I work at Subway and can be a jokey person sometimes.
One of our cheapest sandwiches is the Cold Cut Combo (or the Trio as Subway now calls it with their absurd terminology and scripting). It may look like just one thing but it's more than meats the eye, a cut above the rest.
By definition it's just bologna. They can go to hell for the things they make me explain.
Sorry, I can't serve you that sandwich, our cambros B MT'd.
Gonna get the wheat bread despite seeing it's small and undercooked? Your choice wheatard.
Badly made bread and frozen meat? Enjoy your chicken tear-y yucky.
Jared gets into Subway's favor when they make him eat fresh but suddenly it loses him his contract and lands him in jail.