5b9a00 No.330401
So /k/ my Donald Trump sign was stolen off my front lawn last night, I've already devised a trip mine to slam fire blanks and scare the shit out of any would be thieves, but I'm not sure as to the legality, and wanted to know some of your ideas to deter theft
44d95a No.330404
>>330401
better to just coat the edges in capsaicin, wont be noticed until they wipe their face or eyes and then ungodly burning
b99e5b No.330405
A noisemaker is not meant to do harm, so there shouldn't be a legal problem, but you may be unintentionally design a firearm due to its capability to fire a round.
So no, just set a tripwire and some sort of electric alarm.
53faf6 No.330408
c9e51b No.330409
>>330401
>>330405
Better yet, electrify the sign. When someone grabs it, they get shocked and you can "collect" them lol.
a0238e No.330410
>>330401
Mantrapping's illegal. I have been told this multiple times by the authorities.
>>330404
You I like.
c51559 No.330421
>>330410
>Mantrapping's illegal. I have been told this multiple times by the authorities.
Tell us your story Strelok. What did you do that made the authorities tell you that?
4ac2ab No.330423
>>330401
Why not tie some of those pull string fireworks to it and stake the other end in the ground?
Better yet, why don't you keep your autism to yourself rather than putting it in display in your yard?
5b9a00 No.330425
>>330405
Yeah, that's what I kinda figured, oh well
>>330410
So would you suggest the capsaicin then?
>>330423
Oh come on, Strelok, don't tell me you don't think those Bernie fags should be able to get away with this shit without at least pissing themselves
ecd6da No.330429
>>330425
>>330401
Nobody gives a fuck about your Bernie boogieman or your Trump messiah complex. This isn't /k/, fuck off.
5b9a00 No.330431
>>330429
>initial question concerned the legality of a slam fire tripmine
>not /k/
wew
93ddb1 No.330432
>>330429
>this isn't /k/
Man do i have bad news for you
15bc60 No.330433
>>330429
>This isn't /k/, fuck off.
W-where do you think we are?
c9be27 No.330436
>>330429
Half of the threads in the catalog aren't really /k/ related you retarded fucking socialist
ecd6da No.330439
>>330436
>anyone who is tired of hearing /pol/fag shills screech about Sanders and Trump is a socialist
>anyone who disagrees with me is x
Kek, literal bigotry
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 36f19c No.330442
>>330439
>literal bigotry
Goodness, you are straight from half/k/, aren't you?
7fedba No.330443
>>330439
>literal bigotry
I don't even like /pol/ but even I know your a faggot.
c9be27 No.330444
>>330439
>bigotry
You have to go back
bd3eb9 No.330445
>supporting Trump
Enjoy losing all of your rights and freedoms.
93ddb1 No.330447
>>330439
>derails the thread
>decides what is /k/ what is not
>calls people bigots if they are being angry at him for it
>literal bigotry
back to tumblr you go
>>330445
How is the VPN change working out for ya mate ?
>>330433
nice double dubs
ff58db No.330448
>Step One: Acquire a large dog
>Step Two: Paint the dog pitch black, give it glow in the dark blood red contact lenses.
>Step Three: Get a vet you trust to replace the dogs teeth with, I don't know, high carbon steel, serrated, teeth knives or something.
>Step Four: Put the dogs kennel on the front lawn and get him used to sleeping there, feed him, be a decent guy to him - you've already been a huge cock to the poor animal and it's not getting much better for him from here on.
>Step Five: Place a very large, obnoxious as possible, Trump sign on the lawn. Secure some paracord to the sign, and tie the other end around the dogs balls. Make sure that you leave a decent amount slack, and that you do not use a knot that will constrict too much.
>Step Six: Faggots come to attempt to silence your (kinda low effort to be honest) political speech and steal your sign. They try to run off with it, they pick up the slack on the paracord, and give your Hound of the Baskervilles a rather sudden wake up.
>Step Seven: Maybe consider fitting a GoPro to the hounds collar or something, that shit should be hilarious.
Maybe skip step three actually, the poor doggy is going through enough without you adding experimental dental surgery to the list. Or you could, I don't know, put your mass produced signs up on areas that aren't so easy for thieves and vandals to access. Just a thought.
93ddb1 No.330454
>>330448
I like your idea but for the poor doggo's sake
>make a dog vest/sweater with the Trump sign on it
> watch some fag try to take it off the doggo
>shoot the fucker
>in the court
>doggo is family
>protect doggo with God given right
>you are free to go
Pretty sure there is a castle law in the burgerstan and it should also cover the family pets as part of the family
bd3eb9 No.330458
>>330447
I'm not that guy. I don't even think this thread is non-/k/; it's arguably a HD thread, which is definitely /k/, and even if not, it's discussing methods of preventing theft and intrusion upon property which I would say is /k/. That guy's a faggot for pulling the "This isn't /k/" card just because he dislikes OP's politics.
If OP had a Hillary sign, or a Bernie sign, or an NRA sign, or some religious symbol, or a gay pride flag, or even a god damn Moms Demand Action sign stolen from his lawn, this thread would be equally /k/ related because he's asking for and discussing methods to prevent the theft and fight or ward off intruders. It doesn't make him any less of a faggot for supporting a politician who is extremely open about his disregard for basic human rights and freedom.
>>330454
Just be very careful that you don't miss. You wouldn't want to hurt Trumpupper.
e18e07 No.330462
>>330434
>Bernie and Trump being /k/
Only their policies on guns and the military are /k/ you retarded Chilean
ff58db No.330464
>>330458
OK, amendment to plan presented here >>330448
>Step One point five: Name the dog 'The Trumpupper'
Yeah, and definitely skip stage three.
Instead of the paracord to balls idea see if there is some way to train the dog to really, really, REALLY, love your Trump sign.
c45024 No.330465
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>>330429
>Traps
>Not /k/
>Bernie Boogeyman
This is /k/ and even a nip lady fucking hates Bernie.
93ddb1 No.330468
>>330458
i wouldn't be on /k/ if i would miss a guy in my frontyard from my window
>disregard for basic human rights and freedom
i would like to ask you for proof, but this thread is already derailed as it is, so i am just gonna ask you to stop throwing buzzwords
>>330462
nigga, the main topic of the thread was making a trap, it wasn't a political discussion until you faggots made it
c45024 No.330469
>>330462
The OP specifically states what traps should he use to protect his sign but you faggots keep making it political because it just so happens to be a Trump sign.
93ddb1 No.330475
>>330471
oh yes the old "don't respond to bait/ignore the trolls"
because ignoring problems ever got anyone anywhere
779f57 No.330478
>>330475
No. There are uneducated people, people who don't know any better or people who just hate.
A baiter only wants the anger you give him. He's a salt fueled machine that only wants more salt.
Unless you ban him and that would be censorship, the best option is to really just ignore him.
c9be27 No.330479
>>330454
They make them
http://www.cafepress.com/+trump-2016+pet-apparel
Get a Rhodri ridgeback OP, the flickers were bred to hunt fucking lions
c45024 No.330480
>>330478
Everybody (including myself) ignore the ID+ button too often.
c9be27 No.330481
>>330479
*rhodie
Fingers are too big for the phone
93ddb1 No.330485
>>330480
If i ignored someone every time i got mad i would just type to myself all the time so i only use it as the real last call
918e7c No.330486
>>330405
As much as I would like to see this happen, they're gonna call the cops and claim they dindu nuffin you were shooting at them. At the bare minimum you're gonna have the cops up in your business.
Capsacium is best suggestion. IIRC it's oil/fat soluble so you might make a grease + ghost chili paste so it would stick to the sign and be relatively waterproof.
Motion activated game camera for a burglary/trespassing/vandalism charge +/- a motion activated sprinkler might be viable
31b021 No.330488
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>>330445
>Enjoy losing all of your rights
Trump is the only candidate that obeys the Constitution. He wants to enforce the laws we already have.
Everyone else will unconstitutionally and maliciously destroy America’s borders.
7fedba No.330490
>>330445
I-I don't think you get to say that with a literal cuck as a PM.
>>330488
He supports the NSA and mass surveillance though. I'm still voting for him though.
8b0a00 No.330494
>>330490
He is pro-regulated NSA though, which is a lot better than anyone else who is pro-NSA.
