1. Please read the new rules at: https://8ch.net/kc/rules.html
2. Say hi to our new volunteers, Fredrick_of_One and Kuiper911!
3. To our Russian friends: you can bypass the putinwall with this tool. https://github.com/ValdikSS/GoodbyeDPI (Windows version) https://github.com/bol-van/zapret (Linux version)
4. The applications for volunteers are still open. https://8ch.net/kc/applications.html
metal in Munchen
hey guys, I am moving to munchen, and for sure there is tons of metal gigs and concert but I can not find any fb page or webpage, where are those concerts and gigs promoted, so if you now about something please let me know! (especially black metal) /,,/
Some Americans may have felt uneasy 35 years ago when DUI laws, DWI checkpoints, seatbelt laws, and car liability insurance laws were started, but most people felt that the experts must be right.
Pro-police state shows like "COPS" and "America's Most Wanted" were then aired, neighborhood watch groups were formed, "get tough on crime" candidates were elected, and laws allowing mandatory minimums, IMBRA, 3 strikes laws, curfews, police militarization, teen boot camps, school metal detectors, private prisons, and chain gangs were enacted.
Nanny state smoking laws then started appearing.
When 9/11 happened, the Patriot Act was passed, NSA wiretapping, no knock raids, take down notices, no fly lists, terror watch lists, Constitution free zones, stop and frisk, kill switches, National Security Letters, DNA databases, kill lists, FBAR, FATCA, Operation Chokepoint, TSA groping, civil forfeiture, CIA torture, NDAA indefinite detention, secret FISA courts, FEMA camps, laws requiring passports for domestic travel, IRS laws denying passports for tax debts, gun and ammo stockpiles, laws outlawing protesting, Jade Helm, sneak and peek warrants, policing for profit, no refusal blood checkpoints, license plate readers, redlight cameras, speed cameras, FBI facial and voice recognition, tattoo databases, gun bans, the end to the right to silence, free speech bans, searches without warrants, CISPA, SOPA, private prison quotas, supermax prisons, FOSTA, sex offender registration laws, and sex offender restriction laws were allowed.
Now that the USA is a total police state, Americans are finding out that changing anything is impossible and that freedom is lost forever.
RUSSOPHOBIA during the WORLD CUP
It starts tomorrow! Which means the Russophobia is coming boys! ErnstChan was shut down by Merkel because we exposed the anti-Russian agenda of the media. What are we going to do about it?
Pro tip: Don't say anything bad about Killary or you will be found hanging in your hotel room like Anthony Bourdain.
Where is everybody?
Get your balls out boys it's time to stretch your legs!
Time for the beautiful game: https://www.fifa.com/worldcup/
https://www.techspot.com/news/74150-chinese-police-use-facial-recognition-tech-identify-suspect.html
>The use of facial recognition technology in surveillance cameras is common in China, with systems found everywhere from streets, to bus stations, to grocery stores, and airports. Chinese police say they recently used the technology to identify then arrest a man at a music venue attended by over 50,000 other people.
>The 31-year-old suspect, who has only been identified by his surname, Ao, was attending a concert by Hong Kong singer Jacky Cheung with his wife and friends last week. The South China Morning Post reports that Ao was shocked when police approached and led him away for “economic crimes.”
Soon getting soon
Am I really that weird for refusing to marry a woman who is not a virgin? I just don't see how it's reasonable to expect a man to give up his freedom and spend his whole life loving and providing for a woman who had sex with other guys before him. And the idea of being her 27th lover makes it impossible for me to take the relationship seriously.
Toxic feminism
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44800145
>During Russia 2018 photographic agency Getty Images published a photo gallery of "the hottest fans at the World Cup" featuring exclusively young women.
>The gallery was later removed by Getty, who said that it was a "regrettable error in judgement" and that an internal investigation would be made.
New EU flag law
Starting 1 January 2019, every EU member country will require the 12 EU stars on their flag. The positions of the EU stars have already been codified for each country's flag (I'll post some examples). Flags not containing the EU stars will still be legal to fly through to 1 January 2020.
<“We pushed through the incorporation of the EU flag onto car registration plates in the late 90s and no-one kicked up a fuss, so, to many members this seems a logical next step.
<“Some expressed concern that Britain might kick back a little, but usually it’s just a lot of huffing and puffing in your parliament then Brussels pushes through the legislation it wants.”
<Critics view the move as the clearest sign yet the EU plans a full United States of Europe. Some of the newer, smaller EU states are believed to be keen on the idea and German EU diplomats are pushing for the move.
What do you think of the change?
Russian Bernd here. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Moscow oblast.
We're gonna jack cars. I know how to get into a car, I know how to start it, where to get the equipment necessary and how to forge documents to sell the car for a little less than it's market price.
I've been around cars for as long as I remember.
