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Americanism
Why do Americans blame "the government" for all their problems?
Take this for example:
https://youtu.be/Mak252eVB5o?t=8m54s
(its only about a min to watch)
Why can't Americans make the nuance of politicians making bad policies but instead go full retard about "oh no ebul governments always spend money wrong"?
Facebook post connected to suspect in van rampage cites ‘incel rebellion’
And so it begins...
>A post made on Facebook just moments before Monday’s pedestrian attack in Toronto detailing an “Incel Rebellion” appears to have been made by suspect Alek Minassian’s actual account, a Facebook spokesperson told The Globe and Mail.
>The post praised Elliot Rodger, a man who killed six people and then himself in California in 2014, and who also described himself as an “incel” – someone who is involuntarily celibate. While many fake social-media accounts are often created in the aftermath of a tragedy, Facebook said that the account and post did not appear to be fake.
>it's Year 1 Reed (1519)
>you are a butthurt woman hating Montezuma, only you know why
>Aztecs have been farming neighbouring tribes for humans to enslave or sacrifice instead assimilating or destroying them for quite a while
>Atzec empire has a standing army of 200000 men
>80000 people have been sacrificed by ripping their beating hearts out over 4 days when that big ass pyramid was finished
>Maya have their own thing going in Yucatan
>Cortes arrives with 16 horses and nearly 500 men
>He sinks his own ships to ensure none is fleeing
>He finds another Spaniard amongst the Maya who is the sole survivor of 26 shipwrecked sailors who stranded in Central America 10 years ago
>The other 25 got eaten but the surviving man has learned Mayan while in captivity and is able to act as an translator
>some interactions and skirmishes with the Aztecs occur
>Cortes gets you as a present from Montezuma
>you are able to speak Aztec and Mayan and learn Spanish from the Spaniard speaking Mayan
>quickly become Cortes mistress and translator
>tell him how to prey on old myths and how to defeat Montezuma
>Aztecs afraid of horses because they think is some godly beast made out of man and animal
>Cortes is joined by tribes hating the Aztecs
>somehow he defeats the entire empire with "the help of god and you"
...
>50 years later over 95% of the native population of originally 30 million is dead - burned at the stake, fed to the dogs, chopped to pieces and so on
...
>500 years later you are loathed and frowned upon
tldr ~ one single butthurt woman is responsible for the utter destruction of native central American Culture and millions of deaths.
http://www.toxicteeth.org/pressRoom_recentNews/December-2016/Victory-for-children-in- the-EU!.aspx
Victory for children in the EU!
The children of Europe have won!
I'm posting this here because I thought we could hear some good news for a change
>Well here in my country, Brazil, most people are black, dark skinned. I don't know how it is like to be black in the USA, but here it is great. The females only like blacks around here, whites are seen as feminine. And a tall, muscular black man is perfect.
>What are your specs brother? Are you short/dwarf? Deformed? Sick? Because if you are just black, here in Brazil you will get 2 wifes the moment you put your feet on the ground. You don't have to say anything, just by being black they will come to you. And if you say you are from another country?? MY BOY THEY WILL FIGHT FOR YOU like crazy.
>Otherwise, it will be just COPE on your part.
is this true?
can i really go to BR and get gf so easily?
http://www.toxicteeth.org/pressRoom_recentNews/December-2016/Victory-for-children-in- the-EU!.aspx
Victory for children in the EU!
The children of Europe have won!
I'm posting this here because I thought we could hear some good news for a change
I put together a computer for the first time in about 8 years. Can you guys give me some feedback?
All I want is an entry level machine to browse and be able to do some light video and image editing and the odd RTS game. I'm debating on whether or not to go with linux(but I don't really since I'm gonna use Office) and if maybe a pentium is enough. Is a pentium enough? The card is the cheapest I could find that isn't a real POS, christ the prices are insanse.
Plans afterwards are to expand another 4gb slot, add a couple lf hard drives, and a bluray player. One upgrade per paycheck. This should pretty much max out my motherboards 4 sata connections and 2 ram slots so that I can be using it for maximum efficiency.
Basically, I don't want to have any resources that I don't need or any empty motherboard connection on the table.
Our understanding of love is flawed because true romantic love can only occur in one direction since it is fundamentally a tragedy and not a comedy. Only when one person flows with emotion towards another does true love exist as true love is sort of a cross between devotion, loyalty, lust and admiration and these are all emotions wherein there is a clear superior.
r8 muh theory
Ready Player One: action, sci-fi, thriller, crime, adventure from Spielberg
Let’s talk about the best movie of 2018. Tron meets Wargames meets Summer Wars meets Indiana Jones meets BTTF meets Robocop meets Idiocracy meets nostalgia. Budget is $ 175,000,000 and the movie better than ‚Blackhat‘ from 2015 with superhacker Chris Hemsworth and lots of Asians. Has anybody seen it already? Opinions?
>Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
>Und der Teufel der lacht nur dazu:
>Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>Wir kämpfen für Deutschland,
>Wir kämpfen für Hitler,
>Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
That feel when I learnt how to play this on the harmonica (still can't figure out some lines though, perhaps bending is needed or I started off the wrong note (started at -6 on a C diatonic).
Electricity bill too high
My baseboard heater works by setting the room temperature. It's a 5 foot long baseboard heater in a 170 sq.foot room. I set the room temperature to 22 Celsius. How much wattage does this consume?
And would it cost more to set the temperature to 23 C?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI1yUXddXt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpa4XaiVSm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2COprIhLI5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3oMN2soqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAA8lrk_M20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5osiobSIRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PXkl9TlMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PXkl9TlMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj05B4oNeaE
Infinity War identification please
Can you help me with the identification of the characters? I’m not very familiar with the superhero-universes.
1: Ironman
2: Dr Strange
3: ?
4: ?
5: Groot
6: Bautista from GOTG
7: Rocket Racoon
8: the alien empathy girl from GOTG, Deanna Troi style
9: ?
10: ?
11: ?
12: ?
13: ?
14: Thanos
15: ?
16: ?
17: ?
18: ?
19: badass chick from GOTG, Jackson Pollock style
20: badass chick from GOTG, cyborg style
21: Star-Lord Quill
22: Hulk
23: Black Widow
24: ?
25: Black Panther
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway_(film)
It's finally here. Breivik is getting a movie.
Extrapolate yuor option
Igor here
Why do you post on this cancerous 8chan, instead of dedicated https://kohlchan.net/int/ ?
Just so you know, I am exclusively on kohlchan.
https://www.baalmueller.de/literatur/die-nibelungen/
read the "Nibelungen" if you want to know where Tolkien found his plot
Monitor
I am about to pull the trigger on the ASUS MG279Q. Am I making a mistake? I do sit on gtx 1080.
I'm looking for image quality (browsing, photos, colors, etc); i don't do much gaming.
And also, seeing that this is a 2k monitor and i will be primarily using it for web browsing, is it not too awkward resolution? Won't the text be too small?
Hey BRballs... what do you think of this?
Earlier 2017 a legislative idea was launched on the website of the Federal Senate to hold a referendum on the restoration of the monarchy in Brazil. Needing 20,000 votes in favor, it reached the mark of 32.000 votes and was converted into a legislative suggestion, already sent to the Commission of Human Rights of the Brazilian Federal Senate for debate, awaiting a rapporteur. On 10 August 2017 the legislative suggestion received official support from the state of Minas Gerais through a motion sent by the State Legislative Assembly to the Federal Senate.[10] On 14 November 2017 the state of Rondônia did the same by sending a motion to support the referendum proposal for the restoration of the monarchy to the federal senate through its legislative assembly.[11]
I just realized that the primary purpose of having kids is so that you can anchor your woman to yourself so she doesn't whore herself to an endless supply of young and athletic 18-28yo men as easily.
Fuck, I wish someone had told me this and I hadn't started my testosterone medication that kills my fertility. If my soon 30yo self manages to get a gf she will probably cheat with younger men.
Help me /int/. I'm a girl who was raised by white nationalist parents. They raised me in a community of other white nationalists, and taught me the importance of the existence of the white race. Even my friends, the guys I date and almost everyone in my social circle are white nationalists.
But ever since I hit puberty, I've always been very attracted to black men. They just exude this, natural, spontaneous magnetic sexuality that makes my panties wet. Their beautiful dark chocolate skin, their large robust frame, their ripped, muscular physiques, their primal, masculine facial features, and their confident, aggressive bad boy swagger. I just can't help myself but to sleep with them.
The sex is always amazing. Their dicks are large, and they can last the whole night long. They fuck with this raw, passionate energy, they have great rhythm and their dominance in bed just makes me feel like a real woman. I come countless of times each time I have sex with a black guy, something that none of the white boys I dated have ever been able to do.
I don't want to lose my friends and family over this, and I do have a white nationalist boyfriend at the moment. He's sweet, and he supports me and gives me money, but he just doesn't turn me on sexually. I don't wanna hurt him since he treats me pretty good, but once in a while I get that craving for my fix of black men.
I can still be a white nationalist while doing this once in a while, right? I mean, everybody's got their vices. And it's not like I'm breeding with them. I'm on the pill, so technically it's not racemixing.
>Bitch of a mom who tries to use bogus custody laws is forced to let her son who hates her leave
It's long, but it's worth it. You can see how fucken fake and shitty she is--using every manipulative ploy she's got--crying, poking at the kids ego (you're being ugly to me), crying in hysterics as soon as the cops arrive, bargaining (new car for you!)---so much fucken bullshit it's unbelievable.
