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There's no discharge in the war!

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d8bcdd No.325238

Homemade/Improvised Firearms Appreciation Thread

03b585 No.325251

holy shit its like a fucking orc weapon


7f02f6 No.325253

Look at those tactical assault clips.


af5a8d No.325254

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0eba5a No.325266

why do the ammo look rusted as fuck ?


4d64d7 No.325275

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>>325238

>>325254

Now I just have to show this image to the people who go on about how ork guns only work because they believe in it so hard.


705876 No.325277

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>>325266

It's surplus .50 BMG that's just lying around from past conflicts.


af5a8d No.325288

>>325275

To be fair in 40k human guns only work because of the machine spirits inside.

>>325277

>50bmg straight blowback

wow. That explains why it has to be so bulky.


eaf345 No.325294

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>>325288

>To be fair in 40k human guns only work because of the machine spirits inside.

dude no that's totally different, machine spirits are fragmented AI that are really fucking pissy, not literal magic that works because orks were made by reality bending creatures


f6417a No.325299

>>325294

It's not magic, they're just really powerful psykers.

Like if the action of their gun can't handle a very large bullet, their faith in it will instinctively reinforce the barrel with psychokinesis.


af5a8d No.325303

>>325294

>fragmented AI

Even fucking door hinges have machine spirits


f6417a No.325308

>>325294

It's not magic, they're just really powerful psykers.

Like if the action of their gun can't handle a very large bullet, their faith in it will instinctively reinforce the barrel with psychokinesis.


eaf345 No.325309

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>>325299

>>325308

>psykers

>not heretical magics

looks like we got a mutant lover over here, boys


af5a8d No.325310

>>325309

They're Xenos. That's heretical whether they're psykers or not.


20b7a3 No.325314

>>325288

Not really, they just don't know why things go wrong besides "the machine spirit is angry." Say your auto gun jams because you haven't bothered to clean and lubricate it. It didn't jam because of all the shit gunking up the inside, it jammed because the machine spirit was angry at you for failing to keep it clean.


526fba No.325318

Already a thread, check the archive you faggots

>>309450


1017a8 No.325323

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>>325318

The it'll be the designated w40k thread.

>>325299

Do you have a single fact to back that up? Most of their weapons look like those homemade weapons, and I'm pretty sure that we humans can't reinforce the barrel of a gun with just pure faith. Not yet, at least.

>>325303

>>325314

I think even doorhinges and autoguns have some computers in w40k. Doors are usually electronic, and autoguns use caseless ammo, so they might be using electricity/laser to ignite the powder. In that case a programmable circuit could be useful to control the rate of fire. And our smartphones are already close to fucking magic, so they might as well use a computer with sophisticated sensors to count the bullets fired, the warmth of the barrel, etc, etc.

It may sound a bit too much, but lasguns are already pretty sophisticated by out standards, and it's their equivalent of the AKM. So that computer may have parts of fragmented AI, so it doesn't even have a normal user interface to make sure that bubba doesn't make the machine spirits angry. Instead he has to bring it to a techpriest who can connect his brain to the computer.

And lastly, maybe that autogun is smart enough that it doesn't fire if the barrel full of mud, because it knows that it's not safe. In that case the insane AI fragments inside may actually get angry and lock down the gun until a techpriest sings them some calming songs.


f6417a No.325355

>>325323

>Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Um… canon storyline?

The way a Warboss happens is that an orks followers send out psychic waves which make him stronger.


1017a8 No.325364

>>325355

Yes, the more hired boyz he has, the bigger guy he is. But orks are biological creatures, unlike their guns, even if they themselves are living weapons.


eaf345 No.325368

>>325364

TELL ME ABOUT THRAKA! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?


ca7602 No.325372

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>>325368

>DOC PUMMEL, I'Z DA WAAAGH.

'E WUZN'T ALOUNE.

>UMMM, BOSS? YU DUN'T GET TA BRING BOYZ.

>DEYZ NOT MY BOYS YA GIT.

AND WHY THA FLAMING MORK WUD I WONT DEM?

>THEY WUZ TRYIN TA LOOT YA. DEYZ WARK FER DA FREEBOTA, DA MASKETTA BOSS.

>BLUDFLAG?

AYE.

>GET 'EM ON BOARD, I'LL COLL IT 'N.


793f00 No.331793

>>325372

'Es a Big Squig.


2e85a2 No.331795

>>331793

For you.


587933 No.331886

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>>325323

>muh every mention of a consciousness or agency must refer to a computer program

So shinto animism and shamanism are about debugging the programs of nature, then?

On a more serious level:

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/panpsychism/

It is a philosophical attitude called panpsychism. Which makes sense to half-machine cyborgs.


96d0f6 No.331897

>>331886

Well, do shinto priests tend to thousand of years old machines?

Yes, I too believe that by his point they just say "machine spirits" every time someone dares to utter a question about technology, but the also have real scientific knowledge. So this animism must have an origin other than everyone collectively starting to ignore every little scrap of knowledge they know.

But the average person must believe that everything is run by (machine) spirits.




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