543508 No.328132
I dont know if any of you guys remember but a long ass time ago we had these threads like when 8chan was still a little small. We had these threads where the entire idea that /k/ is an organization that hunts witches,monsters and other paranormal shit with our main enemies being the /co/lectors they were really comfy threads. I wonder if we had any screen caps or someone archived them if not lets just start a new thread.
4b66ae No.328137
>We had these threads where the entire idea that /k/ is an organization that hunts witches,monsters and other paranormal shit
>/duty/
9233c0 No.328144
Not what you're looking for I know, but seems very slightly related.
8017bf No.328268
I remember those. We were Secure, /k/ontain, Destroy if I'm remembering right.
000000 No.328283
>>328268
Something like that, yeah. Funny. The SCP wiki just finished a Mobile Task Force contest.
543508 No.328289
>>328283
I havent been to the SCP site in forever though like most wikis I bet some over sensitive faggots run the place
8017bf No.328295
>>328289
They're very autistic about quality control. This leads to very good stories but pretty autismal mods.
000000 No.328296
>>328295
Autistic quality control is accurate. Haven't seen much cuckold faggotry, though.
543508 No.328297
>>328295
I just hate shit like 682. While shit like 1000 is really fucking interesting
d1b5f2 No.328298
>>328289
apparently the current head mod is a tranny SJW who lives in sanfrancisco. so we can safely assume the site will become trash it if hasn't already
8d701d No.328315
The SCP is currently a community of decent-to-good writers with an admin staff composed of 80% hugboxy trannies and lunatic SJWs and 20% decentish people who are too ingrained in their positions to speak out. A lot of the writers are still pretty cool people, but collectively, its lost its way.
Things have gotten so bad they're now retroactively editing old articles to get rid of "inappropriate" content, basically sanitizing a lot of what made the site scary. Wanna make a creepy article about sex? Too bad, it had better not involve cishets, you misogynists.
Source: Someone with more than two dozen articles, some of them classics, who has invested too much time and effort to be able to escape the hellhole that is the site.
878425 No.328318
>>328315
b-but muh 110-montauk
543508 No.328320
Wish SCP went into more dept for the its soldiers . Most of the time they seemed to get fucked like when they fought those giant ass bugs who infected other humans
8017bf No.328334
>>328320
>most of the time
>Implying MTF doesn't always get it's ass kicked even when the "contain" an anomaly.
Face it, the most /k/ organization is never gets any luck because they want their SCPs to be scary.
b0f7b1 No.328393
>>328335
Male to female tgirls?
e30f69 No.328402
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>>328393
lol no. Mobile Task Force
>>328394
I love Alex Andreev's art so fucking much. Too bad it doesnt see the light of day, being surrounded by SJW recolor cancer hugbox which is DeviantArt.
>the lighting
>the fucking energy
>the proportions
>THE FUCKING ENERGY
>the mix of detail and abstractness
hnnng
dc990d No.328435
>>328132
I remember writing up a filing sheet, similar to the Secure Containment Protocols during that time.
Sadly, I can't for the life of me remember how it went or what the categories are, since I lost the data for it.
I remember:
> For classification, three categories and three subcategories under those. [No threat, Medium Threat, Full Threat] [Safe, Locked, Gordian] [Medium, Zephyr, Aleph] [Extreme, Chernobyl, Ragnarok]
(Possibly, I can't remember if they're the full classifications)
>The acronym for the document as either STRELO/k/ or STAL/k/ER.
842ac1 No.328592
>>328334
Delta Green the most /k/ paranormal organization in fiction
89f365 No.328802
>>328435
any streloks have what hes talking about?
9b2f4b No.328842
>>328318
Dude, Procedure 110:Montauk was 100% triggering and problematic, don't you know it's [the current year]? I don't think they even had specific rules to ensure continuous, affirmative, consent during that procedure! It would be much better to simply let the world end than inflict that on anyone! :^)
Ahem, excuse me.
It's a shame, there was seriously awesome content on the old site (and one or two items there that cost me a few nights sleep) but those creators/writers don't just vanish, they're still out there writing stuff in an attempt to make people shit themselves.
Worst case scenario we can always just up our game on the spoop threads that show up here, think something through and write a description of something more interesting than the standard skinwalker/goatman/spoopymonster stuff. Just remember, when you post your story, ask yourself "Are we cool yet?".
e30f69 No.328864
>>328435
I believe it was "STRELOC/k/"
So what happened to the project???
>>328802
yes, newfriend.
back in early 2015, when 8chan was still something, there was a multiboard collaboration to create an SCP sort of deal where we, /k/ , were assigned to contain /int/
before /intl/ was a thing, mind you
c6701c No.328896
Those threads were shit. This thread is shit by relation.
SCP is autistic garbage, anyway.
543508 No.328977
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>328137
You make that sound like a bad thing.
