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There's no discharge in the war!

File: a06e4920bdb6f36⋯.jpg (7.21 KB, 327x327, 1:1, 31Zp7xS2wIL._AC_US327_QL65….jpg)

File: 6dbd413dd80b22c⋯.jpg (208.59 KB, 1022x554, 511:277, gerald.jpg)

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eb8c0d  No.649603

Here is the deal. I am getting pic related to use as armor against attacking animals. I know it is not leather or chain mail, but every little bit off extra fabric is useful and being that it should be loose fitting, the robe has potential to bunch up while being attacked. Also better for an animal to attack a dangling piece of cloth than going straight for my legs.

My question is what would be the optimal way to cut the bottom of the robe to give my legs mobility, but without sacrificing coverage of my legs? While Geralt's robe has a lot of mobility, a lot of his legs are exposed from the front. So I don't know. The drawing I have put together is what I would ideally like to have, but I don't know.

b0c4a6  No.649620

File: 0e729399620fe05⋯.jpg (68.05 KB, 474x715, 474:715, picture.jpg)

a single split down the middle. like ye old men at arms.


8d67fe  No.649623

File: 01bb90ef294ce63⋯.png (2.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a695db6af31f2a2⋯.png (1.38 MB, 565x1080, 113:216, ClipboardImage.png)

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>>649603

> armor against attacking animals

> LARPing this hard

What kind of animal are you actually expecting this to be effective against? A little extra cloth ain't gonna do shit to stop a serious attack. In addition all that extra drapery dragging and flapping around would be counterproductive when dealing with insects. The vidya man's dress looks like it's practically designed to pick up ticks. You could acheive a similar or better effect with (pics related). Some of those outfits might even not broadcast that you're autistic.

If you're serious about protecting yourself then you just need to be sensible. Snakes a problem? Learn where they live and how to avoid them. Maybe invest in snake chaps if your region is really bad. Ticks? Insect repellent, tucked in light colored clothing, sanitize innawoods clothing after use, and check yourself. Worried about bear? Don't encourage them by leaving food around, carry a gun, and make noise. (I met a lady on a trail once who put a cowbell on her dog. Seemed weird at first but it was kind of genius. You could hear it from an impressive distance, sounded like a tinker going berserk with a tinning hammer.)


9a4946  No.649627

File: 977b85fc08a407c⋯.jpg (95.62 KB, 700x610, 70:61, 03e9e545b7b95fa080bba1a49d….jpg)

File: ac0444016634f08⋯.jpg (89.84 KB, 429x800, 429:800, swallowtail armor.jpg)

Are you married to the aesthetic or are you OK with Nipping out a little?


076952  No.649632

I'd suggest just using denim pants, denim jacket and gloves along with some spray. By the way what animals do you have in mind?


0a1099  No.649633

>>649623

This to the power of ∞.


fd5cc2  No.649637

Bites and scratches are ineffective against carpet. Make yourself a carpet robe.


eb8c0d  No.649639

>>649620

I will take this into consideration. Thank you.

>>649623

> LARPing this hard

I will not live forever. I am going to have as much fun as possible without anyone's consent.

>>649623

>>649632

Dogs primarily. We have a real problem with dogs that were never integrated into society. These dogs only know two kinds of people. Master and threat. I have no intention of bringing this issue to city counsel. They can continue to live in their hell hole not knowing the walls are falling down. I am looking out for only my best interests.

>>649623

>Some of those outfits might even not broadcast that you're autistic.

Thot repellent is a tool only appreciated by the initiated.

Here is my set up.

>Bandana covering my mouth, not mouth and nose, this detail is very important.

>Robe

>Christian cross necklace

>Leather forearm length gloves

>Long sleeve undershirt

>Bloused baggy cargo pants

>Boxer briefs

>Army boots

>Tube socks

Weapons

>MP3 player broadcasting monastic hymns as to show alpha dominance

>Katana as my sidearm hanging from my left rib, cord going across my chest and back.

>Kbar knife, not sure were to keep in though.

>I would really love to take my sheathed walking spear to really sell the mystic archetype. Given that it is weighty this will unfortunately be a no go until further notice.

>But muh dog lives matter

I hope I never have to draw blood of beast, but I come first.

>>649627

I honestly would have no issue wearing samurai armor, I just lack money.

>>649637

Sounds to good to be true.


fd5cc2  No.649641

>>649639

>too good to be true

Big downside is it might be too hot for many climates.


8d67fe  No.649644

File: ab5113a3172b4a2⋯.png (191.73 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>649639

Get some dog repellent. You can even keep your ridiculous theme going by using an aspergillum to dispense it.


eb8c0d  No.649645

>>649644

>Get some dog repellent.