Frankly, I'm sick of my life and of my $1k/month salary. It's no way to live for me. Time to change that. If you feel the same way we can work something out.
Здравствуйте /kc/, my name is Vladimir Borisov da Silva.
I'm a 27 year old Brazilian Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I work and labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking vodka and playing superior Soviet games (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis).
I train with my Автомат Калашникова every day, this superior weapon can pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Автомат license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Москва to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Завод Калашникова or a vodka drinker!
I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Россия!
Formel 1 / Formula 1
Ratiere Vettels neue Frisur. Rate Vettel's new haircut.
Werden es Vettel und/oder Ferrari diesmal zum Fahrertitel / Konstrukteurstitel schaffen? Are Vettel or Ferrari going to win the F1 championship for driver / constructor?
Oder wird die Scuderia sogar von Red Bull mit dem jungen Verstappen überholt?
Im ersten Training fuhr Hamilton im Mercedes ja wieder mal Kreise um die Ferraris. Um Lichtjahre überlegen.
Wie gefällt der neue HALO-Cockpitschutz? How do you like the new HALO protection system? Titanium, 7 kg.
\KC\
Krautchan (KC) is like the modern day west
It's not based on anything, it can't be defined, so it's not exclusionary enough to keep the turds out and because of that it's becoming shit.
What is the point of KC? Saying it's a board for "discussions" is like saying western civilization is about "democracy and freedom". It doesn't give purpose and bring in high-iqs and it doesn't keep out morons with vague values like that!
e-Life
Is everyone else as tired of the internet as I am? I haven't found anything remotely entertaining on it in about 7 years.
Maybe in the future high IQ people will be the only ones having real lives and children and low IQ morons who find internet memes and clips entertaining will be sitting around chatting about nothing until they eventually die out.
Empire State Donald
Happy 4th of July!
"Think like a mountain, grow to the top"
Donald Trump is seeking to expand his powers as a president. He wants to build a marvelous wall. In order to succeed in his unquenchable passion, he needs a League of Humans to help him craft the wall. Could Trump build the wall of his dreams?
G7 Summit
Bernd please analyze this photo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RegSprecher/status/1005475391920844801/photo/1
>Steffen Seibert Verified Account
>@RegSprecher
>Zweiter Tag des #G7-Gipfels in Kanada: Beratungen am Rande der offiziellen Tagesordnung #G7Charlevoix pic.twitter.com/5GiGF6zTHr https://t.co/5GiGF6zTHr
>08:43 - 9. Juni 2018
Death to coolness.
The nigger concept of "coolness"/itutu has had a devastating effect on western culture. Before the idea of "cool" was introduced, the social ambition of white people was to be seen as being dignified. Now most young white people think being "cool" is the most important ambition and think that being uncool is a negative thing.
Exfoliate your opinions...
kIM WITH HER
Who could have thought that the first American president to ever meet the leader of North Korea would be our very own madame president Hillary Rodham Clinton?🤩⭐️🌼✨
Madame presidents meeting with Kim Jong-Un has been going swimmingly, world politics is getting a much needed feminine touch. Kim even promised to make the next North Korean leader a woman.👌🏿🌸✨❤️
This meeting has been so long overdue, thank goodness we have our madame president to promote peaceful nonviolent resolutions in a non threatening womanly way.💁🏿⭐️✨🌸
Jesus Christ imagine how badly drumpf could of screwed things up. That is, considering he ever had a chance at becoming president in the first place.
KARMA IS A BITCH
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GET FUCKED
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GET FUCKED
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KARMA IS A BITCH
Americanism
Why do Americans blame "the government" for all their problems?
Take this for example:
https://youtu.be/Mak252eVB5o?t=8m54s
(its only about a min to watch)
Why can't Americans make the nuance of politicians making bad policies but instead go full retard about "oh no ebul governments always spend money wrong"?
https://william-o-romine-jr.blog/2017/02/03/william-ottis-romine-jr/
>At the time this post is made [6/4/2018] Taylor Swift and I have never personally met; she has only met my identify theft impersonator [my brother; a member of the KKK; 407 Long Branch Way, Canton, GA 30115] as part of the professional psychological warfare the Mafia [Galardi family], white supremacists [KKK], and their supporters are waging on me with the identity theft pulled on me. I am still here Taylor Swift, Priyanka Chopra, Selena Gomez, Rihanna Fenty, and others [if you can learn how to love, again, after the shit that has gone on] [monogamously or non-monogamously; I am a former hippie [used to communal living] and the scientist who developed the concepts behind the [now available] AIDS vaccine and the cocktail chemotherapy]. That was my brother who [summer, 2016] drove up to Nashville, Tennessee and sexually molested Taylor Swift [claiming to be me via identity theft] and then claimed to “set Taylor Swift free” from our relationship [which never existed with the real me but which existed with my brother [the KKK member], who Taylor Swift dated via identity theft, thinking that he was me].
