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3a3b6e No.326040
Based /K/eanu-san owns you feggots.
ef56d4 No.326041
I'm becoming more and more convinced that Reeves isn't just an actor.
76c429 No.326043
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YES
An action movie actor who doesnt shit on guns while it was the very thing is what made him big.
b1ae9b No.326045
>>326040
He will always be my favorite actor. The fact that he can actually operate in real life just further cements that fact.
5c20dc No.326046
This dude is amazing, I don't even care anymore that he's a tranny fucker, the dude is living ubermensch.
f311b3 No.326048
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And i thought he was already bad-ass in John Wick, this just elevated that
a09ce8 No.326049
>>326043
There are others but yes they are rare
76c429 No.326050
>>326049
SNAKE PLISSKIN BABY
To bad Solid Snakes VA is a faggot
a7a901 No.326051
>based Keanu has made comments about how gun violence has nothing to do with what happens on screen
>based Keanu has never been coerced into making stupid comments on gun control
a09ce8 No.326054
a7a901 No.326055
>>326050
Also Charles Bronson befriended the head of Wildey firearms and was given a Wildey chambered in .475 wildey magnum which appeared in the movie death wish 3.
Steven Spielberg believe it or not has an epic gun collection
Jeri Ryan, drew carey, and james earl Jones are all active gun owners.
83a80a No.326058
>>326040
Keanu needs to teach me his ways. Holy shit, man. That was some legit shredding.
I'd like to see his ass vs. Karl Kasarda
2a0793 No.326059
That was some amazing shooting.
I'm relieved to hear he isn't some anti-fun puppet like most hollywood actors.
a4a991 No.326067
>post the face when
Durr ok.
3a3b6e No.326076
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431bec No.326082
>>326081
I saw that and wasn't sure if OP is a Redditor, if it's a slight to 8ch, or just a misunderstanding.
3a3b6e No.326084
>>326082
Problem?
It's not a slight of 8ch, it's a slight of the average /k/ommandos skill level.
1d67a5 No.326099
>>326072
"shreds" is right, he smoked that stage
>>326082
the video poster makes a casual insult at reddit, this slights the 8chan? maybe you are belong on the reddit, thinskin
264789 No.326111
That's pretty holy fucking shit.
97fb6c No.326116
He is just an old-school actor, if he needs a skill to play a part he learns it for real instead of faking it like a hack.
The only reason this is even considered a big deal now is he have had a couple of decades of hacks.
7ccf24 No.326122
>>326081
It looks like the stage where he was taught action for John Wick.
Love this guy, love the film.
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7ccf24 No.326123
>>326122
Also claiming ID for DESIGNATED SHIT POSTING
b12e26 No.326127
>>326123
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d17b2d No.326142
Man I need to do a three gun with just slavshit.
7ccf24 No.326143
>>326127
Nah DESIGNATOR is /k/ because hell I could be lazing it with a laser designator for someone to bomb it with weapons grade explosive diarrhea
bdd4d4 No.326147
bdd4d4 No.326148
>>326142
What shotguns do Slavs have other than salt rifle derivatives and that one revolver shotgun?
d17b2d No.326156
>>326148
A bunch of shit to be honest. Have a look http://www.imzcorp.com/en/company/open/weapon.html
I wish I didn't sell my MP-155 now that I think of it, but oh well my A-5 fills its role fairly well.
e43ac3 No.326163
>>326045
Shit taste, m8. Best actor is Marky Mark, obviously.
eb5a88 No.326186
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Keanu has always been badass, the problem is that he's a sad badass. The dude had a pretty high-pressure life, he's borderline suicidal 24/7.
His mom was a stripper, but his dad took her from all that. It seemed like Keanu might have a normal family life until his dad left him when he was a kid. His mom couldn't support both children and had to go back to stripping and even prostitution. Keanu got a kind of in-your-face dose of life before he was 13.
His mom had a bunch of sugar daddies who all didn't like the fact that Keanu and his sister existed, so Keanu took care of her and they were really close.
As a kid he was the target of bullies and the class loser, he couldn't read because his dyslexia was so bad. Because of this he had to drop out of high school and do really shitty jobs, also he eventually became a child star which has pressures all its own.
At this point his mom basically abandoned him.
At 24 he had a brush with death when during a bike ride on a narrow mountain road an oncoming truck hit him full on and sped away. Keanu lay on the asphalt for hours, crying out for help, with no one hearing him, bleeding out in the darkness until he passed out and a hiker found him.
A few years later, when his acting career started taking off and his life started looking up, his one friend from childhood died.
Then he met a girl, and life again started looking up. She got pregnant and it looked like Keanu might have a chance at a family. Then the child was born dead. Also the girl died in a car accident 18 months later.
He wrote an ironic book called "Ode to Happiness", one of the quotes is "I draw a hot sorrow bath. In my despair room." And the book ends with a single black page and the words "It can always be worse."
Just when he got over losing his family, and it took a long time, his sister which he described as the closest person to him, lost her battle with leukemia and died. He spent almost a year by her bed, holding her hand as she died.
Ever since his sister passed on, for each of his birthdays, he buys a cake and eats it alone.
Fellow actors don't much like him. Actors that worked with him for years like shia lebouf said that they had no idea who keanu really was, because he just didn't hang out with them. But set people love him:
>"A family friend builds movie sets, doesn’t design, is one of the poor dudes that just builds. Anyways he worked on the set for the Matrix and Keanu heard about family trouble he was having and gave him a $20,000 Christmas bonus to help him out. He also was one of the only people on the set that genuinely wanted to know people’s names, would say hello and mean it, and would talk to people as if they were his peers and not below him just because they were practically making nothing to build a set. I’ve never heard anyone say Keanu is a douche, seems like the nicest person in Hollywood from a second hand experience.”
