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 No.309[Reply]

Rules & Features:

+Youtube & Voocaroo embedding

+[code] tags.

+Oekaki (Draw right here on the site and show us your creation!)

+Formatting Math between $$

+SWF uploading

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+Dice rolls for roleplaying fun

+200 lines of text per post (I can go higher if there is no abuse; I would like to do this so I can go very in depth as to why hydrogen cyanide cannot disperse and boil effectively at low temperatures and high humidity)

+500 post bump limit (If the threads are really interesting, such as discussions of hyrdogen cyanide or the industrial capacity of x country before and after a war, I can increase the bump limit to 750)

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+Forced anonymous (I can remove this if you would wish to play board games on here such as RISK)

Board Rules:

-No spamming

-No anime avatar faggotry

-Spoil your pornographic content

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 No.543

>Spoil your pornographic content

Wow, such freedumbs!




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 No.547[Reply]

garbage board tbrqh

 No.548

Still better than the actual crotchan.




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 No.544[Reply]

Is this board dead? Time to post CP?

 No.545

Please somebody post photos of kc mods.


 No.546

>>545

Pls resbond ;_;




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 No.540[Reply]

(02:45:22) +duanemoody: he said something about transferring to krautchan

(02:45:29) +fsdfdsf: lol

(02:45:30) +tjanster: I set to ignore at one point because he kept referring me as somalia and I was happy after that.

(02:45:32) +Spitch: Oh please

(02:45:42) +Spitch: How would you transfer

(02:45:43) +Spitch: Oh hi

(02:45:50) +Anikitan: nikka is like one of the only people that talks to me, lol, i liked talking to him when he wasn't talking about /int/

(02:45:52) +duanemoody: as in "not go back to 4chan"

 No.541

(02:49:18) +Volphied370: <nikka> badmouthing me behind my back nice coawrds

(02:49:28) +duanemoody: well we can't do it to your face

(02:49:32) +Scroton: as if we were in the knights templar and it was information on where the grail was buried

(02:49:38) +duanemoody: that's my point


 No.542

(18:01:48) +Volphied370: https://boards.4chan.org/int/res/10976860

(18:01:52) +McNuggets: you know ... I hate spring ... fuckin' allergies

(18:01:54) +Volphied370: why.jpg

(18:02:08) +Volphied370: can we get nikka back?

(18:02:24) +McNuggets: you want that psychopath back? XD




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 No.526[Reply]

webm

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 No.530

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karut khan


 No.531

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 No.532

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>>527

i thought the singer was going to shout "refugees welcome" or something before i realized what this video actually was


 No.535

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Wartungsarbeiten / Maintenance

So sorry you have to see this.

Wir sind gleich wieder da.

We'll be back in a few moments.


 No.536

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 No.518[Reply]

JUST

 No.519

How has he managed to get that ugly in only 3 years? I knew since the drama was raging that Lambda is a ugly motherfucker. That fucking picture is goblin king-tier.


 No.520

You're saying that he was normal 3 years ago?


 No.521

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 No.534

>>520

He looked like a pretty normal sissified bloke 3 years ago. Your OP picture however shows how he has aged like rotten milk. Yet another piece of evidence that all trannies look like crap. The infamous Goblin King looks like spooky meth heroin addict wheras Chrischan and Laurelai look like fat sneaky males.

If you are interested in another Horrorshow of transsexualism, look at this:

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=512.0

Also infinity Next soon. But I think you already know that.




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 No.442[Reply]

If krautchan is kc tier and yli is yli tier what tier is this place?

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 No.447

I am all for cancer free meta. However, with the difference between Ylilauata and Krautchan turning out to be Kayfabe sperged up for the convenience of the Moderators of KC/int, it first renders the entire meme moot and second it is very good evidence that all /int/ boards used to be a part of very tight knit board family.