918e7c No.330495
>>330486
With the grease+pepper mix you'll want it to be subtle enough that they won't immediately connect the burning with the greasy unknown compound on the sign. Gives you more plausible deniability
99f9c6 No.330501
>>330479
>A Rhodie Ridgeback with a Trump vest, short shorts and .308
Truly a weapon to surpass metal gear
ff6587 No.330504
>>330479
>A Rhodie Ridgeback with a Trump vest, short shorts and .308
Truly a weapon to surpass metal gear
918e7c No.330514
>>330504
>>330501
Hotwheels, hotwheels, lama sabachthanei
4ed590 No.330536
>>330404
that is brilliant
e0bb45 No.330591
>>330401
Are you up for staking out your new sign until they try again? They're trespassing and thieving your property, so it's not like you won't have the legal high ground when you confront them.
9df74e No.330599
ITT: an actual, legitimate example of immaculate trolling, holy shit
32edca No.330625
>>330401
Nah fam, this is ez as fuck. Don't use blanks, use firecrackers*! Impossible for a normie to tell the difference between that and gunfire.
An electrical trap would work well. Remember those Estes rockets that that one really weird nerdy guy who wanted to work at NASA loved as a kid? Take an igniter and launch box from one of those, run fishing line from sign to the safety key, then tape the button down. Wrap the firecracker chain's fuse around the igniter. As soon as they pull the sign, the circuit completes, igniter gets red-hot, fuses catch, firecrackers go off, and they suddenly have PTSD from a Trump RapethugliKKKunt firing on them with a semi fully-automatic .50 caliber sniper assault rifle.
* probably not the best idea if your town hates freedom and banned fireworks, but you might be able to get away with it by blaming it on a neighbor, or if you're not in the suburbs. That or arrange it with your neighbors first, so they can claim they didn't hear anything, then hide the evidence as soon as the trap is sprung
af0322 No.330634
>>330536
That's a big dog.
c45024 No.330640
06ce00 No.330661
>>330633
Vulnerable to spray paint.
bb1478 No.330671
My plan was to stick razors along the inside and put it on unused land
5a7364 No.330707
>>330425
Yeah, the capsaicin is fine. It doesn't risk killing like most of my stunts, and the only way to get harmed by it is to explicitly try and steal the sign.
>>330421
new id because not at work anymore
>assholes break into my car constantly
>build second garage with a prefab kit
>leave honeypot car outside with camera to bust more assholes breaking in
>talk to police to know what i can to to with the honeypot
>get the idea to wire the driver's side door to the panic alarm
>normally it sets off the alarm if the door is slim jimmed
>idea is to replace driver-side door with a facade loaded with anti-riot claymores with rubber spheres
>prosecutor was there dealing with a warrant, takes time to tell me that its illegal
>deputy notices something in my ditch
>they're pungi sticks
>"get those fucking things outta there, Strelok"
>get another break in on my truck
>reporting S/N of GPS and .380 pistol stolen
>giving the captain a card with photos of S/N stickers and photos of damage to the truck
>conversation shifts to how to prevent any more of this shit
>"no Strelok, you can't wire explosives to the car door."
>"no Strelok, you can't do it even if you get an FEL."
>get a call one night
>it's one of the deputies i personally know
>"hey Strelok, just wanted to make sure you know that you can't put crush wires and IEDs in your house."
>lolokay
>my parents go to the same church as a captain's parents
>sometime see this captain at church's charity breakfasts
>he knows the dumb shit i've done in the name of CPTED
>"so, Strelok, how's the thing with the tweakers and the meth lab near your house?"
>"ehh… i was thinking about rigging a mossberg to a tripwire behind the garage door"
>"Strelok… just buy a fucking alarm system…"
Naturally, I know many of the deputies.
43b8fe No.330709
>>330707
Razor wire, son. "Seriously, Officer, I was just using my car to transport some razor wire to a friend that owns a farm. It just happened to get into the drivers seat after I went inside. That shit is springy as fuck, sir. So…can I sue them for emotional damages AND whatever it'll cost to clean the blood out of the seat AND the razor wire which is now useless?"
95bb17 No.330710
>>330707
You, sir, are the reason this pic exists.
Seriously though, I'd just have someone sit at the window with a loaded rifle and wait for someone to break into my car. Or just rig the whole damn front lawn with IR motion sensors and a fuck loud alarm. BETTER YET:
Floodlights, the real bright ones. Rig them up inside some bushes or shit and when someone runs into the area they go on, blinding and probably burning the fucker. Electromagnetic warfare, bitch.
3d8b90 No.330711
>>330707
i bet local deputies rush to the door when they get a call to go to your place.
b3c53c No.330712
>>330471
You were only pretending to be retarded, right?
fdea50 No.330722
Those political signs are made of plastic board and a wire frame, right?
>get electric fence charger
>insulate the bit of the frame that sticks into the ground
>attach positive to wire frame
>attach ground to ground
>hide lead wires somehow
673668 No.330725
>>330710
Actually that picture exists because some hippy farmer was forced to grow food to actual edible standards by the FDA.
5a7364 No.330728
>>330709
I'm not a person who sues junkies unless they sue me first. But I'll try that in the garage. I'm not destroying my car's seats though.
>>330710
Where I live, I'm not allowed to kill someone if they're not in my house proper. The lawn doesn't count unless they pull a gun on me. Of course, they still run and drop my shit on the off chance I catch them in the act and get my shotgun.
I can't use PIRs because my German Shepherd is big enough to set them off. And lights, no matter how bright, will get figured out by the drug-users that rob me. They're scum, but that doesn't mean they aren't idiots.
>>330711
Why would they? It hasn't happened yet, but if one of my dumb creations actually got somebody, it'll probably be like something out of Call of Cthulhu.
>anti-drug task force sends deputies to my house to look over a surveillance camera i positioned to watch drug lab
>deputies notice a metal grid made out of angled steel welded together
>then they notice the hinges and cut steel spikes that are next to the grid and welder
>"Strelok, what's that?"
>"13th-century intruder alarm?"
>"you gotta be shitting me. no."
>"but the captain said get an alarm! they'll scream if they trip it!"
>"NO, GODDAMMIT, NO!"
d877b9 No.330729
>>330710
>>330725
Is that farmer an illegal Pablo?
95bb17 No.330730
>>330728
Double nagative, dude. You're not supposed to kill them. Just have them freeze in place until police arrives.
5a7364 No.330736
>>330730
Well, that's why I load the shotgun with beanbags and was planning on putting the spikes at leg-level.
I still got a use out of that steel grid though, makes damn good flatiron steaks for some reason. Dunno why.
1adb1d No.330737
>>330736
> that's why I load the shotgun with beanbags and was planning on putting the spikes at leg-level
Why not load the shotgun with 00 buck and not deal with your silly spikes and shit at all?
95bb17 No.330738
>>330736
So your dog doesn't run into the spikes or what?
5a7364 No.330739
>>330737
Well, as the captain said, I'm not allowed to do that.
Unless you're talking about manual intervention, but I'm useless in protecting my shit when I'm sleeping/away from the home.
>>330738
Shit, you're right. I didn't think about that. It's a good thing I never went through with it.
95bb17 No.330742
>>330739
… dude. I don't even.
Is your dog's name "Spike" by the way? lol
1adb1d No.330743
>>330739
thick ass doors?
What state do you live where you can't zimbabwe zap a nigger for breaking into your house? I'm assuming you live somewhere rural otherwise the cops would have dragged you to prison a long time ago for your shenanigans
95bb17 No.330744
>>330743
I think he was going for a Rhodie Rip there
1adb1d No.330745
>>330744
I could have sworn it was a Tunisian Takedown
95bb17 No.330747
>>330745
Not a Nigerian Knockout?
779f57 No.330748
1adb1d No.330749
>>330747
Madagascar Mash is the correct term for this sort of affairs I believe
95bb17 No.330750
>>330748
>>330749
Ethiopian Execution
Kenyan Killstreak
Gambian Gouge
1adb1d No.330751
>>330750
Clearly it is the Ghana Grind
95bb17 No.330752
>>330751
Nah, I think this actually is the Liberian Laceration
1adb1d No.330753
>>330752
How are you not getting this? If anything it was the Mozambique Maul
779f57 No.330754
95bb17 No.330755
>>330753
You may be right. I am quite sure vid related is a Djibouti Decapitation attempt though. Or a Sambia Stab, I don't know.
