/k/ - Weapons

Good heavens.

Why not just stick to the more humane bullets and bombs?

>how do we weaponize them.

They don't seem at all viable as a weapon. You need to get the eggs or larvae in contact with the targets long enough for them to burrow through the skin. They won't spread through a populace that practices hygiene. They're easy to remove, can't reproduce within the target, and cause no incapacitating or life-threatening symptoms.

>>332074

Samo za srbe ih pripremimo. lel

>>332086

Nepraktično. Da bi se netko zarazio ovim trebao bi biti zatvoren u nekoj šporkoj šupi par dana.

I don't think you can weaponize bad hygiene.

>>332092

Nikad neznaš.

>>332092

Btw, ej Crobrate, jel mi lovački najbolji način il? Računam si već da ga platim i položim, da budem po ps-u.

>>332092

>>332084

Apparently they can infect humans when eggs are laid on clothing. so we could lace some of ISIS' black pajamas with some

You can't be human.

>>332103

Diptheria aerosol is one of the most demoralizing bioweapons. It doesn't often kill, but it is horrible.

Man, seeing this happen to a dog should be very sad but it's just making me feel itchy like how watching somebody yawn makes me yawn or seeing a woman get an abortion makes me hard.

>>332073

Maybe you can use them as a torture tool?

Show a guy this video and tell him you're going to tie him up and put those suckers on him.

I'd talk if they threatened me with that. Don't know who wouldn't

Imagine how great it must feel to finally have all of those taken out.

I imagine it's something like a pizza face having all of their whiteheads removed.

Also

>removing worm with bare hands

eugh

>>332073

Just show people videos of this.

>>332073

and i thought jiggers infestation was bad enough

>>332218

Hugh sounds like the type of paramedic I would want responding to my call because no matter how bad shit gets he will stay cool.

Poor Doggo. Does anyone know if he recovered?

>>332103

CRAAAAAAWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN

>>332218

>pic

That reminds me of that EMT story where the guys foot is completely atrophied and it just twists right off at the ankle in the ambulance.

We have those here, they're not that bad. If you leave your clothes outside in the shade or on a cloudy day the flys plant eggs in the clothes and they burrow into your skin. You just squeeze them out like a zit.

Whenever we have a litter of puppies we end up with a good few dozen.

>>332096

Lovački ispit ti je najbolji način ako živiš na otoku. Tako moš ići vani pucat kad bude sezona. Ako te netko pita što radiš ti im kažeš da si u lovu.

Imam i sportsku dozvolu ali meni najbliži streljački klub je u Splitu.

>>332263

Nisam na otoku, al ima šume kolko oš oko mene, i privatnih/državnih lovišta. I mislio sam si da je lovački najbolja opcija, znaš li možda kolko bi trajalo polaganje? 2-3 mjeseca?

>>332261

>they're not that bad

Jesus fucking christ, I have never been more grateful to be white before now.

>>332270

2 mjeseca otprilike, preko 100 nastavnih sati. Možeš se prijaviti idući mjesec na Lovačko Učilišste.

>>332278

>Učilište

Ćuti, Ćuti Ujko!

>>332244

he did, but it looks like he has really patchy fur from all the scar tissue.

>>332218

>maggots clean away

I learned that from Winnetou, also In Desert and Wilderness, when I was eleven.

>>332252

THESE WOOOOUNDS THEY WILLL NOOOT HAAAEEEAAAEEELLLLLLLLL!

>>332298

I'm using google translate and it's making no sense.

>>332311

He's calling me uncle (ujko) for some reason and telling me to shut up. I don't know why.

>>332311

It will make sense to you now

>>332316

I was listing to this when I saw all the Croat.

>>332318

I didn't know Ujko was short for Ustaša.

>>332324

Enough slavspeak, we are getting a bit impolite here. It reminds me of the times those two Swedes bump into each other and then start writing in their BORK BORK talk.

>>332327

><Youre right, we are killing the thread.

Back to murder worms.

>>332328

Shit, didn't mean to greentext, kinda drunk already.

>>332321

>Remove Canuck!

ETHNIC RAAAAAAAAAGE

CANADIAN CULTURE SUPERIOR

CANADIANS ARE ANCIENT ALIENS

MAPLE IS BEST FOOOOOOOOD

>>332341

Burned any white houses lately while drinking maple sirup, dressed in flanel? eh? :^)

>>332341

we elected the cuckminister.

we deserve to be removed

>>332073

Turn them into a butt sex STD?

>>332382

>we

NOT MY PRIME MINISTER

Suddenly I don't feel like worshipping Nurgle after all. I think I'd rather take the dicks and pleasure with pain than disease and parasites.

>>332431

You have two other options left if you want to be a heretic and Khorne is not that bad.

>>332099

SELL INFECTED CLOTHING TO RAPEFUGEES

>>332546

>2016

>not pledging allegiance to DAT ASS of Slaanesh

>>332554

>>not pledging allegiance to DAT ASS of Slaanesh

sure worked out well for the Dark Eldar

No ass is worth having your soul raped and eaten, unless your some sort of vore fag

>>332560

yeah, you get rapped to the point of death every day, and suck demon cock all night, while slaanesh whips you cock and balls the whole time..

as opposed to Khrone who gives you his strength so long as you kill and fight with out magic like some pussy psyker

>>332261

>they're not that bad

Jesus fucking Christ Liberia. I have literally never been happier to be white in my life.

>>332073

WHY DOES THIS MAN NOT WEAR GLOVES?