If I remember /co/ was Freedom
878425 No.329024
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>>328896
You sure convinced me with those hot opinions family
9fc68a No.329030
anyone read Monster Hunter International? read the first book and enjoyed it.
classic monsters and not SCP style horror but still
782ed6 No.329051
>>328842
What was 110 Montauk before the SJWs touched it?
b07a4d No.329062
Oh shit, SCP still exists?
13a39e No.329066
Somewhere on my desktop that died I have my contribution saved. I'll go pull it off the harddrive later tonight.
8a77f3 No.329073
>>329051
Basically they had some girl strapped to a hospital bed and raped her a bunch so she could get the antichrist in her uterus or something. Then they'd abort it and do it again the next day.
Don't know what it is now
ab8b76 No.329076
8a77f3 No.329077
>>329076
I actually just found the recent SJW version.
They read the girl a bedtime story and tuck her into bed.
No joke.
13a39e No.329124
>>329077
reading the site now and can find nothing like that at all.
a289bc No.329131
>>328132
Holy crap someone actually remembered those threads? Yeah I was the one who actually started them all those months ago, I let it fizzle out since I saw there wasn't much traction coming from it.
I saved some of the concept art we had. I may be missing some but I do have this pic of the /k/DR soldier.
I think /k/DR stood for /k/ontain Destroy Redact. The idea was that /k/DR was a PMC group hired by different countries when they experienced a paranormal problem that needed to be quelled. Their whole model wasn't really containing the monsters but always trying to find ways to kill them, they didn't have a containment policy unless it was for finding a way to kill something they couldn't take out in the field. The running idea behind it all was 'what if the teams in monster movies/comics/etc. were actually useful and not cannon fodder'
/k/DR was meant to have multiple different bases across the country and since they were constantly in need they could easily afford high end equipment and transports.
The /co/llectors were meant to be a group of people who meet up online and began capturing paranormal creatures. Their community grew in size via online photos of their captures (easy stuff at first like fairies, unicorns, etc.) and they picked up a following across the world. They viewed paranormal creatures as collectible items and rated them based on how rare they were to find. They would sometimes impede in /k/DR operations to beat them to the monster or show up after they've worn it out. Compared to /k/DR they were meant to be more ragtag functioning off of military surplus gear, AKs, weapons that have been illegally modified and other improv stuff.
/k/DR and /co/llectors had their own 'mascots'
/k/DR had a shaved bigfoot around their base who gave lectures on innawoods shit.
/co/llectors had a popobawa who lounged around their base eating food and annoying personnel. They couldn't get rid of it since it was their first major capture and the damn thing just refused to leave.
A way to put it up was that /k/DR was XCOM and /co/llectors were EXALT.
But yes that's all the information I recall and we can add to.
4b66ae No.329137
>>328977
I didn't even made any value judgment, I just wanted to point out how similar was the concept. I'm actually pretty ok with this.
13a39e No.329141
>>329131
I did a little bit of lore and then made a quick couple of concepts using innawoods.
I would pull them up again, but my fullsize PC recently died, so that's been a bitch.
Long story short, there were units that were more "strictly" military, that mostly used 6.5mm grendel rifles (M16 rifle length patterns, usually) with 10mm sidearms, and grenade launchers. Marksmen could take pretty much whatever they wanted as long as it came in comblock or real fuckin NATO, and using exotic ammo (AP, tracer, incendiary, explosive, whatever,) was highly encouraged in the name of science.
Standard equipment was a fair amount of armor, but not a full on IOTV, a helmet, a gasmask, and lots of explosives.
I followed it up with a fairly shitty explanation of the concept that teams with more experience were encouraged to use best judgement to optimize their equipment for a given situation, and then and even shittier example of a team that would face something like, say, Raccoon City, knowing they'd be crawling through a bunch of really shitty tiny spaces.
I really liked the concept put the pace went super fast and I felt like I was in over my head. Plus, some people were super excited for what I posted, and a few others just kind of blew right by and it wrote other stuff. Plenty of it was good, but it was confusing as fuck which one we were going with.
3db59c No.329150
I can only think of Monolit when it comes to anything /k/-related, except there's Murderkube that we guard.
8429a8 No.329170
How exactly do you kill a skinwalker?
How do you kill any other well-known forest oddity? The only stories I tend to believe in are skinwalker stories (if they hold up) because they're common all no over the web. Aliens are easy, either you kill them if harmful, or you interact with them, and/or you forget you ever met them because that means they'd have won.
8429a8 No.329172
>>329124
That's because it's still 110-Montauk, the comments say it's probably rape and other say it's something worse than rape (neckbeards kissing her?), from what I remember viewing it 4-5 days ago. But if the assigned personnel who perform it need counseling, therapy, mind wipes or kill themselves after they do it then it's probably rape. It also talks about how if they ever get the girl too agitated they can just mindwipe her and start all over again since it'd work. Which also suggests some traumatic process - rape. What else could you do that would fuck up a girl mentally, anyway? Tell her she has no life importance other than sex and childbirth? sounds about right
7ef77d No.329191
>>329170
Sustained fire.
