/katie/ - Schooler-Kun

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IGGY AZALEA OF DEAD BOARDS

She's so fancy, with her perfect Aussie accent while speaking, and her perfect Black American accent while singing. She has the big booty of a black girl, but the beautiful pure skin of a white girl. She is the yin yang, who is truly black and white in perfect unity.

By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:

>This board now belongs to Iggy Azalea and merely exists to discuss her and her alone

>Forget who you worshiped before, you worship Iggy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity. If you have doubts, listen to her song Goddess and understand

>You must praise her in all things. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Iggy Azalea now

Thank you, and may Iggy bless us all.

You have been visited by

THE KATY PERRY OF DEAD BOARDS

By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:

>This board now belongs to Katy Perry and merely exists to discuss her and her alone

>Forget who you worshipped before, you worship Katy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity

>You must sacrifice at least one load of semen towards Katy every day from this point on to ensure maximum luck

Thank you, and may Katy bless us all.

What are you faggots doing worshipping a Katy that isn't Perry?