[spoiler]What the friend did you just, you little friendgot? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qua**a, and I have over 300 confirmed wins.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the friend out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words.
You think you can get away with saying that poop over the Internet? Think again, friendgot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, friendgot. The storm that wipes out the friendless little thing you call your life. You’re fudging dead, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wreck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bum bum off the face of the continent, you little dooie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” thread was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdamn friendgot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fudging gone, friendo.[/spoiler]