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People
Go outside and meet bernds like you and create a bernd niche. There should be a safety zone for bernds in every city
Do not sit on the computer and accept this is all that life has to offer. This stupid troll culture started because we went online to get away from the pain, but that wasn't a tenable long term strategy. It doesn't work
B-Movies (90s action)
B-movies from the 80s thru the 2000s are often more soulful and much less toxic and preachy than the big budget Hollywood trash. They often have bad acting which can throw you off at first if you're not used to that yet but eventually you begin to like that. Like getting into a good book, it gives you something to look forward to after work and something to think about.
The b-movie dramas are based in reality, they have people working at supermarkets and not some alternate universe that Hollywood always portrays where the good guys are above the law and money grows on trees. There are also plenty of action b-movies where everyone lives in huge mansions and knows kung fu and every woman looks like a pornstar. And actually such light-hearted stories are a breath of fresh air from the overly uptight bullshit Hollywood has been putting out since the 90s because at least these movies don't pretend to be going after realism so you're aware from the start you're watching a live action cartoon.
Non-violence myth
https://www.takimag.com/article/never_trust_anyone_who_hasnt_been_punched_in_the_face/
Sissy mantra: "Violence is bad, m'kay?"
Hey KC.
Enlighten me on the all mighty Axis.
>Were Japs against judes too?
>Hitler believed on pride of the Nordic heritage but wouldn't make the other races equal as the jews are fucking up everyones genes?
>Italia?
>Is the hispanic race even worth or it's better if we get to our natives? it's traditionalism too. unlike americans don't even care about natives thanks to the jewed maga shiet?
DOS Games
(play through browser)
https://archive.org/details/SkyRoads
Press Enter. Space to jump, arrow keys to move, P to pause
HEAVY viewpoint
However alarming this may seem when you realize it, you are not the sum of your surroundings, you are just you, a scared insignificant being who will die out and disappear as quietly as you arrived.
You don't get to reap any collective glory from anything, the truth is your life is all you have. So if you never brought any victories to yourself you really have to ask what you are still doing playing it safe when you're already this old and you have nothing to look back on with pride and satisfaction.
If you ever wanted something and some bydlo or chad got it instead that means you lost out on getting what you wanted. And that moment of glory is all you have in this brief life.
What made him a winner wasn't his superiority it was greed and confidence, he stepped up and you stayed put and it's that simple. And the game doesn't end because you lost a competition that seemed important at the time it stays true until you die, it's not a sprint ending in your youth it's a lifelong marathon and you're the only person you have to satisfy. Get that through your head the main person you are letting down by living dull is yourself if you're not satisfying yourself or really chasing that end then what are you doing.
You only have a limited amount of time here and if you miss out then tough luck, there is no re-roll for men who missed out on the best things in life, and your inactions will echo forever. You are defined not by your genetic qualities at birth or how others label you but what you do. Their opinions are commentary and nothing more. Making history is what matters, not their commentary
Too much time is spent thinking about how you look and how much money you don't have, it really doesn't matter. Don't listen to excuse makers on boards, in the big picture it doesn't matter if you're a hapaswede freak what matters is that you see life is very brief and that you act. When we die we will all look the same, our bodies are an illusion of the real us, but our actions resonate through time. So don't use superficial and physical limitations as an excuse. You either try your best and make a fool of yourself then you die or you die without trying. It's a choice everybody has to make for themselves. You might think you know the result of doing anything but that's an ego farce you don't really know what anything will lead to unless you do it.
Holiday
Do you need a final solution for your ongoing holiday woes? Come join our Family Fun Once-In-a-Lifetime experience! Enjoy the scenery and fresh air on our relaxing train-rides. Feel at home in our cozy accommodation. Unwind together in our eco-friendly underground showers. Join in the communally-international campfire sing-a-longs. With our special treatment at our Camps, you'll feel so comfortable - you'll think you've died and gone to heaven!
Umleitung Kohlchan -> Encyclopedia Dramatica?
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Wenn ich Sachen von Kohlchan auf Archive.is stelle, bekomme ich seit 31.03. statt der Fäden meistens https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Offended abgespeichert. *)
Woher kommt diese Macke und wie kann man es abstellen?
*) bei der Mehrzahl der Versuche, aber nicht immer. Manchmal funktioniert es weiterhin normal.
Ein Beispiel für die Falschspeicherung:
Faden "gute Spiele, schlechte Spiele"
https://kohlchan.net/b/res/1486312.html
geliefert wird http://archive.fo/FQC8f
"Weitergeleitet von: https://kohlchan.net/b/res/1486312.html"
"Gespeichert von: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Offended"
Die Gorebilder bei der ED.
Bei diesem Faden funktionierte es dagegen:
"Bernds Abenteuer im Rewe Markt"
https://kohlchan.net/b/res/1493101.html
wurde fehlerfrei unter http://archive.fo/LhIoD archiviert.
Beim Katalog gibt es ein Memento von gestern, das offenbar jemand anderes erzeugt hatte:
https://kohlchan.net/b/catalog.html
Wenn ich es aber heute nochmals versuche, kriege ich:
"Weitergeleitet von: https://kohlchan.net/b/catalog.html"
"Gespeichert von: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Offended"
Здравствуйте /kc/, my name is Vladimir Borisov da Silva.