779f57 No.330756
95bb17 No.330757
>>330756
Niger, not nigrus. Niger, nigra, nigre it is I think.
5bf849 No.330763
>>330757
Not to mention that if it was nigrus, the vocativus would be nigre.I always liked how everything you have to know about the vocativus is contained here:
>Et tu, mi fili, Brute?
>Brutus est meus filius.
95bb17 No.330765
>>330763
Right, that comes in too. I am still traumatized from the 8 years of learning that shit lol
95db34 No.330773
>>330401
>trump sign in yard got stolen
You fucking deserved it you faggot.
696577 No.331220
a14b69 No.331235
>>330488
Elaborate on this, please
1a01c7 No.331243
The Trump-shilling must stop.
1a01c7 No.331244
>>331220
Ever considered that maybe, just maybe people are sick of Trump-shills? /pol/ has stickied a personal army request for Trump, for fucks sake.
dcf183 No.331250
>>331243
>>331244
Ever consider that this board isn't full of limp wristed cucks who let muslims manhandle their women? But no, what gets you hot in the ears is Trump.
Well I got news for you, Trump is the best goddamn thing to happen to america politics and you are going to hear about it in every single thread, on every single board, for next several hundred decades.
947d69 No.331257
>>331250
He's forgetting the one true fact.
You can't stump the trump.
e68d37 No.331276
why not one of those rope trap things? you know the ones that lasso your feet and leave you hanging upside down? set one up around the sign and when someone pulls it out the ground it triggers it. would be very kek worthy catching a nigger in one of those
cc59e5 No.331278
>>331276
A rope snare. Do you think they would notice the noose around the sign?
046a5a No.331279
>>331278
Well then they're not inclined to steal the sign are they?
58cd54 No.331280
>>331276
Hate to say it Ausbro, but that snare probably won't work well considering there isn't any trees in my yard, would be kekworthy as fuck though
e68d37 No.331281
>>331278
if it's at night maybe they could mistake it for some kind of line to hold it up. also that would discourage them in the first place
e68d37 No.331283
>>331280
you would just need a medium sized spring and some rope tbh. if not you could hook it to a post to send him skidding across your lawn lol
f99de3 No.331297
>>330488
Please, havent you Americucks learned anything from history yet? If he actually ever started making waves in the political world hes just gonna get JFKd.
062b15 No.331308
Whatever you decide to do, be sure to make a thread showing it off
f7e9a9 No.331440
>>330755
Looks like an average day in Germany.
69e623 No.331515
>>331297
>>Canacuckold
>>Calling *anybody* else a cuck
I'll just be conceal carrying my handgun with a smaller than 4.2 inch barrel while my AR sits next to my bed with a 40-round magazine in it.
974c1c No.331608
3f5a3a No.331677
>>330494
That's like saying you're pro-regulated ATF.
Or you only want to ban the scary guns.
Which, sadly, is still better than other candidates.
I'm just nervous based on all the fascist undertones and other shit.
fbd4e7 No.331683
>>330536
What kind of dog is that?
9f082e No.331684
>>331677
>I'm just nervous based on all the fascist undertones and other shit.
Well as everyone's favorite pseudogerman likes to point out Hitler expanded rights for German citizens, so as long as you aren't an illegal or muslim you should theoretically be fine.
sadly that's not how things work in the real world, and we are all once again playing "pick your overlord". At least my choice in overlords isn't completely economically illiterate
1519d8 No.331712
>>330401
get a security camera nigger
otherwise
wait outside in your operator gear and sp00k em until you get shot three times with 9mm in the chest
>>331276
OP isn't an ewok
bd0182 No.331721
>>331684
>as long as you aren't an illegal
That should go without saying. Why expect non-citizen criminals to be treated the same as legal residents?
>or muslim you should theoretically be fine.
Trump's got no beef with Muslims already here, he just wants to temporarily suspend new ones coming in until we have a way of vetting them.
Polite sage for off topic.
3f5a3a No.331722
>>331684
I'm mixed race
and my parents are terrified trump is gonna start some kind of "kill all the blacks" holocaust
I can't really blame them sometimes, given some of the things his supporters opt to do and his…open(?) stance, on the KKK.
I kind of liked Sanders before he went fully Anti-Gun, because he seemed the least likely to try and become Fuhrer. Now it's just which flavor of shit I feel like this year, and frankly, none of them are any good.
Trump V. Hillary is the shit of my nightmares. Like, the question isn't who do I shoot, it's who do I shoot first.
Clinton is a career bribe-taker, and Trump is a career retard. I mean, yeah, he's great on guns and I can see why some people like him on immigration (I disagree, but hey) but then consider his comments on other things….
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2015/12/08/donald-trump-thinks-he-can-call-bill-gates-to-shut-down-the-internet/#2167dc8e4398
>>331721
Yeah, no. The first steps to excluding a group of people are singling them out as "trouble makers", trying to control where they are allowed to go….. He's expressed a willingness to go and do some pretty extreme and frankly stupid things, so I'm hard pressed to say that's not where this is going, you know, more stupid shit.
3f5a3a No.331726
>>330464
Leash to collar?
Like, come on. Don't subject that dog to possible ball torture.
Like, what happens if they get into a car with it?
You've now castrated your poor doggo.
644fbc No.331764
>>331722
mixed jewish and black?
3f5a3a No.331853
>>331764
Nah, Irish and Black, with a small dose of Native American.
I mean, I think the whole BLM movement is pretty retarded a lot of the time (And the few valid points they sometimes are quickly squashed under blaming white people for that time they cut themselves on the playground 10 years ago), but I don't think that means rally security should beat the shit out of them or let other people beat the shit out of them.
and that's apparently what freaks out my parents.
bd0182 No.331888
>>331722
>given some of the things his supporters opt to do and his…open(?) stance, on the KKK.
Guilt by association is a fallacy. Most Trump supporters aren't full-on /pol/acks.
About the Internet thing, he was saying we need to deal with ISIS's online presence because that's where they do most of their recruiting. It came sounding weird because he doesn't use prepared speeches, and easily quote minable.
>Yeah, no. The first steps to excluding a group of people are singling them out as "trouble makers", trying to control where they are allowed to go….. He's expressed a willingness to go and do some pretty extreme and frankly stupid things, so I'm hard pressed to say that's not where this is going, you know, more stupid shit.
Non-specific and disingenuous.
7643ca No.332503
>>331244
Ever considered that maybe, just maybe a lot of people on the board actually like Trump?
>>331722
>I kind of liked Sanders before he went fully Anti-Gun
He was always anti-gun, he has actually been the most consistent in being against funs. Just because he didn't want to sue gun companies for people killing someone with a firearm doesn't mean he was ever in favour of guns.
>I mean, yeah, he's great on guns and I can see why some people like him on immigration (I disagree, but hey) but then consider his comments on other things….
His tax reforms are also fairly decent and he is largely free trade. The thing about his retarded talking is that he has to dumb shit down for a lot of people to understand (he has an IQ of 156 and has written books before, I am pretty damn sure he is capable of not talking in such simple English), talking in a too complicated language will often scare voters away because they can't understand you, the thing about the internet is no exception to this. The average person has no understanding of the internet beyond Facebook and Twitter, especially not how it works. From what I understand, he wants the means to shut down websites and possibly even restrict access to confirmed ISIS members. The only people that anyone knows when talking about computers are Steve Jobs (nobody I know has ever heard who the new guy is) and Bill Gates, in an exceptional case maybe even Stallman, they can barely even name five internet providers or tell what IP stands for. So using a person that people know is famous about doing things with computers in a sentence is going to help the technologically illiterate understand a bit better, especially considering that Trump wants to use the NSA and considering the fact that Windows is a botnet.
7af43b No.332515
I got a feeling anyone with a trump sicker on their car is going to find it fucked with. Libs are real faggy that people might think different
35e463 No.332516
>>331683
looks like an akita to me
bd0182 No.332517
>>332503
This strelok gets it.
>>331888
self checking them glorious trips.
