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There's no discharge in the war!

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a5ac61  No.638369

Florida Monkey Wars when?

What’s the best anti-monkey load out?

A population of monkeys that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans, could double in the next few years.

The troop of rhesus macaques were brought to Central Florida in the 1930s as part of a long-since closed attraction in the park. They were placed on a small island, but the monkeys didn’t stay there. There have been monkey sightings all over Central Florida, including one caught on camera in 2015 when students spotted a rhesus macaque running around on the roof of their school in The Villages. In 2017, cellphone video recorded aggressive monkeys taking over a park pavilion and going after people. The monkeys carry a herpes virus that is deadly to humans and can be spread through a bite or scratch.

“People should never approach these animals,” said University of Florida professor Steve Johnson, who was part of a team that spent years studying the monkeys. “People shouldn’t feed them. It’s not legal to feed them anymore.”

Researchers estimate the monkey population in Silver Springs is around 200,000. “By the year 2022, there are probably going to be around 400,000 animals,” Johnson said.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wild-monkeys-with-herpes-in-central-florida-population-on-the-verge-of-doubling/898061214

a5ac61  No.638371

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a5ac61  No.638372

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Bad monkeys


4be6ec  No.638373

File: 3e6ac2616ee852f⋯.png (464.14 KB, 888x361, 888:361, gorilla warfare.png)

AIDS-HIV-Herpes monkey apocalypse soon


a5ac61  No.638376

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>>638373

>AIDS-HIV-Herpes monkey apocalypse soon

Only brazilians can save us now?


626a94  No.638377

>>638371

>my life was in danger

Just shoot them you stupid cunt. They are not better then nogs


a5ac61  No.638379

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a5ac61  No.638383


054561  No.638384

Why is Florida so fucked? Lionfish, Pythons and herpes monkeys?

>>638379

What a fucking retard.


a0a76c  No.638385

File: 514614cadad263e⋯.png (524.01 KB, 599x423, 599:423, ClipboardImage.png)

A population of niggers that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans, could double in the next few years.

The troop of stupid niggers were brought to Central Florida in the 1930s as part of a long-since closed attraction in the park. They were placed on a small island, but the niggers didn’t stay there. There have been nigger sightings all over Central Florida, including one caught on camera in 2015 when students spotted a stupid nigger running around on the roof of their school in The Villages. In 2017, cellphone video recorded aggressive niggers taking over a park pavilion and going after people. The niggers carry a herpes virus that is deadly to humans and can be spread through a bite or scratch.

“People should never approach these animals,” said University of Florida professor Steve Johnson, who was part of a team that spent years studying the niggers. “People shouldn’t feed them. It’s not legal to feed them anymore.”

Researchers estimate the nigger population in Silver Springs is around 200,000. “By the year 2022, there are probably going to be around 400,000 animals,” Johnson said.


f2b230  No.638386

This is how AIDS began


a5ac61  No.638388

>>638386

As long as fags don’t rape monkeys. Florida should be fine.


6264e2  No.638423

>>638388

fags are going to rape monkeys just because you posted it.


50d8bc  No.638427

>>638423

Fags are going to rape monkees anyway. They rape anything/everything.

I hate Florida even more now. And monkeys. I really hate them.


1ad946  No.638429

File: 03a51c726bf11ef⋯.jpg (172.38 KB, 979x1000, 979:1000, Dr Zaius.jpg)

>>638369

>A population of monkeys that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans

<TFW you aren't sure if they mean monkeys or black people

I've been on 8chan too long, haven't I.


58787d  No.638432

Best anti monkey load out for me would be bear spray/ club alongside thick clothing. This is only in case I didn't have access to firearms.


5a16e3  No.638439

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the Florida answer to the problem


c35739  No.638458

File: 5902dc9c7284b08⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 158.14 KB, 638x360, 319:180, Just_call_them_NIGGERS.mp4)

Saiga-20 with drum mags and 3" #4 buckshot, or an American-180 with Stingers?

