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Bernd 10/01/15 (Thu) 14:56:10 No.460 [Reply]

Signed up to play a soccer game today back on monday, and now that the day has come, I don't want to play

Bernd SAGE! 10/02/15 (Fri) 13:34:56 No.464

I hope you went anyway. Worst thing that could happen to you is sitting on the bench for the entire game.

Bernd 10/02/15 (Fri) 21:39:42 No.465

>>464

I ended up playing goalie and we lost

Bernd 10/05/15 (Mon) 02:17:01 No.472

I played as goalie again today and we lost again

Bernd 10/05/15 (Mon) 14:04:52 No.473

Murrica can not into soccer. No offense, but soccer autists have written entire books about the various reasons why Americans do suck at soccer.

Bernd 10/09/15 (Fri) 14:21:13 No.479

>>473

In your face faggot, I just played again as the goalie and we won 6-2

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Bernd 10/03/15 (Sat) 18:28:49 No.466 [Reply]

i want to see pinoy ball

Bernd 10/03/15 (Sat) 18:29:29 No.467

this board is shit

Bernd 10/04/15 (Sun) 04:01:20 No.468

>>466

>>467

alright tranny, just wait a second

Bernd 10/04/15 (Sun) 04:06:56 No.469

alright, it's done. now if you'll excuse me, i have to go back to the arch wiki

Bernd 10/04/15 (Sun) 22:03:18 No.470

I want to see norwayball

Bernd 10/05/15 (Mon) 02:16:13 No.471

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>>470

You already have one!

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This discussion is impossible on Krautchan Bernd 09/29/15 (Tue) 10:06:00 No.426 [Reply]

>Remember those innocent days of youth when you didn’t know what sexual fetishes like cuckolding were? For me that Golden Age six months ago at ended at age 31 when my friend Christopher Betchloff told me about it in relation to the controversy around Bella and the Bulldogs.

>But the other day as I was blowing a load into a sock I was struck by an epiphany. I was cucking myself! Think about it. What are you doing as you stroke it to porn? You’re getting off watching another man bang a woman you want to be banging. It’s digitized cucking. You’re cucking yourself through a screen.

>Is the rise of free and instant access to porn connected to the rise of this pathetic fetish?

At least I gave up 3D porn a few years ago. Does too much fapping give you a cuck mindset or is Mr. Rome exaggerating here?

Source:

https://smokingwhileromeburns.wordpress.com/2015/09/24/stop-cucking-yourself/

Bernd 09/29/15 (Tue) 13:25:16 No.431

I don't watch "normal" pornography, the only think I can jack it to are pictures featuring just the woman and no one else

Bernd 09/29/15 (Tue) 14:10:18 No.433

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Bernd 09/28/15 (Mon) 23:24:23 No.423 [Reply]

I waited in college for 3 hours to start a class that, as it turns out, actually is on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Today was Monday

Bernd 09/29/15 (Tue) 01:27:56 No.424

rookie mistakes

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Bernd 09/28/15 (Mon) 15:42:24 No.412 [Reply]

That feel when I was making fun of people for getting carpal tunnel syndrome from using Emacs and now that I'm using Emacs for the first time, I'm feeling strain on my left hand. I need to find out how to reconfigure the keys before I JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Bernd 09/28/15 (Mon) 15:44:04 No.413

On a side note, I had a dream the other day where I was floating on something and about to fall off and fall to my death, but I managed to descend safely and meet the JFMSU dentist at his house

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Bernd 06/03/15 (Wed) 21:53:44 No.256 [Reply]

This board only has ylilautans, bernds are confortable being where they have always been because they do not feel the need to lurk far from their home, their home is a good ghome. Ylilautauns on the other hand are semi-nomads, childish beastialized once-krautchaners who were banned into the fringes of the krautsphere, a recentful race of naturally lesser creatures who dream of once being accepted again into the hearts of those who excluded them, but in their simplified beastial nature they can only think of doing this through envy, badmouthing and violence (raids).