For the hacks who like to jump on people for mentioning this aspect that made /int/ so great: Talking about board families is pretty stupid if there is no connection through the general userbase and topic. KC/v/ and 4/v/ are not part of the same family, because there is no overlap. The language barrier makes such a thing impossible. fufufu.moe, our /a/ and 4/a/ (although some people may come here and tell everyone how horrible that place is now) are part of the same board family thanks to sharing the same topics, memes and users.

/int/ being a board family was the very reason why nikka, the janitor of 4/int/ was effectively janitoring against a wall.


 No.450

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I have no idea what tier this place is. Maybe snail tier right now, but this is good with productive people with busy schedules such as myself. Reminds me of how 8chan was first starting out. You'd browse a board until you saw all the threads, go do something such as attend college or read for some hours and then come back and see the new threads. Other places are dangerous in the sense that new threads are always popping up constantly, having you refresh the page over and over, hoping to find something you would be interested in. It's like a drug addict's way of thinking, "Just one more hit, and then I'll leave it alone!" Before you know it, you had just spent 14 hours on an imageboard while doing nothing else with your day.


 No.452

>>447

It was obvious from the start that kc /int/ influenced 4/int/

I'm sort of surprised learning esperanto never got popular there, because NA was spamming that all over kc at the time.

Unfortunately 4/int/ also influenced kc, leading to a huge drop in quality at that time.

if /int/ is a board family then as much as the kc mods hate it, /pol/ is the junkie half brother who you can't invite to family gatherings because he heils the hitler in front of the children.

There's nothing /pol/ loves more than a whiteness discussion and haplogroups, and kc practically invented those threads.


 No.453

>>450

The boards are of various speeds, you have effectively dead ones, some that you can check once a day, some you can spend 14 hours on because they are fast enough for that and a few quick ones.

Sadly, I don't have time for my favorite 14 hour boards anymore. Too much volunteer work and real obligations. I have hardly time to watch the latest episodes of the seasonal animu I give a shit about at release.

>>452

Ain't it funny how the 4chan paranoia from KC/b that before KC was even founded came from Einskanal influenced all cultural moderation decisions? It makes me chuckle every time, because I lived it all.

There is something to /pol/ being the retard uncle no one sane brings to family gathering because he suddenly starts to talk about obscure NS theorist and race strife with his loli niece.


 No.533

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http://www.gkstill.com/Support/crowd-density/CrowdDensity-1.html

<5 people per square metre (this should be the UPPER limit for standing/viewing spaces).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jankiel_Wiernik

<When Wiernik's profession as a carpenter was accepted, he was put to work constructing various camp structures including additional gas chambers.

http://www.zchor.org/treblink/wiernik.htm

<...we were building ten additional gas chambers, more spacious than the old ones, [b]7 by 7 meters[/b] or about 50 square meters. As many as [b]1,000 to 1,200[/b] persons could be crowded into one gas chamber.

>"professional carpenter"

>24 people per square meter

We are all Germans, Swedes, Danes, Norweigans and so on.




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 No.347[Reply]

Remove the bees, remove the fucking breivik shit and remove the sticky and I will post here everyday

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 No.449

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>>440

Thanks for saving me from having to do the work! Loved it.


 No.455

>>449

No problem.

>that chair when I got to design the ameriball for what could possibly become the replacement for KC /int/ should anything happen to it


 No.522

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At least 8chan still has .swf support.


 No.523

>>522

>flash


 No.525

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>>523

>i don't like flash




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 No.516[Reply]

That feel when krautcuck is down

 No.517

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A cancerous feel I didn't need to feel, because the paranoid newfags left /drachenlord/ and never found my Bernd containment board.




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 No.510[Reply]

 No.511

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What a Kuck!


 No.514

This meme magic is going too far


 No.515

>>514

What is the Lawd supposed to do? He gets a lot of weird things from this place he has to put somewhere. Ebola alone is a very hot topic. Remember the term, there is no cure for love? Look how that turned out!