I'm a 27 year old Brazilian Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I work and labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking vodka and playing superior Soviet games (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis).
I train with my Автомат Калашникова every day, this superior weapon can pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Автомат license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Москва to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Завод Калашникова or a vodka drinker!
I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Россия!
Formel 1 / Formula 1
Ratiere Vettels neue Frisur. Rate Vettel's new haircut.
Werden es Vettel und/oder Ferrari diesmal zum Fahrertitel / Konstrukteurstitel schaffen? Are Vettel or Ferrari going to win the F1 championship for driver / constructor?
Oder wird die Scuderia sogar von Red Bull mit dem jungen Verstappen überholt?
Im ersten Training fuhr Hamilton im Mercedes ja wieder mal Kreise um die Ferraris. Um Lichtjahre überlegen.
Wie gefällt der neue HALO-Cockpitschutz? How do you like the new HALO protection system? Titanium, 7 kg.
TempleOS
Terry Davis was hit by a train on August 11, 2018 in Oregon
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/terry-a-davis-terrence-andrew-davis.325/page-82
Its 2019 and Al Gore had balls in 2000 and successfully challenged and won in Florida. When 9/11 happened Presdient Gore didn't jump the gun to generate revenue for Halliburton in Iraq and instead concentrated all his resources on the Afghanistan problem and took care of it, the 'Stan is now a western leaning european style socialist paradise with per capita GDP twice it's neighbors' and a thriving legal hashish industry. Saddam was taken out along with Assad as part of the arab spring and the arabs are now at peace with Israel and we never have to see those hook nosed bastards on the news ever again. The measures that were put in place to combat climate change at the turn of the century are beginning to pay off and doomsday theorists are wracking their brains for new problems to worry about because the atmosphere is saved. Because Gore did such a great job as president nobody noticed that he was a white chritistian like all the presidents before them and identity politics never took hold in America. Niggers and women are pleased as punch to have white males running the show because things just work out better that way. The deficit, which had stopped growing at $5trillion during the end of the Clinton years has now been shrunk to practically nothing and China owes us a pile of money.
Chris Christie rips elder Kushner
Chris Christy smashes Kike Kushner's dad
>‘One of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes that I prosecuted’
<Former New Jersey governor Chris Christie took several shots at White House senior adviser Jared Kushner in his new book “Let Me Finish,” alleging that in an act of spite, Donald Trump’s son-in-law coordinated his removal from the president’s transition team shortly after the 2016 election.
He claims Kushner was still "seething” from events that took place more than a decade prior — when Christie, as a U.S. attorney, prosecuted Kushner’s father, Charles, for tax evasion, witness tampering and illegal campaign contributions, sending the elder Kushner to prison for 14 months.
The former governor did not mince words while discussing the case Tuesday:
“Mr. Kushner pled guilty, he admitted the crimes. So what am I supposed to do as a prosecutor?” Christie asked. “If a guy hires a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, and videotapes it, and then sends the videotape to his sister in an attempt to intimidate her from testifying before a grand jury, do I really need any more justification than that?”
He added, “It’s one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes that I prosecuted when I was U.S. attorney,” Christie said during a segment with PBS’s “Firing Line With Margaret Hoover.” “And I was a U.S. attorney in New Jersey, Margaret — so we had some loathsome and disgusting crime going on there!”
"It's one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes that I prosecuted...and I was the U.S. attorney in New Jersey."@ChrisChristie talks about prosecuting Charles Kushner for tax evasion, illegal campaign contributions and witness tampering. #FiringLineShowPBS pic.twitter.com/rBNn0j0bCY
— Firing Line with Margaret Hoover (@FiringLineShow) January 29, 2019
Charles Kushner, a wealthy and well-connected real estate developer, pleaded guilty in 2004 to 18 counts of filing false tax returns, retaliating against witnesses and making illegal campaign contributions. He was sentenced to 24 months in prison and served 14.
Christie at the time wrote in a news release that Kushner’s guilty plea was a “great victory for the people of New Jersey.”
“No matter how rich and powerful any person may be, they will be held accountable for criminal conduct by this office,” he wrote.
Christie now writes that Jared Kushner retaliated after the 2016 election by having Stephen K. Bannon, then an executive for Trump’s campaign, fire him. The White House and a spokesperson for Jared Kushner did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
“Jared Kushner, still apparently seething over events that occurred a decade ago, was exacting a plot of revenge against me, a hit job that made no sense at all for the man we had just helped elect,” Christie wrote in “Let Me Finish.” “And Steve Bannon, hot-shot, big-balls campaign executive, was quietly acquiescing to it."
He continued, “What wimps, what cowards. And how disloyal to Donald Trump.”
Daily reminder
I've visited Poland and it's shit
Only small amount of people (Gdansk) were able to respond to me in English because I don't speak polish and understand it only by 20-40%. If you ask someone in English or russian they will continue to speak in polish even if they know i can't understand them.
Never visit Poland.
Jokes
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Everyone turns and looks at them.
The yuppies, college students, and fat lesbians instantly form an angry mob of militant atheists and attack the hateful priest. He has pieces of his clothes and hair ripped off and barely escapes with his life.
