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1. Please read the new rules at: https://8ch.net/kc/rules.html

2. Say hi to our new volunteers, Fredrick_of_One and Kuiper911!

3. To our Russian friends: you can bypass the putinwall with this tool. https://github.com/ValdikSS/GoodbyeDPI (Windows version) https://github.com/bol-van/zapret (Linux version)

4. The applications for volunteers are still open. https://8ch.net/kc/applications.html

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>not a ball


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Post all questions, complaints, suggestions about /kc/ and the state of the board in this thread.

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>Where is the content of this board

Der is wek seit (mindestens) dem Kohl-Wieder-Hoch vor zwo Wochen.

Da hat nämlich auch schon irgendein Bernd da nachgeschaut und diese Meldung dann pfostiert als Kohl wieder da war.

Keine Ahnung was der Hintergrund ist. Und wer überhaupt der Brettbesitzer ist.

Vielleicht wegen den neuen roten Zensurgesetzen, Hochladfilterpflicht und so.

Neue Fäden aufmachen geht irgendwie auch nicht (so leicht). Das hat Bernd vorhin schon ausprobiert.

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central london is still 80%+ white


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However alarming this may seem when you realize it, you are not the sum of your surroundings, you are just you, a scared insignificant being who will die out and disappear as quietly as you arrived.

You don't get to reap any collective glory from anything, the truth is your life is all you have. So if you never brought any victories to yourself you really have to ask what you are still doing playing it safe when you're already this old and you have nothing to look back on with pride and satisfaction.

If you ever wanted something and some bydlo or chad got it instead that means you lost out on getting what you wanted. And that moment of glory is all you have in this brief life.

What made him a winner wasn't his superiority it was greed and confidence, he stepped up and you stayed put and it's that simple. And the game doesn't end because you lost a competition that seemed important at the time it stays true until you die, it's not a sprint ending in your youth it's a lifelong marathon and you're the only person you have to satisfy. Get that through your head the main person you are letting down by living dull is yourself if you're not satisfying yourself or really chasing that end then what are you doing.

You only have a limited amount of time here and if you miss out then tough luck, there is no re-roll for men who missed out on the best things in life, and your inactions will echo forever. You are defined not by your genetic qualities at birth or how others label you but what you do. Their opinions are commentary and nothing more. Making history is what matters, not their commentary

Too much time is spent thinking about how you look and how much money you don't have, it really doesn't matter. Don't listen to excuse makers on boards, in the big picture it doesn't matter if you're a hapaswede freak what matters is that you see life is very brief and that you act. When we die we will all look the same, our bodies are an illusion of the real us, but our actions resonate through time. So don't use superficial and physical limitations as an excuse. You either try your best and make a fool of yourself then you die or you die without tryiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I strongly hold the belief that it is your genes that shape- although not fully control- your destiny and life. Hypergamy, LMS, and all these other common SA phenomenons are simply a result of women (and men!) trying to achieve the best genetic combination of children. A lot of people on this forum get enraged by these phenomenons, because they are thought of "unfair", but it is simply an evolutionary mechanism to produce the best children possible.

Alpha, well, genetically endowed men will be sought after by women, and they like lions will have their pick from any women they wish. If you are incredibly fortunate, you will be a child of a genetically supreme male. You'll inherit his strong hairline, broad shoulders, large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence. Most important of all, you will inherit his high sex drive, a trademark of good genes - your high sex drive will push you towards women and producing children, something that nature favors.



For these lucky young men and women, life always turns out alright. They could grow up in absolutely broken homes, they could fail out of college, they could get a DUI, they could be a stoner in their youth, and yet, at the end of the day, all works out. The reason for this is genetically strong human has nothing to fear: he doesn't worry about what people think of his receding hairline, since he doesn't have one, courtesy of his father. She doesn't worry what people think of her small breasts or fat waist, since she has a natural hourglass figure and large breasts, courtesy of her mother.

For these lucky few, life is a wild, wonderful adventure. They fully enjoy high school, college, and even life beyond, and when time comes to settle down, have children and build their careers, they are content. They have had their share of tight pussy and cool friends.

Compare this closely to a the life of a genetically inferior male or female. When a genetically inferior man or woman conceives a child, the child is doomed to a poor life quality from the start. You'll inherit your early male pattern baldness, your low testosterone, your narrow shoulders, your ugly features, your acne-scared skin... [cuts off because retarded mods deleted my first attempt to post this in 2018]


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Perhaps the most important feature of an genetic alpha male/female is the ability to "trust yourself". They have a deep inner confidence, because they have no excuse to fail - they don't have a crutch to rely on like beta males ("if only my hairline wasn't such shit, if only I wasn't so skinny, why oh why do I have acne"). This frees a genetic human, since it occurs to them "Why am I avoiding this? Theres no reason I can't attract people of the opposite sex or be successful, I'm a strong, handsome tall man with a great hairline, I have all the TOOLS FOR SUCCESS". Of course this is subconcious, but it affects them all the same.

