/k/ - Weapons

More stories please. I want to nosleep tonight over people not treating guns right.

>Black guy walks in

>Immediately gravitates to the Hi-Point .380

>Background check gets denied

>He walks over to the corner with his disinterested girlfriend, makes no attempt to prevent us from hearing his conversation with her, then stands around looking squirrelly while she walks over to the counter

>"I want dat one."

>Points at the exact gun he was trying to buy

>Take her ID and make her fill out the 4473

>Enter her ID into the denial database while she tries to figure out which end of the pen makes words appear

>She hands over the 4473, I don't even look at the illegible chickenscratch on it

>"Denied for an attempted straw sale. Get outta my store."

>Two blatant faggots walk in

>White guy with a really effeminate voice and a lisp, dreadlock-wearing nigger with a spic name

>"Somebody tried to break into our house, we need to get a gun!"

>They each decide to buy a separate gun and get the cheapest shit we sell that isn't a Hi-Point

>lol, S&W SD9VE and a Diamondback DB9

>White polesmoker hands over his 4473 and asks me if it still counts as a felony conviction if he was given a choice of six months in prison or three years probation

>Um, yes

>He proceeds to argue with me over whether getting convicted of a felony counts as getting convicted of a felony

>Tell him he's getting denied

>He announces he's taking the 4473 with him

>Nope, federal law says we have to keep it for 20 years

>"Can I scratch out my social security number and stuff?"

>"No sir, that would be another felony at this point."

>"Well what if someone steals my identity? I'm gonna tell them you did it!"

>"Good luck proving that in court."

>Black sodomite turns in his 4473 unfinished

>"C'mon honey, let's go somewhere else."

>Roll my eyes, enter white faggot into denial database as a convicted felon who tried to take his 4473 when he got denied, and the nigger turd burglar as an attempted straw sale

>Laugh when I realize they both left their ID's sitting on the counter

>Thirty minutes they come back all pissed off and demand their ID's; they drove all the way to our other location before they realized they didn't have them

>Then they drove all the way back to our other store and tried to buy a gun there

>lol, denied

Jesus fuck OP, focus the camera on the foreground. I can't see shit.

>>327058

Why do you live in a location obviously infested with a plethora of niggers and faggots? There's your problem, right there!

>>327051

Why do poor people get into such expensive hobbies!? That little shit pistol is only 300 bucks. Why the fuck would the guy want it replaced when it's obviously blown up? He might as well just throw it away! It's only 300 bucks.

>>327058

>Racist redneck coworker laughs when a black guy who bought a gun from us a week earlier comes in and says his gun is broken

>lol, shitty Taurus PT111

>Coworker sticks it in a box and mails it back to Taurus

>It comes back surprisingly quick and the included letter says it wouldn't work because the internal lock had been activated; they included a spare key for it

>Coworker immediately activates the internal lock, puts the gun and key back in the box, and returns the useless pistol to the customer

>"I wanna see how long it takes him to figure out that the lock is there and he can get the gun to work just by turning the key."

>"Couldn't he figure that out by reading the manual?"

>"Pffft, niggers can't read."

>Black guy in his 50's walks in

>Holy shit, this guy is the epitome of classy

>Seriously, he looks like a Hugo Boss model from the 1950's

>His cane even matches his watch, belt buckle, and cuff links

>Wait- he clearly doesn't need a cane to walk, why does he-

>Look closer and notice the recessed hammer and folding trigger

>"What caliber is that?"

>He looks surprised for a moment, then sheepishly replies, "20-gauge. And you're the first to even catch on."

>"Really? How long you been carrying it?"

>"Thirty years."

>Nice

>White girl with big tits comes in

>"I want to buy a taser, there's a creepy guy who keeps following me."

>Show her the tasers, demonstrate what it looks and sounds like

>"Trust me, if you just crackle it, they'll get the point and back off."

>Asks to see it

>I put it on safe and admonish her to be careful

>She immediately flips off the safety, presses the trigger, and puts her finger between the electrodes

>My implied facepalm would have done Tommy Lee Jones proud

>Guy walks in and says the owner called him to come pick up a transfer

>Walk in the back and grab the box

>Pull the gun out so he can examine it

>Brand new VEPR-12 with a 25-rnd drum and half a dozen 10-rnd mags

>"I got this for $400, can you believe that?"

>You son of a bitch

>New guns arrive, I log them into the inventory

>Holy shit

>Sig-Sauer P220 Elite 10mm with custom grip, 5" barrel, and adjustable target sights, SAO with manual safety

>Hnnnng!

>Next gun is a matte stainless Colt Delta Elite

>HNNNNNNG!

>Open the crate of newly arrived rifles

>Two PS90's on top and a DSA Stg58 on bottom

>Die of heart failure

>Spend the rest of the day staring at the new guns with lust

>>327069

>cane shotgun

I WANT ONE

>>327058

Quality work making sure American gun owners stay a small and homogeneous group.

Stories from last thread:

>Hippie chick walks in

>Asks where the pepper spray is

>Tell her

>She tears the package open while I politely ask her not to do that, then turns with a triumphant grin and shouts something about 'evil death merchants'

>Holds up the pepper spray and presses the trigger

>Dumb bitch has it pointing at her face

>Doesn't release the trigger, just holds it down while screaming and hosing her own face down

>I think I broke a rib laughing

>I laughed even harder after the cops arrested her

>I wasn't laughing when I had to decontaminate all the holsters, soft goods, etc. she got pepper spray on

>Stereotypical liberal walks in and heads to the reloading section

>Dumps a keg of gun powder onto the floor, dumps out the contents of a box of primers, and starts jumping up and down on the primers-and-power combination while screaming that he's going to blow us all up

>He gets tackled and handcuffed, a coworker cleans up the fire hazard he created, and the cops come and arrest him

>Dumbass tried to allah ackbar a gun store by jumping up and down on primers and gun powder

>Another hippie chick walks in

>Not this shit again

>Asks if we carry any .50BMG; says she has a competition coming up and she's running low

>She becomes a regular customer, has our gunsmith make some custom precision rifles for her

>She often gets into arguments with other customers about how the government is poisoning us with GMO's, Israel did 9-11, and Agenda 21 is a genocidal plan and that's why the government hates self-sufficient people who live off the land

>Everything turned out better than expected!

>Guy walks in and goes right past an entire display of holsters

>"I guess you're sold out of holsters?"

>"No sir, there's an entire wall of holsters right there."

>Turns and stares at the magazine pouches for ten seconds

>"I guess you're sold out of holsters?"

>"Look three feet to your right."

>Looks at several dozen different holsters hanging from the wall for maybe five seconds, then says "I guess you're sold out of the one I want" and leaves

>Dude, why did you even come in here?

>>327065

Those were the first obvious fags ever, and the niggers are typically weeks apart from each other. It just seems like we're infested because they're the ones who do shit that get stories told about them.

90% of customers are just regular people. They come in, they buy shit, they leave. It's the 10% who do something truly stupid/insane/glorious that you remember and tell stories about.

>>327081

Is there anyway I can buy shit at a store without giving my shit to the feds? Any way to "personally" sell a weapon?

>Black guy walks in

>Stares at the S&W 500

>Makes literal chimpanzee hooting noises to get my attention

>"Is dat a Desert Eagle?"

>"No sir, it's a S&W .500 Magnum."

>"Is it full-auto?"

>"… it's a revolver."

>He gives me an uncomprehending stare

>"No."

>"Ok, ok, how much is it?"

>"$1,800."

>"DAAAAAYUUUUUM! I'll give you seven hundred for it."

>"Um, no sir. It's $1,800."

>"I'll give you seven fiddy, but only if you trow in da beams wid it."

>"The what?"

>"Da beams, man, da beams! You know?"

>"You mean a laser?"

>"Yeah! Dat's it!"

>"No."

>"Why not?!"

>"I'm not selling you a pistol at half price, nor am I giving you a $300 laser for free."

>*indignant grunting and lip smacking*

>"I'm takin' muh bidness elsewhere!"

>"Ok."