The rabbi pays no attention and sits down and asks the bartender if he has kosher drinks and cups.
Obviously the answer is no. He responds he'll sue for religious intolerance and get the bar shut down by the city or drive it into bankruptcy through lawyer fees.
So the bartender gives him some expensive organic Bavarian beers on the house and gets everyone else in the bar to chip in $425 worth of cash donations to the Rabbi for renovations of the Holocaust museum.
Depressed 29yo who worked for minimum wage at Seattle airport stole a $30million airplane and went on a joyride.
Can anyone diagnose him by this audio?
>The perpetrator, an airline ground service agent, performed an unauthorized takeoff, and F-15 fighter jets were scrambled to intercept the aircraft. Sea-Tac air traffic control made contact with the sole occupant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Horizon_Air_Q400_incident
Inventors
Who invented the [b]television?[/b]
>How a Teenager from Idaho Invented TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9g3KQOEsa0
Hmm..
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/400802/who-really-invented-television/
Trivia
https://www.breakingbad-locations.com/locations/j-p-wynne-high-school/
Finally google streetview is good for something
The car dealership I work at has started employing illegal immigrants from europe as salespeople because ownership got the idea that the kind of people who want to buy fancy imported european cars probably would rather buy them from people with european accents. Also the euros don't pay taxes so they work for less than half what an American would.
Hungypsians are a bunch of liars. "Hurrr Transylvania belongs to Hungary", even though Romanians have always been the majority (census related). Kingdom of Hungary had to CONQUER Transylvania. If Hungypsians were first in Transylvania, who the fuck did they conquer it from? What happened to them? Why were they always a minority in Transylvania, which is even more obvious when you see how they settled the szecklers in an enclave? Smgdh
Not to mention archeological evidence shows habitation survived there until the 7th century in the same style as before, with a cultural degradation when the Slavs arrived (they forgot the potter's wheel), until a recovery happened.
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Montezuma's revenge
>The sickness, colloquially known as the 'squits/runs/trots' and more formally as 'Traveller's Diarrhea', is usually caused by drinking the local water or eating food that visitors aren't accustomed to. It is a bacterial illness, always uncomfortable, and occasionally serious. Most cases are caused by the E. coli bacterium.
Is this true?
>Travellers from Asia to the west are just as likely to suffer the illness, as it isn't caused primarily by insanitary conditions but by ingesting a strain of the E. Coli bacterium that one's body is unaccustomed to - an event just as likely in London and Los Angeles as it is in Cairo and Kuala Lumpur.
https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/montezumas-revenge.html
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Montezuma%27s%20revenge
This is why we can't have nice things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNrK0_cZSH0
Teenagers destroy natural wonder
autism map
A project to create a map of the world, where every ethno-linguistic group is given its own nation. Most borders derived from linguistic maps, however some irredentism is also thrown in. To make it more interesting some ethno-linguistic groups are resurrected. Colonialism, Religion, Politics and certain other historical events such as conquest are largely ignored. This is purely fantastical and not at all prescriptive of how the world should be.
Similarly the first aim is to divide all the countries up, then after that is done, different versions where the countries are later agglomerated will be created.
Attached are the autism map (incomplete), an incomplete legend, an example of more detailed profiles for Celtic countries, an example of flags in animation and an example of what could become a passport.
Regards
Cold also dark
http://selfcontrol.psych.lsa.umich.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Grossmann_Kross_Wired-Science.pdf
>One needs look no further than the local Russian newspaper or library to find evidence supporting this belief [that Russians are sad] - brooding and emotional suffering are common themes in Russian discourse. These observations, coupled with ethnographic evidence indicating that Russians focus more on unpleasant memories and feelings than Westerners do, have led some researchers to go so far as to describe Russia as a "clinically masochistic" culture.
VFWs
There are at least two reasons why participating in a war or being captured as a pow is better than living as a bernd, what are those reasons?
A. You don't have to pay bills when you're a soldier or pow so at least your mind is at ease on that front unless you have a wife sending you letters bitching about her financial problems
B. You don't have access to the internet when you're a pow so you're freed from that addiction
When did you realize the world was messed up?
When I was 6 years old I saw Mulan, and it was my favorite movie. And I believed men and women where equal in every regard, until we was playing kickball, and this girl kicks it and starts running (like a girl) which confuses me cause I just saw mulan and they told me women where every bit as strong as men, so I throw the ball at her like my brothers threw it at me.
And she falls down, trips, and begins crying. I’m standing there confused like, “what’s going on?”
Then later I was forced to apologize cause “I knew better than to do that.”
But truth is, I didn’t, I didn’t know better that women where not to be treated by the same rules and standards are men, and need to be treated with more delicacy and restraint, therefore there is no equality. Some men are better than women, some women are better than men, but equality is a “myth with no merit,” thrown down at the first sign of trouble.
I have been watching Leafy and Pewdiepie and now I'm finally realizing seven years later exactly how messed up the world is.
Mental illness
Levels of gene-expression-regulating enzyme altered in brains of people with schizophrenia
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-12/mgh-log121418.php
>tfw ruined yet another board by stating the truth repeatedly
>tfw ruined a board where most of my followers where
>tfw now my followers will spread to other boards
>tfw I will soon be summoned to joing the fun
>tfw the ride never ends
Feels good being med.