>>>/n/166276

>>>/n/176066




 No.427[Reply]

G'day cunts and cucks

(Spoiler your pornography)
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 No.505

>>490

What are you talking about?

You still get almost instant ban for "cuckposting" and many other things, including posting opinions the mods don't like.

I think they have some scripts that analyze all posts and show them "suspicious" ones which may contain words or sentences that trigger them.


 No.506

>>505

oh shit really? i guess i should spend more time there then to see this for myself


 No.507

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>>505

Can you post a list of them here? I have following fun idea:

I make a text full of these words that contains 8ch's address at the end then I turn the encrypted text into hex, encrypt that hex salad, seperate the Hex text into pairs and and hide a real word in the middle which is the key for the hex pairs. The key for the non hex encrypted text will be hidden in the picture.

Example encrypted with Übchi

66 60 b6 14 07 f6 22 27 62 77 10 9a b9 80 66 64 62 Z5 6f e4 c5 59 05 66 66 26 66 7f 88 e4 79 09 62 67 26 26 6c be 1f f7 to ri el c0 26 76 27 67 90 00 5c 00 96 66 22 6


 No.508

>>507

are you a hacker? i'm calling the cops!


 No.509

>>508

My countries' cops from the ZTI don't give a shit about some cryptosperg speaking hex.




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 No.402[Reply]

Guess who gets to sleep on the couch tonight?

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 No.463

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>>461

I used to make WWE generals on /lgbt/


 No.483

>>403

I liked your babushka threads.

It's sad that vatnikmod banned you.


 No.484

>>463

lol

So how lgbt tier is WWE in your IMO?


 No.488

>>484

>so how lgbt tier is WWE in your in my opinion

it's the gayest when women fight. women should stay out of wrestling


 No.503

>>488

Agreed to be tbh fam




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 No.474[Reply]

did casey died

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 No.492

>>491

no, kc has stopped with the mod cuckoldry, so it gives this place less meaning. this is a backup place for when the mods on kc get out of hand


 No.496

>>492

Can it become secret legit /int/? As much activity as /cyber/ or /jp/ would be enough to keep it alive.


 No.497

>>496

Yeah I guess it could be a sekrit club. I'm not an anime faggot, so i'll check out /cyber/ instead to see what it's about


 No.501

>>492

>kc has stopped with the mod cuckoldry

I refuse to habeeb it

I thought they had stopped and said cuck and got a month ban


 No.502

>>501

i blew them the fuck out in a thread with hundreds of replies and they locked the thread some time ago. i think i embarrassed them so much that they have stopped doing it so frequently. they said that they would only ban it if it is spam now

i hope they keep their word or they'll be hearing from me again




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 No.480[Reply]

Vilnius bus station (Lithuanian: Vilniaus autobusų stotis) is the main bus station in Vilnius, Lithuania. It is located next to Vilnius railway station.

Local routes connect Vilnius bus station to most cities, towns and villages in Lithuania. International routes connect Vilnius bus station with United Kingdom, Austria, Hungary, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Ireland, Greece, Switzerland, Denmark, Italy, Czech Republic, Germany, Finland, Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Netherlands, Morocco, Poland, Estonia, Latvia and France

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilnius_bus_station

 No.481

Holy shit lithuania looks like something you would see in an episode of thomas the tank engine. everything looks so fake


 No.495

I didn't know that Lithuania is so tiny. Those tourist in the background are giants. Sorry to tell you that, but you are a total manlet.

How is Vilnius bus station organized? Are there many private bus liners using it or is it just one big half state company and 2 or 3 firms from the private sector. Here we don't have something like this, because it is illegal here. They have enacted a law that for protecting the Reichsbahn from those evil coaches around 1910 or something.




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 No.482[Reply]

I got invited to play soccer at 6AM this morning, but instead of doing that, the guy cancelled it. Looks like I will be spending my morning enjoying some oats instead of sweating my ass off



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