People also make fun of the way his face is expressionless, the way he moves and talks, but this seems to be part genetic and part severe depression.
eb5a88 No.326191
>>326054
Willis deserves a better intro. He's probably the most outspoken pro-gun person there, and he has spanked the most journalists with logical arguments for gun rights.
>>326077
The look on her face is exquisite.
27f76e No.326194
>>326186
Every time I hear about Keanu, I always want to just like, give him a hug or something. Take him to the range, go grab a beer, make him fucking pancakes or something. Just something to maybe make his life a little less shitty. He seems like such a genuinely nice guy.
29eec8 No.326212
>>326194
That's what a hard life usually does to a man. You can also easily see what an easy life in the lap of luxury does to a person.
c866f7 No.326223
>>326186
A real human bean.
7b5dd8 No.326247
>>326040
So…John Wick was a documentary?
0c4157 No.326250
>>326194
How about headpats?
ece0ea No.326263
>>326250
don't be so lewd Tajikistan
256024 No.326269
>>326250
>Banned in South Korea.png
d46a9c No.326294
>>326186
That's fucked up, he always came through as a nice guy to me, but one never knows with famous people. With that background, I can understand his depression.
Well, at least he is banging some S++ grade boypussy now.
>>326250
LEWD
eb5a88 No.326313
>>326294
Damm that is some fine boypussy.
Although knowing Keanu as I do, I think he's doing her just because she's the one person he couldn't possibly love.
That dude has turned self-isolation into a science.
481af8 No.326314
What are these places some training ground? How much would it cost to train like that?
43b30f No.326316
>>326314
google "tactical gun range" in your area.
ed16d3 No.326318
>>326314
It can cost quite a bit, also if they don't think you can do it saftly they won't let you. As you can understand some spergo COD trying to run a kill house, could in fact get someone killed.
e99ec9 No.326340
>>326294
Think there's still a penis?
d46a9c No.326344
>>326340
If there is, you can bet it would be very feminine
481af8 No.326402
>>326316
Fuck, I didn't know there was so much in my area.
>>326318
Quite a bit is an understatement, it costs a lot holy shit. And no, I'm not some dumb memer, I've hunted with my father before and know about safety and have discipline when it comes to weapons, so there is no reason for them not to accept/train me.
But thanks for the information guys. Didn't even know about this.
edbc0e No.326409
>>326402
It costs much for a reason, imagine a group of 4 spergs that did tactical training for a year and decide to do some sperg shit.
Instead of some people getting killed like many mass shooting, you would get a Paris level event.
But in the US there is places you can to the training and actual develop the skill, not just for the fun of it. Or build one yourself if you know someone with a big ass property on a decent state.
About OP video, I think he is in prep for John Wick 2 already, so it might be that ( more focus on gunfu maybe ? ). And I thought 13 hours was the K movie. Felt like it.
38adc9 No.326413
>>326072
>dat shell load at 0:24
muh dick, they'd should have slo-mo'd that part
481af8 No.326415
>>326409
>Or build one yourself if you know someone with a big ass property on a decent state.
I'd probably do this since I own some land. But first I want to get trained by a professional and see how it is. I also wonder if they do some self-defense martial arts, I tried to do MMA but that shit costs up to $300 a month. The fad here is too strong right now and every young kid is walking around with a Tapout shirt/hat. But I am pretty sure this isn't the same training SEAL or other elite group in the world get, they probably get some much more sophisticated with the intention to kill.
2e9e48 No.326417
>>326340
I hope so. Inverted dicks are disgusting.
3e4fdf No.326420
>>326409
>13 hours
>a fucking Michael Bay movie
dd0b02 No.326446
>mfw I've always argued with people who say he's a crap actor and now there's this
217497 No.326449
He's a eurasian man with high-functioning autism, of course he's good at shooting things.
:^)
0e0edb No.326454
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>>326040
I guess handling cocks gave him experience with glocks
217497 No.326455
>>326186
Jesus christ, I had no idea. That explains why he's so soft spoken, and makes it even more amazing that he's such a nice guy. A life like that either makes you a great person or a scumbag.
I always thought he was attractive, now I just wanna hug him and make him soup or something. He strikes me as the kind of person that can keep going at a high average of success regardless of personal struggles, which is a mixed blessing. I hope good things happen to him
43b30f No.326474
>>326415
make sure you train in disarming techniques.
77c21f No.326504
>>326186
Keanu…had a hard life
7e826c No.326506
>>326413
Here it is at half speed, plus pixel-motion frame interpolation in After Effects.
Honestly it's more impressive in real time.
d699f8 No.326508
>>326186
I think he even gifted some Harley Davidsons to Matrix Reloaded stuntman crew.
I would have gone crazy if half of the shit he went through happend to me
eb5a88 No.326515
>>326504
>>326454
>pomf
I almost believed it until he started using manga onomatopeia.
>>326504
lol he cant even look happy there.
eb5a88 No.326517
>>326454
>pomf
I almost believed it until he started using manga onomatopeia.
>>326504
lol he cant even look happy there.
a87991 No.326631
>>326504
Putin should invite /k/eanu to test drive an Armata.
13c44b No.326648
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>>326415
>I am pretty sure this isn't the same training SEAL or other elite group in the world get, they probably get some much more sophisticated with the intention to kill.
I doubt it, to be honest. I think they probably learn some simple, effective techniques that are not unique to any one martial art. Because if everyone uses it, then is must be the most useful.
Unless they're doing one of those demonstrations that's supposed to get kids interested in becoming special forces themselves. Then they tend to branch into some serious bullshido territory, with one guy effortlessly flipping four dudes with knives.
>>326504
Holy crap is that real?
>K-keanu, could you possibly smile a bit for the photo?
>oh… am I doing it wrong?