I don't care what it is, if you shoot it enough, it dies.
67552f No.329204
>>328315
>Things have gotten so bad they're now retroactively editing old articles to get rid of "inappropriate" content, basically sanitizing a lot of what made the site scary.
Could you give an example of an article that has been sanitized? 110-montauk is still about brutally [REDACTED] a little girl the last time I checked.
>>328842
>It's a shame, there was seriously awesome content on the old site (and one or two items there that cost me a few nights sleep)
I don't suppose you have those items saved? I'd love to read them.
3a2d92 No.329242
>>329170
Rifles, Old surplus calibers work wonders on those fucks, except for 6.5 Carcano. That will get you killed.
8dc1fb No.329279
8dc1fb No.329284
9b2f4b No.329288
>>329204
Fortunately for you Nederlanderbro I am almost as autistic as I am paranoid :^)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4993553/SCP%20Files.pdf
It's a copy of pretty much every SCP file from a while ago, all 1854 pages of it, it'll take a while to load.
2ecbc0 No.329366
>>329170
Dart gun with darts filled with heroin and tipped with ash.
Next time you go innawoods, bring darts with drugs other than heroine.
7b1655 No.329395
I remember those threads, good times.
I think I remember a group of hippie Eco-terrorists with a penchant for using chemical weapons and weaponizing the occult, along with some power-hungry SJWish one-world-order types in control of the media. They might have even been the same group, it's all fuzzy now.
8602da No.329406
>>329366
i've always been fuzzy on whether it's ash wood or fire residue ash that's supposed to be deadly to skinwalkers
would ash from burning ash wood be the most effective?
4197e5 No.329417
>>329288
Have you fags ever thought about starting a board about this or making your new SCP site with non corrupt staff.
13a39e No.329438
>>329172
No, I meant the bed time story shit.
I know exactly what 110-Montauk is, thank you.
543508 No.329442
>>329395
Nature cult interfered with both /k/ and /co/ operations while the SJW types were some shadow run mega corporation shit
a289bc No.329508
>>329141
Yeah I remember those but sadly I didn't save any of them. Think you could probably remake them?
We're also gonna need a drawfag in here but it's gonna be a while before that. So lets just keep going where we left off before.
>>329395
We still doing the hippie and SJW cults? Weren't the SJWs some type of Lovecraftian abominations?
I remember /k/DR has some type of specialized goggles that allow them to engage extra-dimensional threats without the risk of going insane.
543508 No.330152
>>329508
All remembered was the nature cults followed some goddess of the earth and used some weird druid shit and were hardcore eco terrorists.
The SJWs were big corporation types that e,employed the cultists alot and usually painted /k/dr as the bad guys thinking now they are pretty much like ADVENT in Xcom 2
807546 No.330193
>>329073
Thanks Strelok, on the official website, it just reads as "fucked up shit".
>>329077
Wait wait wait, so now, SJWs find bedtime stories triggering? I'm guessing that Snow White promotes the Patriarchy n shit, so therefore it's totally more triggering than impregnating a Teenage girl with the literal antichrist; especially if the Antichrist is a proud transexual lesbian black jewish woymn :^) .
a14141 No.330847
>>330846
wew, that got fucked up. Let's try again.
Any good programmers out there?
I've had an idea for a long time about an SCP-type game that plays as a cross between X-COM (the original one, faggot) and Prison Architect.
The gist is that you've got a geoscape where you dispatch agents to locations, an agent mission screen where you play out what happens when an agent gets to a site with something paranormal happening in the style of a VN, a basebuilding/maintanance mode where you keep an eye on all the horrors you've captured and locked away, and a turn-based combat mode (ideally with TUs) where you dispatch creatures in your base that are trying to flee, or send a squadout to the field because your agent fucked up and now ayyys are invading Bumsville Nowhere, or there's a zombie breakout because your agent failed to follow procedure, or whatever.
Heavy management aspects, with rotating staff to ensure they don't go insane, using psychologists and therapists to keep everyone going, physically containing whatever you find, researching to develop better containment methods, better gear, better facilities, etc.
Your goal is to keep public awareness of the project and the existence of things that shouldn't exist to a minimum. There'd be a rating for how much the public knows, and it can't go down, so if you screw up, you'll be paying massive amounts of money to cover things up. Even that will offer choices - you failed to ground assault and capture that UFO, so do you do a gunship run? Bomb it with heavy ordinance? Call in favors with the FBI and get their operators out there, since you won't have to worry about loss of life? Seal off the area around it and entrench yourselves to starve the ayys out? Or were you smart enough to research that acid bug thing from the last UFO, and learn to manufacture the acid yourself, so you can fly helis over and dump vats on the UFO until it's just a smoking chemical crater waiting to be bulldozed over.