95db34 No.332530
>>331244
Thank you based Germanbro
I'm am indeed tired of the Trump shills
799ff6 No.332532
>>330401
rig a trap
not a man trap, but a trip flare
the tripflare sends up star cluster red+white+blue
when the the flare goes off run outside naked, wearing the red cap of greatness, and strike the foe with your less lethal billiard ball sock
then deliver them to ICE to be thrown back over the wall
97df21 No.332539
>>331853
The BLM protesters attack people and then cry to the media when they fight back. Nobody at Trump rallies has randomly attacked non whites unprovoked.
553a57 No.332549
>>330401
put new one up, set up one of those motion sensor deer cameras, submit photos to cops of people stealing your shit, get them in legal trouble. Avoid legal trouble yourself because you're not a Nigger, this may not be covered yet, but im SURE there will be a catch all to get you int trouble just avoid it. This helpful advice provided by a Spic who respects your 1st Amendment rights.
ff333a No.332572
>>331722
Bernie will be as big of a doormat as Obummer
From the moment I saw him get pushed off stage by those wailing obese ladies from the BLM "movement" I knew he would be a push over
Gotta go with the Trump, he's not the best president but he is the best eligible candidate
sage for notguns
516c35 No.332723
>>332549
This would be hilarious. I kinda want to do this to get more leftarded Bernie supporters off the streets.
>b-but he's a stupid racist Trump supporter! He shouldn't be voting!
>and you're a thief who's most likely not going to get to vote, now put your fucking hands behind your back, or I'll have to use force
The salt from one person could spice my foods for decades. This would be even more hilarious considering that there are a fuckload of legal immigrants where I live that are voting for him.
435c4e No.332734
>>332572
It's like this election is a war. Nobody is good or a winner, we just have to pick the lesser of the evils.
Trump may not be that good but he's the best compared to everyone else. ok i'm still on the fence about rubio and cruz but i'm bad at politics
3f5a3a No.332749
>>332503
Eh, he also voted to allow guns back on Amtrak trains (transport wise) and also
>Amendment SA 2774 to H.R. 2764, the Department of State's International Aid bill: To prohibit the use of funds by international organizations, agencies, and entities (including the United Nations) that require the registration of, or taxes guns owned by citizens of the United States.
But yeah. I consider some level of agreement with some of his policies, but others… raise issues for me. I see no way to gather up the illegal immigrants in this country and send them off without at least a few of the following:
1) executing a LOT of warrantless searches very very fast
2) enacting a "papers please" type deal where you show ID or get a free ride to buttfuck nowhere mexico.
3) you get a really super speedy immigration type trial off to butt fuck mexico.
I also see no real reason to do it in the first place.
I understand the tech point, but designing his policies to appeal to retards is something that really doesn't bode well. Best case scenario, he's being intentionally and calculatingly dishonest as part of his PR. no bueno.
Worst case scenario: He's actually that fucking retarded.
>>332572
Probable, but I'd rather have a doormat than an aggressive idiot or an aggressive tyrant (Clinton).
>>332539
I've seen video very much to the contrary. Black guy walks through, white guy stands up and clocks him. Cops begin dragging black guy off.
>>331888
>most
Yeah, that ain't the fucking issue here, bud.
He was endorsed by a former KKK leader and refused to denounce the KKK. Could've at least payed lip service, but wouldn't even do that.
>non-sepcific
Fine, let's be specific.
I'm about 80% sure trump will use immigration as the next national security to expand police powers massively and illegally by scape goating illegal immigrants, or frankly, really anyone who is less darker than fresh white fucking snow.
He himself may not be an out and out racist, fuck if one can even tell that these days, but he's trying to pander to them subtly and he will use immigration as a way to try and expand police search and seizure powers.
Read between the lines a bit. There is no fucking way to round up all the illegal immigrants in this country without sending people to very rapidly kick in a lot of doors and snatch people. Whose doors it ends up being and for what cause will rapidly become flexible.
Whether that ends up targeting "Mexicans" or just becomes situation normal in the southwest is something I have no way of knowing nor particularly care to find out.
>>330707
God, you sound fantastic. Thanks for the read.
39e52a No.332774
>>332749
>He was endorsed by a former KKK leader and refused to denounce the KKK.
He did disavow, and the media still won't shut up about it, which just goes to show that lip service is completely useless. And no, that isn't the issue, because assigning guilt by association is a retarded thing to do regardless.
>I'm about 80% sure trump will use immigration as the next national security to expand police powers massively and illegally by scape goating illegal immigrants, or frankly, really anyone who is less darker than fresh white fucking snow.
The man has no problem with legal immigrants, and the support he gets from Hispanics is evidence enough of that. Your "das raycis" argument is invalid.
>He himself may not be an out and out racist, fuck if one can even tell that these days, but he's trying to pander to them subtly and he will use immigration as a way to try and expand police search and seizure powers.
Why would anyone 'pander' to such a tiny minority, especially one almost universally reviled by the nation at large?
>Read between the lines a bit. There is no fucking way to round up all the illegal immigrants in this country without sending people to very rapidly kick in a lot of doors and snatch people.
All you need to do is start cracking down on the businesses that employ them with a bit of auditing. And those few that aren't working are criminals, so the police will get them on their own. No police state necessary, and as a businessman Trump's almost certainly seen the monetary solution first. I also wouldn't be surprised if a good number hop back in their own once it's clear they can't suck on the government teat anymore.
>I also see no real reason to do it in the first place
Illegals cost us 55 billion dollars every year and create a black market economy, that's reason enough.
39e52a No.332776
>>332749
>Worst case scenario: He's actually that fucking retarded.
How is this meme meme still alive? He's got an IQ over 150, and you don't become a multibillionaire by being stupid.
41297e No.332790
>>332749
>But yeah. I consider some level of agreement with some of his policies, but others… raise issues for me. I see no way to gather up the illegal immigrants in this country and send them off without at least a few of the following:
>1) executing a LOT of warrantless searches very very fast
>2) enacting a "papers please" type deal where you show ID or get a free ride to buttfuck nowhere mexico.
>3) you get a really super speedy immigration type trial off to butt fuck mexico.
Who said anything about prosecuting every illegal ever at the same time?
It's easy enough to net the majority through normal channels, such as during arrest, E-verify, ect… an illegal was just arrested for putting a woman in coma here when he slammed into her head on, but he was released on bail and ICE wouldn't deport him…now the fucker is on the loose because he flew the coop.
>I also see no real reason to do it in the first place.
Because they're a drain on our economy, they're violent as fuck, and refused to use our established system of legal migration to become a citizen.
>I understand the tech point, but designing his policies to appeal to retards is something that really doesn't bode well. Best case scenario, he's being intentionally and calculatingly dishonest as part of his PR. no bueno.
What the fuck are you even going on about…as a nation our policies not only appeal to retards, but they're legislated and enacted by retards.
>Worst case scenario: He's actually that fucking retarded.
>Hillary
>Sanders
>Feinstein
>Bush
>Obama
All fucking retards..
.
>Probable, but I'd rather have a doormat than an aggressive idiot or an aggressive tyrant (Clinton).
No, you really don't. Unless you want to take it up the ass on the routine from SJWs, Feminists, degenerates, and Prog Libcucks.
>I've seen video very much to the contrary. Black guy walks through, white guy stands up and clocks him. Cops begin dragging black guy off.
Yes, said black man was being an unruly asshole. The white guy was arrested and charged…so quit being a whiny "das raycis" bitch.
How about we talk about the black guy that fucking bit a white woman's ear off at the cancelled Chicago Trump rally?
>He was endorsed by a former KKK leader and refused to denounce the KKK. Could've at least payed lip service, but wouldn't even do that.
A fucking former KKK Grand Dragon just endorsed Hillary…what's your point? So idiots endorsed him, they have no bearing in the political process and acting like it's a legitimate concern promulgates pointless "das raycis" mud slinging.
>I'm about 80% sure trump will use immigration as the next national security to expand police powers massively and illegally by scape goating illegal immigrants, or frankly, really anyone who is less darker than fresh white fucking snow.
Expand them? They're already at the apex of politically granted power.
> illegally by scape goating illegal immigrants
What even the fuck? They're ILLEGAL.
>He himself may not be an out and out racist, fuck if one can even tell that these days, but he's trying to pander to them subtly and he will use immigration as a way to try and expand police search and seizure powers.
Hillary quoted Margaret Sanger as a personal hero of hers…
>Read between the lines a bit. There is no fucking way to round up all the illegal immigrants in this country without sending people to very rapidly kick in a lot of doors and snatch people. Whose doors it ends up being and for what cause will rapidly become flexible.