>n-no it's fine I guess
264789 No.326662
>>326420
It's pretty fucking good.
Watch it in theaters, pretty awesome film.
Mike Bay is good at military action.
4579b8 No.326665
can't be arsed to read entire thread but I'd thought I'd drop by and say that John Wick is getting a sequel
ce1ec0 No.326688
>>326678
>play video games almost exclusively for a decade with mostly the same Britbongs and Nederlanders
Tell me you wouldn't pick up speech patterns as well.
ce1ec0 No.326692
>>326688
I also say "zed" instead of "zee" and "tac" instead of "dash," when it comes to acronyms and designations.
fbcbf5 No.326699
>>326409
Wait, 13 hours is good?
I have long given up on Michael Bay movies since thy are true and disgusting trash.
How is that one different?
68e59c No.326702
>>326508
Not Harleys. Aprilias. Those same stunt coordinators wrote/directed John Wick.
65e3c4 No.326703
>>326699
yes it was really good. also gut wrenching because of how these people were abandoned by their government.
the thought that Michael Bay directed it never crossed my mind while I was watching it
f21df9 No.326706
eb5a88 No.326735
>>326699
Bay is incredibly exuberant but also slightly dumb.
This is why his twists seem cheesy, he probably thinks they're deep and meaningful but to the average viewer with a normal IQ range they are completely transparent. Also this is why he likes really cheap action scenes. However even a director like that can be good if he is REINED IN by a decent writer like Chuck Hogan or a cunning producer like Erwin Stoff. It's a battle of personalities really.
The reason why the later Star Wars films were so shit is because no one had the balls to rein in Lucas, like he was reined in for the first three movies. In A new hope, it was the cinematographer that really carried it out, also Lucas was inexperienced and very weak-willed allowing better experienced people to really make the movie for him. Lucas had no hand in making the Empire strikes back or Return of the jedi, he was just the writer of a really cheesy story that superior filmmakers turned into a better script and better movie.
5e52ae No.326744
>>326735
Well, I'll have to disagree to an extent. Michael Bay is a pretty bad film maker but he does have a hard on for the military.
So I guess IF there was anything he could MAYBE do right is a movie like that.
I might have to give it a whirl.
I'll be pissed and disappointed with /k/ if it turns out to be shit.
eb5a88 No.326748
>>326744
If you liked the original Rambo movies, especially First blood II, you will like 13 hours.
8416af No.326750
>>326186
>the book ends with a single black page and the words "It can always be worse."
>"It can always be worse."
That's the only constant in my life, which is why I don't complain anymore…
40dba5 No.326752
Also, what does /k/ think about Southeast Asian films? I'm thinking along the lines of Chow-Yuen-Fat/John Woo collaborations and "The Raid" series.
eb5a88 No.326783
>>326752
They're usually decent action flicks, slant-eyes are good at choreography.
af02e6 No.326791
>>326186
Got me cold. I had no fucking idea, only knew about his sister dying. Is he some kind of modern day Job, getting fucked all through life just to see how much he can take? Damn…
d8d1f6 No.326795
>>326699
Based on a book that tells real life events, with the survivors contractors as consultants. They themselves said that watching the movie was like going back in time, you see what they saw and lived.
I recommend watching the movie and than reading the book. You will see that some tropes on the CIA are real ( their incompetence and arrogance for an example ). The movie has all Bay signatures but it is really good and it was shilled into oblivion by the entire media in the entire world.
af02e6 No.326803
>>326186
Just noticed he has a constant thousand yard stare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrOb2YgRb6c
264789 No.326806
>>326699
It's a fucking meme to dislike Mike Bay.
Guy made trash films, but his good films are really goods (The Rock, Pain & Gain, and now 13 hours).
e3e2ec No.326811
>>326752
Even your trash is entertaining. Godfrey Ho movies for example.
28b9f8 No.326812
>>326806
If his money makers were unpopular with normies than /tv/ would excuse Bay for rounding up funds for his "risk" movies.
83ba5c No.326849
>>326752
The Raid 1 & 2, along with Oldboy, has some of the best fighting scenes I've EVER seen.
Everyone on /k/ owes it to themselves to check those movies out.
d699f8 No.326854
>>326849
The Karambit fight scene in the second was pretty gud. Machete scene in the first too.
4718d3 No.326858
>>326806
Pain & Gain was garbage, Strelok. I don't know anything about the other two though.
4d6e1b No.326866
>>326186
Everytime I read about him, I just want to make something to make him happy…
And I cant…
257b18 No.326890
>>326313
>I think he's doing her just because she's the one person he couldn't possibly love.
If you can't love a dedicated, caring, loving tarapu, what can you love, Canada?
What can you, I ask?
edc05d No.326945
>>326186
Holy fuck Keanu is Guts.
04ab25 No.327107
soooo…….
Op is Keanu
here, trolling for feels?
370397 No.327173
>>326046
>Where do you think you are, shitting on the dude because he is a tranny fucker.
898132 No.327563
>>327173
>being a tranny fucker
0091ac No.327564
>running around thinking he's tacticool as fuck shooting targets
this is real fucking cringy tbh
b41496 No.327568
>>327563
What's written on that paper on the second pic, aight I can buy that's the truth that some people don't say out loud.
Just humor my paranoia though. Is it the camera angle or does she have man hands, the paper is obscuring what is potentially a mannish jaw. Also the paper obscures tits. Then again supposedly there are korean surgeons who specializes in amazing tranny surgery.
TL;DR: Is her name Caitlyn or what?
b19c34 No.327573
>>326072
He's getting ready for his HAPA uprising.
d46a9c No.327583
>>327563
>Implying anyone should care about what women want
Enjoy your alimony, cuck.
>>327568
>Then again supposedly there are korean surgeons who specializes in amazing tranny surgery.