Before you call me a filthy fucking ideas guy, I'm also a decent writer, and have basic programming skills in addition to being a run-of-the-mill sysadmin, just not enough programming knowhow to actually start something like this by myself. I also know a guy IRL who'd do art for it.
025e65 No.330850
I'm so glad this thread exists. I've actually been toying with the idea of writing about a STALKER/k/ group exploring an abandoned SCP type of facility.
I'm thinking a cheekily breeki group of dudes get hired by some shady mufuckas to provide security while exploring a mysterious underground facility. They'll have go pro type cameras attached to helmets and some crazy lovecraftian shit will start happening. Maybe they can run into some SCP security dudes who've been holed up in their. They will have lost their sanity by that point obviously. I need to think about it longer before I start writing. I love lovecraftian shit and there just isn't enough of it out there. Event horizon and cabin in the woods are so awesome and I wish there was more stuff like that floating around.
3f6901 No.330875
3f6901 No.330894
Also found some SJW-tier Christianity-Bashing (look for the hospital part) the murder/k/ube is still the true omnipresent force, though
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test
878425 No.330906
>>330875
At least it has a 0 rating, so nobody is buying the bullshit.
67552f No.330907
>>330875
Actually, that says
>We're doing it to keep it happy where it is. We're doing the equivalent of feeding it and reading it a lullaby. By doing the unthinkable we're placating the unimaginable. And all it costs is one girl. And, of course, our very humanity.
"It" being the super demon in the little girl's womb. So they're not singing a lullaby to her, they're torturing her as a lullaby for the demon.
That article has kind of a weird informal tone, a rating of zero, and it contradicts itself on the rape topic here:
>If rape is the worst thing you can imagine being done to a person, then sure - it's rape.
>So, no - there's no rape in 110.
Clearly, the evil Ess Jay Dubs are victorious once again.
fe80b9 No.331140
>>330847
I might be willing to pitch in on the programming side. Would the entire game be made from scratch, or would you be using a tool set like Game Maker?
782ed6 No.331183
Enjoy an SCP based on the everyday /k/ommando that I'm lazily writing up.
SCP-XXX
Class: /k/eter
Special Containment Procedures: At this time, there are no known methods of containing SCP-XXX
Description: SCP-XXX is a humanoid similar to that of an average human male. An approximate height of the entity is 5 feet 11 inches to 6 feet 4 inches. SCP-XXX also carries around a bandoleer and several pouches around it's waist, and appearing to wear camouflage shirt and pants. SCP-XXX also carries around SCP-XXX-1, which appears to be a standard issue SKS-45.
SCP-XXX will manifest whenever SCP-* is present within a forested selection of area. This manifestation is cued by the sound of an engine, coming from a 1990 Dodge Dakota, designated SCP-XXX-2 (see incident report XXX-1). SCP-XXX will reside within the forested area until it terminates any instance of SCP-* using any method available. When all instances of SCP-*** are terminated, SCP-XXX will leave the premises using SCP-XXX-2. When SCP-XXX leaves, no remains of it being in the area are found, aside from a reduced amount of wildlife and a small fire pit.
Attempts to communicate with SCP-XXX have been futile using traditional methods. Agents who go into the forest where SCP-XXX resides are met with potential lethal force from the SCP. Agents also report of hearing SCP-XXX shouting sentences in broken english and yelling "anuuu cheeki breeki" or "nogunz." SCP-XXX will not stop until the invaders are either terminated, or have left the wooded area.
782ed6 No.331184
>>331183
Oh fuck, I forgot that stars spoil stuff.
fd0890 No.331191
>>329170
If it moves, it has a structure.
If it has a structure, that structure can be disabled by the application of excessive force.
If that structure is disabled, it cannot move.
If it cannot move, it cannot hurt you.
Abstract-ify this until it applies to whatever you're fighting.
f32b42 No.331361
>>330850
if youre talking like an RP thing, i remember about halloween time when someone set up one, had a good time and id be very interested, if you make a thread would you mind replying to this with the link?
a14141 No.331490
>>331140
I'd like to see the engine built up from scratch for more flexibility, but if I'm not the programmer or technical lead, that's not my decision.
a0738b No.331655
>>331191
What if it's highly radioactive? Its very presence is a danger to you, unless you've got a lead lined blanket or other means of stopping ionizing radiation handy.
fd0890 No.331660
>>331655
If it can't move, you can move away from it.
Also, if it can't move, nothing stopping you from launching it into the sun. Although you should think very carefully about that, especially when dealing with Mary Sues creatures that can take on the attributes of things that try to kill them.