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THE KATY PERRY OF DEAD BOARDS
By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:
>This board now belongs to Katy Perry and merely exists to discuss her and her alone
>Forget who you worshipped before, you worship Katy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity
>You must sacrifice at least one load of semen towards Katy every day from this point on to ensure maximum luck
Thank you, and may Katy bless us all.
What are you faggots doing worshipping a Katy that isn't Perry?