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 No.17202[Reply]

>2017

>not being an ancap

this is why you are a virgin

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 No.17272

File: 1478df0929225d2⋯.jpg (60.59 KB, 594x598, 297:299, worry the pooh.jpg)

>>17258

>Vitaly Podvitski

Lolwut? Why are you reposting it? Are you an anarcho-putinist? :DD

>polish libertarian party

So, does it have any seats in the Polish parliament (or whatever you call it)?

>>17260

I wouldn't care for the "feelings" of a dog at all, it's a goddamn animal. I don't give a crap about all the pigs and cows and other tasty meatbags that I eat, don't give a crap about all the mice and chimps my medicines were tested on, and don't give a crap about all the fuckers that died because the forests that my city is built on were chopped down. I have no reason to care for some dog being fucked by a Polish pervert either.

>>17269

You are just jealous of people who have sex, that's why you want to outlaw it.


 No.17273

File: 964491ce6a4c5fd⋯.jpg (42.34 KB, 406x270, 203:135, HansHermannHoppe.jpg)

They – the advocates of alternative, non-family and kin-centered lifestyles such as, for instance, individual hedonism, parasitism, nature-environment worship, sucking dog benis, or communism – will have to be physically removed from society, too, if one is to maintain a libertarian order.


 No.17275

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>>17273

Ooh, we have another anarcho-fascist here!


 No.17277

>>17272

Why would I be jealous of people who have something I have repeatedly declined?


 No.17278

File: 2ab10006dafae18⋯.jpg (105.92 KB, 640x788, 160:197, ernst-junger-691260.jpg)

Being an Anarch not anarchist mkey?

t. Ernst Junger




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 No.16828[Reply]

are armenians white/european? or are they churkas like georgians and azerbaijanis?

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 No.17226

File: 75a350569bf0b37⋯.jpg (330.53 KB, 917x1280, 917:1280, dem hips.jpg)

Armenian woman


 No.17231

>>17226

Thicc.

But Armenians are usually ugly as sin.


 No.17259

File: 47370de0f24c53c⋯.jpg (177.99 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, uUOYbVU.jpg)

>>17226

too old


 No.17262

>>17226

can't even see the face


 No.17276

File: 08783e37c3832e6⋯.png (67.2 KB, 802x677, 802:677, spurdo pedo bear.png)

>>17259

Go back to cuckkanal/b




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 No.17072[Reply]

Do you like playing with legi, /kc/?

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 No.17207

File: 54928966e6c71cf⋯.png (57.28 KB, 658x714, 47:51, why worry man.png)

>>17198

>If you don't enjoy something, then why worry?

Maybe real worry is that i cannot spend time with my brother without feeling like assbörger and that other people menage things better?


 No.17209

I built a cable onto the wardrobe with legi once as a kid. I think I was around 10. Used nylon string as cables, and gear mechanisms and everything.

I'd've replied earlier but 8chan didn't want to let me post


 No.17263

>>17200

she has a kindle but she does not use it :o


 No.17265

I'd totally print and bind books myself if I had the money to churn out hundreds of them and a bookshelf to place them on


 No.17274

>>17265

I remember doing just that. We had a dial up internet back then, but it was enough to download a book, and an inkjet printer (cartridges were expensive, but my parents never said anything). I would have read on screen, but I was not allowed to spend too much time in front of PC (because they thought it makes you go blind or something). I mostly printed rare stuff you weren't able to get in a library or unpublished shit like fanfiction. I also once made an MTG-like card game, printed the cards on paper and glued them to cardboard, I played it with a friend of mine.




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 No.17181[Reply]

what have you eaten for lunch today, bernd?

>greek gyro

>some cheetos

>a sprite to drink

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 No.17188

Tomorrow i will probably order kebab and make myself sour soup


 No.17190

2 sandwiches with ham in aspic


 No.17267

>>17190

and water to drink


 No.17270

bratwurst and some sauerkraut


 No.17271

oh and beer




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 No.17002[Reply]

/r/ interesting wikipedia articles and other azburger stuff

i will start

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychology_in_medieval_Islam

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 No.17255

Just imagine fish escort service. Someone would pay for it.