>Old guy with a WW2-era service cap on walks in, doing the old-guy-shuffle, and asks to see our 1911's

>Then he wants to see our sole M1 Garand

>He's disappointed that it's too heavy for him now

>Goes back to the 1911's

>I get him set up with a nice one, he likes the sights and says it reminds him of his old gun he carried back in the day

>Asian guy comes in with his kid, who is maybe eight years old

>Kid is drooling over the 1911's while his dad talks to our gunsmith about boresighting his rifle

>Kid politely asks to see the 1911 the old man just bought

>Old man says sure, explains the safety rules, and bends down to hand the gun to him

>Kid is awed by the gun, old man chuckles and pats him on the back as he takes his pistol back

>"You know, I think I bayonetted your grandpa at Guadalcanal. Spilled his guts all over my boots. I'll never forget the way he screamed."

>Old man smiles and waves at us as he walks out the door, leaving the Asian kid staring at him with wide eyes

>Dad can't figure out why his kid is crying and I'm trying not to lose it

>>327086

Not in a licensed store. If you do it face-to-face with someone who isn't a licensed dealer, you're good. No paperwork, nothing.

>>327090

>>"You know, I think I bayonetted your grandpa at Guadalcanal. Spilled his guts all over my boots. I'll never forget the way he screamed."

>

>>Old man smiles and waves at us as he walks out the door, leaving the Asian kid staring at him with wide eyes

>

>>Dad can't figure out why his kid is crying and I'm trying not to lose it

and this is why I browse /K/

shine on, you glorious bastards, shine on.

>>327091

Yeah I knew that. So with you being a licensed dealer you cannot sell a personally owned weapon, at say, a gun show? You couldn't order a gun, but it with "your" money, then sell it a few days later at a gun show? Or is that a "straw sale"? If so, that sucks. I Fucking hate registering my guns. Luckily none of mine are right now. I only buy from gun shows.

>>327071

> small, homogenous, things that leftists believe

facilitating either of those sales is a felony you Sanders voting retard

>>327071

>small and homogeneous group.

>320,000,000 people in the US

>200,000,000 registered firearms

>estimated 100,000,000+ unregistered firearms.

>guns to citizens is nearly 1to1

I don't think that's small nor homogeneous

>>327071

Um, selling guns in either instance would have been a felony that would send me to prison and cause the store to lose its license and go out of business.

>>327071

>small

Fallacy, there are more guns than people in the US

>homogenous

There is a wide variety of gun owners, but >>327100 is right. Besides that, nobody likes niggers and faggots. Black people don't like niggers and gay people don't like faggots.

Polite sage for taking the bait.

>>327127

That video makes me want to jerk my cock while I throw a Trump salute.

>>327127

>No shame

>Picture of Rod fucking Blagojevich

My fucking sides! Jesus Christ lefty's are so fucking retarded!

>>327134

>>327138

I didn't realize I posted that, it was in my reaction images and not in my webm folder.

>>327051

Sounds like he rounded to the nearest 20 grains.

That may sound like a large variable, but that's bubba for ya.

>>327071

5 million plus NRA members

>>327095

you havent had to 4473 at gun shows?

what state are you in (not fbi I swear on the koran)

>>327127

video is so cancerous

>>327172

Well I've lived in a few different states. The ones I will tell you is, in New Mexico all you need is a written receipt. Period. It could he on a table napkin. It doesn't matter. A friend and I used to drive over into Texas and buy and sell at local gun shows all the time. All they ever asked was if I were 18. In Ohio, all you needed was a state ID and ask the buyer if they were a felon, in Arizona all you needed was a buyer. No receipt, no nothing. I'm not going to say where I am, currently, but I've bought and sold guns all over the US.

>>327090

Godspeed old man. This embed is dedicated to him, may he t-zone for many years to come.

>>327182

Don't fret kamerad, God Emperor Trump will liberate all of the Anglosphere, it just may take some time to work our way there. Canada, then EU, and then I'd imagine we'd get the outlying commonwealth territories to maximize forces for the US/Western European/Russian reconquest and restoration of Constantinople.

Maybe we'll even get the Holy Land back.

>>327192

Lets hope so, we got Aussie Ron Paul David Leytonheljm(sp?) working on changing gun laws and it seems to be working.

>>327193

See, I don't fucking understand Australia. 99% of your entire CONTINENT is a gun range, every single living creature there can kill you and will eat human flesh at any given opportunity and you aren't allowed to have guns!? Also, the native niggers. What the fuck is up with those unevolved apes? You SERIOUSLY have to have PSAs about not huffing gasoline? That is seriously some low brow uncouth shit, right there.

>>327081

>Dumbass tried to allah ackbar a gun store by jumping up and down on primers and gun powder

While I'm glad you didn't have to deal with fire damage I'm a little disappointed that he didn't burst into flames.

>>327198

Fucking liberals live in the city and have been trying to push a disarmament of the fucking FARMERS so they cant keep animals like dingos and kangaroos off their land, not to mention the biggest pro gun party the Shooters and Fishers is trying to rename themselves to get farmers to back them while at the same time any gun owner who has half a brain has left the party to join the Liberal Democrats who has done more for gun rights and liberty in the 2ish years of their existance then the 20 or so years of the Shooters and fishers.

And they have the fucking nerve to ask why Libertarians are getting more gun owner votes then the Fudd party.

>>327191

Is that your CZ-75 in the pic?

>>327182

>TFW you can buy Airshit easier in literal Commie Country rather than Australia.

Australia, this is depressing.

>>327058

What state was all that in?

>>327211

>>327207

Your country is beautiful from the pictures I've seen. And I don't know why you don't have statues of Mel Gibson and Paul Hogan in every city. But I mean, I would love to live there, if only I could keep my guns. I think your country looks fun and I love your crazy wicked muscle car scene. I WANT a Fucking 73' Falcon XB GT. They're like a love child between a Torino and a Mustang. They're so cool.

>>327225

You had the good ol' 351 Cleveland? That's pretty slick man. I just sold my first muscle car. It was a 2002 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am WS6.

>>327224

Its a nice country, but outside the cities there is fucking nothing, and its expensive as fuck to live here, but as i said earlier the libertarian party (Liberal Democrats) are making leaps and bounds in bringing back personal liberty and freedom for the people, so much so the big 3 parties (Labor, Liberals and the Reds) are trying to get them banned from the next election.

Im also sure you could import aussie cars in the states but im sure they just got rebadged, i myself drive a 2010 VE Commodore, its a mean fucking machine thats called a Chevrolet SS in the states.

Also, fireworks are illegal here in NSW. Fookin ell m8

>>327231

heh. my bernie loving sister is thinking of heading north as well. my mom's upset, i don't give a shit.

I always felt a little guilty for going to a gunstore a while back, standing around for about two hours chatting with the owner, and then never ever coming back because I was too poor to buy an AR and I found a much better deal on a Mauser.

I originally wanted an SKS. They had one, but it was horribly bubba'd by some terrible, terrible person.

>>327127

This video actually rather bothers me.

He doesn't give shit to support his claims most the time, and the ones he does he takes horribly out of context.

Also makes it out as though because he's aggressive, doesn't put up with people's shit, and generally planning to actually do something for a change is "bad".

What a dickhead.

>>327237

Well, yeah you can import Aussie cars, but you have to tack on another 5-10k for a shipping container, customs fees, EPA regs and all kinds of shit. I looked into it and it's a giant pain in the balls.

I drive a 2008 Ford F250 Super Duty with the 6.4L duel turbo diesel. The fucker is a beast. She gets the exact same mileage pulling 3 tons of shit, cross country as she does driving empty cross country. She doesn't have any fucks to give.

Yeah, fireworks are illegal in about half of the US right now because of the drought, especially places like Utah, California, New Mexico and parts of Texas.

>>327237

>making leaps and bounds

I know David likes to make a lot of noise that doesn't equate to much in the Senate. I'm struggling to see the leaps and bounds they've made.

>>327246

by that i mean the LibDems are growing in popularity to the point that other parties are trying to stop the flow of people leaving, especially with the asshurt tony was causing last year.