And the cuck of a new-husband she's married to jesus christ.
1KC-Stare(This is not a typo btw)
>The thousand cock stare (1kc stare) happens when a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she lost all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
>Using our classification techniques we help you identify such women. Beware of red results As @IllimitableMan says: Same girl, but only the left has wife potential.
India
Having the highest population in a non-communist country is India's secret to becoming a superpower. Indian CEOs in Western companies have already shown the West what India is capable of and this is only a glimpse of what is to come.
India has great work ethic that western countries lack. Few Indians have hobbies, preferring instead to work hard. India's race to the future will be fueled by its hardworking and intelligent large population of tech-savvy workers.
The American era has come to an end. The Japanese future we expected never came. The future is Indian. How are you prepared?
https://www.techspot.com/news/74150-chinese-police-use-facial-recognition-tech-identify-suspect.html
>The use of facial recognition technology in surveillance cameras is common in China, with systems found everywhere from streets, to bus stations, to grocery stores, and airports. Chinese police say they recently used the technology to identify then arrest a man at a music venue attended by over 50,000 other people.
>The 31-year-old suspect, who has only been identified by his surname, Ao, was attending a concert by Hong Kong singer Jacky Cheung with his wife and friends last week. The South China Morning Post reports that Ao was shocked when police approached and led him away for “economic crimes.”
Soon getting soon
Here in Florida we have an absolute SHIT law called the baker act where basically if you tell your therapist if you want to gill yourself she will call the cops, they will arrest you and cart you off to the loonie bin. This actually happened to me last Friday, I just got out and fuck was it hell. First of all, BAKER act applies not only to people with potential suicidal tendencies, BUT WITH POTENTIAL HOMICIDAL TENDENCIES AS WELL... point being, first night I was roommates with a tatted up Hispanic dude that was loonie binned because he threatened to tie up his wife and children, throw them in his car and drive them into the lake. I woke up at 3AM and he was pissing on the wall. He wasn’t that bad but he threatened to beat me up if I kept readjusting my sheets in the middle of the night. Fucking docs only gave me melatonin and my lexapro while I was there while seemingly everyone else was injected with all kinds of dope. Anyway, second day the hispanic guy left and I ended up with a friendly schizophrenic black guy in his 20s who wasn’t so bad, just he would wake up crying about his dead mother occasionally.
Question to these stupid barbarians
Why do krauts always attack at 4am or at morning when everybody normal wants to sleep. These stupid autistic barbarians are even more perfidious than anglosaxons or russians combined.
How the hell I have to manage to pull out a horse from stable at 4am morning and go fight these idiots without even a coffee or a breakfast. Jesus Christ.
I've been doing some minor research as to why the Union was so determined to conquer the South instead of letting it exist apart as would make logical sense.
One explanation I've seen is that "The South was wildly expansionist".
I haven't been able to find anything pointing to this whatsoever. Why the fuck would anyone think the South, the country that spent its entire history defending against a vastly stronger industrial, colonial power, was expansionist?
Concerned native 8channer.
I'm a bit concerned by these "refugees" from krautchan. I mean, let's call them what they are, invaders. Yes, I said it. They come here after they screw up their imageboard and try to screw up ours. Do they even try to adapt? No, they bring their shitskin language and memes. "bernd" and "gondola". ugh! They need to go back and fix their own home. It's not gonna be easy, someone is gonna have to take responsibility for the moderation and pay for the domain and server time but quite frankly that's their problem. We need the server resources and the memes for our own beleagured boards. What about /electronics/? What about /improve/? What about /kind/? These are wholesome boards that are thrown aside so that valuable resources and posts are given to these moochers. I will say this again GO BACK YOU ANIMALS! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! YOU HAVE NEVER MADE A MEME WORTH ANYTHING AND ONLY EXIST TO LIVE OFF THE BACK OF THE CIVILIZED 8CH-MAN!
For the many Brazilian women who can’t afford the imported version but long to have a blue-eyed baby, there is always Facebook .
Every month, scores of Brazilian men post offers there to impregnate women free, either by having sex or with a needleless syringe. Among them is João Carlos Holland de Barcellos, a 61-year-old computer scientist whose piercing blue eyes and silvery blond hair—a legacy of what he says are his English and German ancestors—make him popular with wannabe Brazilian moms.
His wife manages his agenda and transfers his semen via syringe to the near-daily guests to their chaotic São Paulo home. He sees children as a way to perpetuate his genes and ensure his existence beyond death. “It’s an atheist’s way to achieve immortality,” he said.