Damn are you fucking dumb. As it stands your door can be kicked in for ANY reason. (No, that's not a justification for power expansion, but be realistic)
There is also no reason to "very rapidly" do anything. Large swaths of illegals can be netted through the normal course of arrests, E-verify, and fucking enforcing laws on the books…like when they show up to apply for government subsidies.
>Excuse, do you have an ID
>No habla
>Oh second, sir…please come this way.
>Whether that ends up targeting "Mexicans" or just becomes situation normal in the southwest is something I have no way of knowing nor particularly care to find out.
>Mexicans
Oh, you mean those people that refused to legally enter the US and drain our system…are those the "Mexicans" you keep referencing?
Man, you retards to keep thinking Trump is a reincarnation of Hitler are fucking stupid…we do have a Congress and Senate, as well as SCOTUS…he can't just crown himself king and wave his hands about to magically put blacks in internment camps and march all Mexican migrants, legal or otherwise back to Mexico…
06ae9c No.332796
>>332515
This is why I have been scared of putting on my sticker. I ain't rich, and I don't have the money to fix my car if some rich mommy's boy liberal or dumb nigger tries to smash my windows or cut my brake line. My car sits in a city all day, so it's at a pretty big risk.
06ae9c No.332798
>>332734
Rubio dropped out btw. Cruz is a liar that sent emails to Carson supporters saying Carson dropped out right before the Iowa caucus. He is also a cucked copy of Trump, based on his similarity to Trump's view. Looks like an establishment candidate trying to stump the Trump by stealing the cuckservative vote.
abb929 No.332811
>>330661
Then it's no longer a crime of opportunity. Some sperg can just walk by and take a sign, spraypainting a sign requires some forethought.
215090 No.332819
>>332503
>that webm
Well, that guy knows how things work.
>he wants a job and to not be a welfare baby
>it's no longer the country, it's us
Damn, I wish there were more people like him. I never understood the "blame everyone for your problems" mentality.
3f5a3a No.333057
>>332790
>Unruly black man may-may
Nah, he wasn't. But thank you for showing me where your beliefs lie.
>they're ILLEGAL
so it's really goddamn easy to blame them for everything, because as you've said, all illegals are violent assholes who are a drain on our economy.
>kicked in for ANY reason
Yeah, except I'm not doing anything to give fucking probable cause.
You're falling for the usual bullshit myth that illegals are just a bunch of criminals and thieves…. not also a lot of menial workers.
You've already accepted the scapegoat narrative, which is:
Illegal immigrants are mostly violent individuals who do nothing for our country, so it's VERY important that we dedicate billions of dollars to round them up, deport them, and keep them out.
And I assure you, the same apparatus that are good for that are really great for EXPANDING a police state, which yes, is still fucking possible to have happen to us.
Would it be legal? No. Do I think they'll try to do it anyway? Fuck yes.
Are you just assuming a bunch of really obtuse bullshit to try to prove a point? Yeah, a little.
>SCOTUS
have been ignored before when much more was at stake, see trail of tears
>Congress and Senate
PFFT
They're bought and paid for AND retards.
And the best part is that as we've seen with Obama, anyone in the White House DOES get some leeway to assfuck the constitution. Trump is just doing it in a way you like, so you're going to bend over fucking backwards trying to justify it.
>>332776
Bloomberg. Need I say more?
>>332774
It's obviously not THAT much of a minority seeing all this fucking support he's getting.
How exactly do they "cost" us 55 billion a year. Can you explain that? Because if you're suggesting that they net export 55 billion a year and that's a reason to round them up, you'd better be fucking joking because that's fucking nothing.
If you're suggesting they MAKE 55 billion a year then holy shit, probably at least 1/3 of that is going back into the local economy to pay for food and lodging and you'd REALLY be better fucking joking.
Long story short, I don't like him. You can like him all day long if you want, but I think his policies are misguided and genuinely fucking stupid. He's done and said nothing to address genuine and serious government overreach, he's got minimalist 2A cred (enforce the already super shitty laws on the books) and frankly there's too much room for him to fuck up in.
bd0182 No.333117
>disingenuous babbling about scapegoating
Imma let >>332790 get back to you on that because I can't be arsed to decipher that shit.
>>333057
>It's obviously not THAT much of a minority seeing all this fucking support he's getting.
>hurr durr everyone who supports Trump must be a racist
Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>How exactly do they "cost" us 55 billion a year. Can you explain that?
They make use of the healthcare system, public schools, and similar utilities without paying taxes. In some states, they can even qualify for welfare.
b41d81 No.333139
I recommend an 870 loaded with Hevi-Shot.
It worked fine for one of the autists over at SA when he asked goons which round to use for pumpkin thieves on Halloween.
d82abe No.333185
>>332515
>I got a feeling anyone with a trump sicker on their car is going to find it fucked with. Libs are real faggy that people might think different
I gotta find out what trump bumper stickers cost. I think I'm going to go around and start covering up the bernie bumper stickers with trump ones.
Is there any potential legal repercussions for that, though?
1adb1d No.333199
>>333185
Putting Hillary stickers over them would be funnier
bd3eb9 No.333202
>>333185
This guy's >>333199 is right. The only person that Bernie supporters hate more than Trump is Hillary.
d82abe No.333211
>>333199
>>333202
I'm not sure where more lulz would come from, but I'm not about to support hillary's campaign by buying bumper stickers. I would buy the trump ones, but if I could get hillary ones for free, I'd do that. Anyone know where to get free hillary bumper stickers?
d82abe No.333215
>>333211
Actually, I just searched it, and I found you can get one for free from her website, but that really doesn't help me. Maybe I can get a P.O. box and streloks can send them to me?
This has potential for serious lulz.
1adb1d No.333216
>>333215
Why not buy a bunch of them from Amazon? I don't think many of them are affiliated with her
d82abe No.333219
>>333216
I'll check that out, but like I said, I don't want to directly fund her campaign. If whoever I buy them from donates, I can't help that, but I think it would be great to buy them from someone who actually supports trump but is only selling hillary stickers to profit off of the idiots.
3f5a3a No.333359
>>333117
I don't sound retarded at all because that's not what I said.
What I did say is that he's said a few fantastically bigoted things, and that people still support him, so yes, obviously, racism is from my perspective a part of his fucking platform, and yes, it's something people are supporting.
>55 billion in healthcare, public schools, and utilities without paying taxes
Jesus, that's fucking nothing. How do you even know these guys are or are not paying taxes?
>scapegoating blah blah indecipherable
Let me spell it out for you since you seem to be unable to comprehend English.
Trump has said he wants to:
1) kick out all of the illegal immigrants
2) build a wall
3) "enforce the current immigration laws"
What I think that's going to look like is telling the police they can go where ever the fuck they want at any time to catch people they think might be illegal immigrants, because that's really damn near the only way this is going to happen.
The FBI, DEA, and ATF will then use this new lee-way to asspound us harder than "TERRORISM REEE" ever let them before.
People will be convinced this is acceptable because all illegal immigrants are mexican rapists and drug dealers who are violent and just need to go home.
And frankly, that's going to get fucking retarded real fucking fast. The I genuinely believe that with Trump at the helm, immigrants will be treated the same way we held muslims after 9/11, and will be used to a similar political effect (that's called scape goating) to enact and enforce draconian search and seizure policies.
If you still can't figure out what the fuck I'm saying then that's your problem, not mine. Goddamn. Stop trying to be such an uppity bitch.
bd0182 No.333371
>>333359
>What I did say is that he's said a few fantastically bigoted things
Like what.
>What I think that's going to look like is telling the police they can go where ever the fuck they want at any time to catch people they think might be illegal immigrants, because that's really damn near the only way this is going to happen.
Myself and others have already explained why that's isn't the way it would happen, repeating it more isn't going to make it true.
>I genuinely believe…
So you don't have evidence, you just have this fantastic vision in your head of what a deportation would look like and refuse to accept that it might occur in a different way because the talking heads told you the bad man with the funny hair is an ebil raycis.
3f5a3a No.333393
>>333371
>just a vision
As soon as someone spells out to me a method that actually involves gathering up all the illegal immigrants in this country that doesn't involve everything I just said, fine, you have a valid point.