>>638429

vid related.


543d1d  No.638482

>>638384

Because stupid fucking boomer retirees keep buying exotic animals as pets and then dumping them when they realize they require effort.

It's only a matter of time until some monster chugging pampered retard dumps the wrong kind of piranha in the everglades and creates a new species that can adapt to colder weather than the Amazon and move north to kill everyone who dares to take a dip in a river.


72449e  No.638483

>>638482

>muh boomers

>muh Monster

Reported.


543d1d  No.638488

>>638483

Where do you think the exotic animals come from dumbass?

The poor rednecks who live in the backwoods, or the bored fat old shits with more money than sense who have nothing better to do than buy stupid shit they'll lose interest in within the day?


a5ac61  No.638490

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>>638429

I for one welcome our future monkey overlords.


72449e  No.638492

>>638488

If you had googled for two seconds you would know where these monkeys are from. Aside from that, your poor grammar, zero understanding of the world, and your autistic categorisation of people into nonexistent age gaps which have everyone therein being cookie-cutter reproductions of the exact same strawman demonstrate that you're underage and originated from cuckchan or Reddit. So, kindly fuck off and never return. You are not wanted here.


543d1d  No.638495

>>638492

Explain the many other incidents of exotic animals being unleashed upon florida dipshit.


c35739  No.638499

>>638488 (Heiled)

Just call them jews. Whether actual jews or spiritual jews is irrelevant to the point.

>>638492

Lolbergs can fuck right off.


543d1d  No.638500

>>638499

No shit there are jews among them, but there are plenty of gentile shabboshitters too.


612049  No.638555

>>638499

>Lolbergs can fuck right off.

How is that a response to anything in the post you quoted, retard?


6526c5  No.638635

>>638369

>long-closed attraction

When I went to the park last year I was told they were released onto an island in the park as props for a Tarzan movie, but the movie crew never bothered to check if they could swim (they can)


a5ac61  No.639928

>>638439

Would my pre-ban Tec-9 be enough for the monkey wars?


24fea4  No.641579

File: 7c14cb1bc3d6aa5⋯.png (151.99 KB, 261x295, 261:295, 6747C357-29FA-40CB-8553-58….png)

Oh you actually mean literal monkeys.


a5ac61  No.641592

>>640080

How soon until monkeys reach Alabama and New York?


a5ac61  No.641597

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The face of the enemy


8f29f2  No.641642

>>641597

>youtube embed

fag


cb5740  No.641688

>>638429

I too read that as him referring to niggers.


bda40c  No.641757

>>638369

> What’s the best anti-monkey load out?

Probably a shotgun and some kind of .308 for long range monkey removal. In a populated area shotgun is about the only option. If you want to go full animal cruelty a high power air gun or crossbow can disable them, then knock their head off with a short sword.


7091f6  No.641833

File: 5a79f046b333537⋯.jpg (73.19 KB, 800x800, 1:1, CD-1017.jpg)

File: 12b34340f51bf53⋯.jpg (460.58 KB, 2272x501, 2272:501, b1e6acd3abbcab56df17b6e65f….jpg)

>>641757

Your thinking small-time my friend, I wanna see Florida man go on a rampage with some kind of cold steel replica or a golf club or something.


4d9633  No.641838

File: b1ef2f70e77b88d⋯.png (37.61 KB, 300x354, 50:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c63cce7a7ff5c0f⋯.jpg (45.43 KB, 904x465, 904:465, Pp93.jpg)

>>641833

I'd like to see a 1 hand morningstar and a PP93 in the other hand.


7091f6  No.641840

File: 841885bb0856e6c⋯.jpg (14.54 KB, 400x196, 100:49, iwi-uzi-22lr-walther-cover.jpg)

File: 4602e7165357e2c⋯.jpg (45.6 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, A46-CS88DEC.jpg)

>>641838

This is Florida m8, best your gonna get is a 22.lr Uzi clone and a cold steel katana.