>>332261

I will never live somewhere it doesn't freeze over in the winter.

Things like this need to fucking die.

You faggots haven't seen anything yet. They can get into your fucking balls.

>>332537

So… watching these videos means we should roll for SAN loss?

>>332308

Yea thats the one

>>332610

>>332214

>cringe torture

What? You don't watch youtube videos of dermatologist poping blackheads on people at 3am in the morning?

Hell, just read the comments, I know I'm not the only one.

It's disgusting and horrible and sometimes terrifying but you just can't look away.

>>332623

Of course i do, i was just lamenting that someone out there probably wants worms to eat their balls from the inside out.

>>332632

They can infest humans, anon.

>>332632

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=27a_1349991124

>>332583

they fucking squeezed his balls to pop them out

just fuck

>>332646

>SHE'S A CONQUEROR

>SHE WAS SO BRAVE

Goddamn I want to like you clapistanians but for fuck's sake learn to shut up.

>>332654

this coming from the language with literally hundreds of ways to say 'dog'

>>332654

>Finland

Bold words.

>>332655

And yet we don't go around spewing inane bullshit, now do we love?

The stereotype of us is that we literally don't speak.

>>332658

>guns allowed

>everyone is silence

Sounds like my kind of country.

>>332664

Contrary to the stereotype, we actually do speak, but only when we have something meaningful to say. You won't hear a finn engaging in small talk, and that's a real fucking blessing.

>guns allowed

I hope it stays that way too, fucking EU. Concealed carry (legally, that is) would be nice though.

>>332273

>>332575

me too, anons. I've actually never had one myself.

>>332582

But fishing in the tropics is so much more fun than in temperate areas.

>>332590

This isn't even 4chan anymore, this is 8chan, we're into the negative SAN points by now.

We're just husks of the mind animated by pure meme magic at this point.

Embrace it, you know it to be true.

you're not even revolted by these videos anymore, are you?

>>332745

That's not how either of those things work, you retard. How can someone be this uneducated even after watching a video?

>>332758

I don't feel disgust because it looks awful. It's the idea of having worms in your flesh that makes my skin crawl.

I'm surprised I even reacted to this since I don't react to any of the nasty Syria stuff. Not even the video with the still alive "moderate" rebel fighter who had his face blown off by a tank shell.

>>332763

In instinct you don't feel disgust to fresh wounds (unless yer a pussy) but if you see a maggot ridden flesh or someone sick your instinct tells you that getting close to it is dangerous because you can catch the sickness etc…

>>332542

>two other options

>>332792

He named Slaanesh and Nurgle. Khorne and Tzeentch would be the two other options.

All of them are heresy.

>>332760

>uneducated even after watching a video?

Implying tumblr users ain't dumb enough to shove live mangoworms up their asses if you tell them they are sex change worms.

>>332800

They don't want sex changes. It's like you've been under a rock for the last three years.

>>332623

Blackheads are just clogged pores. They're not alive.

>>332073

I have a better question: who the fuck funds a vet to take care of stray dogs in some third world ass end of nowhere? Doesn't first world have any problems left?

>>332822

Who shit in your cereal? I guess it's true fins are assholes.

>>332804

I tend to forget about the lesser warp entities, so does GW.

Malal's servants still appeared in one of the FW chaos books.

>>332799

Heresy is a matter of perspective. For one who grew up knowing nothing but Chaos, you are the heretic.

>>332899

I watched some of his other videos, and I don't think he ever wears gloves. Considering the shit he works with, I wouldn't do it with anything less than a hazmat suit.

>>332907

>hazmat suit.

Yeah, we are of thinking of same mind, strelok.

Jesus fucking christ thats horrible as fuck. I dont want to invoke a dengue biting me but I would prefer that over getting maggots all over my skin

>>332931

>>332930

Food's hard to come by in Gambia. The dog doesn't really care. A real operator eats the flesh of his enemies, even if they're dermal parasites.

>>332073

Jaesus fuck feller, as if popping pimples wasn't already disgusting enough…

>>332989

> Popping pimples

Pussy.

>>332899

I can stand all sorts of weird fuck up gore and disgusting shit, but it kills me when it involves animals for some reason. This was ogrekill

>>332989

That's not disgusting, that's therapeutic.

>>332989

>feller

So you're the asshole bubba'ing all the mosins in my area.

>>332261

Absolutely ROBUST Liberians.

>>332431

>Not taking in dat heretic cock.

>>332562

Hot.

>>333013

Makes your skin saggy if you pop 'em instead of letting them go out on their own

>>332218

Try it.

>>332073

Niggers are smarter then white to not touch this shit bare handed.

>>335180

Nice try parasite, you're not going to infect me.

>>332086

>just for the serbs

remove croatian scum

>>335180

Nurgle pls

>>332153

You're a faggot

>>332673

>Contrary to the stereotype, we actually do speak, but only when we have something meaningful to say

>You won't hear a finn engaging in small talk

That's actually even better.

Though that concealed carry problem is a bit of a turn off.

That and your language is fucking insane from what I've seen.

>>335313

Goddammit, don't fucking remind me.

>>335313

…as an entirely optional scene that you can turn off by looking at a sign warning you about it and choosing "ew that's nasty".

Don't ask me how I know this.

>>335552

And then the mod that is the only source of continued support went and fucked it up so now it happens anyway.

>>335661

IT GETS WORSE FRIEND

>>335690

I bet that mouth could give great blow jobs now

>>332581

They are not infectious so it is safe to take them out without the gloves as long as it don't kill the maggots inside.