/k/ - Weapons

It's either

A. Skinwalker

B. Wendingo

C. Other innawoods spook

>>326950

All I know is that I'm never going back to the fucking Yukon EVER again.

Well, I've heard of this village quite far innawoods in HK yes, HK actually has woods, surprise suprise and story says that a guy from that village went to fight some japs in WWII, and when he returned, there was literally no one in sight (however, everything else is still in good-order, even topped off with some half-finished food in some of the houses).

Later, sometime in this century, a bunch of airshitters went to the same village to play airshit, and one of them got lost. They found the lost guy's corpse completely naked with an expression of complete fear, autopsy was inconclusive

>>327587

Western Pennsylvania. Year was 1998, as I typed.

Honest to god, it looked like some fake ass recreation you'd see on a mid-2000's Sci-fi show interviewing people who have been abducted or had seen a UFO, but it was 100% real.

>>327599

Didn't really see the year since it's a bit late and my concentration is shit.

>1 September 1998 19:30 - Avoca, Pennsylvania, USA - Large object seen hovering right off the side of I-81 around 20 miles south of Avoca.

>22 September 1998 21:30 - Doylestown, Pennsylvania, USA - Near Doylestown an octagon object was seen spinning in a counter-clockwise direction with moving lights of red, green and white.

>In October 1998 20:30 - Columbia, Pennsylvania, USA - Nocturnal lights were reported.

>24 November 1998 Around 1500 - Wilmerding, Pennsylvania, USA - A daytime disc was reported.

>25 November 1998 21:30 - Springtown, Pennsylvania, USA - Object seen hovering below the tree line on right side of road.

That's the best I could find.

>>327607

>Wilmerding report

That date was about the time of year it happened. Wilmerding is about an hour from where I personally saw the ayys, so it could've been the same UFO. Where'd you get those reports from, Strelok?

I'll have to ask my mother next time I see her to get a more vivid description of everything. She still remembers it as if it were yesterday.

>>326936

>>326970

Oh boy, someone else has come across an ayy lmao reject. I'm in Northern BC, to give you how remote I am it takes me two hours before I see someone friendly aka civilized people. Going on about what you saw, the Indians who live even deeper innawoods generally state that those fucking things are something the "sky" people tend to drop off in the remoteness. Indians fear and stay the fuck outta the woods when ones in the Area, that usually means I've got to deal with those fuckers when the Indians totally clear off of my property.

Enough firepower kills one of them dead. .303 is the best thing the British ever invented, click fucking clack.

>>327644

We went into an area that the Inuits left 250 years ago and boy it was just odd old polar bear skulls and other Inuit shit covered the woods we were in.

>>327646

There are areas like that around here, Indians won't go anywhere near them. Haunted or some shit.

>>327644

>>327646

I could very well be wrong, but it seems like a whole bunch of Canada could be a /k/ommando playground, the kind of "innawoods" of lore, if laws and such were different. It seems like the biggest obstacle would be not getting your government on your ass for disturbing native population, since it seems you guys grapple with that a lot, seemingly even more (sometimes) than the US does.

>>327626

I got them from here.

http://thecid.com/ufo/chrono/dd/1998.htm

>>327765

11/10

>>327721

I was thinking of the Zone too when reading >>327705. "Such is life innawoods," I guess. I'd love to go up there some day. Your photo looks nice. I've always found mossy areas and moss in general to have an appealing aesthetic. I have an autistic-level fascination with moss and lichens.

>>327885

i know that feel mossbro. Maybe we're orks or something

Can you fuck off with this thread every week? There are no ghosts or monsters you child.

Every man who goes in a forest at night with his gun knows, barring other armed men, he's the most powerful thing in that forest.

I'm starting to think this board userbase is just twelve year old girls.

>>327896

Skinwalker detected

>>327996

10/10 OC

I don't know if this belongs here, but I wanted to ask if anyone sometimes sees shadows ?