They are good at fixing ugly jaws, which, apparently, is a frequent issue with Korean women. Mind you, the end result is fucking gorgeous, post-surgery Korean women look really good, it's like a good base with a commonly faulty feature.
217497 No.327706
>>327583
>>327604
>>327563
>women, ever
Women exist for two reasons:
>Give birth
>Topple empires that favor them
The Greeks and Romans got gay all the time because they realized this. Then, they were both destroyed by open borders policies and high taxes.
Men are better at everything, including being women.
I pity straight men because they are willing to bet half their life earnings that they'll like someone the same their whole life.
>gas the chads, battle of the bulge now
370397 No.327710
>>327706
>implying I would put a .38 slug through a whores temple who tried to take my children and money
217497 No.327712
>>327710
If you live in a westernized country, everyone will be against you and you will not win. Now, she has your money, your house, will ruin your children, and you're in prison.
3aac73 No.327720
>>327706
>I pity straight men because they are willing to bet half their life earnings that they'll like someone the same their whole life.
I recommend for both straightfags and gayfags to get a prenup.
Every reason not to get a prenup is stupid and naive.
d29c30 No.327728
>>327720
I wish i had a dollar for every time I saw a judge just throw a prenup out and rule in favor of the bitch anyway.
3aac73 No.327733
>>327728
You'd have the dollar from the time your mom got you?
a3df0a No.327735
>>327706
…who is this semen demon?
n-no homo.
0a2d39 No.327743
>>327706
>poop dick
literally kill yourself
you forgot the most important part of womanhood:
being a mom
and from being a mother comes many other things which exist beyond the physical, a poopdick will never ever in his short life hold the power a mother has in shaping the life trajectory and evolution of her sons and daughters in a way that a father cannot really ever hope to do. homosexuality is a form of deviance and all of the most prominent greeks noted this. aristotle famously pointed out that deviances are corrected by nature and poopdicks usually die from compromised immune systems. the beotian/thebean homo military elite fell like autumn leaves before the galatian celts there is nothing romantic about the human anus kill yourself
3aac73 No.327745
>>327743
To raise a child you need both a mother and a father.
Single mother and the child gets fucked up
Two mothers and the child gets fucked up
Two dads and the child gets fucked up
eb5a88 No.327753
>>327563
>women want
Who cares what women want? Why do you care what women want?
I'm a man and I would fuck a trap or a woman, and I don't care what either of them thinks about being fucked by me, it's going to happen.
I don't give a shit if you call that gay.
eb5a88 No.327759
>>327720
Prenups are not foolproof, especially if people just get a boilerplate agreement.
They also vary from place to place what they can affect, in Canada for example prenups don't affect the children or the house. Woman gets both 100% of the time.
Prenup only affects whether or not the father can visit the kids.
>>327743
>in a way that a father cannot really ever hope to do.
Horrific abuse? Children in single mother are many many times more likely to be abused than in single father homes, and children in single mother homes are more likely to grow up into criminals as well. Across all demographics.
3aac73 No.327760
>>327759
Are they foolproof? Nope, you're probably right. If anything they are a dab of lube to make your "fair trial" a little more pleasing. But they're better than nothing
217497 No.327781
>>327743
That's why men invented vaccines and modern medicine.
Roasty mad she's becoming obsolete.
bf6fac No.327831
>>327706
>Men are better at everything, including being women.
The men that like to "be women" are also better at being crazier than most women. Lay off the Manchurian Funnybooks, they are making you say silly shit.
43b30f No.327834
>>327831
being crazy is one of the main defining characteristics of women, so by your own definition, yeah, trannies are pretty good at being women.
13c44b No.327837
>>327753
>I don't care what either of them thinks about being fucked by me, it's going to happen.
Naughty naughty Urkin! No raping!
Also, liking traps is gay because you are male and they are male. Same-sex relations are called homosexual, from the word "homo." Any denial of this obvious fact is just really universally transparent overcompensation by an insecure boy.
inb4 I d-didn't s-say it wasn't gay faggot
The only acceptable time to call it heterosexual is if you want to make your tranny waifu happy.
d46a9c No.327851
>>327743
I'm not a trap/trans fucker (and my country is fucking filled with transsexuals, both locals and from neighborhood countries), but a good alternative to mothers is a having a grandmother to help raising the kid. Grandmothers are usually more stable than younger women.
Statistics don't lie, getting married and having kids is not as safe as it use to be from an emotional perspective.
>>327831
I have met a handful and they were/seemed all pretty sane or at least emotionally stable people to me, sexual workers and attentionwhores from TV or the Internet aren't really representative of the whole demographic.
With that being said, most of them look off and age like shit, maybe would bang, but definitely wouldn't marry.
Keanu's trap looks tasty, I'd dip my dick on that.
dd490f No.327858
>>326806
> He made Pain & Gain
I am pretty sure its the only one of his movies that I watched and I thought it wasnt bad.
dd490f No.327859
>>327837
> That gif
Is that Frank Zappa
898132 No.327881
>>327706
>queer evangelism copypasta
take your sophism elsewhere cock gobbler
so many cancerous apologists in this thread
389840 No.327884
If only his acting career was this flawless
eb5a88 No.327895
>>327837
>inb4 I d-didn't s-say it wasn't gay faggot
But I actually didn't say that you fucking faggot. You can't just make a stuttery sentence of what I said then pretend it never happened.
Example:
>inb4 buh-b-but I s-said l-l-l-liking traps was gay.
4aabb8 No.328000
Being non-tacticool, are there competitions where they don't know the layout? Like just walk out have to shoot whatevers there?
>>326186
>Fellow actors don't much like him.
Ringing endorsement.
>>326748
can't tell if joking or not
>>327706
>Women exist for two reasons:
>Give birth
>Topple empires that favor them
Succinctly put. Will be changing that to 'societies' and repeating.
