Hey, /k, I need an opinion from you gun-nuts.https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/08/idaho-pastor-shooting-suspect-arrested-outside-white-house/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_idaho-shooter-arrested-1045pm%3Ahomepage%2FstorySo, a f

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Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 14:52:59 249725 No.329208

Hey, /k, I need an opinion from you gun-nuts.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/08/idaho-pastor-shooting-suspect-arrested-outside-white-house/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_idaho-shooter-arrested-1045pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

So, a former Marine shoots his pastor (he says 12 times with .45, medics say it was 6 times). It was two days ago. Marine says that pastor was actually a Martian lizard. After thath Marine doesn't try to kill anybody else and goes to the White House where he throws a falsh drive over the fence. He also wrote a manifesto about how pastor was a lizard and he's not alone.

The kicker is that pastor lived, More than lived, he is now concious and can give people thumbs up. After he got shot 6 times, of which 3 were headshots.

So, /k, is it possible? Pic is Odom's drawing of a Martian lizard.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 14:54:24 249725 No.329209

I didn't make myself clear enough. My question is can a man live through 3 bullets in the head and 3 in the body?

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 14:54:32 0d9e7f No.329210

Jesus fuck, this is spooky.

This frequency is being monitored. We are not safe. Tread lightly.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 14:56:08 30defd No.329211

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If there are reptillian overlords I doubt that they're from Mars..

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:03:05 009461 No.329212

It's more likely that ALL life on Earth came from Mars, than for advanced life to have come to Earth relatively recently from Mars.

I mean, fuck, Mars can't even be terraformed due to it having a solid core and low mass, so it can NEVER be like Earth. At best, it can be like the moon with higher gravity.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:03:11 b696de No.329213

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>Marine says that pastor was actually a Martian lizard.

Thanks /x/, for convincing insane people not to get treatment.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:04:14 d4476c No.329214

>>329213

Yeah, the guy could be crazy. But he shot the pastor 12 to 6 times and pastor lived. This is the spookiest detail here.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:08:37 30defd No.329216

>>329213

>flag hidden

What are you hiding from, anon?

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:09:21 e21353 No.329218

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>>329213

>Ban Assault Threads.png

Why are you hiding your flag? You're not a Martian, are you?

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:10:23 97fae1 No.329219

>>329218

>>329213

10 bucks say he's actually from Aldebaran.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:13:53 b0df2d No.329220

Christ. Were they hollowpoints? Either way this sounds like the cold open to an old x-files episode.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:15:12 e21353 No.329223

>.45

>Shot three times in the head and still alive

>9mm

>One round drops a young traytray with ease

Muh stoppan powah.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:20:48 e2e79f No.329229

>>329214

According to some repots:

>Pastor got shot six times with a .45 at 15 feet

So much for

>"Muh stumping prowlers"

>"Muh one shot one kill"

>"Muh Why would you need more than 8 rounds of .45 American?!"

Fucking 15 feet.

An ex-marine

6 Shots

For 55-years-old -reptilian- pastor

0 Kills

Oh my god, Muh .45 ACP faggots are on suicide watch.

#REKT

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:22:16 f95418 No.329232

>>329229

I guess all those NERF threads will be replaced by .45 threads.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:33:44 e2e79f No.329238

>>329232

At least nerf darts go a bit faster :^)

>>329223

>three times in the head

It keeps getting better.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:45:39 aa418c No.329244

>>329229

You see the problem? That pastor needs to be watched.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:46:49 10bcda No.329245

>>329229

>Muh .45 ACP faggots are on suicide watch.

I'm not to worried.

>1911 barrel in mouth

>deep breath

>pull trigger

>feel nothing, but hear a solid second of metal scraping metal

>sound is coming from barrel

>sound fades away as warm chunk of lead and copper is excreted from barrel and falls heavily on tongue

>jaw slackened in shock, an undamaged .45 acp jhp falls to the floor

>weep in silence forever

Yeah, nah, they'll be fine

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 16:08:04 47c31d No.329251

>>329245

HELL BE FINE

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 16:44:23 4497c5 No.329268

Y'all got a problem with Lizard people? Fucking racists, mane.

Scalerone waz a gud gecko, he dindu nuffin.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 17:27:59 6b34bf No.329286

>>329223

Tray-tray wasn't a reptilian.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 17:57:18 14a7dc No.329314

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>>329209

THEY FUCKIN LIVE SON

JEWS=LIZZARDS=SPACE KIKES NIGGER

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 18:19:58 137dd3 No.329334

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>>329223

>>329229

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 18:34:12 88a73d No.329346

Men have survived worse. If anything this is more in support of Faith (guy is a pastor, surely he was praying)

inb4 fedora tipping, I mean the psychological effects of strong Faith, not that I believe God helped him

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 18:35:03 c3e0c0 No.329348

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>>329245

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:33:14 47d56a No.329380

Bump with Marine's manifesto

http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/khq/ODOMDOCS.pdf

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 20:04:25 435813 No.329390

>Survived 12 .45 ACO gunshots

Maybe he was just born with thick skin

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:18:17 9cf009 No.329464

45 so stronk can't even alien pastor

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:20:13 e2e79f No.329465

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>>329348

Let me fix that chart.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 05:26:08 fd1132 No.329585

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>>329380

>Everything was fine until I got on the plane to Albuquerque. I sat next to this huge man who kept telling me (telepathically) that he was going to crash the plane

Strelok 03/11/16 (Fri) 08:18:10 1430da No.330270

>>329208

I think we're seeing the effects of three different psyops at once.

One targeting Kyle Odom, making him go crazy.

One targeting the public through the media.

And one targeted at websites like halfchan and fullchan

>>329585

he is telling us something brother.

A Big Guy wanted to crash the plane with no survivors, but Odom was able to stop it because he realized it was just a hothead/jew space lizard.

From now on, i shall refer to them as jizzards

Jew lizards man.

What a year to be alive