Is this guy insane or a genius?
How has bernd life changed since death of kc
For better or for worse
the good
1.I stopped drinking(although I am drunk now for first time since)
2.I stopped making ISIS webms, and I barely even follow ISIS propaganda at all anymore
3. I haven't seen a naked tranny or gay porn in two months
the bad
(nothing)
World Refugee Day
Happy World Refugee Day /kc/.
Today we reflect upon the fact that we have lost our home Krautchan. We remember the Serious Discussions. The Bernds who came and left. That which cannot be recovered. Gone like memories in the wind.
Our home. Our Krautchan.
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>wake up at midnight because unemployed piece of shit
>decide to go to convenient store to get munchies at around 3AM
>very dark except for street lights
>happening senses tingling
>see a hooded figure in front of house, in pitch black area
>figure it's a tree, but as I approach he runs to the house he is standing in front of
>motion sensor light goes on, his ravioli fell out of the can for being spotted by a stupid motion sensor light
>keep walking wondering wtf why is some hooded guy standing on the sidewalk at 3AM
>beings to follow me
>not at street light so surrounded by darkness and heart is racing from dank joints I smoked before going outside
>once I hit a street light I turn around and look at him, to make sure he knows I know he's following me
I stopped going to the convenience store because there was 5 kids arguing outside of it, at 3AM and my heatenings was too much.
So I'm walking back, empty handed and I see the guy breaking into a car.
I think he was going to mug me if I didn't turn around when he was following me, I wish I could've trayvon martin'd him
I'm utterly incompetent at everything I do. I always fail hard everytime and bring shame to my name in whatever endeavours I set myself to do.
Because of that, I resort to imageboards to share my feelings with other losers and try to build a little bit of self-esteem by laughing at dumb nihilistic memes.
(female) Teacher/Professor
http://contentodays.com/lady-oksana-neveselaya-from-belarus-is-considered-as-worlds-hottest-teacher/
I just realized that the primary purpose of having kids is so that you can anchor your woman to yourself so she doesn't whore herself to an endless supply of young and athletic 18-28yo men as easily.
Fuck, I wish someone had told me this and I hadn't started my testosterone medication that kills my fertility. If my soon 30yo self manages to get a gf she will probably cheat with younger men.
Today is the Anniversary of D-Day
Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force:
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months.
The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.
But THIS is the year 1944. Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The Free Men of the World are marching together to victory.
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.
Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
God Bless America
God Bless Europe
God Bless the Free World
God Bless Liberty
God Bless DEMOCRACY!
God Bless those who fought for it then and fight for it now so that all the world is free.
BIBLE
http://biblehub.com/psalms/37-11.htm
"But the humble will inherit the land And will delight themselves in abundant prosperity."
People
Go outside and meet bernds like you and create a bernd niche. There should be a safety zone for bernds in every city
Do not sit on the computer and accept this is all that life has to offer. This stupid troll culture started because we went online to get away from the pain, but that wasn't a tenable long term strategy. It doesn't work
test
http://nedaja.aja.ir/Portal/home/?album/364052/364534/1495972/------------
I can read literary works in my language dating back to the 13th century without much difficulty, because modern Italian is based in large part on the dialect that has been spoken in Florence for hundreds of years (and hasn't changed much). How far back in time can you go before your language becomes unrecognisable and you need a translation?
kc tier autism
I wanted to post this in the map thread, but it already died.
This is a racial chart of the Americas and Caribbean. Blue is White, red is Indian and green is everything else: usually black, Asian in Canada/US and East Indian in some of the Caribbean countries. I didn't think about Asians when I started making the graph.
I obtain the percentages by counting mulattos as half black and half white, mestizo as half white and half indian, zambos/pardos as half black and half indian.
Notes:
-Grenada, Barbados and Saint Kitts and Nevis (SKN) are in the same point, the same goes for Antigua and Barbuda (AAB) and Saint Vincent and Grenadines (SVG).
-I mostly used census data when available, and genetic data when it was needed (like the 4% white Haiti).
-"Mixed" people, when otherwise unspecified, are assumed to be mulattos. This may overextimate the black component and underestimate the indian one. Guyana has a bizarre location, not because of the subcontinentals (counted with the blacks), but because it has 10% natives, no whites, and the mixed population was counted as zambos.
-It's more likely that white admixture is understated rather than overstated, because for ex. someone 3/4th black will identify as black, but someone who is 3/4th white may not identify as white. If a country has a mestizo majority, but whites outnumber indians, then it will count as being more then 50% white.
