/k/ - Weapons

Only if you genetically engineered their poison to actually kill, instead of just hurt a bit.

But if you could do that, then genetically engineered mosquitos would be even better.

Restart the Bee bomb project the CIA was making but now with wasps

>>335550

In most cases, left untreated the venom causes anaphylactic shock. If anything it reduces battle efficiency to 0.

>>335550

Also what's the fun in mosquitoes?

>figure out what pheremone is was that attracts and angers the wasps

>get a guy in a wasp-proof suit and a pheremone-thrower/squirt gun or some shit

>call him the Pain

>>335563

motherfucker beat me to it

>>335564

But if the pain dies then the hornets are useless, given they'd stay by the body

Give it to a robot

>put it on a tank

We could follow up the hornet attack with smoke artillery to calm them down so we could capture the enemies

>>335546

>one side mass produces giant hornets for warfare

>other side finds out, produces japanese honey bees

>hornets all get murdered by the bees

>hornet side gets shot in the head by the bee side because they all think the hornets killed the infantry

>>335550

>But if you could do that, then genetically engineered mosquitos would be even better.

>Super mosquitos

>/k/ accidentally dooms mankind

would this be considered bioweapon? or maybe chemical warfare because of the venom?

>>335546

They had a Bee Gun in the original Half-Life iirc. That could be used as a source for ideas

>>335605

Oh God plz no.

>take giant hornets

>generically engineer them to increase aggression and develop the stingers and venom of a tarantula hawk wasp

>"accidentally" "misplace" a few hives worth throughout whichever continent you hate most

>watch as they inevitably and inexplicably spread to your hometown and build a nest in your yard

>it's the year 2025AD

>it's year 10 of the new Clinton Dynasty Calendar

>Freedom Fighting /k/ommando sees the Gender Reassignment Police approaching their compound

>/k/ommando alerts the others and the rest quickly try to hide all the honey rations

>due to new bee control laws, honey is illegal and punishable by death

>GRP breaks down the front gate of the compound walls

>Police look around at empty compound and see no one

>/K/ommander Bees steps into view from the roof of the compound

>/K/MNDR Bees is covered in yellow and black body paint and is wearing a bee costume

>other /k/ommandos come into view atop the roofs of the side buildings

>"/k/ommandos! Attack!"

>bee bombs are now being thrown down onto the Police below

>as the Police run around in frenzy until the venom finally takes their lives, /K/ommander Bees smiles, knowing /k/ is going to live to see another day

>>335726

You could swap out hornets for Muslims and that statement would still make sense. Sadly

>>335726

I don't hate Australia, but I'd dump them there just to see if anybody notices one more species of living "fuck you" among the droves of other shit that lives specifically to make life horrifying on their continent.

>>335733

I wonder how long it would take the abos to learn they are deadly

>>335734

>Uh, a new kind of flying death machine

>I hope it kills the other ones

>>335735

>tell abos that they make special honey in their hives

>tell them the special honey is high in alcohol and gets you drunk easily

>profit

Japanese Giant Hornets are terrifying, sure, but they're not aggressive enough. We need to find a way to cross them with Africanised Bees. Imagine: a swarm of flying poison needles with both a samurai's fighting spirit and the raw untapped aggression of a horde of dindu nuffins.

Perhaps there's even more ways to enhance their combat capabilities. Maybe coat their exoskeletons in strips of aluminium, so a swarm of them will act as chaff?

>>335741

If we are attaching things to them why not put a little C4 or something like it on them so we can detonate the whole swarm like kamalazi flighters after they have stung them?

>>335743

Well, technically, the sting by itself is a kamikaze attack in bees, they die after they sting you iirc.

>>335743

Why not replace their poison with nitroglycerine? You get stung, feel excruciating pain for a few seconds, then POP. Down you go.

>>335745

Hornets and wasps don't lose their stingers. They can keep on stinging over and over and over again.

>>335741

>>335743

If genetic engineering gets advanced enough, these could both be achieved biologically. There is a species of so called "suicide bomber ants" with two organs that each contain a chemical that, when combined, explode. As for metal armor, scorpion stingers are made of elemental zinc metal. So that's a good start point. Plus when they snackbar themselves, I guess it could act like biological chaff.