5402f4 No.328038
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>>326186
He also picked up a hitchhiker and drove them home in his sports car. It was a year or two after the first Matrix movie.
33e369 No.328047
>>327706
>>327706
>Men are better at everything, including being women.
Nigger, unless that trap has been castrated before puberty or has gone under sex change surgery, s/he already has some testosterone in her/his system. That's NOT a very good thing.
>Listening to some phone prank radio show
>This nigga is pranking her transsexual girlfriend, telling he's dumping her.
>She gets REALLY mad, starts insulting him and calling him a lazy faggot
>Starts crying and shit
>At the end he justs reveals her she has been pranked, and that only manages to get her even more mad
Traps/transsexuals: not even once.
33e369 No.328051
>>327583
>Mind you, the end result is fucking gorgeous, post-surgery Korean women look really good, it's like a good base with a commonly faulty feature.
Women that had plastic surgery are only useful as cum-dumpsters. It you ever want to marry some lady and you really ever want to keep your genes alive, then you need to seek a natural qt. No surgeries or shit. Facial aesthetics and a natural tendency to have a slim body are the most important thing.
5402f4 No.328052
>>328047
You knoe those "prank calls" are fake right, you rube.
35dfa1 No.328054
>>328000
This is starting to sound familiar.
217497 No.328062
>>328047
>this fake radio anecdote proves my point!
do you also get your news from the daily show?
33e369 No.328065
>>328052
Maybe, but at least it's entertaining. Once a caller got mugged at the middle of the prank. It's better than watching the horrendously lame tv shows, tho.
>>328062
>Current time
>Ever listening to mainstream news
I know you're being sarcastic, but I don't really care about other shows or programs at tv or radio.
5402f4 No.328067
>>328065
>Once a caller got mugged at the middle of the prank.
That sounds hacky as fuck. Is your TV so bad radio bits from the 90s are better?
33e369 No.328068
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>328067
If you only knew…
At least if that radio show it's fake, they're doing a great job. Instead, Laura tier shows are more fake than Kim Kardashian's ass.
5402f4 No.328070
>>328068
No wonder you fuckers run over here. Too bad Trump's going to stop you.
13c44b No.328071
>>327895
>But I actually didn't say that you fucking faggot.
You said you didn't give a fuck if people call liking traps gay. That implies that either you don't think liking traps is gay, or you don't care if someone calls you gay in a derogatory manner. You should have been more specific. :^)
>>328047
>s/he already has some testosterone in her/his system. That's NOT a very good thing.
Women also have testosterone.
>She gets REALLY mad, starts insulting him and calling him a lazy faggot
>Starts crying and shit
He's probably a lazy fuck and the truth was finally coming out. Are women supposed to be perfect angels, even when they're pissed as hell? Because there's lots of hos who will react the same way. Especially beaners.
d46a9c No.328075
>>328051
> It you ever want to marry
>[Current Year]
>Getting married
33e369 No.328077
>>328071
>Women also have testosterone
I know, they're at lower levels. Yet this fucking tranny got really scary. They were men after all. That's what I say that it would be different if they were trained to behave like women since young and also being castrated before puberty.
>>328070
>Implying that I would go to a PC ridden country where millennials actually support a fucking communist
>Implying that I would like to be played by fucking Democrat scoundrels
No thanks, I like funs and shit, but the rest of your country is being cucked to death, and it's really a shame. I hope Trump can fix that, I don't give a damn about the wall since I've never wanted to cross the border, heh.
33e369 No.328079
>>328075
That's what I said "if you ever wanted". Getting married at this times is a fucking gamble, and sometimes not even worth it. >>327720 is right about prenups. Yes, they're not foolproof, but it's better than nothing at all.
5402f4 No.328080
>>328077
At least neither of us is Argentina.
090d1e No.328097
>>328071
wow that thing is profoundly disgusting. All the proportions are way off. The upper lip looks like it needs a huge mustache. Is that supposed to be passable if you're missing an eye?
090d1e No.328099
>>328047
>acting like being beyond fucking insane is the sole reason that trannies are the spawn of satan
e8f83d No.328100
>>326163
Not even marky mark tops this bitch tho
4aabb8 No.328104
>>328054
I'm sexually attracted to women. But their actions nowadays repulse me. Not into anything with dicks.
13c44b No.328107
>>328097
I dunno dude, would fool me
090d1e No.328189
>>328107
you're kidding right? do you have face blindness or eye issues?
not asking to be insulting, genuinely concerned if you cant see that.
eb5a88 No.328194
>>328047
>s/he already has some testosterone in her/his system. That's NOT a very good thing.
Genetic women have testosterone in their system, testosterone is necessary for a libido.
>>328071
>That implies
You're inferring, I ain't implying.
257b18 No.328200
>>327743
>aristotle famously pointed out that deviances are corrected by nature and poopdicks usually die from compromised immune systems
Source, please?
I remember reading not too long ago Aristotle telling how they buried the two totally-not-homo-lovers side by side after being together their whole life.
>the beotian/thebean homo military elite
What about the Spartans? It is common knowledge they engaged in homo things, even for those who would later have wives.
Hell, most greeks did.
As did the romans.
As did quite some of the geniuses of the human race, but hey…
>>327745
>To raise a child you need both a mother and a father.
Total bullshit, and lemme prove you wrong.
Spartan society. Neither the mother, neither the father had control over the education and raising of children. The education was provided by the state, and had clear purposes. The educators, most probably, were men and men only.
Now, if a whole population can be educated by neither father nor mother, and still make up THE most stable society the Greeks had, admired by both Plato and Aristotle, surely a childs needs not a mother and a father.
Now, do single mother fuck up? Most probably. Do two lesbo partisans fuck up? Most probably. Do two flaming pridefags fuck up? Most probably.