-USA is complicated and I put two points (black and red) corresponding to different assumptions. For the black point: the white score comes from non-hispanic whites, half of the 3.2% mixed-race (which I assumed to be mulattos), half of the hispanic whites, and 20% of the blacks (from genetic studies); the indian score comes from natives, half of the "other race" (WP says they're mestizos), and half of the hispanic whites; the black score comes from 80% of the blacks, Asians, and half of the mixed-race population. In the red point I assume hispanic whites to count as whites (they do in the other countries, after all).
TL;DR the difference is whether white hispanics are assumed to be whites or mestizos/Mexicans
-Due to how the chart is made points tend to clump together at the border and be sparser in the middle, and when one of the ancestries is low (like blacks in SA) it's hard to see how much there is. The scale should not be linear, something like a logarhythmic one, but for percentage values.
Also, it was made with a shitty ruler so it's not going to be very precise. The area with black USA, Brazil and Cuba especially is messy.
Are Bernadettes still not welcome here? This is still the most KC tier offshoot, Ernst is too serious and lacks the wittiness and humour of old KC, Kohl is more like Ylilauta with people posting their stream of consciousness and 0 serious discussions, this place would be perfect without the stupid anti gay and anti bernadette rules.
This board is so naive. You don't even see the real liberal agenda
>promote interracial sex
>grandparents quietly accept the mutt offspring but secretly dying inside of shame
>spike in baby boomer early deaths from diseases related to stress
>social security burden is reduced, funding crisis is pushed back a few years
This is so obvious but you refuse to see
Jokes
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Everyone turns and looks at them.
The yuppies, college students, and fat lesbians instantly form an angry mob of militant atheists and attack the hateful priest. He has pieces of his clothes and hair ripped off and barely escapes with his life.
The rabbi pays no attention and sits down and asks the bartender if he has kosher drinks and cups.
Obviously the answer is no. He responds he'll sue for religious intolerance and get the bar shut down by the city or drive it into bankruptcy through lawyer fees.
So the bartender gives him some expensive organic Bavarian beers on the house and gets everyone else in the bar to chip in $425 worth of cash donations to the Rabbi for renovations of the Holocaust museum.
America is the only place where I've seen widespread cultural appropriation, probably because their lack of culture.
Culture to Americans is getting an AR-15 at 18 and going to the wal-shart every Sunday (which is totally okay, but the only people who are insecure about this are the Americans).
My picture demonstrates it clearly but I will provide other (cringey) examples.
>My great great great grandfathers uncles cousin was German and Irish, so I hang both flags in my bedroom
>I watched a documentary on the yugoslav war in the 90s so I begged my father to buy me a yugo mauser
^ The firearms enthusiasts are the worst ones, they will buy a European gun and then pretend they know more about the country than it's own residents.
>I learned a few Japanese words from my animes, surely I am prepared to go to Japan and meet the woman of my dreams
I could go on but you get it.
if this post angers you, you're probably an American who's never been outside of NA.
This is news in Argentina
town captivated by dog who stares at wall
-for the past 3 days a dog nicknamed "chicho" has been staring at a wall in the town of General Roca, Río Negro
-many neighbors have approached him to take pictures and film him and discover why he is captivated by the wall. a video of the dog staring at the wall has received over 1000 comments on facebook.
-the locals theorize the dog might be experiencing a supernatural apparition
video:
https://www.clarin.com/sociedad/insolito-caso-chicho-perro-lleva-dias-mirando-pared_0_BkOt80KyX.html
Today I was reminded of the time an ex girlfriend gave money to a homeless person, he cited that his wife was in the hospital and he needed money for bus fair to reach the hospital.
This was an obvious lie, and after she gave him money I gave her a funny look, perhaps she was only giving him money to validate her own ego.
I think I was reminded of this because I was watching a video on Youtube called "What homeless women do during their periods", and all of these women looked like drug addict degenerates blaming their parents and the government for their situation.
Then that made me think, letting people alleviate their responsibility for a situation is dangerous, it makes them careless.
K-On is coming back in a month's time.
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2018-06-08/new-k-on-manga-launches-in-july/.132637
At the store I was compelled by my ancestral autistic Nordic genes to buy canned Herring. Today I ate them. They were bretty good. I was surprised that the bones were edible. I'm not sure if I would like it or not if it came without the sauce. Only 17g of protein in that can though, chicken is still more efficient for gainz. Anyway, how does Bernd prepare their herring or other assorted canned meats?
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/08/us/anthony-bourdain-obit/index.html
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
I need a girlfriend? How can I find one
Give me a solution to find a girlfriend in a simplest another easy method.
You /kc are different. Help me don't be like /pol.
Remember I am not left or right wing.
I am lonely and need a girlfriend.