Dogs are the most overrated animals on earth. They're dumb and loud, barking at anything and anyone for no reason, disturbing the peace for all bernds who like to read or listen to music (or simply sleep!). Most of them are completely useless and won't be able to defend you in case you're attacked. Unless you have a big mean dog like a pitbull or a German shepherd, your precious canine will actually be less than useless in a fight. You'll be more worried about the attacker harming your dog than actually defending yourself. In a survival situation, dogs are a liability.
>A-at least they keep you company!
"No!" Dogs are no substitute for human contact. It's really sad that when a person is lonely, has no friends or family, the first advice people give him is 'get a dog', as if that will fill the hole in his heart. Yes, humans can be difficult to deal with, you need social skills to make friends, and there's always the risk of being hurt in some way. But that's precisely what makes relationships so fulfilling when you manage to make them work! A dog's love is cheap, so long as you feed it and treat it well, it will always stay by your side. Not because it appreciates you as a person, but just because we bred it to be like that. Only an emotionally immature person would think that a dog's love is comparable (or even superior) to a human's. This is why, since time immemorial, some people have preferred cats to dogs. A cat doesn't need you, it can survive just fine on its own. Hence its affection feels more genuine. To praise dogs for their unconditional loyalty is like praising a parasite for never leaving your body.
In short, dogs are the ultimate keinbernd accessory. They should all be destroyed! Thanks for your attention. Have a nice day.
8ch.net/kc/ > GayC.net/int/
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/10760.html
Homos get rekt by glorious 8ch!
Benito Mussolini-Il duce
Was there anybody more based than this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-k8hYvoCHE
serious question,also i was kind of wondering how germans view the italian-german aliance in ww2,the pact of steel
Hotshot
==RED TEXT==What's the difference between a liar and a bernd?
Liars don't believe their own lies.
Varg is in his 40s but was in prison for 16 years. He now has 6 children and lives in rural France in a 100% white community, his wife is French nobility whose mother grew up in a castle, he has 3 cars (2 Russian, 1 Italian) from the finest carmakers on earth, Lada, UAZ and Fiat.
Bernd is a lonely lonely man living in a 1bed apartment with 1 crappy German car, reminiscing about junior high school faps to the prom queen chad enjoyed. Varg makes a youtube post, gets 40,000 views within 2 hours. But where is bernd's soft-power? He spams krautchan for 8 years, gets a total of 30 responses (half of which tell him to kill himself).
Varg sells music and fantasy role-playing board games on Amazon to the tune of $1000's a month, where is bernd's merchandise to raise a family on? Really makes you think
How come no one is shaming and annoying the japs about being insular xenophobes? Why are the whites afraid to be like the nips where it actually matters? And the japs were with the nazis and no one is giving them grief for ostracizing the gaijin (goyim, coincidence?). Fuck muds.
Formel 1 / Formula 1
Ratiere Vettels neue Frisur. Rate Vettel's new haircut.
Werden es Vettel und/oder Ferrari diesmal zum Fahrertitel / Konstrukteurstitel schaffen? Are Vettel or Ferrari going to win the F1 championship for driver / constructor?
Oder wird die Scuderia sogar von Red Bull mit dem jungen Verstappen überholt?
Im ersten Training fuhr Hamilton im Mercedes ja wieder mal Kreise um die Ferraris. Um Lichtjahre überlegen.
Wie gefällt der neue HALO-Cockpitschutz? How do you like the new HALO protection system? Titanium, 7 kg.
Alex Jones: Hot Women Tried to Date Me When I Was 13 to Try to Convert Me to Satanism
>The famed conspiracy theorist behind InfoWars spun a tale for his viewers last night that rich attractive 17-year-old girls attempted to date him when he was only 13 and 14 because they were attempting to convert him to Satanism and stop him from starting his media empire in the future.
>The InfoWars founder, who has previously claimed he had over 150 sexual partners before he was 16, went on to describe how one girl picked him up in an expensive Mercedes — “that’d be a $300,00 Maybach today,” Jones said — while explaining that the reason the head cheerleader was going out with a freshman was to “get me into the cult.”
Race and skin colour
>A key gene mutation promoting lighter skin (SLC24A5) occurred 29,000 years ago in Asia and later spread into Europe. But Africa is the source of other gene variants that contribute to lighter skin in populations around the world (DDB1, MFSD12, and HERC2).
Question to these stupid barbarians
Why do krauts always attack at 4am or at morning when everybody normal wants to sleep. These stupid autistic barbarians are even more perfidious than anglosaxons or russians combined.
How the hell I have to manage to pull out a horse from stable at 4am morning and go fight these idiots without even a coffee or a breakfast. Jesus Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74JreeGNc8
Holy fuck this makes me want to kill myself--how the fuck could women be this cruel?
ANOTHER DAY IN EUROPE
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43683687
>Reports of casualties in Germany after van drives into pedestrians in city of Muenster
USA arm teachers with baseball bats to keep the murderous creaturas in check
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/12/us/baseball-bats-pennsylvania-schools-trnd/index.html
i got my wallet stolen and tried to report it to the police. I will summarize my experience in greentext form
>Walk towards police station
>See the door
>Try to walk towards door
>"STOP! Where do you think you're going?"