 No.17256

File: 5fcf063ccb05a5a⋯.png (47.9 KB, 511x480, 511:480, spurdo fishing.png)

>>17253

Is this tube a new invention? Wiki says normally they use ladders and the fish just climb them.


 No.17257


 No.17264

>>17257

>Some checklists suggest that among infants, "prefers dad to mom" or "wants to hold the bottle as soon as possible" are indicative of attachment problems.

>"prefers dad to mom"

jej


 No.17268

>>17230

turks hate kurds so much even writing the word "kurd" makes them cringe




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 No.16961[Reply]

I can't see the balls! What do?

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 No.17194

>>17133

do you have any subcultures in singapore?


 No.17197

>>17194

lurk moar


 No.17199

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>>17194

We have a new Polish poster? Welcome to the board.


 No.17219

>>17194

Welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay!


 No.17261

>>17219

>>17199

>>17197

im on this board from about half a year but i do not read every single post




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 No.16072[Reply]

Ukrainian threda here

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 No.17177

>>17175

I read that in non-rhotically


 No.17178

>>17177

pls explain


 No.17179


 No.17238

Is Candydoll the only good thing to ever come out of Ukraine?


 No.17242

>>17238

>good

fetal alcohol syndrome, all of them




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 No.17212[Reply]

I refuse to buy school textbooks. I'd rather fail than be forced to pay money for a grade. I'm facing a huge problem now though which is the fact that I can't find a single copy of this book online. I've checked kickass torrents, piratebay, bookzz, libgen, gone through several pages of search engine results which all led me to nothing.

Only 4 hours remain until the chapter 1 assignment and quiz is due.

 No.17214

>>17212

which book nigga


 No.17215

>>17214

Principles of Computer Security

The only books I can find online are just lab manual versions of the book which are just instructions on how to do the labs and not the actual book itself


 No.17216

I found out that there's only a 10% penalty for turning in things late in a week. So I can turn in this quiz next week and get a 90% on it instead of 100% which is good enough for me.


 No.17240

>>17215

there's this and I believe you can get through registration 4free

http://booksreadingathome.com/downloads/principles-of-computer-security-fourth-edition-by-wm-arthur-conklin.pdf

I'd rather do it from a public computer though


 No.17241

otherwise listing main authors or publisher is usually a good idea too




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 No.16818[Reply]

>tfw american

>tfw you're freedom is better than that of lesser humans (aka euros,japs and the subhumans)

It must be humiliating to have been born in such a state anons, why haven't you committed honor suicide yet?

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 No.17180

>>17102

Mexico of Europe.


 No.17191

>>17180

ukraine is mexico of europe


 No.17196

>>17191

turkey is the mexico of europe, both mexicans and turks are a mixture of 3 different races, both owned a small portion of land in europe and the US, and both have their country's food in restaurants across the continents


 No.17208

File: 1e25c016d0d4d02⋯.jpg (16.42 KB, 340x254, 170:127, 4009b3079d3c6c3f71afc84744….jpg)

>>17196

But unlike beaners Turks are white


 No.17220

>>17208

Both have a White upper class.




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 No.9898[Reply]

Bernd, what do you think about Keinbernd games like No Mans Sky?

Do you play video games at all? PC? Console?

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 No.17185

File: abd13d4cee25e43⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 007_bodies.png)

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>>17184

Just dumped the bodies in a place. No time for burial.

Compton healed up. So I immediately ordered him to build the much needed rooms. In the middle of wörk he decided to take a nap. Lazy nigger! And he's gonna have the "slept outside bed" debuff for hours!

While the lordling stripped naked a corpse the SJW experienced very bad withdrawal symptoms. He's gonna break down. I ordered him to craft an horseshoes pin so he can play and relax a bit.


 No.17186

File: 8d2a72bb049fdbb⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 012_walk.png)

File: 3fed4da145c9e39⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 013_walk.png)

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File: aad12a25d16b205⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 016_sleep.png)

>>17185

Before Compton could slip out for a bit cloudwatching I ordered his ass back to wörk. He built a block of wall then he decided to take a walk. Back to wörk. After another block he went to play horseshoes. BACK TO WÖRK! Walk again. Where's my whip? And walk again. I really need to hire an overseer.