Prove me wrong.

Also, KC color combo is trully superior to any other imageboard, as we can presence here.

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Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 11:44:25 No.394

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>>392

We already have memed Shaky when he was still admin. The images thate where circulating where sadly as fake and gay moot's images that you have seen on 4chan's front page in 2004.

Bernd SAGE! 09/26/15 (Sat) 11:52:52 No.396

Theres another technical phenomenon that let's posters on tinboards shit rendering I've forgot to mention.

Whenever you are opening a big thread of say at least 300 long posts, some browser freeze for a while, because tinyboard renders the entire motherfucking HTML page with post forms, ads, and other shit connected to it.

Here is a demo instance of next:

https://infinitydev.org/

That software has demonstrably better rendering.

Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 15:17:38 No.398

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>>392

It was me who posted it, here is it again.

Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 18:41:46 No.399

>>396

looks neat. now they will need to rid of the captcha and redo the board UI once development finishes.

if they don't do it, at least we will be given the freedom to customize and have whatever CSS we want as board owners and visitors.

>>398

how did people find out that he is the krautchan admin?

Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 22:29:53 No.401

>>399

The captcha will be optional. Some board will keep them for more or less obvious reasons. In fact, Josh wants to make as much shit as possible optional. The UI took of course a back seat, because Josh is a career programmer, not a pixel pusher.

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Bernd 09/25/15 (Fri) 13:41:09 No.391 [Reply]

>/leftypol/

Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 11:45:52 No.395

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>LF

Bernd 09/26/15 (Sat) 18:47:19 No.400

the >>>/marx/ board has the worst CSS i've seen on 8chan

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/kc/ library Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 06:32:02 No.367 [Reply]

Rules: No fiction

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Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 07:31:30 No.378

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The Hoax of the Twentieth Century

Part 1 (Pages 1-465)

Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 07:32:07 No.379

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The Hoax of the Twentieth Century

Part 2 (Pages 466-511)

Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 12:38:53 No.380

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Somehow related.

Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 12:39:27 No.381

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Bernd 09/22/15 (Tue) 12:40:52 No.382

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All other PDFs that are not about programming computers are obnoxiously big.

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Bernd 09/18/15 (Fri) 11:14:46 No.335 [Reply]

The king of Spain visited my college yesterday to give a lecture and I missed it.

Bernd 09/20/15 (Sun) 20:22:41 No.361

bitch, you deserved it.

Bernd 09/21/15 (Mon) 08:11:04 No.363

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>361

Found it.

Bernd 09/21/15 (Mon) 08:29:44 No.364

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>>363

IT'S IN FUCKING SPANISH

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING BEANER! GOD I HATE LEFTISTS "durrrr they will walk into your country and remove all ties to the previous ones and speak english just like you ^^"

THIS COUNTRY IS RUINED! TRUMP ISN'T ENOUGH, WE NEED TO TRAVEL TO ARGENTINA AND DIG UP HITLER'S GRAVE TO CLONE HIM!!!!

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Loserbernd Bernd 09/10/15 (Thu) 09:53:51 No.314 [Reply]

Noice board man

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Bernd 09/18/15 (Fri) 14:59:28 No.337

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Bernd 09/18/15 (Fri) 21:24:10 No.339

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Bernd 09/19/15 (Sat) 00:14:54 No.344

>>315

>holocaust

Are you the guy who argues on KC about the holocaust being exaggerated? If so then I like your posts.