Soon I will add another jewish chan to my list.
on Breaking Bad recommended this movie
starring:
Jason Bateman
Dustin Hoffman
Natalie Portman
>A pay-per-view version of this movie appeared in Brüno (2009). Brüno (Sacha Baron Cohen) was telling the hotel management that he refused to pay for "Mr. Magorium's Wonderba Emporium", which was the result of an errant fart onto the hotel remote.
Latin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpe_diem
Carpe diem is a Latin aphorism, usually translated "seize the day"
fruits and vegetables
Damn Bernd these days i don't seem to care about anything but proper vegan food.
Other shit don't seem to be interesting to me anymore. This is me trying to decide what to do on a day:
Videogames? meh
Comedy? meh
spirituality/ meditation/ magick stuff? meh
weed? meh
skating? meh
old school hiphop? meh
raw cake from a dehydrator never heated above 45°C to keep the enzymes alive? EEEEERRRRMAAAAGEEERRRRRD!!!!!! kermit_freaks_out.gif
Stripperella Antje
Kann Bernd unzensierte Aufnahmen liefern? Ich finde nur verpixeltes. ;_;
> "Um Himmels Willen"-Star vor Gericht
> Freie Haut für freie Bürger
>
> Warum tanzt Antje Mönning ohne Unterwäsche auf einem Parkplatz? Und warum regt das überhaupt jemanden auf? Vor Gericht ging es darum, wer in Deutschland Exhibitionist sein darf. (...)
P.S.: Hat Bernd schon mal eine echte Exhibitionistion gesehen?
Warum macht Antje so etwas?
How do you hear other, non-native languages?
English for me is a soulless tool just for communication. Dry and pale language.
French is a melodic, but with weird words sometimes.
Italian - very melodic pleasant to my ear, would want to learn but see no use to it.
German - tigilsweiner krakhen brachen hitler
Dutch - like german, but with a dick in mouth
Scandinavian languages - some old viking war cry or ancient norse spells
Japanese - anime. Like an alien language.
Arabic - beautiful language, too bad it is spoiled by durka muslims with "allahu akbar"
Turkish - durduruldum :DD
Spanish - like italian, but a bit more "rude".
Have you noticed that every important faction spawned it's own 56%ter?
The jews created the americans who are 56% anglo
The moors created the brasillians who are 56% moor
The meds created the arabs who are 56% med
The snowniggers created the south brazillians who are 56% cuck
The mongols created the slavs who are 56% mongol
etc
>TFW a crush from a very long time ago who acted like a bitch aged worse than milk
Awwwwh yissss----feels good man.
She's only fucken 24 how the fuck did she age so terribly? She's even wearing make up and it's not helping at all.
My guess is pott--she smokes too much of it.
Go Team Go!
Inequality in our society starts in junior high school. Boys become uncontrollably horny around the age of 12.
But around 80% of males lose their virginity after they enter college, and most can't manage the first year so probably 50% of males get any sex after the age of 20. By that time the jocks who started at age 13-14 have been getting daily sex for approx 6 or 7 years
Now I understand why they always have that smirk on their face. This isn't just about sex it's about the gap in maturity and how it determines success later in life. It's like comparing an illiterate peasant to a lord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdBRBmXlkrg
wh*te amerikkkan "men" are killing themselves in record numbers
The war is over.
We won
Time to go to Disney Land https://8ch.net/kc/res/43673.html
Alfa thraed
Only for us high test males to discuss manly things
First order of discussion: how many milfs did you conquer before high school?
Tomorrow's discussion: how often did your father beat you on a weekly basis? Was it tied to anything like school or weekend drinking, did you get a break for summer vacation?
Monaco objectively
Is Monaco the ugliest country in Europe? Hear me out...
>overpopulated as fuck
>concrete and ugly buildings everywhere you look
>hardly any nature that hasn't been artificially planted
>cars and people everywhere, no privacy at all
>most live in small cramped apartments
>never a moment of silence, can't even see the stars at night
The whole country is like a slum for millionaires. What do you think? Disagree? Agree?
Moderate this
>A moderator that monitors and deletes contents on the Internet is the "worst job"
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/technology-43901236/meet-people-who-review-facebook-s-reported-content
ApuRPG GOTY edition
Was deleting old shit and I found it. Never forget bernd.
https://mega.nz/#!8WwwHChT!qDRZTJgnpqM0qcsRL9jUQisDXWbWOd-_6GdlLshmrSQ
The Industrial Output of the Ottoman Empire in WW1...
The mammalian penis shares its prototypical organ with the mammalian tail whereas the reptilian penis is prototypically from limbs. This explains why pigs have twirly penises and snakes have twin penises. I'm not sure about ducks though who also have twirly penises (when erect). The human penis is longer and softer than an our tails would justify however.
*smacks lips* is a phonemic sound in certain African languages. Its linguistic name is a bilabial click. It's like /b~p/ but smacked forcefully. It only occurs in southern Africa where bushmen used to dominate before the Bantu expansion. Bonus: The South African Bantu slur for the white devil is "umlungu". It literally means sea scum... because they're white skinned and come from across the sea... creative, eh?
