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There's no discharge in the war!

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e0d154 No.328838

Well /K/, my little brother swears into the national guard tomorrow, he's 17 and plans on switching over to the USMC afterwards. Anyone have any info I could give him as far as what to expect?

877f10 No.328844

Better brothers than he has right now. :^)


23429f No.328853

Tell him to stop being a puss and go into the Corps first thing.

How fucking stupid would it be to have a "Marine" that went to Nat Guard boot and didn't earn the title.


718739 No.328858

>>328838

>Anyone have any info I could give him as far as what to expect?

He can expect to regret it.


96d689 No.328860

Remember him as he is now. He isn't going to be the same when he comes back.


e0d154 No.328978

>>328853

He's going into the guard first because he hasn't finished HS and he wants something less intrusive before graduation. He's not a pussy either, he knows marital arts, can bench 350, squat 378, and deadlift 414. He could probably kick your ass.


222671 No.328979

He can expect to be the fucking government goon he chose to be and fight for the Us Government that doesn't represent the American people in any way what-so-ever.


718739 No.328982

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>>328978

>bench 350

calling bullshit, post proof

>>He could probably kick your ass.

Internet tough guy's brother

Besides, 17yo kids don't know shit about deviousness.

>>328979

this


3b63c0 No.328987

During The Happening (pbs), would your brother fight for America or the government?


c14405 No.328990

>>328978

>he knows marital arts, can bench 350, squat 378, and deadlift 414. He could probably kick your ass

Is this the millennial version of "my father would totally beat your father, because his a cop and cops are better than accountants"? or some shit?

>>328987

A better question would be:

If your brother was trapped on a air tight room and in order to escape he had to fug either the woman >>328982 posted webm but with a ballsack or a girly looking trap (with a feminine dick, of course); What would he do?


e0d154 No.329016

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>>328982

This is my brother two years ago when he was 15. He has worked out consistently in school since.

>>328987

Not the government. My brother isn't an idiot, he doesn't trust the government, but the military interests him allot and in the event of the habbening he would use his military access to get armaments for his family. I live in a family of right wing preppers and my dad has a cpl, and cc's a ruger P95, my brother won't join the government's genocide.


cba025 No.329043

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>>328853

Care to explain to a non-milfag how being in the Coast Guard before the Marines stops somebody from having earned being a marine? Surely you still to go through selection, training and qualification like anybody else. It would be rather bizarre if you just do some paperwork, get issued a new uniform and hey presto you're in a different service that you aren't trained for.

>>329016

>teenagers thinking they're hard because they've cut until you can see their little boy muscles

>every time


e0d154 No.329049

>>329043

Those are actual muscles, he did P-90X when he was 15. Also, this guy >>328853 doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Even after switching branches you still need to go through boot camp and earn the title.


7f1255 No.329064

>>328982

what the fuck is wrong with her vagine?


38498d No.329068

>>328838

>your school or mine?

What a great way to earn a free trip to your local courthouse


7d34aa No.329071

>/K/


718739 No.329080

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>>329016

topkek m8. Did he give you those numbers?

And it's easy to get sucked into their worldview in the military. I can't help him, but to any moron here who is 'interested' in the military (I was to)… you're just gonna be a loudmouth undertrained welfare nigger in a uniform.

>>329049

>P-90X

>Probably kick our ass


c40cca No.329083

>>329080

>actually believing Smedley's shit

You are fucking naive, anon. He couldn't even back up his claim the "evul corporations" were going to try a coup on the government. He's a faggot commie who was mad he didn't get past major general.


a47cb7 No.329086

>benches 350

>at 17

>natty

You know the smith machine doesn't count, right?


718739 No.329089

>>329083

>He couldn't even back up his claim the "evul corporations" were going to try a coup on the government

And yet they have revolving doors now.


dde13d No.329093

>>329083

yeah… i'm putting my trust in the guy who was a highly decorated soldier over some faggot on an image board from germany no less.


e0d154 No.329133

>>329086

You know that younger people than that lift competitively, right? I work with a 16 year old body builder, anything is possible if the conditions are right.

>>329080

He did give me those numbers, he's pretty proud of it


c911a1 No.329148

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>>329133

>He did give me those numbers, he's pretty proud of it

kek


262e99 No.329240

Suffering and brotherhood. And being enriched cultulrally by the USMC itself, because it is a fucking millenial school today. Worst time to enter the army, leftism is virulent in all governmental spheres today.

Also, the fact that he lifts means literally SHIT. Lifting weights is a completely different world as having tactical strenght.


c423f2 No.329437

Learn to deal with Frustration. Lots of frustration.

Punishment is easy to handle. Effort is easy to handle. Obstacles are easy to handle. Theory is easy to handle. Orders are easy to handle.

When you're starving and the CO tells your platoon to do 10 laps around the mess hall before eating, you smile and do the 10 laps, no problem.

The problem is that doesn't happen. No one tells you're going to do laps. And then you get at the door of the mess, starving and hopeful and eager to drown in a plate of bad food, and the CO tells the platoon to do 1 lap because 02 moved. And then another because 13 had the cup on the wrong hand. Then another because the last lap took too much time. Then another because the platoon leader missed a command because he is tired and nervous and pissed. Then another because the Batallion Commander passed while we were on a lap and the platoon leader didn't order marching pace and salute. Then another because he ordered marching pace and while the CO told us to run. And then you're on your 6th lap, and everyone is pissed at everyone else and thrice as tired as if they would be doing 10 laps clear cut in the first place.

And that's not to say anything about constant conflicting orders. Purposefully conflicting orders, from multipe superiors - and no matter what you do, you're getting punished by all of them.

And then frustration leads to agression (specially when combined with tiredness and pressure), and the whole platoon start eating itself inside out.

Learning to smile at being punished for everything you do and won't do, right and wrong, breathe through shit and take it like a champ is the mindset to victory. Embracing it is the big secret.

Also, as the other hue said, his gymroom stats mean shit. What actually has value is: How fast and far can he run? How much can he hump on a march? How far can he march with wet feet before they become ground meat? I imagine he has pushups, pullups and core strength covered, though.




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