>"Hello I would like to report a robbery" (Hola quisiera denunciar un robo)
>"What did you lose?" (literal translation)
>"I was leaving the atm and this guy snatch the wallet from my hand"
>"Well, can you prove it was yours?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Do you have a receipt or certificate to prove you bought the wallet?"
>"It was a gift from my dad 5 years ago"
>"That's great! You can go and ask him for the receipt then!"
so what I did was pull out my phone and look for another police station on google maps, this time I changed my story and told them the robber pointed a revolver at me and threatened to shoot me, but they told me their computer systems weren't working so they couldn't file my report, to come back in two weeks time.
i had a key from work inside the wallet and unless i can show my boss a copy of the police report they will accuse me of losing it and sanction me. I will arrange my house a little bit and call the hotline to report a home invasion. maybe this will work
So I was thinking about wars n stuf and how one of the key factors of propaganda is demonizing the enemy, usually through what would be now seen as racist/etc remarks. That poses a bit of a problem in the current climate where anything politically incorrect is verbotten so that makes me wonder. If we were to get into a war, a big one, the only countries we could potentially fight are pretty much all racially homogenous(middle east, china, russia, latin america) meanwhile ours are not.
My questions, 1: how would propaganda play out if we cannot debase our enemy with the most fundamental of things, i.e. their racial differences towards our own(since the west is pretty much compromised of effectively mutts)
and 2: How would we deal with potential traitors/double loyalties i.e. American Chinese who not only refuse to fight but actively undermine the movement? Is it possible that concentration camps could come back in some form or would the pc police be too strong for that?
Overall, what are the implications of a political correct climate during a total war scenario and what would it's reaction be? Please, discuss in detail for me.
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What is your opinion on https://meguca.org/pol/?
Please only serious responds
DO NOT USE A SMART PHONE. EVEN IN AIRPLANE MODE IT RECORDS YOUR LOCATION!
source Tucker Carlson show: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FTuckerCarlsonTonight%2Fvideos%2F585398735128783%2F&redir_token=D27t4PsYJ0hdRFIXxDvLtdqgb-N8MTUyMzY1MTk1NkAxNTIzNTY1NTU2&v=wd_lhqi2NcA&event=video_description
Use a dumb phone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_lhqi2NcA (scotties tech)
(latest) Tucker Carlson Tonight 4/11/18
This has been the worst week of my life kc. I've been withdrawing from alcohol and lyrica, but the symptoms are way, way, way out of proportion to the amounts I was taking. I've been having panic attacks for 4 days straight, with a few minutes of calm between.
So if you think your problems are bad remember there is someone who has it way worse than you.
>stan lee struggles to sign his own name at a convention and got people pissed that he "ruined" their comics
I mean, just look at this twitter rambling. How callous, but I can't help but feel smug that the guy that gave manchildren their escapism is now being swallowed up by their autism he helped enable. Truly, this is poetic justice.
i think i may just leave my job and become semi neet again
i have part time job planed and at the same time i could take welfere for 6 months giving me about 450 euro total income for those 6 months
while my current income in full time job is 500 euro
but as oppose to full hours i would do only 2,5h per day
I was feeling very hungry so I went to a local seafood place to satisfy my cravings and as I get seated I bumped into an old high school friend. She was amazingly still as pretty as ever and we started talking since she recognized me too. We hit it off, due to some shared history, and out of nowhere I gather the courage to ask for us to meet up with again which she agrees readily all smiles. It was probably the best thing that's happened to me in years. My future finally had some hope in it for once and we stay chatting for awhile(i ordered a shrimp cocktail btw) and caught up what's been happening with us since we left high school, you know, the usual bullshit. As I get up to hug her goodbye my vision became blurry and I started hearing an alarm clock. Yes, it was 4 am and my alarm was ringing to get me up for work. I was devastated. This happened today and it utterly ruined my day.
Last week:
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/trump-defies-his-generalson-isis-and-syria
Folks, we need to get out of these bad wars. We are LOSING BIGLY !
This week:
see attached image
Ok kc experts. Explain this. I grew up on Kc, since im 16, only Kc, no reddit, no 4chan. Kc did raise me, and gave me more values than my own parents. I use krautchan speak in real life. Being liked on Kc is hard mode because everybody hates you. Once i started to interact in public i was acting like a psycho, but was able to get most people on my side. I get girls without much problems, and i get people to like me pretty fast. What is the science behind this? Did Kc make me this way, or am i just born this way? Explain plz.