Will go out once you give me good working advice
Poland is CUTE
CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOmUU0RXKUc
What the fuck is this about
It is possible, therefore, for us to drink untreated rainwater. This is because rainwater is pure, distilled water evaporated from the sun - nothing else
Most rainwater is safe to drink. Actually, rain water is the water supply for much of the world's population. The levels of pollution, pollen, mold, and other contaminants are low -- possibly lower than your public drinking water supply.
2018
Why aren't you collecting rain water to drink?
Shitty Russian beer is better than shitty NA beer crazy isn't it?
Our beer in Canada is only marginally better than USA, but only because we don't all drink bud light, man that shits like warm urine.
Here if you're an alcoholic you drink really cheap high alcohol beer that tastes like gasoline, admittedly there was a time in my life I drank this sort of stuff and never again...
What kind of beer do you drink?
Can any of you science nerds explain this?
I keep seeing huge spiders in my basement. So I spray them with WD40 and light them on fire. Now I know WD40 is flammable in air, but not on the basement floor. But for some reason the combination of the WD40 and the spider, makes them explode. With a loud pop. What makes it do that?
Help me /int/. I'm a girl who was raised by white nationalist parents. They raised me in a community of other white nationalists, and taught me the importance of the existence of the white race. Even my friends, the guys I date and almost everyone in my social circle are white nationalists.
But ever since I hit puberty, I've always been very attracted to black men. They just exude this, natural, spontaneous magnetic sexuality that makes my panties wet. Their beautiful dark chocolate skin, their large robust frame, their ripped, muscular physiques, their primal, masculine facial features, and their confident, aggressive bad boy swagger. I just can't help myself but to sleep with them.
The sex is always amazing. Their dicks are large, and they can last the whole night long. They fuck with this raw, passionate energy, they have great rhythm and their dominance in bed just makes me feel like a real woman. I come countless of times each time I have sex with a black guy, something that none of the white boys I dated have ever been able to do.
I don't want to lose my friends and family over this, and I do have a white nationalist boyfriend at the moment. He's sweet, and he supports me and gives me money, but he just doesn't turn me on sexually. I don't wanna hurt him since he treats me pretty good, but once in a while I get that craving for my fix of black men.
I can still be a white nationalist while doing this once in a while, right? I mean, everybody's got their vices. And it's not like I'm breeding with them. I'm on the pill, so technically it's not racemixing.
So my country finally ended, bernds.
The 5th republic is finally in its last days. Truck drivers entered a strike and there is no more gas on gas stations, food on supermarkets is also disappearing, as well as medicine in pharmacies.
But you can still choose what our fate will be as a country.
Roll.
Should I get help?
Hi, maybe you know me as the guy who thought he will die because he put a bag of BOTOX in his face. I have a severe case of chemophobia, and the worst thing is that I study chemstry. For example, last time I was handeling a little bit of a X chem. I knew that the concetration of it woudnt make me harm, anyway I started to have heatenings and all kinds of thoughts to the point that I had to go to the fume hood. I made a shitty excuse to my lab mates yet they all knew it was because I am a fucking coward. Now I was cleaning rat shit, and suddenly I started to feel heatenings. I know that such small ammount in a open space woudnt make me harm, yet I thought I was feeling fiber and shit. Another rat story: When I was out walking on I thought I would contract rat fiber if I go to the very "wild". Also, weeks ago when I discover a descomposed, black hard coffe weeks ago, I thought that, just by looking it, I could inhale a toxic fungi or shit, and then started to feel heatenings.
Almost every fucking month I think I will die from a weird sickness or intoxication and it is driving me fucking INSANEEEEEEEEEE.
Please help I dont want to be a coward anymore. Tanks.
>be me, an English graduate
>a group of (seemingly) Italian cuties talking near me at a railway station
>Find the balls to speak to them, they turn out to be Spanish
>Spill your spaghetti and utter some barely-coherent sentences in broken English
W-well at least I did it, right? :DDD
I have released a new ambient/drone/noise/soundscapes/experimental album, it goes by the name "Music Catalogue 2; Sequential Transition/Progressive Ambient Jazzcore".
If you want to listen to it, here is the link to the playlist which contains all of the songs.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMjVHM4lWVzzHXqIIwyr4h02jTRiREvlR
If you want to listen to the prequel which goes by the name "Jazz Pieces; Music Catalogue 1", it's here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMjVHM4lWVzwmBPOIg8hDt7WqRphD_Q5p
Furthermore I'm currently working on the third installment.
PS: don't listen to the other stuff on the channel, it's imitation and trash.
German woman becomes black.
"My baptism to the African woman"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skWGa2ArSi8
scroll down for description and priceless knee-grow comments
Self-criticism is not healthy
Think about it this way: How much better might it feel to take a breath after making a mistake, rather than berating ourselves?
