/k/ - Weapons

Not a mere fortnight ago was I accosted at the market while carrying mine sword in sheath.

A dame turned hysterical upon seeing the weapon, and wailed most loudly to the crowds present - "zounds! He hath a weapon, a sword! He is of the same disposition as a Saracen! A Nave! He conspireth to slay us all!"

The Sherrif's men were soon on scene, having heard the commotion. The officers quickly realised the quandary was not of an armed brigand, but that of a common scold.

The inconsolable lass was taken to the cucking stool. May it calm and soothe her wild temperament.

>>330623

You complete sack-sucker, the aforementioned fellow was speaking of the second tapestry illustration!

>>330777

Pray tell stranger, what beith thine family's name? Tis Fudd perhaps?

>my countenance when commoners think they could defeat the king's men in open combat should he become tyrannical

thou cans't collect taxes with yonder catapults, or mounted upon thy steed.

to thus complete thy boisterous expedition, thine forces needs must dismount and upon a peasant hovel thou must make your way…. wherefrom a cur may put a yard of pilewood through thy breast.

>>330786

Verily! And a fine name tis, mine own family commandeth respect throughout the slinging world, indeed mine kin run every other sling shoppe in the whole kingdom!

>>330528

Doth my ballista bug you, bumpkin?

>>330879

My good sir, surely you must speak in jest! Am I correct in my belief that your heart yearns to fight against the lawful representatives of the divinely appointed monarch?

Your words, if not made in jest, must be in error for if they are not then what separates your good self from the brigands? What separates you from the blackamoor raiders that plague the southern coast of the French, Italian, or Spanish kingdoms?

Sir, thou art indistinguishable from these raiders.

Speak unto mine hand, for the face comprehendeth it not.

>>331248

>The Tenure of Kings and Magistrates: proving that it is lawful, and hath been held so through the ages, for any, who have the Power, to call to account a Tyrant, or wicked King, and after due conviction, to depose, and put him to death; if the ordinary MAGISTRATE have neglected, or deny’d to do it. And that they, who of late so much blame Deposing, are the Men that did it themselves

Read moor, Read

For could it be said tis evidence of the revoking of divine right when a king be deposed?

>>331248

do not wrest thy vesture in consternation my dear fellow, a bondman would surely not loose shaft upon the publican of a rightful king.

… least not without the word of the village frater….

>>331372

Alas the hook nosed merchant will hoard it all and resell at prices only a king could afford.

>>331372

Tis lies!

that is but fowl smelling dirt!

>>331787

Hark after the nonsense flowing from the lips of this simpleton!

Whilst today it may be little more than a curiosity for those possessed of more alcymic inclined minds, with sufficient time and thought imagine the changes this could bring!

I foresee a time where men no longer fight with sword, or spear, or even ride upon horses! A world where there exist giant flying weapons, capable of cutting through the ranks of any enemy, the thought drives me to terror, I hear it's unnatural noise as it echoes through both my dreams and nightmares alike!

Brrrrrrt!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!