Some of my dreams are stright out movie scripts
like this one i just had
Genre:Sf Dark Commedy
Premises: Group of 5 criminals (2 white man 2 black man and white woman) finished a haist when there got lots of money now they are parting in flat in obscure block of flats when they suddenly hear police sirens and get the idea that police is comming for them. From than on their quest to run away from police in a old vw van and plot to kill one another starts. In meaning time zombie apocalipse happen but our heroes ignor the world comming to end and still focus on police and killing each other/robbing other people and ignore the zombies unless forced to deal with them.
In the process they die one afther another in diferent way and action few times rewind to show what would happen if certain caracter decided to do something else until going one with "correct" wersion . For example kill the woman to steal her gun with in turn prevented his "friends" from realising plot to get rid of him.
In the end every one but one of the black man and the woman dies but thats far from the end of troble.
End twist. Zombie apocalipse turn out to be alien invasion and remining 2 along some other survivors are loaded at pods to be transported of planet.
But than negro comments on body of one of the aliens possesed (hot black woman) saying he would fuck that if not the circumstance.
Aliens tell him to show them now how he do it. He says he cant because i cant get hard now. So 4 of them bites him and than suddenly grow giant dicks and literally fuck him untill he brake apart and die.
Last scene we hear on of the aliens say "feast time" and we hear woman scream.
than after credits we get clips of people seen in the movie and considered dead rising as zombie/aliens and rapping survivors we also saw. The end.
Main cast
Middle aged white man ruthless sarcastic and with out any remorse
Young white rookie criminal full of doubts
Young dumb withe bimbo woman.
Big black guy muscular
Another black guy this time normal build dreds on head he is constantly high and is the least predictable of the group
>muh rising Chinese dragon
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/09/chinese-president-xi-jinping-speaks-at-boao-forum-for-asia.html
BERND NEWS FOR BERND PEOPLE
I have come as an ambassador from ernstchan to bring news of our unification. Ernstchan /int/ has 103k posts while 8chan has 41k. Therefore, it's time for 8chan bernds to move to ernstchan and re-unite the bernds under one banner.
I expect your migrations to occur within the next 3 days.
International news outlets cries for Lula.
That's very annoying, bernds. We brazilians fought hard to see that criminal in jail paying for his crimes. He will probably get more than 100 years in jail.
And then those stupid media outlets from France, USA, UK start publishing editorials in favor of him saying how he "took millions out of misery" (a lie, btw).
Even brazilian media, which is total shit, is baffled by international media reporting on Lula's prison. Recently I heard journalists on the radio saying that "those international news reporting in favor of Lula are the very definition of fake news" and also that "if you want to know nothing of what happens in Brazil, read what international news outlets are saying about us".
I also heard journalists saying international reporters come to Brazil "only for the beaches" and are "incompetent and know nothing about what is going on".
Send better reporters to our country.
xxx
Kanackenterror an deutschen Schulen - Freimaurer verantwortlich für Übergriffe , Mord und Totschlag
Schulleiter Nehls , ein notorischer Freimaurer und Kanackenfreund ermutigt seine minderwertigen Kanackenkinder regelmäßig "sich gegen weiße Zumutungen " zu wehren . Das Resultat kann man in Hamburg Horn bestaunen :
Schulleiter
Thorsten Nehls
Snitgerreihe 2
Telefon: 040 / 428872 – 121
E-Mail: thorsten.nehls(at)bsb.hamburg.de
copy/ paste the adress
https://www.bild.de/regional/hamburg/messer/klassenkamerad-sticht-auf-luca-ein-55327874.bild.html
"Kurz bevor Schlageter uns wieder verließ, um in die Städte sich durchzuschlagen, sprach er mit einigen englischen Offizieren, die von ihren Verbündeten, den Franzosen und Italienern, und von den Polen zusammenfassend nur als von den weißen Niggern redeten. Die Engländer dünkte ihre eigene Rolle in diesem oberschlesischen Spiel nicht sauber. Sie murmelten uns durch die Zähne zu, wir sollten, damned, doch die white niggers zum Teufel jagen. In Sausenberg begannen wir mit diesem Geschäft."
Your Onions?
Is the internet dying?
I've been an anon since Gamergagte 2014. My state college's newspaper, run by virulent leftists of course, ran a piece at the time about gamergate being a "misogynistic embarassment," so I looked into it and found 4chan and 8chan. As everyone must know by now, 8chan's activity has collapsed since then, but besides 4chan, it feels like all the alt-chans, or the ones that are left, are basically dead. I mean endchan has absolutely no activity now, all the great /intl/ boards are dead, and there's really only mewch and wizardchan. This makes me really sad.