I prefer to stay away from the chemical jew.

>You can even keep your ridiculous theme going by using an aspergillum to dispense it.

I don't even know who is jewing who?

Angry baptist attacking catholic who is really a baptist.

Or

Angry atheist attacking catholic who is really a baptist.


d3bb6c  No.649649

File: af2731abc7b1e13⋯.jpg (107.03 KB, 960x639, 320:213, 382282_10151257946780493_1….jpg)

>>649603

That ain't going to do shit, you retard.

Get some heavy work pants, that'll end up far better.

Otherwise, maybe look at some of the HEMA protective gear.


9a4946  No.649654

>>649639

>I honestly would have no issue wearing samurai armor, I just lack money.

You could always try to find someone to forge the kozane a small batch at a time and then learn to stitch it together yourself.


eb8c0d  No.649659

>>649649

My goal is to never get bit. You could argue they make pants that are thorn proof, but I have no knowledge of dog bite proof pants. I'm looking at snake proof pants right now, but they are quite expensive. And even then I'm on a budget. Hema gear isn't made for animal attacks. If it gets to the point I have to draw a weapon, a dog is going to be put down as soon as or before it gets a mouthful of cotton.

Yes it would be retarded to solely trust in the strength of cotton. But with proper footwork and a two-handed weapon I believe I can make up the difference.

>>649654

I wish life was that easy, fren.


b0c4a6  No.649704

File: 27938475790c921⋯.png (268.68 KB, 800x450, 16:9, efacf66a9187d2e4c69b66c288….png)

>>649645

>Angry baptist attacking catholic who is really a baptist.

The power of Sola Scriptura will solve this mystery


eb8c0d  No.649716

>>649704

>drawing mocking Anderson

>Anderson mocking audience

>drawing given for me

>using the term sola scripture

I'm lost to your point, but since you know what a aspergillum is I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you are a catholic.


a3d410  No.649718

So the witcher larper wants to go into the woods wearing a pair of khakis and a table cloth around his waist. He plans to fight off dogs with a two handed weapon and thinks he's going to "put down" a pack of strays who apparently attack people often enough to be considered dangerous.

Are you retarded or just play video games There's no difference? If your fat arse even goes into the woods and finds some stray dogs they will just walk away as you scream at them like a retard.


eb8c0d  No.649730

>>649718

I think we have a misunderstanding and you have got me all wrong.


1aab29  No.649732

>>649639

>Dogs primarily. We have a real problem with dogs that were never integrated into society.

I don't understand. Can't you just shoot the dogs that attack you? Like I get you want to be a monk and turn the other cheek and stuff, but even the saints never took no shit from animals.


f009a9  No.649769

>>649639

>KABAR

You know those are fucking shit, right? Just get a bowie knife, you LARPing faggot.


eb8c0d  No.649857

File: b89dfd32a10f7a1⋯.jpg (6.41 KB, 327x327, 1:1, 31Pta-R-NWL._AC_US327_QL65….jpg)

>>649732

It's just a personal choice, my czech fren. A major contributing factor why I don't carry a gun is because I am not confident in my gunfu.

>>649769

They are not shit.


54dd63  No.649859

So far you've outlined two separate and frankly incompatible goals; killing dogs and looking like a faggot. Pick one, and we can move forward with this admittedly entertaining thread.


56ef45  No.649866

File: 99b5a161c975741⋯.jpg (107.1 KB, 587x900, 587:900, french_ww1_reenactors.jpg)

>>649857

Why don't you dress up as a poilu? You get to wear a long coat and a long rifle with a long bayonet.


3b23b6  No.649868

Even shitty chink butted chainmail would be better than a robe.


6467ed  No.649869

File: 7c8b0ecd7a22fef⋯.jpg (33.08 KB, 450x299, 450:299, boar-spears.jpg)

>>649857

>wating to kill feral dogs with a knife

You know dogs have these things called teeth, right?

Might want to attach you stabby thing to a long piece of wood or metal so you can hurt the canine before Pibbles the feral Wolfhound-Pitbull mix decides your balls look great between his jaws.


eb8c0d  No.649883

>>649859

>two separate and frankly incompatible

Noonehasevertrieditandthatiswhyitisgoingtowork.jpg

>>649866

I hope you are genuine. There are some complications like gun, ammunition, import, I have no thigh high leather boots to compensate for a short wool coat, etc.

>>649868

Isn't chain mail only good against cuts and weak against stabs. I'm sure canine teeth could fit in chain links.