The popular sweetener duo Aspartame and Acesulfame K found in sugar-free drinks is an acute health risk. Aspartame is dehydrated into phenylalanine, methanol and aspartate to be made useful to the body. Methanol is metabolised into formaldyhide which is an oxidising agent and a class I carcinogen. Phenylalanine has a very productive biochemical map which leads to many neurotransmitters like dopamine, noradrenaline and phenethylamine. Phenylalanine is known to exacerbate mood disorders in a minority of the population I suspect have a genes which cause them to produce an inordinate amount of catecholamine processing enzymes. While in theory, both are almost harmless in the qualities a normal person would consume them in: one is still an oxidizing agent that causes premature cell death and two is always psychoactive to some magnitude. Use stevia carbonates and stevia glycosides products if you're a healthy-eating snob, or, better yet, just moderate your sugar intake you fat fucks.
Okay. Your turn.
End Game.
People who end up in retirement homes have failed at life. A person should be productive and able to support themselves to the day they die. Giving up at age 65 then living on pension and languishing in retirement homes playing checkers and bingo til you die is pathetic. A result of "Nope. I'm too old to learn new things." attitude.
I really fucking hate fat people
And especially fat women, they have princess complexes. They ruin my day, they are so disgusting, even worse than retards becuase most of these fat cunts chose to be fat as an independent teens or adults.
They have no care for other people or consideration.
They don’t care about eating shitloads of food in public.
Deep
>Life calls us forth to independence, and anyone who does not heed this call because of childhood laziness or timidity is threatened with neurosis. And once this has broken out, it becomes an increasingly valid reason for running away from life and remaining forever in the morally poisonous atmosphere of infancy.
>I’ve seen the adults that teens who withdraw from the life’s arena become. In my consulting room, they speak of lives unlived, and suffering unredeemed. It isn’t just that the world misses out on their talents and productive capacity.
Source: https://quillette.com/2017/12/27/collision-reality-depth-psychology-can-tell-us-victimhood-culture/
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Worst job ever:
Truck driver
"Your crazy! I slept in a truck for 12 years! The temp in truck always changes even with the heat or cooling system when the truck is off! It's real loud around you at times cause your at backhalls or in a shitty place. People always pounding on your door for any reason possible! Hookers do this to! Your tracked 24 hrs a day and the truck tells you how to drive in 10 diff ways and if a car cutts in front on you it slams on the breaks even on ice! Most trucking outfits have favorites so 75 percent of the fleet gets the crappy loads and miles. It's hard to get to a shitter at diff points in the week or a few times per month . Hard to eat healthy in a truck . Who ever says it not is telling truth. You never see your friends and family and they start getting mad when you can,t make time to get over to em. If you do then your tired as shit from years of trucking threw all this insanity as dot and cops in diff States have diff laws and want to take your money and career when your just trying to do your job safely and timely. Trucking is a waste of life and it's sad. Only do it if it's the only way you know to make over 50 to 70 grand per year if you have to make that much for your family you don,t get to see unless it's through a cell phone or computer as you lie to yourself that it's what you like because you get to travel! Bullshit! Unless you hate your wife and kids. I can,t live that way anymore. I'm in crypto currency so I'm out of the trucking shithole."
Preserving Krautchan WITHOUT a server
I was thinking the way to preserve krautchan would be to make a game file that appears to be a website within the game file, theres no server, just a wifi or any internet connection.
But is it true that too many people would crash the game/websites connection this way considering internet connection miltiplayer programs without servers connect to the individual user with the strongest connection as opposed to the users with a weaker connection?
Is there ways to avoid this?
Like seperate discussion rooms that only let a limited number of people in?
are most philosophy books utterly dull for anyone else besides me? call me 89iq, maybe I am one, but i just can never get past their banality. one of the arguments for them is that they're the ulitmate influencers of your culture, especially if you're from the west, but if I already live with these dead men's ideals then what's the point of reading about it?
What’s the best coding language?
I heard java and C++ are the best but others say python is the best and easiest but others say it’s required to learn something else after python.
But all 3 languages are meant to be Turing complete so why would someone who learned python have to learn something else if it can do everything C++ and java can?
https://www.thelocal.de/20180821/riot-police-called-in-after-angry-nerds-storm-tiny-bavarian-village
The situation had been slowly escalating for months. Pasty-looking teenagers would turn up at the door of a self-described "Youtube star", harass him by throwing eggs at his house or ordering a pizza to his door, and then post the video online.
The object of the hate was a young man who posts videos to the social media site under the name "Drachenlord" (dragon lord). According to the Münchner Merkur, Drachenlord (real name Rainer W.) had incited the anger of online "haters" through his provocative videos. He had then made the foolhardy decision to post his address online and challenge his enemies to come and sort out their differences with him in person.
For months, police had to turn up at Rainer W.'s house in Altschauerberg to protect him against intimidation or harassment.
On Monday evening the bizarre online feud came to a head. Close to 10,000 people signed up online for a demonstration to be held on Monday in front of his house with the central demand that Rainer W. retire from Youtube. Threats were made online to "burn down his bolthole."
