broken KAMAZ.
ad9e2e No.330535
>>330399
>>330402
>>330418
>>330420
>>330446
>>330450
>>330453
>>330460
>>330466
When it comes to the programming aspect you can either use Renpy which is a VN making program or Game Maker, which has several text system engines built for it already.
I know how to use Game Maker, so I could definitely help with the programming aspect. Also I know actual programming stuff (C++) so I could probably do a lot of the programming assuming you guys know what you want.
203a9d No.330537
>>330527
>Clear Sky radio
>deep penetrations into the zone
CS went deeper than anyone else, and long before anyone else even thought of going past the Scorcher. Stalk with ClearSky-chan, and you'll go deeper than you've ever thought was possible!
ad9e2e No.330538
>>330535
let me clarify though: when I say do the programming, I mean programming stuff in GML (Game Maker's scripting language). I think it might be able to accept stuff imported from C++ but I don't think we need to reinvent the wheel for a VN based game.
Also if you're using GM, it's going to be 2d only. GM is absolute ass when it comes to 3d anything.
3749ef No.330543
>>330538
I want it to be 2d with the backgrounds probably going to be screen shots. Most will anyway, as there is a fucking huge amount of places you can take pictures for almost any scene.
3749ef No.330558
>>330538
If we have a guy who knows GM, we'll go with that, unless he or someone else knows something better.
ad9e2e No.330560
>>330543
yeah that's fine. If you're going for absolutely pure VN I'd suggest looking at RenPy. I've never used it before, but I'm 99% sure you can use it without knowing anything about programming.
If you want to add anything else though, then Game Maker is your jam. Also forgot to mention, I have a legit copy of GM Studio, and I think I have the HTML 5 extension for it. Any other extensions cost money, and we'd have to add stuff on the programming end to make it work on iphone/android.
3749ef No.330561
>>330560
I dont think we can put it on app stores or anything due to copyright I think just for PC/Mac/Lunix will do.
3749ef No.332652
>>331849
Like this, but with gorka, tracksuits, trench coats and less retarded hair, and more retarded guns.
9fac04 No.332682
PANZER IV IS THE BEST GIRL
1a29d3 No.332737
>>332682
BASED PANZER IV !
2f7e62 No.332759
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20ad10 No.333565
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dab4be No.333759
>>328993
> Exhaust
> Fuel tank
> Barrel
Too many options man.
>>329373
That would actually be Küpfmüller's asshole, since it involves time and frequency, and not space and impulse.
dab4be No.333761
>>330375
WAnton Interzone FUcking
2049a5 No.333827
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>>329851
You have encountered a bloodsucker!
[scream like a tiny child]
[backpedal and unload your firearm full-retard]
[throw a grenade]
[throw more grenades]
[ALL THE GRENADES]
[get the fuck out of there, stalker]
[call to duty-sama for help]
[…*honk*]