I have yet to encounter a single person who has even pretended to have an idea of how else this could go down.
What evidence do you have, exactly? Because I've seen none, just a lot of crap about how illegals cause problems.
>like what
pic fucking related
Present an actual scenario that does not involve the police demanding that people present identification or be deported, that does not involve warrantless or ramped up immigration raids, and that does not involve giving the police more cash and guns to do so, and then we might have a conversation going here.
I'm openly stating what I project as likely to happen as my opinion, exactly the same as you are. As soon as you come up with some sort of evidence suggesting that my opinion is somehow just not going to happen, please stop touting your counter-opinion as fact, because it's fucking obnoxious.
I personally think that Trump is frankly going to be the biggest fuck up we've ever had as a country. Feel free to support him all you want, but I'm not going to until he clarifies exactly how he intends to do any of the shit he's promised, which, I really doubt is going to happen.
So yes, I think he's pretty fucking racist, I think he's pretty fucking stupid, and I think he's going to try to expand police and surveillance powers and act generally like a fucking tyrant.
I'm sorry if that makes you assmad, but he's done pretty much fucking nothing to give me any evidence to the contrary. You sure aren't helping things out by just saying "it's not going to happen" over and over again like it's a fucking mantra. Yeah, great, nice thought. I'm sure no president has ever tried to break the law or done something stupid for populist reasons. Someone explicitly riding populist support totally won't try to do that type of shit, right? Especially given the intense but localized support for his incredibly fucking stupid comments on immigrants and muslims, which are not only deeply polarizing but also just about 10 seconds away from starting race riots?
I want my 2A back, but if it means sticking a king up on a podium I'd rather just grin and bear it a little longer.
91b378 No.333396
>>333393
I filled out catcha just to tell you that you're a fucking idiot.
8e3175 No.333399
Man, Trump supporters really are a bunch of one-dimensional gits, aren't they?
Have fun with your phony messiah, cuckservatives, the dude's a liar, a money changer, and a trademark leftist. All of his policies mean more government control, and everything in his history points AGAINST guns. You could not be more fucking sexually confused about your politics.
And these are the same people who are so uneducated that they believe that Cruz lies every time he speaks, yet they have no evidence and only believe this because the socialists and corporatists in Congress said so.
This country is fucking dead, and you're the nail.
3f5a3a No.333402
2c8b61 No.333452
>>333393
>I have yet to encounter a single person who has even pretended to have an idea of how else this could go down.
>>332790
>Who said anything about prosecuting every illegal ever at the same time?
>It's easy enough to net the majority through normal channels, such as during arrest, E-verify, ect
>>332774
>All you need to do is start cracking down on the businesses that employ them with a bit of auditing.
learntoreadingcomprehension.jpg
>inb4 UR SPEKULATAN JUST AS MUCH AS ME!!1!
Here's the difference between your speculation and what's posted above: I assume Trump will act reasonably, and enact his plans in a timely manner using the machinery already in place instead of reinventing the wheel. You assume Trump is evil, and will go out of his way to act as overtly evil as possible. Your "papers, please" scenario is less viable from economic, logistic, and voter satisfaction standpoints. You're assuming a real estate tycoon with a reputation of being under budget and ahead of schedule would sacrifice efficiency to create a "police state" which he has no reason to want to establish. You're assuming, in other words, that Trump would be mean purely for the sake of being mean. Do you understand why I say your claims sound like a fantasy now?
>pic fucking related
>illegal immigrants are a race
>all generalizations are racist
3f5a3a No.333475
>>333452
>auditing
>during normal arrests
I don't think those are feasible methods. Even if you know what to look for, good luck looking through every single fucking business in the US looking for signs of illegal immigrants. And I really hope you know how to spot a decent accountant trying to cover the company's tracks.
Even if you did, let's review what you're suggesting:
1) someone now has to go to these businesses, and search them for illegal immigrants, that they then arrest
2) if they miss some, they now have to go find the housing of said immigrants and arrest them there
3) this still takes a fuck ton of more power to dig through financial records, use them as probable cause, and search based on what frankly to me is a non-issue
So, even in your scenario, we're still dealing with cops that will STILL have to go around searching houses and stores, rounding people up, arresting them, moving them en-masse to be assessed, and then en-masse deported. There's no fucking way around that no matter how you do it because that's just how mass arrests work when you target a large group. It's going to fucking happen, regardless of whatever method you dress it up as.
There will still be people who are paid to go to houses with guns and arrest all the people they find that don't speak english well or that don't "look" American. I promise you, that will fucking happen. It's goddamn near inevitable.
These people will likely, by the nature of such a large series of investigations, have to work with federal authorities very closely. And to a certain extent, they will be expected to arrest anyone the feds say is an illegal immigrant. If you can't see how that could VERY quickly be abused, then I don't think I'm ever going to fucking get through to you.
also
>implying enough illegal immigrants get arrested that they would all go away if we just "actually enforced the law"
>immigrants a race
Didn't say that, but I did say he was racist.
>implying that generalization wasn't fantastically racist
>implying I said racist and not bigoted in reference to that specific quote
christ you're grasping at straws. If you don't think saying that most immigrants are drug dealing rapists and criminals, is just a bit bigoted or racist, then I understand EXACTLY why you support Trump, and I'm obviously not going to be able to reason with you
nice chat though
91b378 No.333479
>>333475
Fuck off to /r/sandersforpresident captain fucktard.
3f5a3a No.333486
>>333479
>implying I like sanders
>implying this presidential race is anything but a shitshow
I'm saying that all the options are fantastically shitty and I'm refusing to dress any of them up as anything more than that. If that makes you assmad, then how about you fuck off back to your hugbox, eh?
You've obviously got nothing to say but shitty and poorly thought out insults, so why are you even here?
But yeah, enough shit posting for a day, something relevant now:
>>330401
just attach a wire to the sign that will flick on some flood lights. If you really wanted to you could probably get a setup that also called your phone through something like a raspberry pi or an arduino with a cellular shield, but that might be a bit overly technical.
Mix that with a decent video camera and you can deter the fuck out of them.
91b378 No.333489
>>333486
There's nothing to debate you on, you thinking trump is racist or bigoted (as if that is even a problem) makes you either A: a shill or B: An ignorant dumbass who should be made fun of.
3f5a3a No.333492
>>333489
So, if I'm not misunderstanding, you're not only openly supporting the racism thing, you're saying that me even thinking it's a problem makes me a dumbass, and it's just not even worth arguing about?
Or really, you have no arguement, so you're just going to try to insult me a bunch till I get pissy.
I mean, either way, I'm not the one being a fucking retard here. Being fantastically racist is generally not a great quality in a leader, dipshit.
1968d7 No.333494
91b378 No.333496
>>333492
Sure thing buddy, the rope will come for you soon enough.
de8df3 No.333497
>>333496
>muh rope day
Is this the neonazi version of the lord's prayer? You know it's a lot more likely that FEMA drops the big hammer on this country than you goosestepping retards ever taking power, right?
3f5a3a No.333503
>>333496
God, I hope so.
Then I can just shut fucktards like you up forever.
6eb214 No.333504
a0491d No.333508
>>333503
You browse the web on your couch? Weird.
c45024 No.333509
6eb214 No.333510
>>330755
okay, I'll bite.
what is the story here.
>>331440
>current year - the movie
3f5a3a No.333513
>>333508
Yeah, it's fucking comfortable.
And there's a nice flat screen in here too.
I can open up the window, and there's the side yard and the garden to boot.
It's also usually quite cozy in here.
>>333509
kek
but seriously. I'm not gonna fuck around with that rope day bullshit. if someone is going to "jokingly" suggest they want to off me via public execution, they've set the tone, not me
a0491d No.333519
>>333513
I have to ask you about your AR. Is that sort of grip comfortable? I always thought that sort of hand guard was more oriented towards competition shooting that for use as a defensive weapon.
a0491d No.333520
>>333519
>than for use as a defensive weapon.
6750da No.333524
>>331722
>voting anti-gun
>on a gun forum
>because your parents made you afraid the nazis where gonna get you
>you have to go back
6eb214 No.333534
>>333117
>Commifornia
>Florida
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….
3f5a3a No.333559
>>333524
>divining who I am voting for out of that
at this point I'm probably going to say fuck it and vote for Kurt Russel, but sure, yes, I suppose you know what I want better than me.