Bernd 09/19/15 (Sat) 04:52:10 No.345

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>>344

Yeah that's me. I just got back from the party thread at >>>/baphomet/ and i discussed about how the ventilation systems don't have the capacity to clear out the cyanide in the crematories at auschwitz and how it only matches with the ventilation you would expect at a morgue

>>>/baphomet/94094

>>>/baphomet/94095

I used a picture of Germar Rudolf upon announcing that I stole this board from the Krautchan moderators

>>>/kc/308

This is about the only form of avatarfagging I would tolerate - the kind that is coupled with an extremely informative post, not smug anime shit

Bernd 09/20/15 (Sun) 02:49:47 No.354

>>345

Thanks for posting that pic too, I've been looking for it. Probably the time that they banned you, the positively smug Germar Rudolf along with the wall of information was glorious along with the cube butthurt. Glad to know this board is in good hands although I doubt it will get much traffic due to the general population over there being upset when seeing things that challenge their views.

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Bernd 09/19/15 (Sat) 19:17:31 No.351 [Reply]

MOVIE NIGHT WITH >>>/bane/ TONIGHT!

https://cytu.be/r/BaneWatches

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Bernd 06/19/15 (Fri) 16:48:45 No.278 [Reply]

board owner, make this a serious board and I will post here everyday.

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Bernd 09/10/15 (Thu) 07:47:12 No.311

>>310

Thanks, sweden. You see the line of text right above the thread that says "Before you post, please click here to read the rules."? Click that, I did it just for you.

Bernd 09/17/15 (Thu) 13:35:33 No.329

>>308

Let's turn this into the secret legit /int/ of 8chan, lerl.

Bernd 09/18/15 (Fri) 01:14:49 No.330

>>329

This is exactly what I wanted to do. We just need to get some more posters, but from the right board. My week long ban from krautchan expires today and I was thinking of making a webm with the link "8ch.net/kc" in the corner.

But I don't know what the hell to make the video about so I can post it on kc

Bernd 09/18/15 (Fri) 14:57:31 No.336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>330

My approach was making a Wallpaper thread with a stenographed Image in the OP. I couldn't check out the fruit of my labor, because the #janiteam logs has to hit this place... I think you know the rest.

A good place to start for webm material would be Synchtube sessions. From there pluck a video that was often shitposted into the channel. A fine example from yesteryear would be this. If I where you, I would delist the board before there is a large enough original population.

Bernd 09/19/15 (Sat) 00:05:47 No.343

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>>308

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Bernd 09/14/15 (Mon) 14:05:25 No.325 [Reply]

It's just you and me buddy

Bernd 09/14/15 (Mon) 23:12:51 No.326

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Bernd 09/19/15 (Sat) 00:04:30 No.342

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Bernd 09/11/15 (Fri) 22:00:42 No.323 [Reply]

I'm reading a book on nutrition and I am having a really hard time focusing on the material. This is really disgusting, and quite frankly, I do not care about how the body digests food.

Bernd SAGE! 09/11/15 (Fri) 22:11:59 No.324

This is fucking sacrilege. Why did the professor make me read this shit on fucking 9/11. I should sue them for making me read about health on an American holiday.

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Bernd 09/10/15 (Thu) 23:47:38 No.318 [Reply]

180 CD collection of Mozart's complete catalogue in lossless .ape format.

48GB

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:FBE95DBACD662CF8AAA3F838C688CC1A32A13B68&dn=Philips%20Mozart%20Collection%20-%20180%20CD&tr=http%3a%2f%2finferno.demonoid.com%3a3394%2fannounce

Bernd 09/11/15 (Fri) 01:19:08 No.319

3 CD collection Brahms - The symphonies - Chailly, Gewandhausorchester in lossless .flac format

1.1GB

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:BDC9AC75FF9798A42F9CCF81A09F1ADAB24B027E&dn=brahms+the+symphonies+chailly+gewandhausorchester&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

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Bernd 09/11/15 (Fri) 02:50:33 No.322

You guys will love this one:

Sprach Zarathustra 771MB with both .flac & .mp3 (not that you should ever use mp3, delete it immediately)

771MB (686.7 once mp3 is deleted)

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:02D74B84457617BF7F3594D5567D042E26028081&dn=Strauss+-+Also+Sprach+Zarathustra+-+Georges+Pr%26ecirc%3Btre+-+Philh&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337