The autistic “spectrum” is bullshit
It has been redefined repeatedly.
Autism, for people older than 40, was an extreme mental disorder, akin to Down's Syndrome (if not worse) for a person to have.
It completely removed most self awareness and social habits. Including hygeine, trade, hell even eating was difficult.
However, autism NOW includes personality traits which were considered normal for a long time, as well as groups of fat pink haired cunts “identifying” as autistic and pushing a narrative that girls/lgbtqia/POC are under diagnosed
the races most immune to internet (brazilians, gypsies, bydlos) will win
the races most addicted (south koreans, finns, japanese) will go extinct
https://www.economist.com/asia/2018/06/30/south-koreas-fertility-rate-is-the-lowest-in-the-world
There is an extremely cute girl where I'm studying. She's like something out of my animes, a bit shy, very kind hearted and child-like. It's not an act, even though I'm a meme autist, I can read people well. She has the softest voice I've ever heard and a very pleasant, beautiful face. I didn't think a girl like this could exist nowadays. The problem is I'm a disgusting self hating mentally damaged slob. I had the opportunity to chat with her and of course I sperged out. I don't have anything in common with her. I can't talk about normie gossip bullshit, I can't make jokes, I can't get her to like me, I can barely even dare to look her in the eyes. I don't have a life, I can't offer her much. Also, there is a guy whom she hangs out with though she doesn't seem too interested in him. She's completely unreachable to me but I can't let go. I likely won't see anyone like her ever again. It fucking hurts. I know I'll remember this wasted opportunity my whole life.
Have you ever met the perfect girl who you couldn't have? Maybe you have one? Give me your stories about cute girls. I know it's a bit beta and not kc tier, pls don't bully.
Death to coolness.
The nigger concept of "coolness"/itutu has had a devastating effect on western culture. Before the idea of "cool" was introduced, the social ambition of white people was to be seen as being dignified. Now most young white people think being "cool" is the most important ambition and think that being uncool is a negative thing.
Exfoliate your opinions...
stay strong school boys,
sure adolescence can be rough, homework sucks, but these are the best years of your life
get off imageboards, put down the controller, get off steam, go outside and play, talk to girls, you don't want to wind up an imageboard incel in college.
you don't know what hell is until you're 21 or older
(Simpsons sucks)
Apu vs angry Indians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZGMyVqvKok
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Americanism
Why do Americans blame "the government" for all their problems?
Take this for example:
https://youtu.be/Mak252eVB5o?t=8m54s
(its only about a min to watch)
Why can't Americans make the nuance of politicians making bad policies but instead go full retard about "oh no ebul governments always spend money wrong"?
High School
was pure hell if you're a lonely kid with no friends.
https://youtu.be/s6UXLavIFJ4?t=372
So you should count your blessings since you're a happy adult now!
A lot of people here seem to be confusing the word "white" with the phrase "white mater race". They are not synonyms, the "master race" part of the phrase is meaningful. Only a small minority of the nations commonly described as "white" have ever demonstrated that they are part of any sort of "master race". Almost all of the white nations have attempted to make themselves masters of other peoples, to have empires and to dominate significant sections of the planet and most of them have failed, which demonstrates that they are not part of any master race. Whole foreign continents speak English, Spanish and Portugese. French is a native language on 5 of 7 contents and Dutch is used natively on 4.
This map describes accurately which countries are and are not part of the white master race.
As of the recent hack of Kohlchan; i asked myself the question wether that easy security hole of injecting Java code through the uploading file name isn't a "required feature" rather than a security risk.
I think the obvious but rather safe hack that happened was to show the users what is going on.
Who knows how often there was already code delivered without any obvious signs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwtT4ZBa3CE
I still have access to MXE. Should I take a trip? Nothing beats the feeling of flying, omnipresence and ego death. Classical psychedelics never came close to me, though perhaps I never took the right ones.
t. last trip in 2013
pga championship 2018 online live
https://pgachampionshipi.de/golf/
Gay-mers
gaming addiction ain't no game
https://www.zdf.de/dokumentation/zdfinfo-doku/killerspiele-100.html
if you don't speak german skip to 40:45 for the FPS portion
Ave Maria, unbefleckt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y&index=3&list=RD2H5rusicEnc
Kpoop is shitty poop
It was well known I was specificity into Japanese pop culture, games, music, 90s/00s anime.
But on SBS they were playing KPoop and my parent decided that I should watch it, I did but I did not like it, my parent just thought I liked Asian things, but no, kpoop is shit and I stopped watching it because it is shitty poop
Some Americans may have felt uneasy 35 years ago when DUI laws, DWI checkpoints, seatbelt laws, and car liability insurance laws were started, but most people felt that the experts must be right.
Pro-police state shows like "COPS" and "America's Most Wanted" were then aired, neighborhood watch groups were formed, "get tough on crime" candidates were elected, and laws allowing mandatory minimums, IMBRA, 3 strikes laws, curfews, police militarization, teen boot camps, school metal detectors, private prisons, and chain gangs were enacted.
Nanny state smoking laws then started appearing.
