Thought this might interest some of you. You'd be surprised how well a 5 pound gummy bear can tank.

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Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 15:54:31 830359 No.329246

Thought this might interest some of you. You'd be surprised how well a 5 pound gummy bear can tank.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 16:14:57 f8bc09 No.329255

>>329246

>2017

>Complete collapse of society

>Holed up on the second floor of a rundown house, trying to survive the day to day violence

>You hear the sound of a horn blow in the distance

>They're here.

>From over the top of rubble across the street you see them marching two by two, their daily patrol for recruits and to keep the peace

>Those gallant knights who jiggle in unison and hate ants

>The Gummi Corps

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 16:21:37 da79d8 No.329259

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>>329255

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 17:50:23 34b09c No.329303

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>>329259

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:23:05 1fe53f No.329374

Wow, just wow.

You should know about the other 5lb. gummy bear that took on 5lbs. of thermite that is on youtube.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:27:18 da79d8 No.329377

>>329374

I think it's a non newtonian semi-fluid on some level, and turns into a solid concrete-like material on impact.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:52:44 0518be No.329385

>>329259

There are some things that just shouldn't be done

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 20:09:30 ca97c2 No.329393

I have been thinking, should we regard a 5lbs. Gummy bear as a standard unit of measurement of destructive capability?

More fun links:

https://youtu.be/Z5Wo0fiqRvU

https://youtu.be/JOHdZsQXw7I

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 20:22:02 d85a9f No.329400

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I want candy armors to be a thing. Tho they will be so heavy that you could only wear them in bearmode.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 20:40:02 b03124 No.329412

>>329400

>gummy armor

>bearmode

Holy shit, real fuckin giant gummy operator bears.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:30:14 12801e No.329445

>>329400

>>329412

I should have expected my fellow spics to understand the importance of this.

Strelok 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:40:46 b03124 No.329447

>>329445

Yet there's a problem with that, unfortunately: weather.

In colder climates the gummy armor would just frozen up and become brittle.

In hotter climates it would just melt and turn into jelly.

At least in both situations you can still use it as a blunt weapon.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 08:36:54 477a50 No.329658

>>329393

I wonder how it compares to ballistic gel.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 08:40:40 477a50 No.329660

>>329447

>it would melt

Dude, look at the thermite video. Iron melted but not the fucking gummy bear.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:14:07 d83071 No.329667

>>329660

The interior of the bear was reduced to melty goo though. From the looks of it the out shell was reduced to mostly carbon while the inner part, which was partially shielded, just melted.

In high but not extremely high heat the bear would melt and be reduced to jelly.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:17:38 477a50 No.329669

>>329667

I think it depends on the kind of heat. Another video has it being microwaved for ten minutes. It completely liquefies then. Still, the ballistic properties of gummy are interesting, mostly considering how cheap it is.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:38:29 b03124 No.329676

>>329667

How would stand a slab of encapsualted ballistic gummy in a tropical/semi-tropical enviroment? Where I live the thermometer rarely drops under 86 °F, and since I live near the sea, humidty is pretty high.

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 20:05:34 cefb85 No.329910

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>>329412

>>329400

>>329445

Call me a ween but isn't that essentially Full Metal Panic?

Strelok 03/10/16 (Thu) 20:25:56 b03124 No.329928

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>>329910

The Bonta-kun suit is an exo-skeleton disguised under a bear disguise (or a botarga as we spics call them).

Strelok 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:06:45 5af5c0 No.330113

>>329660

>Iron melted but not the fucking gummy bear.

GUMMY BEAR TWIN TOWERS WHEN?

Strelok 03/11/16 (Fri) 10:04:35 d9a83a No.330278

>>329928

What's up with that guys giant bottle?

Strelok 03/11/16 (Fri) 10:26:07 8b0c81 No.330285

>>329377

>non newtonian semi-fluid

I'm surprised they don't use this in real armor somehow, or possibly in vehicles. Seems like you could improve on a gummie bear considerably since it's not specifically made for the purpose.

Strelok 03/11/16 (Fri) 15:21:33 b03124 No.330363

>>330278

It's just a souvenir or a Duff bottle toy, I guess. That pic is in Calle Madero in ~~NorKorea~~ Mexico City, drinking on public spaces is forbidden.

The Simpsons are quite memetic here, but not as in flag related here >>330113