>>335747

Nitroglycerin in the blood won't cause you to explode. It will jus5 lower your blood pressure. Nitroglycerine is commonly taken orally for heart disease

>>335733

>One more species of living "fuck you"

Lost my shit

Crossbreed the hornet with Africanized honey bee, for the aggression, implant small amounts of a lightweight explosive on 1/2 of the individuals (as to lower the cost) and increase wing muscle mass to hold said explosive and still fly

>>335778

Ya see, that's how we kill the world

>>335561

There's also MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What if we somehow give them the venom from a coneshell snail (probably got the name wrong) because it has the fastest acting venom in existence i.e. One min before total organ failiure

>>335717

Is an attack dog considered a bio-weapon? I can't really think of a weapon classification for them.

>>335778

Remember they exist.

>>335550

>Only if you genetically engineered their poison to actually kill, instead of just hurt a bit.

That's an awful idea

>conflict ends

>there are now swarms of extremely dangerous killer hornets across the land

>lots end up coming back with soldiers to homeland

>now there's an infestation of killer hornets across the nation

>>335728

finally. dr.bees can take flight.

>>335807

That sounds like a great end, hopefully they kill the slow and the stupid.

>>335807

That's why I say we gas bomb the area after the initial attack

>>335868

Use asterisks (* * (remove the space)) to spoil.

>>335868

Use asterisks (* * (remove the space)) to spoil.

It's easier that way

Let me post

>>335877

>>335878

5 tries 2 posts.

Thanks firetires.

The UN would probably go full no fun and say it's a biological weapon.

possibly you could use it as an area denial sort of weapon. breed millions of them, grow lots of flowering plants with high sugar content in their nectar (australia has lots of this stuff) and put them all in a forest. enemy that tries to enter the forest would get fucked up. wouldn't stop them entirely, but it would cause some kind of attrition. then again a low cost bug spray would solve the problem

>>335881

any real army would have sprayed down a contested Forrest with defoliant which in turn would kill all the hornets as well.

>>335881

if you're going to plant foliage as part of an area denial tactic, i'd sugget the gympie gympie plant.

>>335884

This, the UN is a bunch of useless kebab huggers.

Jesus, they allowed Anita Sarkeesian to give a fucking speech. The UN is cucked to the core.

>>335605

Just screw with their genes enough to make them infertile.

This way you can let them loose on a strip of land and wait a year till they all die.

>>335978

That stuff is all over europe now. It's not really 'weapons grade' though. If you get the sap on you and rinse it immediately you won't get more than a light rash. Also it tends to only grow next to water.

>>335546

What about "friendly fire"

>>336007

No, it grows everywhere. All over meadows. Over graveyards. Over towns. Over asphalt.

I know that it can be prevented by frequent cutting down, but in under 5 years it can take over anything if unattended. And god save you if you forget to mow then in your property. Not only they will fuck you up, but state obliges that you cut them.

Once were camping and some poor idiot wiped his ass with it. The scream was insane and we had to carry him to closest road for ambulance to treat the poor soul. Couldn't poop propertly for two months.

>>335778

SHOTGUN GET ME THE SHOTGUN WHAT THE FUCK BOONE WHAT THE FUCK KILL I-

>>335978

>>336007

>>336036

A lot of it grows near my house and despite being completely eradicated every year, it grows back every time.

As germany said though, it's not that dangerous unless you get the juice on you and then go into the sun.

>>335546

I've been seeing alot of threads like this (blah blah bug + can we weaponize it)…

it's fucking stupid. Use nerve gas and be done with it.

>>336024

Wear bee proof body armor and hope, also we would spray pheromones (idk how yet) so the bees go straight their

>>336121

But nerve gas isint original and outlawed by everyone. Not to mention it's not fun to talk about

>>336121

>ugg why you tie stick to rock, just use rock

I would like to keep the "weaponize x bug" threads to one if we could so /k/ stays "/k/ - weapons" instead of /k/ - insects

>>335978

A couple years back there was a news story here about an old lady who was hospitalized after her neighbor tricked her into putting leaves of this wretched plant on her painful knees.