>>327244

Sorry to hear that mate, if i had the money id happily ship a falcon or commodore to you.

>>327231

if only they'd act on it

Send everyone from CA, Chicago, NY, and NJ to Canada and the US would become much much better off. In exchange we can take the 5 Canadians actually worth a damn into the US!

>>327248

It's mainly the Greens who want these changes. Those hypocrites are trying to stop the impending flood of libertarian and nationalist votes headed the senate's way.

>>327249

"MOM IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME ILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME"

they don't even believe most of what they say themselves. this is what people without ethical foundation look like, they lie to themselves almost as easily as the world. nothing they say has meaning, it's a child making noise for attention.

>>327069

Black guy is based.

>>327090

Never forget Old man, a true American.

>>327215

Yes. I haven't taken it to the range for at least a year, though.

>>327051

>makes fun of someone who can't reload

>doesn't know how to focus a picture

wew lad

>>327081

i dont believe any of those stories

>>327238

My Mom said that if Trump is elected she's moving to Norway, which I don't see happening at all unless she wants to be homeless.

>>327357

We need a containment country for these people.

>>327358

We have that already. It's called Sweden.

>>327358

Canada probably. Trudy is a progressive's wet dream

Funnily enough she hates Hillary for being a cunt and Bernie for having no backbone but says Trump is racist and power hungry.

She brought up the "illegal immigrants built this country" line; I'm sure the natives appreciated the pilgrims.

>>327359

lel

>>327365

At home, everyone speaks English. Absolutely everyone. Expats living in Norway tend to have a hard time learning Norwegian, since everyone is cucked and speaks in English whenever they get the chance. She can also get subsidies for her business if she does "art" of some sort.

Everything in normiebook from back home is all "OH NO THE US IS GETTING A PRESIDENT WITH A COMBOVER WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE".

Worst part is that she'd fit right in.

>>327127

>Career Politicians Are Best!

>No Political OUTSIDERS!

>MAINTAIN STATUS QUO!

>Baseless Claims Being Put Out Of Context Are Facts!

>Trump is MEAN! Trump is vulgar! Trump is everything BAD!

Typical libcuck whine-ass shit show video.

>>327371

She actually said "rooting out corrupt politicians only helps Trump".

>>327375

I guess I derailed a bit with my blogposting?

I'll be quiet now

>>327372

That reminds me of Branko Lustig saying how investigating the possible corruption of Zagreb's mayor is "another Holocaust".

In case anyone doesn't know Branko Lustig is one of the producers of Schindler's List.

>>327387

EVERY TIME

>>327237

>are trying to get them banned from the next election.

Political parties can be banned if they espouse too much thoughtcrime? What the hell went wrong with your country, kiwi, even kommiefornia isn't that bad.

>>327191

I know the pre b has the curved trigger guard, but I don't understand the distinction and why the former is more desirable.

>>327244

Even then any car imported to the us must be 25 years old or it gets confiscated and crushed by customs.

>>327457

Should clarify that Mercedes and BMW lobbied to have that 25 year ban put in place so they could sell cars for more in the us than in Europe.

Only went into place in 1988.

>>327182

Even here you can get some pretty sweet air rifles with no bullshit at all but even that is restricted in Australia, top kek.

>>327458

>Australian trying to impose censorship and mandated entertainment bans based on fee-fees

I'm honestly not surprised.

>>327465

What in fuck's name are you on about?

>>327454

Yeah, commieformia has two Democrats on the ballot instead who try to pretend the other guy is a ancap who wants to turn orphans into sausage meat.

>>327484

Christopher Cantwell.

>>327357

Are you that anon with a crackshot norwegian stepmom?

>>327493

Yes

>>327484

Can an autist please count all the glocks and confirm there are 380 in this image? Thanks.

>>327511

It's 380

Each box has ten in them

Using the boxes as a reference there are in excess of 300 just stacked neatly

How much do gun shops buy glocks for?

That has to be at least $200,000 retail

>>327511

there are infact 380 glocks strelok

(counting was easy theres 22 boxes with 10 glocks in each box, the rest you just find the five stack and double up and count the rest)

>>327513

damnit you beat me to it

>>327105

What did the black person do that would have prevented him from purchasing a firearm for himself? I'm not too clear on American laws, is it illegal for someone living with a felon to own/purchase a gun?

>>327513

Yep, 240 in the box, probably more that we can't see on the pic.

c'mon burgers, what are you going to do with 380 glocks ? Send us a few overseas

>>327518

we're going to use them to make america great again

>>327517

>>327105

To clarify, I mean the gay black man.

>>327517

Selling a gun to someone who is buting it for a felon is a crime.

>>327517

It's illegal for someone to buy a gun with the intent of giving it to someone who would fail the background check.

>>327081

> Agenda 21 is a genocidal plan and that's why the government hates self-sufficient people who live off the land

100% true.

>>327525

>The only thing political she said was when she told my Mom that bringing the "refugees" in was a bad idea because most were military-age men

That should be enough Strelok, just wear your MAGA hat around her one day and see what happens. If she doesn't get triggered she's seen the light.

>>327465

> Censorship

You are retarded, case closed.

>>327191

Triple K has original CZ-75 magazines, both 15 and 30-rnd capacity, in stock. I often order mags for obscure, out-of-production pistols from there whenever a customer has need and is too technologically challenged (read: over the age of 50) to order it himself.

>>327456

The pre-B has a curved trigger guard, spurred hammer, and no firing pin block, resulting in a smoother, lighter trigger pull. Older ones had a sort of ceramic/lacquer finish that was thicker and more resilient than bluing, and the absolute earliest version had a very short slide rail.

They're more desired by collectors because of the superior trigger (and given how nice the trigger on a CZ-75B is, that says something) and the relative scarcity; original CZ-75's are all over Europe, but they were banned from import to the US because Czechoslavakia was part of the Soviet bloc. Thus, only a bare handful entered the country, almost as a bringback from a GI stationed in West Germany (which is how mine came to the US). They're fairly rare in the US, and the majority of originals in America are recent imports with import marks, whereas older private bringbacks like mine have no import marks.

Most of the pre-B 75's in the US are also the transitional model, when they were switching over to the B but hadn't installed the firing pin block or changed the markings yet. They use the same magazine as the 75B, whereas a true original CZ-75 uses a proprietary magazine that is not interchangeable with the mag for the B model. Most Americans are unaware of this and will insist that the original 75 and the 75B use the same magazines, which makes the confused person trying to find a mag that works in his original 75 wonder what's wrong with his gun because none of the new magazines he bought fit in his gun.

>>327595

*almost ALWAYS as a bringback

Damn typos.

My original CZ-75 has the lacquer finish, and my 75B has the polycoat finish. Both are absolutely amazing pistols.

>>327534

>>327533

But the black man was buying it for himself; each person was said to be buying their own, separate firearms;

>>They each decide to buy a separate gun

This implies that each person was buying a gun for their own use. If the black man had said he was buying it for his boyfriend, or something like that, I could understand saying it was a straw purchase, but nowhere in the post does he say that. Either the poster left out some important, relevant information, or he decided to fuck some guy over just for dating a felon.

>>327598

The black guy stopped filling out his 4473 when his boyfriend got denied; had he finished filling it out, it would have been a perfectly legal sale. I even pointed this out to him and he still refused, apparently pissed that his boyfriend couldn't get a gun because he was a convicted felon.

At that point, he could have legally bought a gun with no problem. It was when he and his boyfriend stated their intention to go elsewhere to buy a gun that I had to enter him in the denial database, due to the extremely high potential that he would have carried out a straw sale for his boyfriend (given that this was their stated intent). At that point, he had verbally announced his intention to commit a felony and by law I am required to deny him the sale and inform other licensed dealers of his probable intent to commit a felony. I also had to add his boyfriend to the denial database because he was a convicted felon; he probably (95%) would have been denied as a result of the FBI background check, but on the off chance that he wouldn't, I had to flag him as having answered that he was a convicted felon on his 4473.