With this thought in mind, take a look at the difference of quality of life between a genetic inferior human and superior one (I'll use men since most posters here are male and can relate). A genetically well-endowed male will have many friends growing up, have his parents fawning over him, excel in sports, and have a great, complete high school experience full of girls, sports, and drugs. He will most likely attend a "cool" college, where he will have one of the greatest times of his life, the fabled "college experience", full of joining the best fraternities on campus, going to bars each weekend, and having sex with beautiful college girls almost every day, while raging hard on the weekends with blow, alcohol and weed. After college, he'll fight his way up the corporate ladder to some succesful position, overcoming his earlier disadvantage of going to a bad (but cool) college because simply put people naturally respect genetically prime humans and want to be around them/see them succeed. He will marry a pretty woman who also has genes, a subconcious evolutionary decision. His children will resemble him and her, and likely be popular, good-looking, athletic and succesful. They will actually love their parents, because how could they hate someone who allowed them to win the genetic lottery? Once again, their parents gave them all the tools needed for success and happiness - a set of good genes.

A genetically inferior male? He will grow up skinny and small, weak and pasty and ugly. He will not have many friends, and will spend the majority of his childhood playing video games with his other nerdy, genetically inferior friends. He will not have sex with girls in high school, although due toPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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You cannot change this. Your DNA is ironclad, locked within your cells in a space so tiny that even the most powerful microinjectors cannot pry apart the DNA strands. Your life, your being, the very "you" is shaped from the day you were born.

And the curtain falls and the stage goes dark. Such, gentlemen, is life. It is not fair, it is not right. It simply is what is.


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On the left, a screenshot from american tinder

On the right, some demoralising statistics about getting dick wet.

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Cause your mom squeezed out a turd when I tried to assfuck her last night



Probably more board updates.


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Great thread, really nice of you to come in here and act like you own the place when we were trying since April 2018 to kill all infantile and unfunny 4chan memes and offer good wholesome content and thought provoking discussion for travelers and lurkers

You kohlburners need to be castrated and banned from the internet

Report kohlchan troll raid threads like this

They serve no purpose except to shit on a foreign board



okay retard

nice post btw. something tells me you need to fuck off to ernstchan. must be your autistic prose


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Ratiere Vettels neue Frisur. Rate Vettel's new haircut.

Werden es Vettel und/oder Ferrari diesmal zum Fahrertitel / Konstrukteurstitel schaffen? Are Vettel or Ferrari going to win the F1 championship for driver / constructor?

Oder wird die Scuderia sogar von Red Bull mit dem jungen Verstappen überholt?

Im ersten Training fuhr Hamilton im Mercedes ja wieder mal Kreise um die Ferraris. Um Lichtjahre überlegen.

Wie gefällt der neue HALO-Cockpitschutz? How do you like the new HALO protection system? Titanium, 7 kg.

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KHAAANN, err, BOTASS!! Vettel Vierter. Arrr.


>(Motorsport-Total.com) - "Es ist überraschend und schockierend, wie schnell Mercedes heute war", sagt Ferrari-Pilot Sebastian Vettel nach dem ...


6 Rennen, 6 Doppelsiege für Mercedes. Das ist doch Scheiße!


C-could it really be? Ferrari winnning Canada tonight?


Schiebung!!! Die haben Vettel den Sieg geklaut! >_<;

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Anyone heard of this?

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Deutsche Autoindustrie hat fertig. ;_;

Während die Chinamänner und die kalifornischen Techfirmen massiv in autonomes Fahren, Batterien und Zukunft forschen, tun die deutschen Flachzangen die Kapazitäten lieber in betrügerische Motorsoftware und kaufen danach Akkus und Hitechkomponenten aus Asien.


>Altmaier kritisiert Autoindustrie

>Berlin (dts Nachrichtenagentur) - Bundeswirtschaftsminister Peter Altmaier (CDU) sieht die deutsche Autoindustrie bei Zukunftstechnologien "nicht optimal aufgestellt". Es gebe "schwere Versäumnisse", sagte Altmaier dem "Handelsblatt". Das fange beim Elektroauto an und gehe beim Thema Batteriezellfertigung weiter.


>Das Know-how und die Fertigung lägen derzeit fast ausschließlich in Asien, kritisierte Altmaier. Dabei sei das eine essenzielle Zukunftstechnologie. "Wenn sich das nicht ändert, sind deutsche und europäische Hersteller abhängig von asiatischen Lieferanten", so der Wirtschaftsminister weiter. Die Konzentration wirke sich schon jetzt auf die Preise aus. [...]


