/kind/ - Random Acts of Kindness

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My urge to cuddle is low lately. I feel like I could cuddle anytime, but I dont experience the strong desire to cuddle like I used to. I havent fantasized about lewd ear whispering in months. I didnt read any romantic books lately either. I dont think I am in the mood for lewd discussion OP

I've been slowly adapting to the fact that I'll spend the rest of my days alone, so I've been also cutting down on the lewd stuff, as little of it as there was.

I've spent enough of my life as a hopeless dreamer. About time I faced reality, as tough as it might be.

>>28847

Fucking savage

>>28837

-and this is why you don't get a good funking.

>>28836

Oh nothing in particular, just what people like to think about, what they like doing with those thoughts and what they're super happy is a thing. Not so much that kink thread, more just any discussion of lewd. I don't so much want to be the first to say something because my sexual capacities are pretty lame and should I be recognized from different posts don't want to look like an obnoxious obsessive onahole bugging you guys.

>>28839

I am not, sorry Friend. If you want to pretend I am I'll do my best though.

>>28842

>>28845

I relate a little to both of you guys but lewd is basically all I've got even if I can't get super into it anymore. I was sort of hoping some talking about it could rev me up out of this hole (haha, hole).

I began watching gay porn because of its cheesy dialogues and situations theyre found in make me laugh. After some time I got a soft boner, am I gay now? Mind you the boys were complete sissies, if they didnt have a penis you wouldnt be able to tell they were supposed to be men. Maybe its the domination aspect whats getting me hard.

>>28891

I like frenulum-fapping.

>>28897

You're probably a little gay but so what? It's probably not enough you'd consider a gay relationship in which case the worst case scenario is you watch gay porn. -which you do. Lotta shit weirder to like than the same gender.

>>28912

That thing has always bothered me. -though looking up what it is just now I'm reminded how gross real penises look to me overall.

>>28924

Just like real vaginas, it's not how it looks, but how it and the whole of what it's attached to feels.

I think you'd all like this. Cards against humanity for nice people. Cards against inhumanity.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1465796929/cards-against-inhumanity-a-game-for-really-nice-pe

>>28891

Have you ever tried flexing your legs, hamstrings during the lewd? I experience interesting things somewhere in prostate (?) when I sit on an edge of a chair, put legs together, and stretch them so that I touch the ground with tips of my big toes. There are muscles in everyones ass that cause orgasm when they contract. I think by doing this stretching you can contract these muscles without orgasm, and somewhat trick your brain that you are orgasming. Every flex with my legs feels like 2 second orgasm. Eventually the muscles get too "tired" and I ejaculate hands free. One day I put finger only 2cm in my ass and pressed on the muscle while flexing legs and I thought I am going to fly away because it was like orgasm button. I dont do it though, because the sphincter gets too overstimulated too quickly and I ejaculate too fast. So I just sit on the edge of a chair and put one leg on another and flex stretch them and I get the buzz. I never touch my dick but if you want to try, the first time you definitely should experiment in near orgasm state, because its difficult to find the feel in the spot. Its the exact same place that feels good during orgasm and I doubt its prostate because I touched it and its more like contracting sphincter very close from the anus outside sphincter . Im sharing this in hope someone here figured this trick further or knows how it works. I read some people get this orgasm thing by doing yoga on exercise ball, somewhat humping the ball, clenching legs around it and flexing them or sitting on edge of it

>>28935

Lack of lewdness aside why is that better than the original game? Sounds like it's only harder to pick a winner.

>>28940

Well now… I don't think something like that is possible for me but no harm in screwing around I guess.

>>28951

So I'm thinking "am I the idiot or the guy who drew this" as I see that bar in front of the guy's torso repeated in two more pictures.

>>28966

-drawn

-specifically what Friend?!

-definitely have interests that are deviant but what that fully implies I don't really know.

-yeah virgin, shut up…

>>28970

>specifically what

Masturbate, look at porn, or anything lewd

>>28966

I'll answer myself aswell.

>hentai

>evry day

>loli, futa occasionally

>whisper into a girls ear

>>28973

Oh okay, well…

-Hentai (hardly anything real gets my attention porn or otherwise)

-Hard to say. I touch myself probably every other day but it's pretty much out of habit, I don't much get off anymore. Cum maybe every other week. I actively seek out porn probably about that much too but it seems like more.

-I'll spare you guys a paragraph of words and just say loli, futa, traps and tickling.

-Permavirgin, no remotely interesting contact.

>>28966

>drawn more often than not

>Usually once a day

>I think I'm vanilla as all heck

>One time I felt a larger lady's clothed breast

Is there a place where I can seriously read about the lewd techniques? This thread is just engaging in low-tier social interaction. It lacks actual substance about the lewd. I want to actually read about the lewd in-depth, I have no need to satiate my low-key social interaction desires during empty discussion on imageboard. Why can't you guys just project a harem of tulpas living in your house like I do? Past years I interact with them every day, and they even remind me to brush my teeth or tell me which hour it is without me having to look at the clock. If people knew how easy it is to summon tulpas, no one would talk about weather irl or on the Internet just for the sake of talking. Everybody would have these desires satiated, and move to higher desires like the desire to expand one's horizons and eg. learn about technicalities of the lewd, lewd techniques. Because people are so unimaginative, we'll have to wait for really shitty virtual reality shit. You have no idea how bad VR actually is compared to what humans can already mentally project and render to augment their surroundings in the real time. They're just too lazy to do something creative like that

>>28985

But anon, i can conjure tulpas.