4d9633  No.641842

>>641840

This might be a good use for using the underhook of a spas 12. What would be the best all primate load for 12 GA anyways? I'd assume No. 4 buckshot ought to be enough, I'm no expert. Also a katana would be better (something something more agile and faster) provided it doesn't get stuck in a monkey's back or ribcage.


4d9633  No.641844

>>638369

>>641597

>>638379

>>638371

So by the time we see them, many are already in urban areas as reported in the videos, also some anons in this thread are advocating for higher calibers. Shouldn't we take in overpen into account here, what would be a good cartridge to effectively kill it without having so much energy that it would seriously damage whatever is behind it?


36f68f  No.641852

File: 7e63c800ff76ff7⋯.png (209.06 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 7e63c800ff76ff721ce20c343d….png)

MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF FLORIDA, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

Main weapon:

>10/22. Bonus points for bayonet, 50 rnd drum, and red dot that costs more than the gun.

>Shotgun. Bonus points for no shirt and pistol grip sbs.

>2 handed Longsword. Bonus points for mail armor and helm.

>Bare hands. Comes with free 2nd sidearm.

>Lots of homemade explosives. Bonus points for turban and white robe.

>P90 semi auto. Bonus points for overweight and homosexual.

Sidearm:

>Ebay katana

>Gunpowder filled tennis balls

>Toyota truck

>Blowgun with tranqilizer darts

>5 gallons of gasoline

>Fire Axe

>Riot shield

>Quadcopter of peace

>Shuriken

>Hipoint 9mm


56702e  No.641855

File: fbed89be862a702⋯.jpg (51.54 KB, 687x515, 687:515, Manservant Mbutu.jpg)

>>638369

Florida should import some Liberians and Rwandans to solve the problem. My Congolese manservant, Mbutu Kwangele, loves nothing more than a barbecued primate. If you imported a few thousand of the local huntsmen and let them loose in the Floridian wilderness, the monkeys would be gone for good. If you have any doubts, just look at how well the Cane Toad worked in Australia!


4d9633  No.641892

>>641852

Alright

>2xOKC3S Bayonet

>1x Rifle length AR15 with bayonet lug

>6x 30rnd STANAG mafazines

>1x Mossberg 590 set up like trench gun

>30x No 4. Buckshot

I guess I'd keep bayonet sheathed just for hand to hand use. I'd like a dune buggy for a patrol vehicle.

Obviously like any good floridian tourist I would be sporting cargo shorts and a sick nasty sun burn on my calves.


427fd3  No.641907

>>641842

>katana

Oh shit lookout its that samurai from the train


bcc5a6  No.641911

Why don't we kill them? Everyone knows how easy it is to contaminate someone with herpes.


791fef  No.641933

>>641911

Better idea, collect them in cages, then sic em on jew york, san for, los angeles, detroit, shitcago, and wherever else you need them.


98b4f3  No.641941

>>641911

Because (((reasons))).


4d9633  No.641944

>>641907

I mean he did prevent a minor chimpout, it would be pretty easy to extrapolate it to literal monkeys,no?


dfd67f  No.641961

>>641844

.22lr hollow point


ebe6d8  No.641963

Didn't we already have this thread, like, ages ago?


bcc5a6  No.641968

>>641933

>niggers communicate with them

>turn them against the white race

>we die of herpes and them from ebola


054561  No.641969

>>641852

>Gunpowder filled tennis balls

That's all I need. Loads of Gunpowder to blow shit up and tennis balls to act as shrapnel.


4d9633  No.641973

>>641969

Would rubber shrapnel be that effective?