Doesn't change the fact that a child does NOT need neither a mother, nor a father. A child just needs quality, reasonable education, and that's it.
ae02db No.328203
>>328200
Spartans also ended up wasting away their soldiers and having too low of an actual population to fight effectively, as well as a shit economy. That led to their loss to Thebes, and their complete removal as a significant state. Calling them a stable society is an exaggeration.
257b18 No.328212
>>328203
>Calling them a stable society is an exaggeration.
It is not, it is exactly what they were.
Saying they had a prosperous system would be an exaggeration.
Saying they had the best system would be an exaggeration.
Saying they were politically smart would be an exaggeration.
Saying even they were sustainable would be an exaggeration.
However, on their ability of producing quality citizens, able to hold the virtues necessary to citizenry and to prevent, like no other state, the classic degeneration of government - yes, they were, as a society, stable.
I mean, even if they government had oligarchical elements and Aristotle did them a lot of critique, he also made a point on calling them on the virtue of making virtuous citizens, who upheld the values of society and held it together better than any other.
And while that may be due to martial training, which seems to be surprisingly good at building virtue, the point stands.
ae02db No.328230
>>328212
If your fertility rate is lower than your neighbors, your training methods lead to high internal casualties, and you tend to get into wars that drain your manpower even further, your society isn't stable. It doesn't matter how virtuous your citizens are if you're not producing enough of them to sustain an economy or field a sufficient army for your campaigns. That's why the Spartan hegemony lasted only 30 years, because their society could never hold up in the long-term with their low population growth.
257b18 No.328244
>>328230
Okay, let me clear semantics: When I say socially stable, I mean "having a society with lesser levels of political/societal degeneration".
As in, the societal structure won't grow a cancerous tumor and die inside out. At least no so soon.
The strucuture of Laconian society sucked. Hard. In multiple ways. I mean, at least in my 21st century faggy opinion.
But their years of hegemony and their many, many others out of the direct spotlight, both before and after; their economy, their production, their system of citizenship - they don't matter in what I'm trying to say.
They all sucked really hard. But they don't matter for the "societal stability" I'm claiming here. They would matter on the stability of the State.
But the point is, Spartan society kept being so. Maybe that's why they got fucked. I'm not saying they were good and prosperous. I'm saying that both when their society should and when their society shouldn't change, their society didn't. Not much. Hence, "stable".
Sage for going waaaay offtopic.
eb5a88 No.328245
>>328203
>>328230
Sparta lasted 700 years, America lasted less than 250.
Lets not talk about "stability".
2bf858 No.328246
>>328245
>Sparta lasted 700 years
It wasn't a major power for the entire time anon, and America hasn't collapsed yet.
d46a9c No.328250
>>328230
Pretty much all the fucking greek polis/city-states had a thing for the gay: not only the Spartans had rampant faggotery as a frequent thing.
Having a separate house for the wife wasn't uncommon either. Same shit for Romans, only hundreds of years after they turned to Christianity thanks to pic related (oh the irony) same genre sex started to be frown upon (not even straight out banned, mind you).
Following your logic, the Roman empire fell after they stopped having so many homos running around, so straight couples made Rome unstable? I really don't think so; Just like all those flesh sword-fights the Spartans had wasn't the reason why their system failed, Roman didn't succumb because of how many dicks and vagoos were put together.
The problems of both civilizations were far more complex. Like the Mapple sucker above said, this empires lasted way longer than any current power and had longer periods of stability too.
>>328246
The Romans did and by a fair shot. Almost 400 years undivided and ruling most of the known world, the majority of those years having rampant male-booty assaulter among their most distinguished members.
Same sex intercourse doesn't have shit to do with how "stable" or even "productive" a society is. It's just people that prefers their booties with a handle up front.
ae02db No.328251
>>328245
The rate of social change in ancient times was slower than in modern ones. Your time scales aren't relevant to each other.
>>328244
While I see your point, I'd say that the needs of a stable society aren't only reliant on an internal morality, but an ability to resist external pressure. In that sense, Rome managed to do far better without universal military service and with a far smaller proportion of slaves in the population. Sparta is vastly overrated by people with little knowledge of history going "muh Spartan way."
Also, change doesn't necessarily imply degeneration. Just look at Rome overthrowing the Etruscan kings and founding the best empire of the ancient age.
ae02db No.328253
>>328250
The specific Spartan habit of marrying late and having high injury rates in their training led to a small population, which meant both difficulty keeping their helots suppressed and later waging war against other city states. The faggotry is tangential, but what I was refuting was more the communal education aspect as something that strengthened the society. Rome had considerably less of that, but was a greater empire in nearly every regard.
2bf858 No.328260
>>328250
Compared to the present I believe the Greeks and the Romans didn't do exclusive homosexuality very often as seen today.
257b18 No.328262
>>328246
>America hasn't collapsed yet.
America is already way beyond the point of degeneration from a Constitutional government into a Democracy, as per classical terms.
In fact, it is almost a textbook example of said degeneration.
It's incredible how guys thousands years ago have both answers and predictions to most of the political problems we have now.
>>328251
I agree on basically everything you said. Even on them going "muh Spartan way".
>change doesn't imply degeneration
Well.. yes. But change is hard as all fuck to do without actually degenerating or losing your values in the process.
And on the topic of Rome, the Roman Republic political system was fucking genius. I believe it still is the best general constitution of government ever devised, it is just so ridiculously ingenious and well thought out.
Well, the principle, I mean. The specifics and practicalities can still be refined and modernized.