“All you have to do is think of going to a friend,” Dr. Neff said. “If you said, ‘I’m feeling fat and lazy and I’m not succeeding at my job,’ and your friend said, ‘Yeah, you’re a loser. Just give up now. You’re disgusting,’ how motivating would that be?”
This is the linchpin of being kinder to ourselves: Practice what it feels like to treat yourself as you might treat a friend. In order to trade in self-abuse for self-compassion, it has to be a regular habit.
So the next time you’re on the verge of falling into a shame spiral, think of how you’d pull your friend back from falling in, and turn that effort inward. If it feels funny the first time, give it second, third and fourth tries.
And if you forget on the fifth, remember: Four tries is a lot better than zero. source: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/22/smarter-living/why-you-should-stop-being-so-hard-on-yourself.html
Is the internet dying?
I've been an anon since Gamergagte 2014. My state college's newspaper, run by virulent leftists of course, ran a piece at the time about gamergate being a "misogynistic embarassment," so I looked into it and found 4chan and 8chan. As everyone must know by now, 8chan's activity has collapsed since then, but besides 4chan, it feels like all the alt-chans, or the ones that are left, are basically dead. I mean endchan has absolutely no activity now, all the great /intl/ boards are dead, and there's really only mewch and wizardchan. This makes me really sad.
What's worse
To live in a globalist dictatorship where you have no choice or freedom like in the EU. You better welcome the refugees or the government will have to welcome you to them.
To live in a perpetual war fake republic where you can choose between insane social engineers with a thing for societal suicide or warmongering iq 89 retards who can't agree on anything other than bombing some poor nation.
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Worst job ever:
Truck driver
"Your crazy! I slept in a truck for 12 years! The temp in truck always changes even with the heat or cooling system when the truck is off! It's real loud around you at times cause your at backhalls or in a shitty place. People always pounding on your door for any reason possible! Hookers do this to! Your tracked 24 hrs a day and the truck tells you how to drive in 10 diff ways and if a car cutts in front on you it slams on the breaks even on ice! Most trucking outfits have favorites so 75 percent of the fleet gets the crappy loads and miles. It's hard to get to a shitter at diff points in the week or a few times per month . Hard to eat healthy in a truck . Who ever says it not is telling truth. You never see your friends and family and they start getting mad when you can,t make time to get over to em. If you do then your tired as shit from years of trucking threw all this insanity as dot and cops in diff States have diff laws and want to take your money and career when your just trying to do your job safely and timely. Trucking is a waste of life and it's sad. Only do it if it's the only way you know to make over 50 to 70 grand per year if you have to make that much for your family you don,t get to see unless it's through a cell phone or computer as you lie to yourself that it's what you like because you get to travel! Bullshit! Unless you hate your wife and kids. I can,t live that way anymore. I'm in crypto currency so I'm out of the trucking shithole."
Chances for Returning of KC-Chan?
Bernd, please give your honest opinion about the chances for returning of the www.krautchan.net domain.
Are there any infos known why it went down? No more love for KC from the General? FBI raid of the US-servers? Police visit at General's house? No more money from the General for the US-servers? Has anyone given hints via ICQ, Ernstchan etc.? Is "krautchan.net" for sale?
>Let me trivialize your opinions and beliefs on society, humanity, ethics and law by classifying your political stance
Do you do this?
People dumb down your opinions by trying to force you into claiming a political sect. I feel like our opinions and ideas are too complicated to be labeled something like "left" or "right" "alt this" "I'm a libertarian because I smoke pot and own guns maaannn", it's mutated into something really terrible than what politics used to mean.
Does this have merit or am I just over thinking American retardation and the way they do politics/political discussion?
Call me insane but sometimes I think mass shooters are wholly justified. When society bullies and isolates society is going to get a blowback. When society treats you like scum the scum are going to fight back and make the rivers run red with your blood.
I have never forgotten my bullies, I have never gotten over it and I have never forgiven. The only way I could get through high school was fantasising about becoming a mass shooter and becoming a god and these people are Gods like the God Ali D who went to the top of that shopping mall and struck down every those heathen scum. Even now I still see that hideous pig's face and I long to choke the life out of him and push his face into frying oil.
Sadly it is too late for me but not too late for others.
Go Mr Texas.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/952749/kim-jong-un-north-korea-mcdonalds-donald-trump-usa
MCDONALDS may now hit the streets of North Korea as Kim Jong-un embraces new investments from the United States, a South Korean official has revealed.
Kim Jong-Un wants McDonalds in North Korea
just a thought on an american pastime
Could it be possible that the obsession with UFO's is a way for older whites to express their subconscious thoughts over immigration and the ever lower numbers of whites in america vs foreigners in a somewhat PC way? It would explain the themes of the UFO phenomena, invasions, takeovers, literal aliens, and why the hobby/interest has been dying off as white boomers themselves die off.
Native German speakers, how does listening to Adolf Hitler's speeches make you feel?