The thing that makes us different is ambition.

You might be satisfied to live hidden in your delusions, but at the same time i see myself living with someone that wants my cock buried inside of them~

>>28983

Please keep it SFW.

>>28966

Roughly equal with either.

Average of once every other day.

Oral fixation, giantess mouthplay, vore.

Nothing.

>>28985

I've heard the horror stories about tulpas, and I don't want to risk them happening to me.

>>28985

Dewey noted, now keep your falsely superior 8chan-goer bullcrap to your own thread please and thank you.

>>28995

True that! Let's prove him wrong by showing we are not lewd talk pretenders but the real lewd discussants maintaining proper lewd discussions

The best fap is edging for an hour to some really kinky porn and then cumming really hard.

>>28940

I tried that and it never worked.

I also tried hands free orgasm through hypnosis and it almost worked but didn't on the few occasions that I tried it.

>>29029

>The best fap is edging for an hour to some really kinky porn and then cumming really hard.

With 2 week breaks between faps! It's so much better feel-wise and energy-wise than doing it regularly

For the hypnosis to work, it really helps to have the submissiveness fetish.

Prostate simulation requires a lot of rewiring

>>29031

Not him but I'm certainly submissive rather than dominant (yeah, big surprise coming from this board, har har) and I can certainly get on board with rewiring myself for some mind-fuckery. Where might I learn about all of this hypnosis mumbo-jumbo you're going on about though (does it require a partner?)? I'm pretty impaired and don't feel like I can pull something off if the thought processes are too complex.

>>28845

I'm very new here and I have… lots of problems, too. I have trouble being myself, and we should all just relax and be ourselves more.

But you saying that you'll always be alone isn't reality.

I know it can be tiring to try to be nice to people and try to attract others… but saying that it's reality that you'll never get to be in love and loved in return- that is unrealistic, friend. Don't be silly. :)

>>29045

It really isn't unrealistic given the right characteristics. :/

I like penises

>>29056

Disgusting.

>>29056

Penises and vaginas are both pretty neat all things considered.

>>29056

>>29059

>>29063

hee hee ^_^ oh right, I forgot that this was a lewd thread.

>>29054

♥

>>29054

Consider that the different ideas one might use to fuel that prophecy though. You might hear them and think they're negative and write them off but to the person whose problems they are to weigh they are perfectly valid (which they very well might be, something being negative doesn't make it invalid). The most common trap is self-esteem, it's unlikely to get a partner if you have a lack of self-confidence especially if it leads to self-neglect. A relationship is a responsibility and as such one might refuse that responsibility. Then there's having to settle for realistic and less than ideal options and there's responsibility in that as well that makes someone feel shitty to think about. In the end although it hurts to be alone it seems the best option on top of being easy. The point is you can accept it as a self-fulfilling prophecy without it seeming a lack in judgement.

>>29045

>I have trouble being myself, and we should all just relax and be ourselves more.

Why would I be myself if the board asks people to be kind? That's the opposite of me.

>I know it can be tiring to try to be nice to people and try to attract others… but saying that it's reality that you'll never get to be in love and loved in return- that is unrealistic, friend. Don't be silly.

Well, you must realize that I have nothing going for me. No talents, nothing great in terms of looks, and a shitty personality. And the few people I have gotten to date in the past turned out to be horrible human beings, and I simply do not want to be hurt again. So even if I had a chance to date someone again, I'd refuse.

>>29065

>The most common trap is self-esteem, it's unlikely to get a partner if you have a lack of self-confidence especially if it leads to self-neglect.

Well, when there's nothing to like about yourself, then of course you'll have self esteem issues.

>Then there's having to settle for realistic and less than ideal options and there's responsibility in that as well that makes someone feel shitty to think about.

At this point, trustworthiness is an unreasonable expectation, but I will not lower my standards beyond that.

>In the end although it hurts to be alone it seems the best option on top of being easy.

It certainly is the best option. I don't get hurt again and no one has to deal with my narcissistic, cold hearted, bitchy attitude.

>>29066

>At this point trustworthiness is an unreasonable expectation

I may think very little of people and the world but I don't believe that to be true. I hope someone outwardly pleasant and genuine enough comes along to break that barrier of yours Friend.

*dusts hands*

Now, before we get too sidetracked here I pose a question! Where on your partner's body is the best place to rub your junk?

Lewd makes me want to kill myself

>>29081

Is this a meme?

>>29090

Sure seems like it, not that I don't understand the feelings behind such a statement.

>>29436

Lewd makes me want to kill myself.

>>29436

>I really wish all the angsty, depressed people would just keep it to themselves

>Not even /kind/ wants me around

well, if that isn't a sign, then I don't know what is.

>>29422

>Anybody else feel like wanking it turns into a chore sometimes?

>lewd makes me want to kill myself

Humans could be given easy method for eternal bliss, and some would still find a way to bitch about it. You have a quota of sexual energy. Use some for fap, and some to do something productive and creative. Sleep 8 hours and eat well to allow your brain to replenish the energy. It's all you've got to do, it's extremely easy. Your body and subconscious does all the complex stuff for you. Even though your only job is to enjoy what your body gives you, you still find a way to fuck it up, by overindulging or some other weird decisions. It's as if someone kept trying to give you money for free but you were too lazy to go and take it, and then complained you have no money. What are you even doing