Then I let him to play horseshoes with SJW.

We had a visitor. She's a stronk womyn. Then everyone slept.


 No.17189

>>17186

Nice

What is your plan on surviving winter?

You dont have a farm nor lots of supples


 No.17217

>>17189

It's still 9th of spring I have the whole summer and half of autumn to grow shit. After I finished the most urgent necessities I'll give my attention to the question of food. On the fertile soil to the west shit will grow fast and while the crops grows I'm planning to gather berries with Compton and hunt a bit with the lordling and the SJW.

But to store the supplies I need a cold storage space otherwise it's just waste.


 No.17218

>>17217

Also there's another fertile patch of land in close vicinity on the northeast.

I'll plant cotton and some herbs too not just edibles.




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 No.17161[Reply]

Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

https://www.theguardianPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17163


 No.17176

WTF??!?!?!??!!!

WE NEED TO STOP THESE GUYS


 No.17213

The Bernd know

SHUT IT DOWN




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 No.10581[Reply]

fix this

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 No.17095

File: 5a54d97cc2caab3⋯.jpg (203.54 KB, 767x750, 767:750, kosmonaut ivan.jpg)

>>17094

serbs aren't as liberating as russians are though


 No.17096

File: 6fc84c8e37458f5⋯.png (920.36 KB, 2715x2771, 2715:2771, 1471468996890.png)

total völkermord mode


 No.17097

>>17096

slavic greece separated from greek

albanians genocided and land given to macedonia and serbia

ukrops forced into re-russificiation

poland punished and forced into submissive sissy status

Asiatic Hungarians, Baltics, Finns left alone and prohibited from taking new lands

Turkey

North Africa recolonized

mandatory liberated countries: scotland, wales, catalonia, le pays basque

mandatory removal of non-countries: belgium, switzerland, belarus, ukraine, croatia, bosnia, montenegro


 No.17128

File: 5a67afdec1c39d9⋯.png (836.63 KB, 2715x2771, 2715:2771, A modest proposal.png)

File: 5ed6b11a2641231⋯.png (484.97 KB, 2715x2771, 2715:2771, yurop4.png)

updated


 No.17193

>>17096

i would like the city where i live to be german




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 No.7252[Reply]

Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either.

Green Carnation

prog rock band from norway

some songs:

pile of doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxX91GUo95I

dead but dreaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH116uL0mPQ

alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmH8hioAKsc

crushed to dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1o4ksU5l4

and 1 hour long concept track, some say it is best of them but it still one hour long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWpwC1p-Ilw

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 No.16999

I can't stop watching these tesla coil videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkMFw7tqzvA


 No.17009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

polish president warning putin of war due to russian aggression


 No.17120

File: 02cd4ecf4bd3416⋯.mp4 (9.01 MB, 426x240, 71:40, Bavarstep - Eye Infection ….mp4)

Does somebody know the source of this?

Or is it really something composed by a Bernd?


 No.17160

>>16987

awesome song


 No.17182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

not music related but i wanted to post this to preserve the memory of ytmnd




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 No.17165[Reply]

Hello, people of /kc/. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.

The problem

You're probably aware that 8chan's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, 8chan has the most potential.

Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.

The solution

We need to start spreading the word about 8chan. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.

Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for 8chan as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be YouPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.17166

last time kc people went here it was awful


 No.17167

No please dont

I prefer my imageboard dead rather then full of newfags and keinbernds that will never adapt themselves in imageboard culture




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 No.16712[Reply]

It was cold as fuck this night in our little country. It seems this is a great achievement as the coldest temperature ever measured in Hungary was -26,5 in 1985.

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 No.16736

>>16735

>there are thousands without drinking water

I'm sure they are happy about it.


 No.16737

>>16735

Also. Fuck that snowfall. We haven't had real snow at lest for a half decade.


 No.16738

File: 7325a9af7f2c56a⋯.jpg (56.41 KB, 500x500, 1:1, so good otter.jpg)

-4°C


 No.16742

>>16738

Warm. Also bright.


 No.17081

>>16737

Now we had. I spent more than an hour to clear the snow off the sidewalk and parts of the yard. 37 cm thick (measured by me) and compacted as it's melting, it should be almost 50.




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