If I hadn't entered them both in the denial database, or if I had allowed either of them to take their 4473 with them, or if I had sold either of them a gun (the white guy after answering that he was a felon, the black guy after saying he was going to buy a gun for his boyfriend), that would have been a felony. I'd have been fined thousands of dollars and spent ten years in a federal prison, do not pass go, do not collect $200. The business I work for would also have been fined thousands of dollars, and very possibly lost its license to sell firearms, which would force us to get rid of our inventory of guns, probably bankrupting us in the process and making our primary source of income disappear. In other words, we'd have gone out of business.

Trust me, the ATF are vindictive bastards and they love to pounce on any and every opportunity to put you out of business or send you to prison that they can get. They are not your friends, and they are not looking out for your wellbeing. They are assholes that hate the entire firearms industry and they will go out of their way to shut you down. This is why FFL's are so anal about having all their paperwork perfect; people have lost their license and been to prison for having a mistake on one piece of paperwork out of literal thousands.

So, yeah. We play it safe and deny the sale if there's any possibility of foul play. Usually a denial lasts for 30 days, but in some cases (like being a felon) it's indefinite.

The fact that they were disgusting faggots was just icing on the cake.

>>327603

We can also get in trouble if we knowingly sell a gun to someone who lives in the same residence as a convicted felon, although this depends on the circumstances. In every case where something like this comes up, we call Firearms Compliance and ask them go/no go.

We had one last month where a woman came in to buy a handgun. I checked the denial database while waiting for the background check to come back; her husband came back as having been denied the sale of a handgun at our other location the previous week because he answered that he had been convicted of domestic assault on his 4473.

I personally think the gun was for her and that it wasn't a straw sale for her husband, but we had to play it safe and call Firearms Compliance for their opinion. Her background check also came back Delayed, probably because of her husband, and they were doing more research.

I don't know how that one turned out, if she got denied or if we sold it to her. I didn't handle it after the background check got a Delay and her husband turned up in the denial database, I handed it over to the owner to deal with.

>>327595

>>327596

thank you, that was highly informative.

does the lack of firing pin block make it any less safe to carry cocked and locked? or were they just being extra cautious?

>>327595

wait, i got a transitional pre-b for $350. i was going to refinish it because the lacquer is super shit up, and i thought the import mark (PW arms) made it worth nothing. i didn't know about the firing pin block deal.

it's my first pistol and i've always loved shooting it. should i buy a less shot-out barrel for it and replace some of the messier springs?

>>327127

He's talking about all this as if it was a bad thing

>>327889

Reminds me of my wonderful home known as the peoples republic of Illinois. Fuck cook county.

>>327172

>5 million plus NRA members

300 million Americans

>>328175

Name one group, any group, in which the activists don't make up a minuscule portion of the demographic. Total number of firearm owners in the US is 115 million, or about half of the adult population.

>>328223

Conservationists maybe

>>328226

Depends on how loosely you define "activist." In my book, buying a hybrid and making vaguely superior posts on Facebook doesn't qualify, and that describes the attitude of a large number of people that would call themselves conservationist but aren't members of GreenPeace, the Sierra Club, or a similar group.

>>328175

there isnt a single larger due paying membership organization

So here's yesterday's notable mentions:

>Old fat guy walks in and buys a Taurus PT709

>Complains that he bought a Diamondback DB9 from us a month ago and it jams constantly

>Express my surprise, as they're usually pretty good little guns, despite spare magazines being next to impossible to find

>He comments on the magazine scarcity and casually mentions that he bought a Ruger magazine that didn't fit in the gun and it kept jamming every time he tried to make it work in the Diamondback

>Um… I think I found your problem

>Guy looking at our handgun selection stops and stares at our 10mm display

>Glock 40, Colt Delta Elite, and Sig P220 Elite

>"I could never work here"

>"Why not?"

>Points at 10mm's

>"If an erection lasts more than four hours, you're supposed to see a doctor"

>Guy walks in and looks at guns, selects a Walther PPS

>His accent and name are extremely German

>He hands over his green card with his driver's license

>I run the background check, and while we wait we talk about current events

>He's disgusted with the rapefugee invasion and is helping his daughters with their plan to flee to the US

>His son intends to stay and fight for the fatherland

>He's buying the Walther as his first non-sporting gun so he can get a concealed handgun license and begin preparing for conflict here in America "because that bastard Obama is flooding us with Mexicans and muslims too"

>Background check comes back Approved, sign off on the paperwork, and it's then that I notice

>The serial number on the German pistol that a German man is buying ends in 88

>Godspeed, komeraden

>>327623

No, it's just an extra safety feature they added when they were updating the pistol to keep it competitive with other "wonder nines" on the market.

>>327802

Yes on the springs. Unless tens of thousands of hot-loaded rounds have gone through your barrel and the rifling is worn away, your barrel should be fine.

Another thing to note: the transitional pre-B's and 75B's sold in America are nearly always undersprung. In Europe, standard ammo is equivalent to American 9mm NATO or +P, while Americans spent decades with this bizarre idea that 9mm was a weak round and our target ammo is pretty lackluster; this is actually why the Luger gained a reputation for unreliability after WW2; American-made ammo was too weak to operate the mechanism reliably, while European ammo worked just fine.

So the CZ's imported into the US typically have weaker springs so they cycle reliably with low-powered ammo; the pistol is designed for a steady diet of +P and occasional use of +P+ (I do mean occasional, not regular) ammo, so go ahead and get some stronger springs and start shooting better ammo through it.

>>328629

>>His son intends to stay and fight for the fatherland

YES

Glorious, can't wait to go there and help him out one day.

>>328664

It's not going to happen. Put your murder boner away

http://funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tales+from+a+gun+store/tyfhLgl/

We are being monitored.

>>328629

Have you had good luck with the DB9s? I've not heard great about them. or the DB9FSs.

>>329055

Such is the case, when those who do not have adventures find those that do.

>>329055

rats in the walls comrade

>>329055

>channel/4chan

I don't know what's more upsetting; that they have a redundant channel essentially saying "4 channel channel", or that our OC is being labeled as belonging to 4chan.

On the bright side, at least it keeps them away from here. 4chan acts like a buffer zone between more-normie parts of the web and the good chans. It gives the site itself some level of anonymity, as 4chan takes credit for our actions.

>>328629

where does this "just jam it in harder" mentality even come from?

>>327357

GÅ BORT

>>327365

If you want to get an actual job, you have to speak Norwegian. That's just the way of things. Most everyone speaks English, and if you're just visiting it'll be fine, but if you want to have a job, you need to speak Norwegian.

Alright, this is probably the best place to ask.

Basically I plead guilty to a felony at 16, it was non violent and was basically a post on 4chan. I don't wanna go into too much detail.

The charges were expunged and I served my probation without any problems.

I haven't had any convictions or arrests since and I'm in college right now for EE –I'm basically just trying to prove I'm not a degenerate. When I'm 21 (Not that far away) I apparently have to write a letter to an official (I quite honestly don't know the laws here that well) asking for my right to own a gun back. Whats the best way to do this? How common is it? Who do I write up?

>>329106

Be honest. Tell the judge you were being edgy. You've come to understand why your posting was wrong, you won't do it again, and you've demonstrably gotten your life together and are a totally different person. If you need serious fucking advice, ask the rest of the internet or a real fucking lawyer in your county/parish/province.

>>329106

>felony at 16

>basically a post on 4chan

>I don't wanna go into too much detail.

Let me guess, CP?

>>327207

>that lonely little dot in that fuckhuge province in the middle of the continent

I wonder what it's like living there.

>>329122

Isolation yes, abos I highly doubt it.

I love little isolated towns in the middle of nowhere though.

They always make me curious about how they came about.

Also, if your gun laws weren't shit then everything beyond those ridges looks like it would be prime shooting territory.

>>327484

>Who is this.

As >>327486 said its Chris Cantwell

Channel is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2-EoP6h0TWHQwUEL-7TpjQ

He does a ~2hr live show every mon/wed/fri from 5-7pmEST which is worth checking out

>>327458

No fucking shit, its how i got my license here in NSW, rather not be part of the Fudd group, them and the SFP tried to write off the LibDems.