>>649869

My knife is at the bottom of my weapon dominance hierarchy. If I have to resort to the knife I have made grave errors.


b0c4a6  No.649890

File: 725ceb3ef856c81⋯.jpeg (48.36 KB, 750x508, 375:254, 0501208af08e1d641b50edfa5….jpeg)

>>649716

>you are a catholic

God gave me the power to shitpost, so shitpost i shall/


5515f6  No.649930

File: a4a6de6da840f60⋯.png (319.26 KB, 382x751, 382:751, ClipboardImage.png)

>>649883

>knife is at the bottom of my weapon dominance hierarchy

that doesn't make it any less useful in a fight, especially since this is a larping thread


3b23b6  No.649935

>>649883

>weak against stabs

You could use all your strength to thrust a sword into good chainmail and all you would achieve is push the other guy 2 feet backwards


eb8c0d  No.649936

>>649930

>that doesn't make it any less useful in a fight

Useful, but not ideal outside of a broom closet.

>larping thread

You will feel ashamed of your words & deeds when I prove to you I am the real deal.

>>649935

Oh I'm thinking wrong. Arrows are the ones that fuck up chainmail.


5515f6  No.649938

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1c84c9  No.649940

File: bb43626b4f12223⋯.png (495.17 KB, 614x615, 614:615, CIA NIGGER.png)

>>649936

I don't know what the fuck you're planning anon, but good luck and post results when you're done.


9a4946  No.649965

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File: ee4d4639b006cd5⋯.jpg (543.13 KB, 2480x1754, 1240:877, ArtbookBloodborne4_EdColec….jpg)

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File: 4a502682cba2ec0⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Image-bloodborne-screen-Gy….jpg)

>>649659

I guess another option is functional Bloodborne cosplay. Bonus points if you actually manage to construct a functioning trick weapon.


000000  No.650028

>>649639

>that greentext

10/10. Where are you OP? I'd like to join your party.


47b1de  No.650102

File: 8ad6b789b22c5ff⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 446x469, 446:469, whatamIreading.gif)

>inb4 news story gets posted here in a couple days about an autistic man in armor rampaging through a dog park with a katana


2479e5  No.655103

File: eacd00c3c5a4466⋯.jpg (17.71 KB, 260x260, 1:1, 1L8MmVPT.jpg)

>>649603

>wearing a robe

>protection against wild animal attacks

So, what exactly is the plan here? Is OP going innawoods to be a monk?


5cf5f9  No.655109

>>649603

What you want is an armored Hakama.

I'm sure some weeboo larping shop sell some.


60c633  No.655161

File: 31127a0bfc4e826⋯.jpg (85.36 KB, 600x831, 200:277, iron pagoda.jpg)

File: 4cdd7a309da8d68⋯.jpg (94.54 KB, 800x1159, 800:1159, azumi-8784817.jpg)

robes are top tier.

>you only need to buy one piece of clothing, letting you save money

>laundry becomes easy as it is just robe+ socks

>unisex

>fits all sizes

also, at this point, get yourself a short cape like pic related

>>649627

that scale hood is nice but iron pagoda looks better


f3dae9  No.655169

>>655161

>robe+ socks

<no undershorts

you uncivilized mongoloid


5a8738  No.655186

File: 6fb1f289acd4d87⋯.jpg (55.49 KB, 600x810, 20:27, fruity pebbles fucking ple….jpg)

>>649603

Anon, are you going to fight bears/gators/bucks/boars/crocs/large cats? If so, I thought of the same, and I salute you for it, and please report back. Make sure to bring a weapon.

Also, this >>649620

>>649639

>I hope I never have to draw blood of beast, but I come first.

>giving a shit at all, enough to say "I hope I never huwrt no abinmal :("

Oh wait never mind, fucking faggot. I hope you get mauled to death.


c6c7e1  No.656396

File: eeb4db17d1a7043⋯.jpg (418.94 KB, 1295x728, 185:104, 01.jpg)

I like this thread a lot. I love armor of all kinds. OP you need to make armor out of scrap sheet metal. buy tin snips, use a drill, or use a sturdy chisel or nail to punch out/ cut out sheet metal to wear as light armor. Alterativley you can use cloth strips and glue them together using a water/ flour mix glue to layer up on cloth and harden them into pieces of armor.


99c904  No.656402

File: 2efec844b193bc5⋯.jpg (260.45 KB, 1160x683, 1160:683, CavemanHunting-1160x683.jpg)

>>649603

Be like a caveman and make your armor out of the skin from the animals you have killed.


3709b7  No.657179

File: 7a17e490ca178a8⋯.jpg (8.55 KB, 237x213, 79:71, trash it.jpg)

>>649603

> against attacking animals

>no protection for your jugular


a6e9d4  No.658529

File: 2f0bf4923bd9302⋯.jpg (165.81 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 20190317.jpg)

>>649603

Capsican spray


29eca8  No.658983

>>657179

You could wear a spiked collar like a punk.




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