>>333519
It can be. I put a rail on the bottom (where one would normally put a bipod or foregrip) and then put some rail covers there so I can C-clamp it comfortably without getting any cuts from the rail.
It's more a DMR than anything else, and will be for a while till I finish milling my next lower and get the handguard I've been waiting on for my 14.5" pinned build. That said, the forend can and does work fine. The primary thing holding back this particular rifle is the 18" barrel and the lack of optic, because it was never intended for close up work.
7647c5 No.333567
>>333492
Do you have any actual hard proof that Trump's a racist, or are you simply playing to the media rhetoric tune because he wants illegals to be deported and Arab immigrants from territories plagued with terrorist factions to be more heavily scrutinized or even stop-gapped until ISIS and other groups have been diminished?
I mean, call me crazy, but deporting people that are referred to as "illegals" is just sound economic and diplomatic policy and requiring more stringent security measures regarding nationals coming from countries that are currently in a state of war with terrorist factions that are operating within said countries borders is just sound national security policy.
a0491d No.333574
>>333559
Still looks awkward and comically long even with the rail covers.
I'm still not sure about the legality of the AR15 in my country. The law is worded in a way that you would assume the AR15 is illegal, but I saw an AR15 that looked exactly like the M16A2 on a local used gun website twice.
3f5a3a No.333772
>>333574
It can be, but I have a shorter one should I really need it.
That one is for reaching out and touching people as they approach.
They are probably legal in your country as straight pull bolt action or in a "2 pulls one shot" setup if the semi-autos aren't legal. They might also be legal under a more obnoxious level of permitting… or that guy may have said fuck the law, hehe.
>>333567
>the mexicans are just sending us rapists, criminals, and drug dealers
>thus implying that most mexican immigrants (illegal or no) are rapists, criminals, and drug dealers
What about this are you not getting?
Do you really think saying "ban all muslims" is going to do anything but increase international tensions and prompt deeper cover stories? It plays right into the rhetoric of extremists that we're trying to have some kind of fucking holy war with them.
also
Blitzer: Here's the question, did the conspiracy start in 1961 where the Honolulu Star-Bulletin and the Honolulu Advertiser contemporaneously published announcements that he was born in Hawaii?
Trump: That's right. That's right. And many people put those announcements in because they wanted to get the benefit because of getting so-called born in this country. Many people did it. It was something that was done by many people even though they weren't born in the country. You know and so do I… And so do a lot of your viewers. Although you don't have too many viewers.
"They're sending us not the right people. It's coming from more than Mexico. It's coming from all over South and Latin America, and it's coming probably – probably – from the Middle East."
Donald Trump: Oh, well, if you look at the statistics, of people coming— I didn't say about Mexic— I say the illegal immigrants— if you look at the statistics on rape, on crime, on everything, coming in illegally into this country, they're mind-boggling. If you go to Fusion, you will see a story about 80% of the women coming in– I mean, you have to take a look at these stories. And you know who owns Fusion? Univision. It was in The Huffington Post. I said, let me get some of these articles because I've heard some horrible things. I deal a lot of talking with people on the border patrol. They're incredible people. They help our country.
Don Lemon: But I want some clarification–
Trump: No, but Don, all you have to do is go to Fusion and pick up the stories on rape, and it's unbelievable when you look at what's going on. So all I'm doing is telling the truth.
Lemon: I've read The Washington Post, I read the Fusion, I read The Huffington Post. And that's about women being raped, it's not about criminals coming across the border entering the country.
Trump: Somebody's doing the raping, Don, I mean, you know– I mean, somebody's doing it. You think it's women being raped, well who's doing the raping? Who's doing the raping? I mean how can you say such a thing. So, the problem is you have to stop illegal immigration coming across the border. You have to create a strong border. If you don't, we don't have a country.
"The first thing I'd do in my first day as president is close up our borders so that illegal immigrants cannot come into our country."
Spend more than five minutes looking into things he's said and it becomes fantastically obvious that he is not only an idiot but also, yes, somewhat of a racist.
91b378 No.333775
>>333772
You have to be trolling at this point.
3f5a3a No.333776
>>333775
Nope, I just really don't like Trump.
a0491d No.333777
>>333772
Semi-autos are legal, but the law sates that "any semi-automatic version of a fully-automatic military weapon is prohibited", but the Saiga is legal.
I doubt this shit is even enforced since I also saw an AUG and SG 550 for sale once.
718918 No.333779
>>333775
Trolls don't usually bother saging, this is the real deal as brought to you by Poe's Law.
7e4543 No.333780
>>333534
For a state that has the third largest population and gets illegals from every Caribbean island big enough to hold a population five billion is actually not that bad.
41297e No.333781
>>333772
>>the mexicans are just sending us rapists, criminals, and drug dealers
>>thus implying that most mexican immigrants (illegal or no) are rapists, criminals, and drug dealers
I asked for proof, not political hyperbole and quotes take out of context.
>What about this are you not getting?
Well, mostly your hyperbole and anecdotal evidence.
>Do you really think saying "ban all muslims" is going to do anything but increase international tensions and prompt deeper cover stories?
With whom? Our allies that are supporting terrorism? Deeper cover stories? Nigga, you fucking dumb, you can't just pull a cover story out of your ass, you have to have years to cultivate a function, PROVABLE cover story that's going to stand up when actually scrutinized.
>It plays right into the rhetoric of extremists that we're trying to have some kind of fucking holy war with them.
What are you going on about? The Neocons could give a fuck about the why, it's war in general they want, for profits.
Also, what kind of dumbcuck are you?
>Let's not increased national security, because it might upset opposing factions into doing "bad things".
>Spend more than five minutes looking into things he's said and it becomes fantastically obvious that he is not only an idiot but also, yes, somewhat of a racist.
What the fuck is it with you and the word "fantastic"? Five minutes? All you've done is fucking cherry-picked out of context comments and posted a fucking single conversation without as much as a link or source.
>Self-made Billionaire
>Trump's an idiot
Pick one.
So the fuck what if he's "somewhat of a racist", fucking Obama IS a racist. Everyone is a fuck racist you fucking retard. Yes, you're a racist, deep down in you little bitch stomach you know you are.
You don't hate Trump, you're just manufacturing and skewing shit to not like about Trump.
91b378 No.333782
>>333776
Not liking Trump is fine but saying he is a racist is not. That's blatantly wrong and you know it, you're just using it as justification for your dislike of him.
You can disagree with all of his ideas and polices, but don't you dare lie to yourself and others.
3f5a3a No.333786
>>333782
>lying
I think he's racist. I presented the things he said that make me think he's racist. You don't agree, so you obviously don't think it's racist. I do.
>>333781
>might upset opposing factions
No, it's going to push people from the neutral box into the opposing faction.
>self-made
except for that small loan of a million dollars
>billionaires can't be idiots
MOTHER. FUCKING. BLOOMBERG.
He's a fucking racist. I don't like him. You disagree. Great. Can we go the fuck home now?
>fantastic
It's a fantastic word.
91b378 No.333787
>>333786
Confirmed for trolling. Go jump off a bridge bernie shill.
41297e No.333789
>>333057
>You're falling for the usual bullshit myth that illegals are just a bunch of criminals and thieves…. not also a lot of menial workers.
By fucking definition, they're criminals. Being here without having applied and been approved for citizen is fucking AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW, hence it's a fucking crime, you fucking retard.
>>333057
>Nah, he wasn't. But thank you for showing me where your beliefs lie.
Yah, he was. I don't give a fuck where you think my beliefs lie. Get fucked, Paco.
>>they're ILLEGAL
>so it's really goddamn easy to blame them for everything, because as you've said, all illegals are violent assholes who are a drain on our economy.
Yeah, that about sums it up.
>>kicked in for ANY reason
>Yeah, except I'm not doing anything to give fucking probable cause.
You're here illegally, fuckwit.
>You're falling for the usual bullshit myth that illegals are just a bunch of criminals and thieves…. not also a lot of menial workers.
I don't give a rat's ass if an illegal doesn't actively commit robbery, murder, or rape..they couldn't be fucking bothered to enter the country through legal means.
>You've already accepted the scapegoat narrative, which is:
>Illegal immigrants are mostly violent individuals who do nothing for our country, so it's VERY important that we dedicate billions of dollars to round them up, deport them, and keep them out.