>>327546

Seconded

It's a plan to corral all of humanity (by guess who, the Jews who run the U.N.). Into major NATO population centers after some form of natural disaster, war, or other catastrophic situation. Guess which one will come about naturally? None of them! It's all part of the plan.

>>329119

Either that or making a statement about president killing. Or candidate killing.

>>329122

Alice is one of those towns that is fun for 2 days but 3 days is too much. The architecture and history is interesting and the underground hotels are cool but it's nothing but drunk bogans and abos everywhere.

>>329126

It started as a rest between Darwin to the north and Adelaide to the south but grew when they found gold.

As for our gun laws:

1628 - March 1996 = 71 people were killed in spree shootings

April 1996 = 35 people were killed in a single spree shooting

May 1996 - Today = 13 people have been killed in spree shootings

Can't you see something had to be done? We had 0.19 deaths from spree shootings per year until one guy actually had a plan instead of being your run of the mill retard. Since the new laws we have managed to get the number of spree shooting deaths down to 0.65, only over 3 times as many as before the bans.

Gun controls has proven super effective and there aren't over 1 million SKSs that were imported before the ban that are still unaccounted for, that is crazy talk.

>>329188

>one guy actually had a plan instead of being your run of the mill retard

I have a hard time believing that a literal retard with an IQ of 66 who was a notoriously bad shot could effectively form a plan to kill 30+ people and execute it with flawless marksmanship skills and utilising more advanced reloading techniques.

>>329205

Port Arthur was a hoax.

>>327231

>anarcho capitalism

bleh

>>329205

Then you would also have a hard time believing this guy exists, he could be the idiot savant of guns or much more likely civilians thrown into a combat environment exaggerate what happened

>>329206

The same government that couldn't bug the Chinese embassy without getting caught?

I know it's easy to think of governments as some all powerful institution that can get away with anything but in reality they are generally made up of lawyers pretending to understand shit they don't have a clue about.

>>329234

There are too many inconsistencies and coincidences for me to believe that the victims of Port Arthur weren't killed in an attempt to further a political agenda. Whether it was orchestrated by the government or not.

>>327238

But when she's white she doesn't know what it's like to be poah, tell her to go to Mexico instead

>>329338

There's exactly one problem with that statement.

What about kids who are born in Rapetown? They usually don't have the ability to choose where they live until decades after they've lived there.

>>329342

What kind of piece of shit parent would raise a child in rapetown, a californian?

>>329369

A free ancapistani person.

>>329182

It was neither of those. I make a joke school shooting threat like a retard.

>>329421

ahahahahahahahahahaha faggot

>>329055

>funnyjunk

First of all, what a faggot for going to 9gag 1.5, and second of all,

>8chan story

>4chan channel

>4channel channel

Unfortunately I'm a faggot as well, because this was the website that 'introduced' me to the internet. It really is just as bad as 9gag at this point, the users are 'centrist' but they're so fucking stupid that they'll believe anything that shows up on their front page without questioning it.

At the moment, they're swimming in Reddit Bernie shills, but nobody is going to do anything about it because should you point it out people label you as a conspiracy theorist.

I go there from time to time to see how it's doing, browse the front page, and these 'centrists' believe a lot of retarded shit. Like Slippery Slope being 'just a fallacy' and nothing else.

Or that Illegals pay taxes, and them being here has absolutely no effect on politics at all.

Or that Dems aren't trying to take people's guns even though there's a bill going through the House RIGHT NOW that would do exactly that.

Also, they genuinely think 4chan has meaningful discussion, so there's that.

They really are dumber than a box of rocks, as all websites with a voting system will be eventually. Them not actually discussing anything is why I left.

Sage for off topic blogpost.

At least it's not Tumblr though, so they've got that going for them.

>>329421

You fucking faggot you gave dems more ammo

>>329369

Poor fucker gets raep'd in Rapetown. Doesn't plan ahead. Boom, kid.

Because they're a poor fucker, they don't have money to move. Because they don't move, they end up with a kid in Rapetown.

This is the only weak point of ancap: Options scale directly to money, so having no money means no options. This is also ancap's strength; as you create value (and trade it for money), you gain much more freedom.

>>329540

>This is the only weak point of ancap: Options scale directly to money, so having no money means no options. This is also ancap's strength; as you create value (and trade it for money), you gain much more freedom.

The end result being tyranny by the rich.

In essence not unlike the current political climate, merely lacking any pretense of legitimacy.

>>329549

To be fair, ancap has much lower restrictions on how you can get money and how fast you can get it. It's somewhat easier to gain that power in anarchocapitalism than it is in a highly-regulated capitalism like Murrica's.

It's all trade-offs, really. Ancap gets faster and easier flow of money in exchange for lack of control, Fascism gets absolute security in what the dictator says in exchange for having a dictator, Communism eliminates power imbalance between the rich and poor in exchage for giving all the power to the men who do the paperwork.

I don't think there is a perfect form of government. There's just a fundamental problem–namely, we need someone in power, but the moment power is offered, all the jackasses go for it.

>>329550

> It's somewhat easier to gain that power in anarchocapitalism than it is in a highly-regulated capitalism like Murrica's.

But once you gain that power, it becomes more difficult for others to do the same, especially if you use your capital influence to buy out or otherwise destroy any competition. AnCap would just result in whatever corporations got to monopoly status first as the de-facto government, but with no law or code except that of greed keeping them in check.

>>329551

Well, to be absolutely fair, greed itself isn't a problem as much as stupidity is.

Greed likes having more money. Greed, given enough wit, can realize that you make more money by providing a good service than you do by scamming people, because in the long run you'll run out of people to scam.

Stupid doesn't think about the long term. Stupid thinks that it can outwit EVERYONE, at least until the day you die. Therefore, Stupid doesn't need to worry about sustainable business or making a good product; Stupid just needs to make sure people buy the product.

On the other hand, Greed goes hand in hand with Corruption, who says

>>329553

>who says that providing for your kids means giving them a free ride.

Fuck my computer.

>>329550

>namely, we need someone in power, but

Do we?

Is it inconceivable for a society to exist based on personal sovereignty and self sufficiency, in which each individual* looks after their own affairs, up to and including the protection of one's natural rights?

*(or familial group, or community of no more than ~150 people, as applicable)

Or are power structures, first formed to subjugate others by superior force, second formed for common defense against the first, inevitable?

>>327058

>felony conviction

>six months in prison or three years probation

What faggot state are you in? It's not a felony here unless the charge comes with more than a year in prison.

>>329553

>Well, to be absolutely fair, greed itself isn't a problem as much as stupidity is

Sure, I can buy that. But it doesn't affect my main point, which was that in an AnCap system true freedom would be suppressed as monopolies are established.

>>329558

Government systems that work with human nature prosper; governments that work against it go up in flames. And it is human nature for one to jockey for superiority with his peers, and there's no better way of showing superiority than lording over someone. Even if by some miracle you got a large group of people to put that sort of thinking aside, they're going to get conquered by someone who thinks differently in rather short order.

>>329558

If nobody is in power, then by default might is in power.

If there are no restrictions on what money can do, i.e., in ancap, then the man with all the money wins. If there are no restrictions and there is no money, i.e., pure anarchy, then whoever can kick your teeth in wins, because you can't prevent someone from taking your stuff if you're choking on your own teeth.

>>329421

>felony for threatening a school shooting

>hopes to be allowed to own a gun

Sorry mate, but I think you're fucked

>>327127

What a cuck.

>anyone I disagree with is LITERALLY EVIL

>>329106

Are you the fuckwad who had sexy tiems with a cat?

>>329618

>mfw I read >>329568 right as I hit post

rip reading skills

the story did sound similar to the anon who got felony beastiality for boning a cat and getting it stuck on his dick, then went to /k/ and asked if he was allowed a fun

>>329568

>>329532

>>329536

>>329422

I legitimately just was making just one of those threads you see everyday on /b/, like those "Don't go to ___ some of you guys are all right" posts. I just wanted to be one of the guys ;_;

>>329536

>Illegals pay taxes

>Illegals pay taxes

>Illegals pay taxes

Not even tumblr is this fucking retarded.

