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Welcome to /kekec/
READ THE STICKY
This is a board under the moderation of, well, if you're here, you probably know who. It's meant to be a safe space for anyone who knows about the adventures of Kekec.
What this board is NOT:
1. THIS BOARD IS NOT MEANT TO BE A REPLACEMENT FOR ANY BOARD. It's just my personal board, where friends of Kekec are free to post. Should shit go down, this place is going to accept refugees, but it's not a backup board in any way.
2. THIS BOARD IS NOT PUBLIC. It's unlisted. This essentially means that for the uninitiated, it doesn't even exist. I will never post direct links to this board.
Official dank stream is Khantube: http://cytu.be/r/khantube (here I'll play random shit like gommunist propaganda movies)
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No.2
>See you make a post saying 'I made a board,if you've been here long enough you'll find it'
>Type in this as my first guess
>get here
So, you got yourself found. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
No.3
>>2Crashing /int/… with no survivors.
No.4
>>3I thought we came here because that already happened
No.27
Wait, what do you mean the board isn't listed? As in, if we become top 25 in ebin, we won't be rewarded?
No.30
>>27I found you guys ;_; I'm so ebin right now. Btw Finland seems to have stirred up the motherland a little bit :^)
No.50
>tfw I spent forever on the board list searching "Kekec","Slovenia","dank","decadence" and other tags
>It's unlisted
No.54
>>50I know the feel rice bro. Now we get dank menes
No.56
also someone posted the link to this place on /int/ so a shitstorm might be coming
>>54Although I am not worthy, may the dank mayms comence
No.57
>>50>ching ching educationDid they not teach you how to find dank memes in times of distress? It's a mandatory subject, at least in the alps.
Good to have you anyway, meme machine.
No.60
>>57I was not aware that private boards existed
Ich weiss Deutsch nicht qwq
No.61
>>60Ich weiss deutsch, aber manchmal vergessen ich wichtige wörte und grammatische regeln ;_;
Es ist was es ist
No.70
>>61Aber du bist Schwiez, nicht? Was sprechen Du?
Lol fuck German questions, that's probably not right, What language can you speak? No.74
>>70>Aber, du bist Schweizer, oder? Welche sprache sprichst du?correct me if it's still wrong No.90
I finally found it.
Is this Nirvana? :DDDDDD
No.91
oh shid :DDDD
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>>90No, this is valhalla desu~
No.96
>>74fug m8, where did you learn that? Thats grade A german
No.98
>>96Four years of German in gymnasium, I almost flunked in the 3rd year though (got 15% on one test). I got very interested in general linguistics after that, so my knowledge of languages is more scholastic than practical…
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>>74Breddy gud :DDDDD
The only thing you got wrong is that you didn't capitalize "Sprache"
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My heart let me to the safe haven of dank menes ;-;
I was banned from /int/, so I hope I won't be a nuisance..
No.133
>>132What were you banned for?
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>>136I just reset my IP though, so I should be fine now
No.174
>>70In Switzerland, there are four official languages. In order of speakers, German, French, Italian and Romansch. We speak our own dialect of German, but I can't remember it ;_;
I do have a swiss accent when I speak German though.
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>>174God fucking damn it I was going to make you teach me eventually.
I only know really really basic stuff.
Bisch du us Zurii?
Wenn gosch zrugg?
No.197
I'm from Schaffhausen actually. Also, schwiizerdüütsch is never written, always standard German. I recommend learning standard German and then just learning swiss German as you go along. Remember though friend, immersion always.
No.199
>>197Yeah I know its always written standard, just emphasizing the difference cause I learn visually.
Call me crazy, but because most swiss people learn swiss german first, I'm considering doing it that way cause I'm planning to move there.
Immersion is difficult because I lost my only links to Switzerland months ago :(
No.203
>>199I suppose that is true. And then you'll be working with less of a bias. It would be pretty funny though, filling out a job application or something in swiss German because you can't read hochdeutsch.
No.205
>>203I tried learning hochdeutsch months ago but fell out of it around halfway through the duolingo. I really want to finish though. its just hard to organize and learn every word and every verb Ill need to know, as well as having people to practice with.
No.206
>>205Try find some German heritage groups in your area. This should be relatively easy if you live in a big city shithole like I do. Then, try to make friends with some German speakers and try to talk only German with them. And don't be afraid of mistakes, you're still learning.
No.224
>>174>our own dialect of GermanGerman is not really a legit language any more than attempts to create a Pan-Slavic language are, Swiss "German" is Alemannic language.
No.259
>>224I suppose you are right. However, good look trying to find anyone who agrees with you. Germans think they are dialects because of their superiority complex and swiss think it isn't a language because they speak hochdeutsch and Swiss German and they sound pretty similar to them.
No.530
How do we attract more dankity danks without alerting the enemy?
No.531
>>530I think just mentioning from time to time that a board exists is enough. If they're dank enough, they'll just fill in the url bar and come here.
No.532
>>531just don't ever link to it directly
No.533
>>532yeah that defeats the purpose of having a private board
No.579
>>531so that means I'm dank enough?
No.580
>>579the truth is soma you're bretty dank just very misguided
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>>598
That's really nice. Didn't know there were two swiss expats living in the US who browse dank memes and decided to use the name Swiss Expat: Namefig Edition
;^)
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>khantube
>mfw I'm the one who made kekec on cytube
>mfwdon't even use it
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>>1237
I actually kind of like it that way, makes me look less like an avatarfag :^)
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>>1237
khantube is p dank though we are a tengrist cult after all
No.1282
I FOUND YOU FUCKING GUYS, I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE.
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>>1283
Dont worry, news of this board isnt really getting out on 8chan. I asked someone in nuclear-ib.
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D-Don't make me blush
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>>1330
oy vey how will people contact me without my email