Native Italian speakers, how does listening to Mussolini's speeches make you feel?
Please rate your respective leader
I wish we had more gooks to ask about the Taisei Yokusankai and such.
t. interested in other's views
Shizo argie ponderings
On the MYTH of death being the end;
I, S-argie,takes up the pen to attack the hideous notion that after death existence ceases forever for the dead person. This gloomy idea has driven many a man to depression,to alcoholism,to fapping to futanari doujinshis.
I say, I SAY,that some even adopt this idea on porpouse to fap and to drink.
thus thinks I.
i think i may just leave my job and become semi neet again
i have part time job planed and at the same time i could take welfere for 6 months giving me about 450 euro total income for those 6 months
while my current income in full time job is 500 euro
but as oppose to full hours i would do only 2,5h per day
are most philosophy books utterly dull for anyone else besides me? call me 89iq, maybe I am one, but i just can never get past their banality. one of the arguments for them is that they're the ulitmate influencers of your culture, especially if you're from the west, but if I already live with these dead men's ideals then what's the point of reading about it?
this happened 2 blocks from my house
today a mentally ill woman armed with a 20cm scissor approached a policeman. witnesses said the woman was saying incoherent things. she tried to stab him so the police man shot her in her right foot. she was detained and taken to hospital. many people on tv and social media are saying the policeman used excessive force and should have tried to wrestle the scissor out of her hands, or that he should have been armed with a nonlethal weapon such as a taser or eye irritant spray. it doesn't seem to a valid case of self defense because the defense was done with a weapon that is not proportional to the weapon being used to attack (firearm vs. melee weapon) and it looks like the policeman might have to face a trial. for now he is only on administrative leave.
your opinion?
video here
Being a homosexual is superior choice. I will now explain why.
1) Benefit of heterosexual is only one reason: you can have child with your wife and your DNA and wife DNA will be inside the child (reproduction). However... (there is big 'however') the child will keep you happy for maybe 14 years. After the child is a teenager parents most of all don't care as much about it as when it was small child. The happiness ends.
2) Homosexual don't need to make a worry about birth and condom control. Sex is only for pleasure for them.
3) Homosexual husbandman and wifeman have more interest and behavior in common because both are men.
4) Lesbian wifes can cook food together and watch chick flick movies and do hobbies for the female.
I used to make hand gestures and talk to myself when I thought noone was looking, but I've been getting careless and getting caught more and more. I try to play it off as if im fixing my hair or yawning but I seriously dont give a shit really because noone comments on it and i dont talk to anyone anyway. How fucked am i
Mallorca
I'm thinking of going to Mallorca in early June with my gf. How is it? Has anybody been there? Can you recommend any places to stay or beaches to go to? We're interested primarily in beaches, places that are not too crowded and have clear water, just a place to relax in the sun. History is another interest, for which I guess there's Palma and Alcúdia.
Revenge of the Saltmines
Meme War! Roblox is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless anti-meme Lord, George Soros. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
The song dives into a college student suffering from Donald Trumpism, worst disease of it's kind. Donald Trump has won the presidential office and is taking names. Crybaby is left in a constant state of sadness, only aided on by her school classmastes.
The only way to absorb the full meaning of my video is to…
WATCH IT NOW!
Infinity War identification please
Can you help me with the identification of the characters? I’m not very familiar with the superhero-universes.
1: Ironman
2: Dr Strange
3: ?
4: ?
5: Groot
6: Bautista from GOTG
7: Rocket Racoon
8: the alien empathy girl from GOTG, Deanna Troi style
9: ?
10: ?
11: ?
12: ?
13: ?
14: Thanos
15: ?
16: ?
17: ?
18: ?
19: badass chick from GOTG, Jackson Pollock style
20: badass chick from GOTG, cyborg style
21: Star-Lord Quill
22: Hulk
23: Black Widow
24: ?
25: Black Panther
comics
Catholics, please explain
I saw a street fight today. A white guy was confronting a nigger about littering and a fight broke out. The nigger won almost immediately, despite whitey being 6 inches taller and bigger in general.
I've never seen a human swing his fists so hard. The sounds of the impacts to his face were Sharkeisha-tier. He knocked him out within 5 seconds and then proceeded to kick his brothers ass when he came to defend him. Knocked them both out and then walked away like a badass. It made me realize that despite all my muscle I would probably get my ass kicked into a coma because I have zero defense skills. Meanwhile I see these niggers practicing sparing at the park and in schools almost every day. They also love lifting weights and eating meat (protein). I admire it.
What would you do? Guns aren't always an option.
I am visiting a local boxing gym on Monday to see what I can learn. To defend myself if nothing else.