..

>>329635

is your lawyer retarded or something? how the fuck did they get a felony conviction

>>329635

How did they even find out? Were you stupid enough to use 8chan on a school computer?

>>329620

>anon who got felony beastiality for boning a cat and getting it stuck on his dick

what the fuck

>>330222

hey man I offered to let the 5 Canadians who are worth the oxygen into the US, what more do you want?

>>330222 (Czeched)

Canadianon, why don't you just move to america? I'd happily trade our leftists for both of your decent people. Let them live in the shitty tundra.

>>330222

Hey man I just said we need a country to contain these people. Doesn't need to be Canada. How about South Africa?

>Be liberal

>Move there after Trump wins

>Revel in the beauty of diversity

>Get raped by niggers and given AIDS

>Get burnt alive for being white

>>330222

This, and trips checked. I like most of the yankeeburger neighbors who are chill.

But fuckitall, build the northern wall and build it tall. Canada already has enough extreme leftist utopian morons as it is. We don't need more merkin SJW assholes or burnt out california brand hippies trying to move here in case the bern or hilldog won't win the contest.

>>330101

The DA really wanted to make an example out of me, idk why. I was told by my lawyer and by my parents that if I went with a PD I would lose instantly and that if I didn't plead guilty, I would have to pay for a lawyer myself.

>>330104

They messaged Moot directly and he gave away my IP in a heartbeat.

>>329643

To be fair, they do pay sales tax.

>>330251

Lawyer fucked you hard brah. He should have been able to get you down to a misdemeanor and community service. Anyway, if your record was expunged, then it was destroyed. There is literally no record of you having committed a crime. I don't see why you'd have to write an official about an event that didn't happen.

>>330216

I swear I just saw the screencap of the /k/atfucker, check one of the stories threads, since I apparently haven't saved it.

>>330234

I like the idea of the liberal utopia of South Africa but Antarctica is also a possibility

>>330266

That was satisfying to watch.

>>330274

Do you have any idea what Antarctica is like? Climate, sea, and soil-wise? To have any appreciable level of population numbers, you'd be importing a fuckton of stuff and/or driving seals, penguins, and whales to extinction. It's dark for most of the year, the continent is surrounded by miles of pack ice, glaciers and crevasses everywhere, the southerlies sea winds, inland kattabatic winds, it's extremely dry (it is technically a desert), and super fucking cold (down to -70 in parts).

Good fucking luck even colonising outer Graham Land. There's a reason why only *small* outposts of whaling, sealing, and science outposts have been set up. It's impossible for cities to live off the land.

>>330282

>Do you have any idea what Antarctica is like?

Of course, its a dry, cold, and inhospitable wasteland, your mistake was you assumed I cared about their survival. I said nothing about them actually surviving in Antarctica, just like how the guy I was replying to said nothing about them surviving in South Africa.

>>330288

Shit, my bad. I was thinking actually liberal, as in free and polite; not libtarded shitheads that love niggers. Soz, m8. Crossed a wire.

>>330288

>>330291

Progressive is a better term to use, doesn't get associated with Classic Liberalism as much

>>330295

The progressives of nearly a century ago would kill the regressives of today for sullying their name.

>>330295

'Progressive' is a term that carries a number of positive connotations. Using it to refer to the political ideology only serves to bolster the associations to such.

There really should be a better term for this.

>>330298

SJW. Race-baiter. Third wave feminist. Tumblrina. Special snowflake.

Failing that, just stick "radical" in front of "progressive" and you should be fine.

>>330234

>>330274

Hey, fuck you, guys. We have people working day and night to fuck the liberals' policies up.

My cousins are pro-funs and anti-refugee, and they're good people. Plus it's easy access to Zimbabwe, once we decide to put into action Rhodesia 2: Electric boogaloo.

Don't dump the commie fucks on SA, they'll just fuck the country up more .

Pls ;_;

>>330357

Think of it like this, by the time Rhodesia 2 can be put into action, all the libtards we sent there will have been genocided by kaffers.

>>330359

Which won't make a difference, because all the boereseun will be in prison because they're white and gibsmedats land.

>>330222

All them leftist won't get in. They're white and not diverse. They're going to get stuck at the border and told to piss off.

>>330245

A better plan is to have the west split off, purge the GVRD/Victoria and build a wall between drunk injunland and WHEAT FIELDS FOR DAYS. There are enough fifth columnist in the west to make that happen if and when the Federal government completely fucks up or demands more gibs.

The walled off section can be somekind of giant arena where Liberals get their "Diversity", film it and make some good reality TV outta it.

key to Rhodesia 2.0 success: convert human resources to fertilizer resources

>>330364

Hey, Canadabro, me and the missus were thinking about moving there, and I could definitely get her into guns. What are the gun laws like there? What places are good places to avoid? Where is a good place to immigrate to?

>>329567

^^^This is why anarchists are dumb dumbs

>>330373

Are you allowed to own funs up here? Can you get a PAL if you have your PR?

>>330540

What's he even trying to say?

>>330542

sounds like "yeah, you run away, you little bitch"

>>330266

What is he saying?

>>330491

You don't even need resident status to own guns.

http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/cfp-pcaf/information/lic-per-eng.htm

>>330614

I can buy those for 2-300 CAD all day err day, isn't doomguys shotgun hammerless though?

>>330627

I can conceal carry a handgun with a barrel less than 4.2 inches long, so you can suck my dick, cuckold

>>327090

>"Is it full-auto?"

>"… it's a revolver."

>He gives me an uncomprehending stare

>"No."

Tell me /k/.

Are there any full-auto revolvers? If no, then WHY THE FUCK NOT? It sounds downright AMERICAN.

>>330630

The Shotgun is, the SSG isn't based on any particular model.

>>330664

INB4 automatic mag fed revolver from that one manga

>>330664

funnily enough, it appears that the only ones ever made appear to all be of non-american origin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_revolver

>>330672

That's a DA/SA, not full-auto.

>>330664

>>330664

>Full auto revolver

Like an ADEN cannon or an AA-12?

>>330690

Pancor Jackhammer not AA-12

>>330664

Why not modify a Mateba with a rip cord? Pull the cord to spin the cylinder, hold the trigger, and let the gun do the rest. Obviously, that's not how guns work but the Mateba is already Italian Space Magic so asking for a little more magic isn't that big a step.

>>330679

Not FULLY automatic, as in hold trigger > keeps firing.

>>330690

>>330691

Pancor Jackhammer shotgun is also not fully automatic. AA-12 is, but does that count as a "revolver" mechanism inside the drum?

>>330699

I'm not familiar enough with that but it sounds maybe kinda sorta feasible.

>>330731

Wait nevermind, the Jackhammer is fully auto. I forgot.

>>330731

>AA-12 is, but does that count as a "revolver" mechanism inside the drum?

I'd say not any more than a revolver can be magazine-fed, which obviously it can't. That's getting into autism-level usage of semantics. The mechanics of a drum mag and a revolver are totally different.

>>328175

And only about 230,000,000 of them are NOT:

>illegal immigrants

>convicted felons

>convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence

If you wish to include those legally "prohibited" from owning firearms (whether that actually stops them or not) but have not actually been convicted of a crime, it drops to fewer than 900,000,000

>have you now or ever used an illicit drug or used a prescription drug in any way other than *exactly* as prescribed

>are you under indictment or investigation, or are a suspect/person of interest in an investigation, for any crime at all regardless of how small

>do you have any unpaid parking tickets/traffic violations/taxes regardless of how minor

>>330874

FUG

>900,000

As in, under 1 million of the ~320 million people in America actually meet *ALL* of the legal criteria for owning/purchasing guns. Yet there are 115 million confirmed gun owners and estimates range from 115 million to 230 million actual gun owners.

>gun control works guise we swear!

>>330731

AA12 also has regular old stick mags too though.