0a2d39 No.328312
>>328200
stupid fucking huenigger
the thebeian/ beotians destroyed the spartan hegemony which had declined through race mixing and a overly eugenic social system which weeded out too much of its good blood so helots assumed control.
read aristotles politics the entire piece is in support of the idea of the natural destruction of deviance in all forms of human conduct
0a2d39 No.328316
>>328245
ZERO LOST IN COMBAT
0a2d39 No.328317
>>328250
you are literally the worst poster on/k/ you just autisticallly post long technical screeds that often have no acutal point to them but exist only to debate minutea. you might as well be a tripfag you retarded fuck
0a2d39 No.328321
>>328260
no they did not and sodomy was not practiced as well. most of the stereotypical behavior ascribed to "all" romans and "all" greeks occured in the later stages of their civilizations. the idea that prancing faggots were the norm in early republican rome is the height of idiocy and early classical greece did not fully fetishize the male form until much later on. homosexuality in nature occurs when there are males who cannot gain access to females it is a form of stress and is entirely negative. the male organ exists rationally to fertilize eggs just as firearms exist logically to strike objects with bullets, if one chooses to use ones male organ to mash poop or if one chooses to use ones firearm to stir spaghetti sauce it is ones proclivity to do so but as many people fail to read on a firearm improper use can be dangerous and fatal.
3aac73 No.328338
>>328317
>you are literally the worst poster on/k/ you just autisticallly post long technical screeds that often have no acutal point to them but exist only to debate minutea. you might as well be a tripfag you retarded fuck
>he says on his third post in a row on a long rant about something, ignoring that he can reply to multiple people in one post
257b18 No.328441
>>328312
>read aristotles politics the entire piece is in support of the idea of the natural destruction of deviance in all forms of human conduct
I've read. It's not.
You are just bad at reading. And at writing, too. And at thinking.
>>328321
>prancing faggots
pracning faggots != homosexual
Do you try to prove to everyone how masculine you are?
Maybe some repressed urges?
257b18 No.328443
>>328321
Okay, I forgot to sage, so…
>no they did not and sodomy was not practiced as well
Really? Really? You are really serious? Okay, sure! Of course. If you say so, I totally trust you.
>"all" romans and "all" greeks
>all
Said literally no one in this thread.
It's almost like a population is not homogeneous in like cock or vag. Radical concept, I know.
But they surely have fallen because too much cum was being put in the wrong receptacles and the god of salty milk got angry, yes yes.
>early classical greece did not fully fetishize
I'd say that the greeks did "fetishize" all forms of bodily beauty, female and, yes, male. As seen in their artwork.
And as far as sports and olympics, they sure did give extra special attention to the male form.
But instead, I will focus on
>fully
>fully
>fully
>fully
kek
>when there are males who cannot gain access to females it is a form of stress and is entirely negative
Can I have source?
I may even start taking stress pills, if that's the case. I have the feeling that is not going to happen, however.
Such a pity.
Sucking cock is being so harmful to me, I feel like I could cry.
>if one chooses to use ones male organ to mash poop
C'mon, cleaning up is just good form.
You had one single time with Johnny Faggy behind the bushes and got shat all over and got so traumatized you can only think about poop, nowadays?
No sense of proper education and hygiene whatsoever, geez.
Besides, the prostate is really fun. Thank God in his all knowing glory for putting it in such acessible spot.
>the male organ exists rationally to fertilize eggs
All those masturbators, trespassing everyday against the holy, unwavering, objectively correct natural design. They must be punished for such deviancy, yes!
I'll bring my leather harness, gag and whip, gimme some minutes.
eb5a88 No.328455
>>328246
>It wasn't a major power for the entire time anon
Neither was America. It was a useless nothing country prior to WWI, during WWII became a world power, and after WWII a major workd power.
So it's been maybe 60 years that America has been a major power.
>>328251
>The rate of social change in ancient times was slower than in modern ones. Your time scales aren't relevant to each other.
OK then come up with an objective way to measure stability, or fuck off.
d46a9c No.328469
>>328321
There were no faggots back then, well, at least not so many as now. The social structure was completely different and same sex intercourse wasn't labeled as a gay or homosexual thing, it was just sex. The roles were mostly determined by who was the one doing the fucking (the dominant figure) and who was the one taking it. It also had a lot to do with admiration, be it over the person's merits/feats or just because of the aesthetic beauty of the body.
Shit was pretty weird compared to what we have now.
Also, you're objectively wrong about man-booty action being more common on the later stages of their civilizations, specially with Rome, that banned manwhores during the last 100-150 years of its (pre-division) days.
Don't try to do historical revision, m80. Things are what they are and there is plenty of records like the one the Hue posted here >>328443
Sage because this went way too far from the original topic.
ba3c0d No.328473
saw this, pretty fuckin impressive man
so we all know he can shoot now, did you guys know that he can act too?
hey, hey! where are you goin? im being serious here, ive seen like at least one movie where he was halfway decent, i think it was a cop movie
0a2d39 No.328483
>>328443
ha arguing with you is pointless since you are just trying to validate your perversion to yourself. I honestly don't care the more of you filthy shitskins become faggots the less of you there are around on this earth
0a2d39 No.328485
>>328469
im wrong yet you have no sources where any quick reading of livy and a comparison with seutonius and tacitus would lend support to my position, but maybe the spainish/shitskin translations of those works are different i don't read spainish and portuguese. and also the huenigger is openly admitting his prejudice towards shitmashing
7a7aa8 No.328518
>>328483
>y-you're gay!? WELL ARGUMENT DISCARDED THEN FUCK YOU
kek
BTFO
691f8f No.328538
>>328483
>>328485
First and foremost: Punctuation and capitalization, please. Typos are alright, everyone makes them. But it's hard for me to play the shitskin when you're writing like a monkey.
>>328483
Oh yes, I'm trying to validade myself. All my self esteem comes from what I am, not what I do or have done.
However, I must say
>arguing
You never did. An argument requires premises. You never gave me even a single premise. Not even one. You made statements. And dumb, unbased statements, at that. That were refuted.