1ad946  No.641976

File: 608a12059a807e0⋯.png (526.26 KB, 658x460, 329:230, 2 bore rifle.png)

>>641757

>Anti-monkey loadout

Assuming that 2 bore shotguns loaded with hollow-point (magnesium core) slugs would be a little impractical hip thrusting with every shot is understandable, but inadvisable, it'll ruin your stance, wouldn't a regular shotgun loaded with 00-buck do the trick perfectly well? It's not like the enemy is going to develop


4d9633  No.641979

File: 493e3a0b110048c⋯.png (480.82 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>641976

>that gun

Why shoulder mount that? It would be much better in some mount like older DShK's had.


a5ac61  No.641984

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>>641855

>Florida should import some Liberians and Rwandans to solve the problem

Wouldn’t Florida just get overrun by Rwandans and Liberians afterwards?


4d9633  No.641985

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1ad946  No.642749

File: aa8709aa6639eb7⋯.jpg (31.83 KB, 623x350, 89:50, GAAAAAAYYY.jpg)

>>641979

>He doesn't want to fire a 33.7mm cannon from the shoulder

>He doesn't want the exist wound to be about the size of the targets chest cavity

>He values the integrity of his eardrums and shoulder-bones more than the pursuit of pure firepower


4d9633  No.643057

>>642749

Enjoy being raped and scratched to death while you're on your ass in shock.


236af4  No.643170

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>>643057

Thanks, we will.


4d9633  No.643917

File: 0566246506a0de1⋯.jpg (25.32 KB, 221x156, 17:12, submersible reaction.jpg)

>>643170

>greek and bong enjoy being raped by monkeys


a5ac61  No.648413

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Monkey threats getting worse! Monkeys now stealing from kids in backyards.


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54f3d6  No.648882

>>638369

>who was part of a team that spent years studying the monkeys.

All leftists should be hung. Those monkey should be been getting put down from the beginning. Thats like the fucking shit with feral cats in florida. They are probably the most significantly destructive nuissance animal in florida, Something about florida makes them destructive on top of fast breeding and voracious. I had one get in my screen room and proceed to flip the fuck out destroying everything which is apparently common and on top of it being illegal to kill them fucking commie filth have set up a bunch of cat sanctuaries in the woods.


ed722b  No.649004

>>638488

Most of these animals aren't bought by older people, they're bought by stupid 20 year olds who want to show off. They buy a bunch of exotic animals, realise they take work and just dump them as soon as the work part kicks in. The yuppy types which are Gen X if you pay attention to gens. You're just a tard who thinks Boomers, (((me))) and Zoomers are the only generations. They're not and you're just a tard.


71288e  No.649005

Aren't monkeys literally useless? I think even wasps do more things that benefit the environment than monkeys. So why not kill them all? They're ugly furry niggers that can't speak and just spread disease and chaos everywhere they go.


a5ac61  No.649033

>>649005

>They're ugly furry niggers that can't speak and just spread disease and chaos everywhere they go.

Are we sure we are still talking about monkeys?


36a11a  No.661831

Niggers?


583585  No.661924

>>638369

BLACK LIVES MATTER


6526c5  No.661965

>>649005

They're really funny to watch though. I'm in favor of Florida keeping them because it means the state is even more entertaining.

That said, they probably will try to at least trap them all. I look forward to the Great Monkey War arc, in which the Florida Army National Guard will be sent into Silver Springs to trap monkeys, and after weeks of hunting, will not have a single one.


99a774  No.661979

File: 04522926980aff4⋯.png (48.85 KB, 300x263, 300:263, 300px-Homo_sapiens_lineage….png)

>>649005

>Aren't monkeys literally useless?

Lab animals and genetic info regarding human evolution. As long as monkeys are around we can always be reminded that not all people are equal and some are more "basal" (PC term for "primitive" "less evolved").


c84d93  No.662014

File: 758d1d11ce4d3c2⋯.jpg (103.71 KB, 683x743, 683:743, .jpg)

HAHAHAHA

Back in the I would've imagined this as a joke article in the onion, but holy shit my sides




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