A lot of people here seem to be confusing the word "white" with the phrase "white mater race". They are not synonyms, the "master race" part of the phrase is meaningful. Only a small minority of the nations commonly described as "white" have ever demonstrated that they are part of any sort of "master race". Almost all of the white nations have attempted to make themselves masters of other peoples, to have empires and to dominate significant sections of the planet and most of them have failed, which demonstrates that they are not part of any master race. Whole foreign continents speak English, Spanish and Portugese. French is a native language on 5 of 7 contents and Dutch is used natively on 4.
This map describes accurately which countries are and are not part of the white master race.
Shizo argie ponderings
On the MYTH of death being the end;
I, S-argie,takes up the pen to attack the hideous notion that after death existence ceases forever for the dead person. This gloomy idea has driven many a man to depression,to alcoholism,to fapping to futanari doujinshis.
I say, I SAY,that some even adopt this idea on porpouse to fap and to drink.
thus thinks I.
KC steam group
Hey kc,
I haven't posted on any of the diaspora places for like 3 weeks now mostly because I have been busy and I think I am off the hook.
I think I am slowly getting away from imageboards in general but I still want to keep in touch with bernds, be you nazi or a leftist idc. Does krautchan have any kind of Steam group or such alike that I could join? I play games probably once a year but I could use steam just to post and see what's up.
Russians explain this shit
The other day I was looking at the list of FIFA World Cup Official songs and this is what I found for Russia 2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup_official_anthems_and_songs
-English
-Spanish/English
-Polish/English, English, English
-Russian?
What's wrong Russia? Ashamed to be a Russian?
New Zealand says it would expel Russian spies ... but it can't find any
Lmao! Fucking poo peeland..
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/27/new-zealand-expel-russian-spies-cant-find-any
feels were feeled
Im reading a book on the Freikorps that were formed in post ww1 germany and the man that wrote it was part of one that fought in germany and the baltic. He fought with a Bataillon of six hundred men from Hamburg (just called Hamburger) who were always ready for a good fight and always had the Seeräuberlied on their lips during a long march. In the Baltic they suffered heavy casualities and then later during the kapp putchs they lost even more men that in the end they only were 10 left. The man that wrote the book decided to leave the other guys, the 10 that remained out of 600 started to sing the Seeräuberlied quietly while he made his escape out of fhe red pow "camp" ;_;
> kc closed
> Don't know what to do with life, did discover discord
> My speaking skills improve, my english gets better
> Start writing with cute girl
> We actually meet and had sex
I can't even fucking believe i wasted 10 years on kc. I could be a super chad by now, but i wasted my time on a forum for autistic assholes.
Japanese Moe Soft Power in Russia
Do we have any Slavs online? I'm curious about the Art Scene in Vladivostok. Are you online? Right let's fire away.
Thanks to Japanese Cultural Soft Power many of it's near abroad neighbours are copying it's modern animu culture. The kids of yesterday, who grew up watching animu, are growing up to become the artists of the future and uh-what we see might as well be coming out of Japan.
China- Released a few games called Girls Frontline and Azur Lane. Which is pretty much their take on 'let's turn everything into Cute Little Girls.' Girls Frontline is Guns and Azur Lane is WW2 Warships. Then we get the creepier shit like 'My Boyfriend is a Jinyiwei.' Similar to a Japanese manga where Girl meets Boy. If you don't know what a Jinyiwei is rename the title 'My Boyfriend is a Stasi Officer' and you get the idea.
Korea- They released a Game called Sword Girl Online. Basically Girls with Swords and Tits. Sure is animu in here.
Taiwan- Spitting out cartoon with faces that look very similar to an anime.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/36397/Shiyan_Pin_Jiating
Is something similar happening in Vladivostok where Russians look across the sea and decide they should also make their own harem anime, their own cute girl game, etc?
*liberal establishment introduces free trade and new world order after fall of Gommunism*
*crime rates, drug use, unemployment decrease for decades*
*trade increases, wages across the globe sky-rocket*
Low IQ retards: B-B-BUT I STILL WANT SOCIALISM/EXTREME NATIONALISM FOR SOME REASON???? FKING MIGRANTS/CORPORATIONS!
Liberal: *produces empirical evidence proving populists on the left/right are wrong*
Low IQ retards: B-B-BUT MUH NEO LIBERALISM (neo liberalism uttered like its a snarl)! FUCK U CLINTONS! FUCK U !!!!
cr1tical/penguinz0
What are your thoughts on this e-celeb vlogger?
https://www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0/videos
Why I don't like twitch:
KC-tier flash games
This game was made by the creator of Papers Please and it's 5/5 breddy good.
Despite being simple, its gameplay involves assburger themes like acoustic triangulation.
http://dukope.com/play.php?g=sea
What are some other flash games that appeal to the Bernd demographic?
I apologize for the Google translate, I know english very bad. Just interested in the question
How is the fight against depression in the Scandinavian countries? Are there any government programs in this regard? Interestingly, in Scandinavia people are the happiest, but there is a short Sunny day.