But hey, I'm obviously biased, right? Unlike you.
If you come up with arguments, however, I'd love to debate you and probe your premises for faults and let you probe my premises too. Probing each other sounds fun, right?
>>328485
>im wrong yet you have no sources
Well, neither have you. Looks like we both are going to need to step up our argumentation, then.
>but maybe the spainish/shitskin translations
I've read it in english.
I'm going to reread the parts and quote them. And maybe prove you wrong, maybe prove me wrong. Let's see.
>also the huenigger is openly admitting his prejudice towards shitmashing
>shitmashing
Is one of the most embarassing things that could happen, period. However, for people that actually have a notion of hygiene and like dick, clean buttfun is awesome.
You sound like a huge fucking faggot. Much more than I could ever hope to be. Try it out, it seems right up your alley.
27f76e No.328585
>>328473
Was that the one where Forrest Whittaker was the corrupt chief of police and kept incriminating evidence inside his wall?
d46a9c No.328616
>>328483
>arguing with you is pointless since you are just trying to validate your perversion to yourself
If you find yourself out of argument you just throw some ad hominem with a heavy dose of your own political narrative? That's kind of sad I must say.
>>328485
Again, you can reply to more than one Strelok in a single post.
Anyway, it's funny that you mention Livy; I know this might be shocking for you, but Livy was ancient days /pol/; all of his records are highly opined and obviously distorted.
See pic related. That's pretty much how everything he wrote was like. As an illustrative and simplified example:
>Historical Event:
People gather to drink wine and fuck
>Livy's narrative:
Lustful and corrupted by wine, having abandoned their morality and because they had at had minors to corrupt, people fucked whatever they wanted.
The word degenerate probably wasn't invented yet, otherwise he would have used it all the time.
Truth to be told, Romans just enjoyed fucking and fucking a man also had a power statement implication as you were fucking a real free citizen (unlike women and slaves). Raping minors was also frown upon, but not incurring in consensual sex (which sounds pretty fucked up to be honest), that's how things worked apparently. Ancient Greece Crete had sexual initiation rituals for male teens (and no, it wasn't straight sex).
34f975 No.328689
Unlike other actors, he seems pretty based.
f0f077 No.328695
1ecc24 No.328699
>>328483
Hello I am white and gay
06853e No.328732
>>328443
The negative lacquer decorations in your pic come after the earlier positive technique, the one which uses black figures on a pale background.
e5ced6 No.328740
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>328695
Or maybe Point Break. Remember that drill at the beginning of the movie.
0a2d39 No.328898
>>328616
>perspectives I disagree with are /pol/
0a2d39 No.328905
>>328538
its funny how you are pretending to care about arguementation and rhetoric now when your previous statement was based around an unsourced jpeg of some fetish art piece which was from late classical greece as the spic above me noted. the idea that homosexuality is somehow healthy and at all an expression of a sane balanced constitution is the height of stupidity. the idea that the human anus can be "clean" when its purpose for existence is the excretion of waste the only truly clean one would be the one of a cadaver, that would make sense to since the activity is entirely mechanical and a fetish
d46a9c No.328909
>>328898
Well, he sounded like this new /pol/ we have now, it's not a matter of agreeing or not. Also, the focus here isn't a matter of concurring with what he said or not, just proving that everything he wrote was highly opined and not a proper historical record. He twisted events to fit his narrative.
>>328905
>clean
>Caring about that shit
Heh
Also
>Still can't into multiple replies per post
You have to go back to reddit/pol/ or redpill subreddit or wherever you came from, I don't like immigrants :^)
257b18 No.328957
>>328905
>pretending
But I do care, monkeywriter. See other posts of mine not related to you.
>when your previous statement
My previous statement was outright ridicule. It was no attempt of argument or stating anything besides how absolutely ludicrously deluded you are, distorting the world to fit your own idea of truth so that you don't have to put the mental effort to update when facing reality or the mental damage that comes when seeing yourself wrong.
I mean, it has become clear I can't actually debate you. Words on deaf ears and all that. So I might as well get a giggle.
If you do want to argue like actual thinking men, though, go ahead.
>the idea that homosexuality is somehow healthy
Which is funny, considering sans aidsfags homos tend to be much more health and fitness oriented.
>and at all an expression of a sane balanced constitution
Which is funny, considering how "balanced" your average heterofag is. I see no real difference between cocksuckers and vaglickers, I see difference between muh feels sheltered twats and identity pridefags such as you seem to be and actual people capable of balance, thought, reason and accomplishment.
>is the height of stupidity
Oh. Thank you for telling me. That sure was an ego blow. Ooof. I should be crying now, right?
And that's not even getting into the long-term historical and possibly evolutionary consequences of homofaggism. Which I could actually argue with you (although maybe not in a weapons board), if you were actually interested in new ideas.
>the idea that the human anus can be "clean"
I pity you for never putting your dick in a butthole that smelled of mint and fresh candy, and that was so clean you could eat on it.
Which is strange, considering that women have a butthole too. I mean, it's not boipussy and they have no sweet sweet prostate, but they supposedly like it and men supposedly like doing it.
You know, it takes some time for excrements to get into the end of the hallway. Quite some time. You get it nice and clean there - which granted, is a little bit awkward but totally worth it - and you can spend the best part of a whole day with nothing but minty freshness and clean, normal, standard bodily mucus. Getting poop on your dick is really gross. No self-respecting buttowner would allow such shame to befall him.
>entirely mechanical and a fetish
You mean… Like all sex?
Or are you actually saying there is no pleasure to be found by stimulating the prostate?
If the second, I may consider saging more and giggleposting again.
257b18 No.328959
>>328732
And then I didn't see this and don't want to sage, because this is legit interesintg.
But I must.
Thanks, Italy. This will be my research for tonight.