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Elon did it again!


Das wird Tesla endgültig das Genick brechen!


>Risiko Elektroautos: Neue Herausforderungen für die Feuerwehr

brennender Streetscooter

>– Nach ungeklärten Bränden von Streetscootern zieht die Deutsche Post 460 Fahrzeuge zur Überprüfung aus dem Verkehr.

>– Das größte Risiko beim Brand eines Elektrofahrzeugs geht von den Batterien aus. Auch Giftstoffe können austreten.

>– Grundsätzlich stellen E-Autos bei Bränden die Feuerwehren vor besondere Herausforderungen.


>Im November 2018 brannten zwei Streetscooter der Deutschen Post: einer im baden-württembergischen Singen, der andere in Teuchern in Sachsen-Anhalt. In beiden Fällen sollen die Zustellerinnen den Lieferwagen kurz verlassen haben, um Post abzugeben, und die Autos bei ihrer Rückkehr brennend vorgefunden haben. Marco Föhlisch von der Feuerwehr in Teuchern erinnert sich an einen ungewöhnlichen Einsatz:


>"Bis zum Eintreffen der ersten Einheiten vor Ort hier innerhalb von acht Minuten war vom intakten Fahrzeug bis zum Wrack nicht mehr viel übrig."


>Nicht die ersten Fälle [...]


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This is terrifying

-israel can wirelessly hack your car and make it crash

-russian face recognition AI being used by moscow police

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San Francisco bans facial recognition


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Not my car. I drive an old, simple, unostentatious car that I can work on myself and isn't filled with unnecessarily complicated components which I don't understand and am not in complete control of. Can you imagine all the morons out there who cuck themselves buying modern zogshit because they're afraid of what women will think of them? Gotta have a "smart" phone or women might think you're poor!

>buy a new car goy! you wanna be a virgin forever?


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I agree with you but the thing is you have no girlfriend and you're a manchild weeb failure. Even being an obedient beta is better than that Also you're not even having fun have a life which most young men would rather suicide from inside of a week than continue living that way. You're giving old cars a bad reputation as something sexual failures drive.



Nah, I can get any woman I want without kowtowing to bitch culture like you do. You waste your time driving 'em to the apple store to buy them an iphone in your cuck'd & kike'd contemporary vehicle which you paid out the ass for (plus tax!) only to impress women. I don't bother with too much more than bending the bitches over and using them as god intended me to.


Millions of dollars was stolen from a Bangladesh bank

This is the lawyer they hire: https://youtu.be/6Y9UaLKbZQ0?t=516


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I got banned from kohl for 1 year

for saying its culture of racism is cancer. I said racism isn't bad, rather the "this race good! this race bad!" trolling is insufferable kiddie shit from 4chan.

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No you GYS fucking mod brown noser



Just stop going on kohl then you uberfag white knight. Get a fucking life instead you seem to care about it



No. I said gys. Understand?



Great youth swastika?



I got banned for 3 days for saying every idea, meme and joke on kohl is from 4chan and reddit

Instead of the mod banning pepe the frog threads and other 4chan cancer, they banned me

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I need a help helper to get me back on kaycee. I google kaycee, click on the first link, but the page does not load. Help me frens!


open browser type in adress bar kohlchan.net and thats all

not working right now but try later


It is back !

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I'm going to make her mine some day. It gives me hope for the future.




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Hahaha, you cum rags, I hope Kohl is forever dead.


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Haha, dich Fodse gips auch noch?


Report and ban these spamming invasion trolls

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Just realised most of kohl probably can't even connect to this place.


Yep sad

Btw not so many slavs here


Wtf I'm from France? Guys you gotta fix this shit. I'm 100% from Russia.



Kuck ma gibt noch 1 Bunker:



what occur to kohlchan net?



Dunno. Some say Helmut is fiddling something.

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What if they took it down for hatespietzsch?


I wouldn't give a shit because I haven't posted extreme political comments in months, but what about you, Bernd? Discuss.


It'll be back up



How do you KNOW???



Helmut's working on some of the features, like the poster map. Don't worry, it'll be back soon.



>What if they took it down for hatespietzsch?

Then this would be a sign of big assbleeding at the Greentaxbergs because of the Kohls.

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1. Me

2. That german who doesn't speak english

3. Amerilard

do you think my list is correct? discuss


What about me? I have a distinct persona


1. Amerilard(me)

2. German who doesn't speak english

3. >>49422

4. You





I'm the beaner that loves w*te girls. I'm easy to spot 👌✡😂🕎

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