Krautchan has not yet perished,
So long as we still live.
What the alien force has taken from us,
We shall retrieve with a sabre.
March, march, Bernd,
From the 404 land to krautchan.co.
Under your command
We shall rejoin the nation.
We'll cross the 8chan, we'll cross the Ernstchan,
We shall be Bernd.
Bonaparte has given us the example
Of how we should prevail.
March, march…
Like Czarniecki to Poznań
After the Swedish annexation,
To save our homeland,
We shall return across the sea.
March, march…
A father, in tears,
Says to his Basia
Listen, our Bernds are said
To be beating the tarabans.
March, march…
is anti-vaccine community/attitude strong in your country? in poland they set up bilboards with words
>do you love your child? read drug leaflet
hoping that people will be scarried of adverse side-effects
we have in poland even physicians supporting right of parents to chose whether to vaccine or not
When did kids stop being cool? They used to be cool. You could see it in advertising and pop culture and everything. Now young boys look like goblins, most can't even grow a stubble before they're 20.
It's like Jackass vs... I dunno, pewdiepie or something else they enjoy these days.
I have spent over two hours of my day trying to take a shit, and I just can't. I spent one hour yesterday, but I didn't shit either. I was able to just move on then, but today I can't get rid of the sensation that my turd is knocking on my asshole's door. I'm gonna try to go do some squats, and see if that moves things along. What do you do to make your shits more successful?
Active Shooting at Youtube HQ
some absolute madman finally went after them
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-respond-youtube-possible-shooter-today-2018-04-03-live-updates/
Buying German Books
I want to buy a copy of "Der Untergang des Abendlandes" in the original German for my brother. The problem is that unlike him I don't speak German. Where do you suggest I buy it online? Amazon.de have it but I'm not sure if that is the best option. Where do Germans buy books online?
Unashamed blogpost
(I hope this is the KC where shittings are allowed.)
I had sex today.
I went out with this female friend of mine (we know each other since 2015 and even exchanged nude pictures back then) and we started to drink at a bar. Then we bought some beverages to drink at home and I got pretty drunk indeed. By midnight we started to listen to Zappa, sing, and dance a little, after which she taught me how to kiss like a girl, for she considers herself an almost-lesbian. Then we got a taxi and went to the gas station to buy three more beers (gas stations in Brazil always sell stuff like beer, chocolates, sandwiches etc. and never close). We came back in some random couple's car (crazy decision!) and the woman started flirting with us.
Then my memory completely fails, and I wake up naked, with a condom on my erect penis and the girl sleeping by my side. I realize I am stinking of vomit and she tells me I started to scream things in Italian (which she fortunately doesn't understand, because I guess I might have sung Faccetta Nera or other such songs, for I much enjoy Italian song from all periods). Then I take a bath and come back, still naked. I get another condom and we start to have sex. She hadn't shown me her tits before, but they are amazing. I bet she's embarrassed by the size and extreme pink (dawn-like pink, almost white) coloration of her nipples, but I myself loved it entirely. I sucked it, then licked her (she has a beautiful, unshaved vagina with light brown pubic hair, it is tight enough and small, unlike the one other girl I have slept with, who has a very large one). I proceeded to penetrate, and we kept on the same missionary position for some 15-20 minutes, and she claims she reached orgasm. I could hear it and feel it, but I am really doubtful about the claim, because I got the impression she wasn't very engaged and wanted it to be over soon.
Then we slept a little more and she went home.
Britain seems to be slowly regressing towards it's natural dickensian state.
>police on the verge of collapse and also corrupt
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/police-are-trained-to-hide-vital-evidence-cnfdbm6jz
>random shootings all the time
>constant rape
>leaders cannot be trusted
>epidemic of victorian era diseases
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/scarlet-fever-victorian-diseases-returning-uk/
>child poverty now resulting in malnourishment
http://www.bbc.com/news/education-43611527
If Britain does not get some good food soon it's gonna be worse than Brazil.
I don't know if I'm white enough and that makes me nervous.
I'm obviously majority white, but I don't know if I have nonwhite ancestry, and if I have, how much.
Is only 100% white considered white?
I fear that I will find a girlfriend and have children that have nonwhite dna, or that I will ruin a white lineage with nonwhite genes.
In the other hand, I'm the only heir of my patriline, the Y, and I would betray my ancient fathers if I didn't pass it on in my children.
I'm sure that my patriline is white, but I don't know anything else.
So I've had the flu for the past few days which has killed my appetite completely. I haven't felt hungry since thursday or friday. I'm a lardass, and this has given me hope.
I've heard that your stomach quickly shrinks when the amount you eat goes from far too much to far too little, and if this is so then hopefully it will be much easier to not overeat in the future if I make a concerted effort not to once the hunger returns.
Anyone else have experience overcoming fatass eating habits?