To be more specific, for a time now, I've seen shadows around corners, at home, at school, a number of place, that looked human, but they slip away as I come close and when I turn the corner, there is no one and anyone that is around is too far to have caused it, sometime it happens when I'm home alone.

And they don't slip away quickly, they're just here and casually go further when I get close and when I look where I've seen it, there is nothing, and no one around.

And I swear I clearly saw those shadows before they got away.

Anyone else ? Anyone know about that ? Should I go ask /x/ instead ? I didn't give it much thought but now that I think about it and it happened several times it's starting to creep me out.

>>328012

That's #1 symptom of schizophrenia.

>Should I go ask /x/ instead ?

No, faggot, get treated before you see a "shadow" on some babys face and stab it to death.

>>328162

Well that's just weird. I have zero psychatric past, and those shadows did look real, honestly. Why would I start getting hallucinations all of sudden ?

>>328353

Mind capping the OP, Strelok?

>>328012

How is your vision?

>>328360

I haven't seen a doctor about that for a while but it's alright I guess. I can see text written in very small characters at full arm lenght from my face, I never saw anything blurry or distorted, etc. I think it's okay in general. And I'm 100% sure that I clearly saw those shadows.

>>327765

My sides have joined yours brother. To fly with eagle and kek with frog of many smirks.

>>327896

The copypasta you used last thread would have gotten more replies.

>>328342

Dude seriously get treatment. Would you ignore a brain tumor because you've never had one before?

If you want to know the mechanism, essentially the human brain is wired to recognize human shapes and faces since birth. In the absence of real humans and during extreme shocks to the brain, the brain sometimes fills in exactly those things its missing.

This is why people report similar things, and this is common.

http://www.understand-schizophrenia.com/schizophrenia-symptoms.html

>2 - Visual hallucinations are images which patients see. These can be partially or fully formed and can include seeing shadows

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=41427

>shadows-that are not really there

http://www.dailystrength.org/c/Schizophrenia/forum/17885797-shadow-people

> The shadow people are coming back a little. Does anyone else have this? And how do you deal with them? I am on zyprexa and just started navane also. I am at 6 mg of navane. Is there any coping skills I can use? Thanks.

Or more fully

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/09/060920-shadow-person_2.html

>Creepy "Shadow Person" Effect Conjured by Brain Shocks

You might start seeing peoples faces melting as well, that's normal for a schizo off meds.

http://healthland.time.com/2012/10/24/changing-faces-stimulating-the-brain-morphs-peoples-faces-before-patients-eyes/

>>328457

That's really worrying actually… But why the fuck do I suddenly get that ? I can't catch that like a cold, can I ?

>>328566

Schizophrenia can remain dormant and suddenly appear, one hypothesis is that it is caused by a retrovirus in the brain. You can determine risk, if you got really sick from a virus a few days after birth that is a very good indicator of risk. I would ask your parents, and consult a professional.

>>326950

while a latitude that high could be a Wendingo, it's neither that nor a skinwalker.

>>328604

Okay, so for now I'll ask my parents if anything happened after my birth. If there was, they probably would have told me already but just to be sure. If it's the case, it's really fucked up and I really don't need that right now for fuck's sake.

>>328366

It could also be Charles Bonnet Syndrome.

>>328672

Hm. Apparently it affects people that are relatively old. I'm only 19. Should I keep it in mind ? I'll also ask my parents about the virus right now.

>>328696

Alright, so I asked my mother… And yes, I did apparently had a small viral crisis three days after my birth. I'm not sure what I should make of that now.

>>328612

Or you could bypass Sherlock Holmes investigation and get an MRI. It might not be schizophrenia, it could be a tumor or a blood clot.

>>328612

It could also be genetic, ask them if the family tree has a tendency to have it.

>>328765

Nah, we checked that a while back and I remember that we found that some (rare) members had some minor forms of psychopathy. Other than that, nothing if not for the occasional autist.

>>328728

I'm not sure if I can request a MRI all of sudden. I can talk to my parents, but "Mom ! The anons tell me I have brain cancer or schizophrenia !" Doesn't sound good no matter how I think about it.

