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1. Please read the new rules at: https://8ch.net/kc/rules.html

2. Say hi to our new volunteers, Fredrick_of_One and Kuiper911!

3. To our Russian friends: you can bypass the putinwall with this tool. https://github.com/ValdikSS/GoodbyeDPI (Windows version) https://github.com/bol-van/zapret (Linux version)

4. The applications for volunteers are still open. https://8ch.net/kc/applications.html

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On endchan.xyz/kc

You don't need VPN there.

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Post all questions, complaints, suggestions about /kc/ and the state of the board in this thread.

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Wasn't there a kc group on telegram? Does it still exist? I really miss good and old kc and that group was really chill


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However alarming this may seem when you realize it, you are not the sum of your surroundings, you are just you, a scared insignificant being who will die out and disappear as quietly as you arrived.

You don't get to reap any collective glory from anything, the truth is your life is all you have. So if you never brought any victories to yourself you really have to ask what you are still doing playing it safe when you're already this old and you have nothing to look back on with pride and satisfaction.

If you ever wanted something and some bydlo or chad got it instead that means you lost out on getting what you wanted. And that moment of glory is all you have in this brief life.

What made him a winner wasn't his superiority it was greed and confidence, he stepped up and you stayed put and it's that simple. And the game doesn't end because you lost a competition that seemed important at the time it stays true until you die, it's not a sprint ending in your youth it's a lifelong marathon and you're the only person you have to satisfy. Get that through your head the main person you are letting down by living dull is yourself if you're not satisfying yourself or really chasing that end then what are you doing.

You only have a limited amount of time here and if you miss out then tough luck, there is no re-roll for men who missed out on the best things in life, and your inactions will echo forever. You are defined not by your genetic qualities at birth or how others label you but what you do. Their opinions are commentary and nothing more. Making history is what matters, not their commentary

Too much time is spent thinking about how you look and how much money you don't have, it really doesn't matter. Don't listen to excuse makers on boards, in the big picture it doesn't matter if you're a hapaswede freak what matters is that you see life is very brief and that you act. When we die we will all look the same, our bodies are an illusion of the real us, but our actions resonate through time. So don't use superficial and physical limitations as an excuse. You either try your best and make a fool of yourself then you die or you die without tryiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Seneca wrote constantly about time. One of his most compelling observations was about how people are protective of their money, their property, their possessions, yet careless with the one thing they can’t get back. “It’s not that we have a short time to live,” he said, “but that we waste a lot of it.”

Can you imagine what he would say about the fact that today people average more than 10 hours a day on kohlchan.net/int/ ? That’s 104 days a year—one-third of our lives—murdered!

It fills a void. Life is hard. This hardness is especially manifested during those periods of downtime when you're alone with your thoughts. People avoid these confrontations through constant, low quality digital distraction much in the way that people of another era might have dealt with these difficulties with heavy drinking. But this is just a band-aid over a deeper wound.

How should we fill the void?

As the ancients taught us, the sustainable response is to instead dedicate your free time toward things that matter. Take on as much responsibility as you can bear, seek out quality for the sake of quality (as Aristotle recommends in The Ethics), serve your community, connect with real people in real life and sacrifice for them.

All of this can seem daunting as compared to clicking "post" on your Kohlchan thread, but once engaged in these deeper pursuits, it's hard to go back to the shallow.

What if instead of reaching for our imageboard for even a dozen of the more than 2,600 times per day (!!) the average user engages with their internet browser, we reached for a journal and a pen? Or a book? Or what if we reached for nothing at all and just stared at the ceiling lost in thought? There are few problems you couldn’t solve if those 10 hours per day were spent thinking instead of scrolling. Put some distance between you and your imageboard today. Fill the void with things that add value to your life



>earn $600 million for shlomo

<you get to keep 20


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The film wasn't his solo work


When I shut off my computer I was able to go to sleep before 11-midnight which made my life immeasurably better within 1 week. Slowly the old me came back and this revealed my dreams to me.

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Post lörs bodies.


Poland pls


>i'm not gay, I just use 4chan and reddit a lot

>okay so i'm gay, what's wrong with that? the guys on reddit say being gay is cool. are you a homophobe?


OP fears the dad bod.

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> just get a nice haircut bro :)

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Lol talk about internet overdose. Please find him and beat him and film it for us and most importantly yell at his parents for allowing their son to become such a retard



Amateur. I can't even cry any more.



Stop fapping so much, you'll get your depth back





He may be a failure but you can't say he's ugly.

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You were fooled.

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There is a chance that Kohlchan is a project run by Jan Böhmermann.



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Nah, Helmut runs Kohl.

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Terry Davis was hit by a train on August 11, 2018 in Oregon


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What do you mean by 'partying'? He was a lone schizo living in his parent's house. And I'm pretty sure that he only sent dick pics to someone pretending to be that YouTube star he was obsessed with. He did end up fucking that homeless prostitute, though.



the guy you're talking to is just making shit up to feel interesting



Why did Terry's elderly parents suddenly kick him out, because they got jealous of his fame?



Probably. Boomers gonna boom



Everything the guy said is true, except for the partying bit.

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You all suck dicks, you homo faggots.

Ok, that was all.


> quality german thread


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Germans don't do English well


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Ook merci por ta contribution

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Makes a video about a very important topic:

Haters fat shaming him on youtube comments



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African tech compilation


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Hey Slav bros, do your grills have this body type?

Asking f-for a friend


Kill yourself weeb


Yes, but mostly in rural areas

I haven't seen many fatties in large cities


How do you get a gf that is like this and stays like this, without ballooning?

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He isn't the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need

many laughs were had during this video

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Trump needs to appoint this guy ambassador to Mexico


so what good he did?



he became a legend in mexico


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I'll bet he has some brain damage now, after that savage beating.

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Imageboards are comprised of 14-18yos and absolute loser adults, this is how it will always be from now on.

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Look what the incels from kohl did to this forum in less than a day, they just came and took a big turd everywhere reminding us why kohl is a cesspit to begin with



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shove your 4chan pepes up your ass


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One of the very early original Polish chans was Vichan (no relation to the contemporary software package other than the software was named after the old website). Feelings face was already a meme on Vichan when Wojak started reposting it to KC.


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It's don't.

Wojak stole le voldemort face from a random drawfag thread on 4chins, but "that feel when" (to uczucie gdy) was a polish mene.

t. oldfriend



it was on the "post ur drawings" board of the polish chan before it was anywhere else

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At what age is it too late to become bydlo?

If you give up computers at 20 or 30yo can you still become happy dumb trashy person having sex every night? Or is nerdistic behavior permanent after a certain age like 15-16?



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