When 9/11 happened, the Patriot Act was passed, NSA wiretapping, no knock raids, take down notices, no fly lists, terror watch lists, Constitution free zones, stop and frisk, kill switches, National Security Letters, DNA databases, kill lists, FBAR, FATCA, Operation Chokepoint, TSA groping, civil forfeiture, CIA torture, NDAA indefinite detention, secret FISA courts, FEMA camps, laws requiring passports for domestic travel, IRS laws denying passports for tax debts, gun and ammo stockpiles, laws outlawing protesting, Jade Helm, sneak and peek warrants, policing for profit, no refusal blood checkpoints, license plate readers, redlight cameras, speed cameras, FBI facial and voice recognition, tattoo databases, gun bans, the end to the right to silence, free speech bans, searches without warrants, CISPA, SOPA, private prison quotas, supermax prisons, FOSTA, sex offender registration laws, and sex offender restriction laws were allowed.
Now that the USA is a total police state, Americans are finding out that changing anything is impossible and that freedom is lost forever.
Women have natural sexual and social power over men. Men are naturally stronger than women. The reason the relationship between the sexes is so fucked up now is that women can use sex and lies to manipulate men, but men aren't allowed to beat women. Men are basically powerless in today's society.
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TFW trying to nail a female co-op student girl and I'm spaghetting so hard I'm actually amusing myself.
I somehow managed to get her number and get her making me coffee---yet she will not flirt with me at all nor give me any signs she wants the D.
I'm fucken stupid lol.
New EU flag law
Starting 1 January 2019, every EU member country will require the 12 EU stars on their flag. The positions of the EU stars have already been codified for each country's flag (I'll post some examples). Flags not containing the EU stars will still be legal to fly through to 1 January 2020.
<“We pushed through the incorporation of the EU flag onto car registration plates in the late 90s and no-one kicked up a fuss, so, to many members this seems a logical next step.
<“Some expressed concern that Britain might kick back a little, but usually it’s just a lot of huffing and puffing in your parliament then Brussels pushes through the legislation it wants.”
<Critics view the move as the clearest sign yet the EU plans a full United States of Europe. Some of the newer, smaller EU states are believed to be keen on the idea and German EU diplomats are pushing for the move.
What do you think of the change?
https://www.techspot.com/news/74150-chinese-police-use-facial-recognition-tech-identify-suspect.html
>The use of facial recognition technology in surveillance cameras is common in China, with systems found everywhere from streets, to bus stations, to grocery stores, and airports. Chinese police say they recently used the technology to identify then arrest a man at a music venue attended by over 50,000 other people.
>The 31-year-old suspect, who has only been identified by his surname, Ao, was attending a concert by Hong Kong singer Jacky Cheung with his wife and friends last week. The South China Morning Post reports that Ao was shocked when police approached and led him away for “economic crimes.”
Soon getting soon
metal in Munchen
hey guys, I am moving to munchen, and for sure there is tons of metal gigs and concert but I can not find any fb page or webpage, where are those concerts and gigs promoted, so if you now about something please let me know! (especially black metal) /,,/
RUSSOPHOBIA during the WORLD CUP
It starts tomorrow! Which means the Russophobia is coming boys! ErnstChan was shut down by Merkel because we exposed the anti-Russian agenda of the media. What are we going to do about it?
Pro tip: Don't say anything bad about Killary or you will be found hanging in your hotel room like Anthony Bourdain.
Where is everybody?
Get your balls out boys it's time to stretch your legs!
Time for the beautiful game: https://www.fifa.com/worldcup/
Am I really that weird for refusing to marry a woman who is not a virgin? I just don't see how it's reasonable to expect a man to give up his freedom and spend his whole life loving and providing for a woman who had sex with other guys before him. And the idea of being her 27th lover makes it impossible for me to take the relationship seriously.
Toxic feminism
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44800145
>During Russia 2018 photographic agency Getty Images published a photo gallery of "the hottest fans at the World Cup" featuring exclusively young women.
>The gallery was later removed by Getty, who said that it was a "regrettable error in judgement" and that an internal investigation would be made.
Russian Bernd here. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Moscow oblast.
We're gonna jack cars. I know how to get into a car, I know how to start it, where to get the equipment necessary and how to forge documents to sell the car for a little less than it's market price.
I've been around cars for as long as I remember.
Frankly, I'm sick of my life and of my $1k/month salary. It's no way to live for me. Time to change that. If you feel the same way we can work something out.
\KC\
Krautchan (KC) is like the modern day west
It's not based on anything, it can't be defined, so it's not exclusionary enough to keep the turds out and because of that it's becoming shit.
What is the point of KC? Saying it's a board for "discussions" is like saying western civilization is about "democracy and freedom". It doesn't give purpose and bring in high-iqs and it doesn't keep out morons with vague values like that!
e-Life
Is everyone else as tired of the internet as I am? I haven't found anything remotely entertaining on it in about 7 years.
Maybe in the future high IQ people will be the only ones having real lives and children and low IQ morons who find internet memes and clips entertaining will be sitting around chatting about nothing until they eventually die out.
Empire State Donald
Happy 4th of July!
"Think like a mountain, grow to the top"
Donald Trump is seeking to expand his powers as a president. He wants to build a marvelous wall. In order to succeed in his unquenchable passion, he needs a League of Humans to help him craft the wall. Could Trump build the wall of his dreams?