>>329563

Pretty sure that only applies to the "recommended" minimum sentence.

Sorta like NFA violations carry a "mandatory" minimum 10 year sentence yet literally hundreds of thousands of people have gotten 1 year or less.

As an example:

>youngest brother in law repeatedly stole his dad's checkbook as a teenager (16-19yo)

>convicted of check fraud on 11 different occasions

>7 of them were felonies as an adult, 2 were felonies as a minor, the first two were misdemeanors as a minor

>only 3 of them came with a jail sentence of any kind, the other 4 were straight probation

>longest actual jail sentence was 93 days, of which he served 40 before being out on parole, other two were 30 days with 5 served

>also convicted of felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, felony aggravated battery, (felony) attempted murder (second degree), and (felony) felon in possession of a firearm after shooting a guy in a bar fight with a shitty little .22 derringer, taking his total number of felony convictions to 13 before his 21st birthday

>total combined sentence for that was 2 years jail plus 1 year house arrest plus 10 years parole plus some ridiculous number of community service hours

>served 117 days before probation, house arrest commuted entirely

Thank you Illinois, your justice system is truly a wonder and model for the rest of the world to follow

>

>>330887

I suppose it would also be relevant to say that before the bar fight (which he started) he also managed to rack up about a dozen and a half misdemeanor drug charges, mainly simple possession of meth.

>guy is only 22

>has over 50 total convictions and has been arrested over 200 times

>white Irish-Catholic

>first name is Jorge because his dad was a dumbass

>>330223

>>330222

>>330226

I'm migrating south sometime soon, maybe to Austin if I can get a job/work visa. Will they let me bring muh guns over the border?

>>330889

>>330887

Nice OpSec, bud.

>>330936

IIRC you'll need to get them imported via a FFL, but that shouldn't be too terribly difficult, at least not in Texas.

>>330982

ah, to be classified as an arms importer/seller. Kind of a hassle, maybe I'll just leave my friends with some gifts. They are gonna need them anyway.

>>330984

https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/275/~/moving-to-the-u.s.---personal-firearms-imported-and-shipped-with-household

>>331003

>>330982

Thank you friends.

>>329643

Some of them actually do pay federal income tax so that way when they try to gain citizenship ten years down the road, they can say "I've paid taxes all these years". However, they usually just pick some random social security number to do it, and then the IRS/SSA gets pissed off at them because there's now two people's information associated with that SSN.

>>331083

"some" rounded down to the nearest whole number of "none"

why is that tale so popular? did NPR do a bit on the one altruistic invader for guilt points or something?

>>330976

You know, before the corporations and their infamous security forces the government police were basically just like small town sheriffs and they basically just did administrative stuff, small in number and otherwise hung out and be part of the community they were in. But then the various branches of government liked what the corporations were doing and that permanently changed the root of how police are handled.

>>330567

"Yeah you run away you little bitch."

>>331100

I've seen it first hand during my last job as investigative analyst for a pre-employment screening company.

>>331100

Everybody has a reason to lie, Anon.

>>331508

>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>is dat doom gun

>>329381

please don't lump all of us Aspies in with this retard some of us are ok

>>330664

You can technically call a Gatling Gun a "automatic revolver" I guess.

>>331753

Nah, gatling feeds from one chamber into changing barrels. Revolver implies multiple rotating chambers with one barrel.

>>331756

I suppose.

A automatic revolver is straight up retarded in every sense of the word though.

>>331757

Almost worked out for Pancor Jackhammer though, if not for financial issues and no manufacturers wanting to pick it up it would be US Army new shotgun.

But no one picked it up.

And now there's only one of those in existence and even that is more of a shop concept.

>>331758

There were two others that were beyond the shop concept stage. They're gone now, what a damned shame.

>>330936

Don't come to Austin, it's a liberal shithole.

>>330936

Texas is great, but stay away from Austin. Its a liberal hippie hellhole. The hardcore liberals have a stronghold there, but are unwelcome anywhere else in Texas.

>>327127

oh look, a jew who hates a nationalist, that's a new one!

Things that piss me off on a daily basis:

>Customers who say "Smith and Weston". There's no t in Wesson, fucktards

>Customers who keep saying "Springfield Smith and Wesson"; they're two different brands, fucktards!

>People who don't understand that 9mm Luger is the caliber, not the gun, and ask to see "the Luger"

>People who don't understand that .40 S&W is the caliber and think it's part of the name; see "Springfield Smith and Wesson" above

>Getting muzzle swept at least 50 times a day

>A minimum of two assholes a day who will deliberately aim a rifle or shotgun at another customer or employee while checking out the sights

>Niggers

>Habib and his retarded antics; seriously, why did we hire him?

>The fact that we carry Hi-Points

>People who look at a S&W Shield, then at the Springfield XDM and ask "what's the difference"; I don't know why they focus on these two guns or why they can't tell the difference, but I get it at least once a day

>People who still don't understand the difference between .357 Magnum and .357 Sig after you show them both calibers, explain the difference, simplify things to "this one is for revolvers, this is one is not; it won't fit in your gun", then insist on buying the wrong caliber anyway and come back the next day pissed off

>People who keep calling the safety a "lock"

Things I love about this job:

>Guns

>That hot chick in the loose blouse that always leans over the counter to expose her cleavage while talking guns; if only she didn't bring her boyfriend along every time…

>Old people; they have the best stories and give the least fucks

>Call of Duty-obsessed teenagers; of all the marginal people who come into my store, they're the easiest to educate and get interested in the real thing; they KNOW they got all their info from video games and they're endlessly fascinated by real-life trivia and experience; hand them a real gun they've only seen in vidya and explain how it works and you have a captive audience

>That one guy who comes in once a week and buys a case of buckshot, which he refers to as "extra-strength Messican repellent"

>People who are actually capable of following instructions, don't point guns at me or other people, and can fill out a 4473 without fucking up repeatedly; they're few and far between though

>>332395

>That one guy who comes in once a week and buys a case of buckshot, which he refers to as "extra-strength Messican repellent"

How big of a case are we talking?

>>329563

>>329563

A felony is any crime for which you COULD be sentenced to one year and one day (or more), a misdemeanor is any crime for which the MAXIMUM sentence is one year. In neither case do you have to do the minimum or maximum time in jail/prison.

NFA laws have a RECOMMENDED minimum sentence of 10 years, but an uncle of mine got sold out by his crackhead wife for sawing the barrel off his shotgun for shits and giggles and he only spent a few months in jail (not prison) and three years on probation.

>>332402

Case of 10 boxes of 25 rounds each (250 rounds). Comes in every Friday to buy one. He alternates between Remington 00 buck and the Olin military 00 buck, depending on which we have in stock.

He has a VEPR-12 he bought off of us and is stockpiling for "the inevitable riots" when Trump wins the election.

How many people put US in the county field?

>>332395

>>Customers who say "Smith and Weston". There's no t in Wesson, fucktards

I occasionally hear "Smithing Wesson". I have no idea how people make that mistake.

>>The fact that we carry Hi-Points

Hey man, gotta make sure the good poors are able to protect themselves. I wouldn't want to hear about some impoverished white woman getting raped by some thug breaking into her apartment, because they saturday night special she bought fell apart in her hands.

>>332395

Is there any room for discussion of shitty gun shop owners here?

I've always as far as I can remember been very nice and respectful and non-felonious, but a lot of shops treat me like a dirty peasant come a-begging "please can I have another bowl" when I wait a fucking age to finally look at a gun, or want to ask if they carry a hard-to-find model like the Uberti 1860 revolver.

A lot of gun owners have a very shitty, snooty attitude and I have seen more than a few price-gouging pieces of shit listing guns at 3x their market value.

I just don't understand how those places stay in business when they act like arrogant cocks all day to everyone who comes in.

>>332555

gun SHOP owners, not gun owners in general, fuck the lack of editing button

>>332555

Go right ahead. I've encountered plenty of those too.

My co-worker Habib, for example. He's a lazy, incompetent Mexican with a full beard and body odor that could kill a yak and looks almost exactly like Islamic Rage Boy. He pisses off customers on a regular basis because he can't be bothered to put any effort into helping them and refuses to correct his idiotic misinformation he spews about guns.