Imagine the billions we save from leaving our shores.
>And I assure you, the same apparatus that are good for that are really great for EXPANDING a police state, which yes, is still fucking possible to have happen to us.
>Would it be legal? No. Do I think they'll try to do it anyway? Fuck yes.
>Are you just assuming a bunch of really obtuse bullshit to try to prove a point? Yeah, a little.
What is this "we" shit, I'm a fourth generation US citizen, I don't have to worry about my ass being deported back to Le Hacienda.
>>SCOTUS
>have been ignored before when much more was at stake, see trail of tears
>Irrelevant historical occurrence
>muh injuns
>PFFT
>They're bought and paid for AND retards.
No shit, their interests are going to have a real fucking bad time if Trump was to start deportations enmass…
>And the best part is that as we've seen with Obama, anyone in the White House DOES get some leeway to assfuck the constitution. Trump is just doing it in a way you like, so you're going to bend over fucking backwards trying to justify it.
What the fuck even? Trump isn't the fucking President, you fucking moron. You're also one of those fucking mongoloids that thinks Executive Orders active has any meaning…
3f5a3a No.333790
>>333787
>if I disagree I'm wrong or a shill
>>333789
>we shit
my family has been here since my first ancestor hopped off a boat and joined the Union side of the civil war.
The we "bullshit" is as a country.
>irrelevant
>muh injuns
>irrelevant mass deportation/forced march attempt that ended in genocide over the objections of scotus
>irrelevant
>isn't the fucking president
Not yet, some people in this thread are obviously trying to make that one fucking happen
>executive orders have no weight
please tell me again how executive orders didn't neuter NFA trusts and how the executive branch can't use it's leverage over the enforcement of laws selectively to effectively dictate national policy.
My point being that he will use that ability to continue fucking our civil rights as a nation, just that this time he'll focus on something other than gun rights.
718918 No.333791
>>333786
>except for that small loan of a million dollars
If I give you ten dollars, and you turn it into a hundred thousand, would you credit me with all of your success?
41297e No.333792
>>333786
>might upset opposing factions
No, it's going to push people from the neutral box into the opposing faction.
So…
>except for that small loan of a million dollars
The man had to have collateral, you don't just get given an unsecured loan of that size without collateral.
>MOTHER. FUCKING. BLOOMBERG.
Bloomberg isn't an idiot, he's a statist. He's only an idiot in our eyes because he hates guns…but, Bloomy is looking to consolidate power and one of the steps to that is to make firearms verboten…that's not idiocy, that's statism.
>He's a fucking racist. I don't like him. You disagree. Great. Can we go the fuck home now?
No, he's not. That's fine, you don't have to, but don't going making shit up or touting media hyperbole as fact.
>It's a fantastic word
Meh, it's really not when it's repetitively used out of context.
3f5a3a No.333794
>>333791
false equivalency and you know it.
>>333792
I equate statism to idiocy. Perhaps it would be better if I simply said that I think trump will be statist, just simply in a way that is palatable to some for the time being.
>collateral
the loan was from his father.
>fantastic
partly joking, but repeating words is something that many people do without meaning to in what they will view as a given conversation.
Look, long story short, I don't like him, you lot do, fine by me, let's stop shitting up the board now.
41297e No.333795
>>333790
>my family has been here since my first ancestor hopped off a boat and joined the Union side of the civil war.
They why the [i]Yeah, except I'm not doing anything to give fucking probable cause.[/i]
>irrelevant mass deportation/forced march attempt that ended in genocide over the objections of scotus
Nice try, but SCOTUS is the one that made the claims and demands of the Cherokee irrelevant when they ruled the tribe wasn't recognized.
>Not yet, some people in this thread are obviously trying to make that one fucking happen
We can only hope.
So, you're just making shit up as you go along…
>please tell me again how executive orders didn't neuter NFA trusts and how the executive branch can't use it's leverage over the enforcement of laws selectively to effectively dictate national policy.
EO's don't have weight of law, they're not US Code and aren't on the Federal Register, they're nothing, but internal recommendations to Executive Departments, which an department or agency director can ignore…but, because the ATF just loves to be tyrannical cucks, they'll do anything that fucks over firearm owners.
>My point being that he will use that ability to continue fucking our civil rights as a nation, just that this time he'll focus on something other than gun rights.
So, thus everything you're saying is just some gut feeling or the bad vibes from a bad trip..ok, then.
41297e No.333796
>>333794
>Look, long story short, I don't like him, you lot do, fine by me, let's stop shitting up the board now.
I can live with that.
1adb1d No.333834
>>331722
>hurr I'm a minority so I'm not voting for the best option the US has
Are you with BLM? Do you riot and loot in your own neighborhood? No? Then what the fuck do you have to worry about?
35e463 No.333837
>>332749
as far as getting illegals out, what will most likely happen is if they are caught via normal means, they're sent straight back over the wall and don't come back. right now the fda/monsanto has a deal with border patrol so that they don't deport everybody working for the slaughterhouses and shit all at once, instead only a dozen or so a day. border patrol keeps busy, and the food industry is still full of cheap bean labor.
under trump the jobs held by illegal mexicans would go to american citizens or at the very least mexicans on work visas
17a5cb No.336418
>>331243
Go suck Mohammads dick, Hans
de3153 No.336424
>>333794
>false equivalency and you know it.
>100,000/10=10,000
>10,000,000,000/1,000,000=10,000
Of all the times to claim "false equivalency," you choose the actual math problem?
5a7364 No.336461
>>330747
I was going for the South African Spanking.
98e82a No.336508
>>332503
>actual monkey in a fucking guy fawkes mask
Even if I was against trump at this point, I'd change my stance right now lmfao
a02e08 No.336536
dd25cd No.336601
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>>330401
>my Donald Trump sign was stolen off my front lawn last night
2b7309 No.336650
>>336601
nigger its not about OP's shit taste in candidates, it's about the fact that its on HIS property, and it was STOLEN. thats teh issue, it's OP's right to be Stupid, and just because some Shillary Apes dont like his shit, doesnt mean they can go taking his shit.
dd25cd No.336652
>>336650
You know what, you're right. I just took one look at the topic and thought "Oh boy another Trump topic" and didn't think about it being matter of property. My bad.
Assuming it was a cardboard sign, it'd be pretty cheap to replace, unless it was a homemade custom design.
2b7309 No.336654
>>336652
well that's the 2nd part that bugs me. is now its an attack on his 1st Amendment right. freedom of speech is ESPECIALLY important when it defends something we don't agree with.
bdaed2 No.336660
>>330401
OP I think you need to just declare war on who ever is stealing your signs.
First I want you to go to homedepo and look outside for a pack of mexicans, hire them to dig several tank trenches in your front lawn and then to cover them with that fake grass or tell them to pile leaves ontop of the tank trap.
I also want you as well to set up razor wire at the bottom of these tank traps so if some unsuspecting BurnieBro goes to steal your 100% US made sign of freedom so he can sell it to give more money to Sanders and brag on reddit about it he has done the deed of stealing a Trump sign, at least now he has to deal with a tank trap filled with anti commie wire.
But not only that but I want you to fill you're front lawn with an elaborate trench system that has two main trenches and a reserve trench in your rear (for fellow /k/omrades to sit in with nuggets to spook the would be thief with their primal autistic rage) and several points to mount either a water cannon or a potato cannon that shoots out Trump hats out of it.
Now you're wondering if this is over kill. Well its not… at least not yet.
If all this fails and somehow you're sign is stolen the next day after the close and watchful eye of a small platoon of /k/omrades and Ivans who you will lure to your fine trench complex with the promise of anime love pillows and the entire run of Seinfeld on DVD. Now inbetween your first and second trench you are going to want to bury several CO2 powered mines full of pepper spray and vodka For extra burning sensation for the motherland.
If this doesnt work then buy a glass jar, fill it with hornets and wait outside until they appear and then just throw the jar of angry bees at them and hope for the best.
dd25cd No.336685
>>331721
>Trump's got no beef with Muslims already here
He wanted all Muslims in the country to have some sort of "Inform everyone around me that I'm Muslim" badge or special IDs.
c38fa8 No.336686
>>336652
Depends on what you consider "cheap"… this is /k/ we're talking about. Those signs are $20 on Trumps website.