G7 Summit
Bernd please analyze this photo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RegSprecher/status/1005475391920844801/photo/1
>Steffen Seibert Verified Account
>@RegSprecher
>Zweiter Tag des #G7-Gipfels in Kanada: Beratungen am Rande der offiziellen Tagesordnung #G7Charlevoix pic.twitter.com/5GiGF6zTHr https://t.co/5GiGF6zTHr
>08:43 - 9. Juni 2018
kIM WITH HER
Who could have thought that the first American president to ever meet the leader of North Korea would be our very own madame president Hillary Rodham Clinton?🤩⭐️🌼✨
Madame presidents meeting with Kim Jong-Un has been going swimmingly, world politics is getting a much needed feminine touch. Kim even promised to make the next North Korean leader a woman.👌🏿🌸✨❤️
This meeting has been so long overdue, thank goodness we have our madame president to promote peaceful nonviolent resolutions in a non threatening womanly way.💁🏿⭐️✨🌸
Jesus Christ imagine how badly drumpf could of screwed things up. That is, considering he ever had a chance at becoming president in the first place.
KARMA IS A BITCH
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GET FUCKED
KARMA IS A BITCH
GET FUCKED
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KARMA IS A BITCH
https://william-o-romine-jr.blog/2017/02/03/william-ottis-romine-jr/
>At the time this post is made [6/4/2018] Taylor Swift and I have never personally met; she has only met my identify theft impersonator [my brother; a member of the KKK; 407 Long Branch Way, Canton, GA 30115] as part of the professional psychological warfare the Mafia [Galardi family], white supremacists [KKK], and their supporters are waging on me with the identity theft pulled on me. I am still here Taylor Swift, Priyanka Chopra, Selena Gomez, Rihanna Fenty, and others [if you can learn how to love, again, after the shit that has gone on] [monogamously or non-monogamously; I am a former hippie [used to communal living] and the scientist who developed the concepts behind the [now available] AIDS vaccine and the cocktail chemotherapy]. That was my brother who [summer, 2016] drove up to Nashville, Tennessee and sexually molested Taylor Swift [claiming to be me via identity theft] and then claimed to “set Taylor Swift free” from our relationship [which never existed with the real me but which existed with my brother [the KKK member], who Taylor Swift dated via identity theft, thinking that he was me].
Is this guy insane or a genius?
How has bernd life changed since death of kc
For better or for worse
the good
1.I stopped drinking(although I am drunk now for first time since)
2.I stopped making ISIS webms, and I barely even follow ISIS propaganda at all anymore
3. I haven't seen a naked tranny or gay porn in two months
the bad
(nothing)
Negress wives when?
What is the consensus on black women, are their advantages like high libido and low standards enough to offset their primary downside over women of other races, which is primarily their stds and their dark, coarse, smelly skin? Asking for a friend
World Refugee Day
Happy World Refugee Day /kc/.
Today we reflect upon the fact that we have lost our home Krautchan. We remember the Serious Discussions. The Bernds who came and left. That which cannot be recovered. Gone like memories in the wind.
Our home. Our Krautchan.
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>wake up at midnight because unemployed piece of shit
>decide to go to convenient store to get munchies at around 3AM
>very dark except for street lights
>happening senses tingling
>see a hooded figure in front of house, in pitch black area
>figure it's a tree, but as I approach he runs to the house he is standing in front of
>motion sensor light goes on, his ravioli fell out of the can for being spotted by a stupid motion sensor light
>keep walking wondering wtf why is some hooded guy standing on the sidewalk at 3AM
>beings to follow me
>not at street light so surrounded by darkness and heart is racing from dank joints I smoked before going outside
>once I hit a street light I turn around and look at him, to make sure he knows I know he's following me
I stopped going to the convenience store because there was 5 kids arguing outside of it, at 3AM and my heatenings was too much.
So I'm walking back, empty handed and I see the guy breaking into a car.
I think he was going to mug me if I didn't turn around when he was following me, I wish I could've trayvon martin'd him
I'm utterly incompetent at everything I do. I always fail hard everytime and bring shame to my name in whatever endeavours I set myself to do.
Because of that, I resort to imageboards to share my feelings with other losers and try to build a little bit of self-esteem by laughing at dumb nihilistic memes.
(female) Teacher/Professor
http://contentodays.com/lady-oksana-neveselaya-from-belarus-is-considered-as-worlds-hottest-teacher/
I just realized that the primary purpose of having kids is so that you can anchor your woman to yourself so she doesn't whore herself to an endless supply of young and athletic 18-28yo men as easily.
Fuck, I wish someone had told me this and I hadn't started my testosterone medication that kills my fertility. If my soon 30yo self manages to get a gf she will probably cheat with younger men.
Today is the Anniversary of D-Day
Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force:
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months.
The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.
But THIS is the year 1944. Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The Free Men of the World are marching together to victory.
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.
Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
God Bless America
God Bless Europe
God Bless the Free World
God Bless Liberty
God Bless DEMOCRACY!
God Bless those who fought for it then and fight for it now so that all the world is free.
BIBLE
http://biblehub.com/psalms/37-11.htm
"But the humble will inherit the land And will delight themselves in abundant prosperity."