>>327958

I remember that thread, read that late at night and got creeped the fuck it

>>327746

It's okay anon, good thing is we CAN underage b& anyone younger than 18 if they're born later than Mar. 9, 1998.

Kids born this year will have no concept of memes when they grow up. It'll all be man-machine interfaces beaming thoughts into their heads with waves

>>327584

Most theories suggest that because memory is hazy, you might'be been abducted. Or had memory wiped by either them or some weird ass agency. Or you were just tired.

>>329032

The KGB alien races book suggests there are 54 known alien races that currently commonly visit earth.

>>329156

Thank you anon, but I actually don't drink coffee. Tried it a few times, never liked. I think I actually sleep pretty well (something like 7-8 hours a night, more on weekends and vacation days).

Also, I don't actually see a quick shadow in the corner of my eye, It's a clearly visible shadow on the ground that obviously belongs to someone around the corner that casually walks away as I get close, and when I look where the "person" was standing, there is no one. And it doesn't really happen when I feel vulnerable or in dark places, in fact it seems completely random, and in well lit places (otherwise there wouldn't be shadows), like in a hallway at school, behind a bookshelf at the library, or, more inexplicably, in my apartment when I'm home alone.

>>329156

I don't want to dismiss anyone, I just want to make sure my strelok friends on /k/ are alright. I actually believe some cases of shadow people and ghosts, but I've also seen schizophrenia destroy lives.

>>328859

You may not need an MRI, but you should really consult a professional, worst case you lose some money, best case you can head off schizophrenia before it worsens.

>>329186

It just seems really weird to me. I had to to some hypnotherapy sessions a while back because of some problems I had, they would have noticed if anything was wrong with me, wouldn't they ?

>>329156

I'm going to screencap this as an example why these threads are shit and do actual harm to people.

>>329192

Was the shadow in the center of your field of view or just a peripheral vision thing?

>>329195

In my field of view, I could clearly see them on the ground.

>>329200

You should speak with your doctor and get a full check up.

>>329203

I really don't know what I should say. It'll be weird to ask for something like that out of the blue.

>>329194

Okay, have fun anon, the rest of us will probably just keep enjoying the ghost stories.

>>329263

I like ghost stories here and on /x/ sometimes, but apparently ghosts and skinwalkers often attack Streloks with guns with them. Are ghosts stupid ?

Or are the Strelok the victims that lived to tell the tale thanks to said baby killing machines ?

>>329192

Well, you didn't have it yet, it develops later. If they weren't looking for it, they would have no way of assesing your risk for it. I don't think you should stress out about this, even if you do have it the medicine these days has come leaps and bounds meaning you can live a practically normal life, apart of taking meds everyday. Being made aware of your potential condition is a very rare privilege, and means that you have a really good chance to help prevent worsening of your condition.

>>329230

Schedule an appointment with a doctor and bring up that you think you have been seeing these shadows. He'll then refer you to a mental health specialist who can help you more. If you're feeling bad about yourself, don't you're not a freak for having a disease, it is no different than having type 1 diabetes.

>>329281

What kind of doctor can I see to speak about that ?

>>329230

>It'll be weird to ask for something like that out of the blue.

It isn't out of the blue, because you're showing symptoms of schizophrenia. It's your doctor's job to help you stay healthy, just schedule an appointment and tell him right out what is happening.

Whatever you do, don't listen to this faggot >>329156

Also, /k/, What is the best ghost/spooky story you have ? I'd like to have a few in case of campfire or boring party.

>>329483

It actually does not happen often, something like every week or so, often more. The last time it happened was actually today, in my house.

Are there some others signs that should warn me ? I want to be somewhat sure…

>>329483

>>329439

One of the most telling signs of schizo is really fucked up sentence structure. Google it.

>>329856

Not any that you would notice just go save up some money for an MRI and get a referral or however it works in France.

>>329874

I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't spell check after I edit my sentences if I don't have to before hitting the bed. I'll work on it when I feel like it but then again I never feel like it.