>>327357

Tell her we don't want her, we want a Trump of our own.

she has to go back

>>332594

>I have a story that enraged me a lot more that I can tell. It's a tale of when I was a mostly-nogun at a gun show and I just wanted to know why two ruger 9mms that seemed functionally identical had a $100 price difference. You would have thought I was asking the guy if he'd let his daughter suck me off before plowing her ass.

wut?

100 dollar difference?

>>332639

Was it a pink LC9 or something with a special finish?

Again though, you can read more horror stories in the google or yelp reviews:

https://www.google.com/search?q=kieth%27s+sporting+goods+customer+service&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#lrd=0x5495985904029441:0x3d72d6d6d6ec62b4,1,,

>>332703

Some people just have sticks up their ass.

Don't let it get to you.

>>330251

Man, fuck that. Fuck that hard.

>>332555

>want to go to the range but no ammo that day

>go to a nearby gun shop

>looks commercial as fuck, the employees look like walmart greeters

>wasn't from around there so didn't know if good/bad

>hey do you guys have any 7.62x54r?

>uh hold on let me check the back

>notice that I can't find any ammo to browse while I wait

>dude takes 5 minutes before he comes back

>hey sorry we don't have anything in that caliber right now, but I should be able to order maybe 100 rounds for you if you want

>oh, nevermind then, thanks anyway

>where is all the ammo? I actually need some 7.62x39, and 5.56x45 as well.

>Oh, we just keep it all in the back

>what

>I can go check to see if we have any in stock, be right back

>another 5 minutes goes by, just awkwardly standing around waiting for him to get back

>brings back 20 rounds of 7.62, and 40 rounds of 5.56

>this is all we've got right now, but if you need some more I can order it for you, and it would be here in about a week

>ok, I really want to go to the range today so how much?

>$15 for the 7.62 and $30 for the 5.56

>refuse, go home and order 1000 rounds of each through bulkammo.com for cheap

It wasn't even any special kind of ammo either, it was all steel-cased, Berdan primed shit.

>at a different store, this one is alright, got an M44 Mosin and an SKS both in excellent condition from them

>buy single-stack 1911A1 Army model for $800 because Great Grandpa carried one in Europe

>can't even fire off a full mag without it jamming due to casings getting stuck in between the slide and barrel

>cleaning it after taking it to the range for the first time

>can't get the firing pin out

I still can't get the firing pin out, and the store that sold it to me refuses to help. I would have bought from a different store if there was a better one nearby, but the only other one that is is the one in the other story.

Also, what would make a 1911 not eject casings properly?

>>332783

>I still can't get the firing pin out, and the store that sold it to me refuses to help.

You did remove the firing pin stop, right?

>>332783

>also, what would make a 1911 not eject casings properly?

A misshapen/damaged/undersized/installed-wrong ejector or a poorly tensioned extractor.

All of which are quite common, even on very expensive 1911's from high-end, reputable companies.

>>332783

Also I pretty much guarantee you didn't remove the firing pin stop if you can't get the firing pin out, since it's under a LOT of spring tension and removes itself quite readily.

>how to remove firing pin stop

1. Put on eye protection

2. Seriously, put on eye protection, the firing pin is both heavy and pointy and is under a lot of spring tension. It can and will (and has) rupture the eyball, which it will most likely be pointed pretty much straight at.

3. Remove the slide from the frame

4. Using something non-marring and smaller than the head of the firing pin (a stiff-bodied ballpoint pen works pretty good), simultaneously press in on the back of the firing pin (the part the hammer strikes) and pry towards the bottom of the slide

5. Once you've gotten the firing pin block PARTWAY out, stop using the [whatever you're prying with] and slide it the rest of the way with your thumb, keeping your palm between the firing pin and your face

6. The firing pin will violently eject itself from the firing pin channel once the firing pin block is out of the way–this is the reason for the eyepro and having your hand right there

My .460 Rowland 1911 has launched firing pins hard enough to stick in drywall several meters away when I didn't catch it properly. It does use a significantly stouter firing pin spring than normal though.

>>327182

m8…

>>332785

>>332797

>>332801

I can't depress the back of the firing pin enough to remove the stop. It's like when I try and push down on it, the pin is stuck on something. I can slightly wiggle the stop, but it is clearly still getting stuck on the firing pin back.

>>333444

>When you buy ammo here you (usually) need to show your license which has the cartridge type of the weapon specified clearly on it.

Really irresponsible by whoever he's bought from in the past. Not only could they have inadvertently killed him in the worst case scenario, they can face serious charges for not checking the license as well as selling a type of ammo the guy doesn't have a license for.

Hell, my local store is so paranoid they photocopy the license and clamp it to their receipt every time you buy a gun or ammo just to cover their backs.

>>333481

>Hell, my local store is so paranoid they photocopy the license and clamp it to their receipt every time you buy a gun or ammo just to cover their backs.

I've never come across this.

The place I usually visit almost never checks licenses if you seem like a chill dude.

If you walk in there and know exactly what you want they'll just ring you up and let you pay.

If you seem like you don't know what you're talking about or you seem nervous they'll check your license.

Another local place that I rarely visit due to their shitty prices and service always check the license and they write down the number on it as well as your ID number.

But for some reason they only do it with rifle and pistol ammo, not shotgun shells.

I had never encountered that before and asked them why they were doing it, they told me they were ordered to record that data by the local police.

When I questioned if the police really had aright to ask for that kind of data and if the gun shop really had a right to record that kind of data they seemed really nervous and told me not to ask any more questions.

>>333484

Well, at least it's not a Fosbery.

>>329096

>4chan is now ebaums world

What a wacky world.

>>333485

>>333481

So you can't buy ammo for a friend with a different firearm?

>>333716

No, sadly not.

You get a license for each weapon with the model and and caliber marked on it.

If you want to buy ammo, you'll need to show you own a firearm that can shoot it.

It's to prevent some fucker from buying an old beat-to-hell 12ga shotgun for 50 bucks, then walking into a gun store to buy 5000 rounds of 9mm to sell to the local gangs, or buying 5000 rounds of 7.62x39mm for his illegally imported AKM.

>>333444

>Customer comes in asking if we have .22 Magnum in stock

>We don't

>He finds .22 Hornet on the shelf

>"That's the same thing, right?"

>"No sir, it's a completely different caliber."

>He stares at the ammo display for a few seconds more

>".17 Hornet is basically a .22 Magnum with a smaller bullet, right?"

>"No sir, you're thinking of .17 HMR. .17 Hornet is a .22 Hornet necked down to-"

>"It's the same thing, but with a smaller bullet. So the .22 Hornet is the same as .22 Magnum, just a different brand."

>"No sir, they're totally different calibers, .22 Hornet is centerfire, .22 Magnum is rimfire, and-"

>"I'll take two boxes."

>"Sir, this is the wrong ammo, it won't work in your gun."

>"Pffft, like you know anything. Just sell me the ammo."

>I do

>He comes back the next day pissed off and says I sold him the wrong ammo

>"I told you that when you were buying it!"

>Demands a refund

>All ammo sales are final, dumbass

I also have a constant battle to explain to people that 7.62x39mm will not work in their .308, and vice-versa. 7.62x54r just confuses the hell out of them.

Plenty of idiots who can't tell the difference between .357 Magnum and .357 Sig, even after you explain to them, and we've had to separate the 9mm, 9mm Makarov, and 9x23mm Winchester ammo from each other because people keep grabbing the wrong stuff. Ditto for .380, .38 Special, and .38 Super. The sheer number of people who think that .38 revolvers and .380 automatics shoot the same ammo is staggering.

I also get that one idiot who walks in and asks what ammo he should buy when he doesn't know what caliber, make, or model his pistol is, but expects me to somehow know. Some of them don't even know if they have a revolver or automatic, even after I show them an example of each. I tell every one that they can bring the gun in so we can identify it and help them get the correct ammo for it, but not a single one of them has ever done this.