(Simpsons sucks)
Apu vs angry Indians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZGMyVqvKok
rate
Writing and essay on Roman health and sanitation
They didn't like to poo in the loo XD
In Pompeii everyone had a toilet with a pit, the lava rock on the floor of the pit would soak up the fluid and poo.
In Rome toilets were more rare. A lot of the toilets were 2-in-1, so someone would sit next to you while you both take a dump :D
>it's Year 1 Reed (1519)
>you are a butthurt woman hating Montezuma, only you know why
>Aztecs have been farming neighbouring tribes for humans to enslave or sacrifice instead assimilating or destroying them for quite a while
>Atzec empire has a standing army of 200000 men
>80000 people have been sacrificed by ripping their beating hearts out over 4 days when that big ass pyramid was finished
>Maya have their own thing going in Yucatan
>Cortes arrives with 16 horses and nearly 500 men
>He sinks his own ships to ensure none is fleeing
>He finds another Spaniard amongst the Maya who is the sole survivor of 26 shipwrecked sailors who stranded in Central America 10 years ago
>The other 25 got eaten but the surviving man has learned Mayan while in captivity and is able to act as an translator
>some interactions and skirmishes with the Aztecs occur
>Cortes gets you as a present from Montezuma
>you are able to speak Aztec and Mayan and learn Spanish from the Spaniard speaking Mayan
>quickly become Cortes mistress and translator
>tell him how to prey on old myths and how to defeat Montezuma
>Aztecs afraid of horses because they think is some godly beast made out of man and animal
>Cortes is joined by tribes hating the Aztecs
>somehow he defeats the entire empire with "the help of god and you"
...
>50 years later over 95% of the native population of originally 30 million is dead - burned at the stake, fed to the dogs, chopped to pieces and so on
...
>500 years later you are loathed and frowned upon
tldr ~ one single butthurt woman is responsible for the utter destruction of native central American Culture and millions of deaths.
How would a government or society realistically change social attitudes or public policy to encourage more faithful monogamy?
Clearly sexbots and protitution is only temporary relief barely above masturbation. Coupling is the real answer. So how do we ACCOMPLISH a proliferation of that?
Cyber Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fNFOBf2-w
Ich lass das einfach hier
Trump helped end the Korean war and got north korea to denuclearize and basically liberals, the media, neocons, the democratic party, are fucking stupid.
inb4 "nuh uh, he didnt do anything"
(JANUARY) South Korea’s President Moon Credits Trump for North Korea Talks
“I am giving a lot of credit to President Trump...”
“I am expressing my gratitude.”
Link: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/10/world/asia/moon-jae-in-trump-north-korea.html …
fag americunt music
Does your country have music as gay as this in 2018?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVl7mgVSg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM52w9xrdn4
My motherfucking wife can't dress or do her own hairstyle.
Whenever I choose her clothes and do her hairstyle she looks great but when she chooses to not put makeup and normal clothes she looks like countryside russian whore. AND SHE IS!
Jesus fucking Christ. I have to do EVERYTHING. Once I even thought to do her makeup as she can't even do it properly.
WOMEN ARE TOTALLY INFERIOR!!! JEWS SHOULD BE GENOCIDED ONCE AGAIN!
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/24/business/finland-universal-basic-income.html
Seems Finland won't become a communist utopia yet
For the many Brazilian women who can’t afford the imported version but long to have a blue-eyed baby, there is always Facebook .
Every month, scores of Brazilian men post offers there to impregnate women free, either by having sex or with a needleless syringe. Among them is João Carlos Holland de Barcellos, a 61-year-old computer scientist whose piercing blue eyes and silvery blond hair—a legacy of what he says are his English and German ancestors—make him popular with wannabe Brazilian moms.
His wife manages his agenda and transfers his semen via syringe to the near-daily guests to their chaotic São Paulo home. He sees children as a way to perpetuate his genes and ensure his existence beyond death. “It’s an atheist’s way to achieve immortality,” he said.
All 13 year old boys should know this: sex is a male daily necessity to maintain mental health. Sex = sanity.
You start going insane by the age of 18 from lack of it
[b]The American Republic and Brazil (rebelling against Portugal) was formed around this idea.[/b] The right to have sex
Back in England society would force you to wait until your early 20s after you returned from military service to get married and that is just inhuman.
Facebook post connected to suspect in van rampage cites ‘incel rebellion’
And so it begins...
>A post made on Facebook just moments before Monday’s pedestrian attack in Toronto detailing an “Incel Rebellion” appears to have been made by suspect Alek Minassian’s actual account, a Facebook spokesperson told The Globe and Mail.
>The post praised Elliot Rodger, a man who killed six people and then himself in California in 2014, and who also described himself as an “incel” – someone who is involuntarily celibate. While many fake social-media accounts are often created in the aftermath of a tragedy, Facebook said that the account and post did not appear to be fake.
