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o boi Anonymous 11/28/14 (Fri) 15:02:45 No.1735 [Reply]

I just went into C:/Postal1/res/cutscenes on my Steam directory, and I have discovered hell

Was Vince planning on making Postal a horror game?

Pic related: favorite image from that folder

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Anonymous 11/29/14 (Sat) 16:41:20 No.1806

I played Postal 2 first and I knew 1 wasn't going to be the same but fuck I wasn't ready for it.

Anonymous 11/29/14 (Sat) 19:11:27 No.1809

Postal classic feels like a proto Hotline Miami, but replaces the 80's fueled LSD with Schizophrenic nightmares.

perhaps the weirdest thing I've found out about Postal classic, is that it's shocking for then, but nowadays it looks restrained- as it could've been just as brutal as apocalypse weekend gets. it reminds me of no russian in ways- brutal and shocking, but for the sake of horror, not gratification.

Anonymous 12/07/14 (Sun) 00:37:34 No.1996

>>1809
No Russian was for the sake of controversy, mister.

Anonymous 12/07/14 (Sun) 02:41:09 No.2000

I would love to see an Alpha/Beta of postal 1

Dude 03/11/16 (Fri) 15:39:51 No.3250

>>1809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjX65NYVGM

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Postal Redux thread Dude 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:32:23 No.3243 [Reply]

POSTAL REDUX TRAILER GET HYPED FAGGOTS

Dude 02/24/16 (Wed) 16:00:44 No.3245

MAKE KROTCHY GREAT AGAIN

Dude 02/25/16 (Thu) 14:18:05 No.3246

BRING LIFE TO THIS PLACE

Dude 03/09/16 (Wed) 10:55:24 No.3249

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And since we are now getting this, Harvester Redux when?

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Suicide Scene Anonymous 10/01/15 (Thu) 10:31:15 No.3185 [Reply]

Is it possible to get into this house without using cheats?

Flan-Chan 10/15/15 (Thu) 03:16:14 No.3195

Yes. By walking into it. It's not locked off, or anything. I don't even know how you would draw the conclusion that you need cheats.

Dude 03/05/16 (Sat) 21:03:51 No.3248

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>>3195

It actually is locked and the windows are all closed/not breakable

>>3185

You can jump on the green abandoned armchair to the left of the entrance, then on the wall and from there unto the roof of the house and in through the open window.

See pic

Yes, I know this thread was made 5 months ago. At least I'm keeping this board alive, what're you doing, huh?

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Board's dead? Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 10:10:28 No.3175 [Reply]

>mfw flan is kill

>mfw /krotchy/ is kill

Wwhy /krotchy/ is kill.

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Anonymous 09/13/15 (Sun) 11:27:27 No.3177

>28 days ago

>16 days ago

It's over

board is kill

flan is kill

postal is kill

Anonymous 09/14/15 (Mon) 00:33:24 No.3179

>>3177

Nice dubs.

Flan-Chan 10/15/15 (Thu) 03:15:34 No.3194

Geez, you disappear without warning for a short little year, and everyone loses their minds.

Anonymous 11/09/15 (Mon) 17:26:11 No.3209

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we will never die

Dude 03/05/16 (Sat) 20:53:59 No.3247

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>>3209

>shoot gun

>break bone

>do nothing

>break bone

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yiff Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 13:00:40 No.2804 [Reply]

hey /krotchy/
which Pokémon would you fuck?

Anonymous 03/07/15 (Sat) 05:48:32 No.2820

>>2804
Your Mother.

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 11:05:12 No.2823

Gardevoir.

Kamek, you have top tier taste.

Dude 02/09/16 (Tue) 05:18:12 No.3240

I-I dunno

Dude 02/24/16 (Wed) 15:33:44 No.3244

Come on, RWS! I know you are reading this from time to time. Which Pokemon would you fuck and why are you horny for Yossie the 3-tailed fox?

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MASSACRE CHALLENGE Dude 02/16/16 (Tue) 10:54:24 No.3242 [Reply]

COMMIT MASS MURDER

Rules -

1. No full-auto firing

2. As soon as cops show up u lose

how many kills and injured?

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Anonymous 11/18/15 (Wed) 20:41:11 No.3222 [Reply]

>nobody talking about the postal 2 mega clearance sale

>the last post was on the 14th

oh

also, does the 4 pack not work as an all gift pack? I already own the game, and would love to gift four copies, but the store won't let me check out with the four pack. Is it more like a 3 pack + one game bound to your account? I'm a dirty jew and would love to save a dollar+the hassle of buying the game separately 4 times : ^ )

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Anonymous 11/22/15 (Sun) 14:20:21 No.3229

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Where's the addon, Flan?

Anonymous 11/23/15 (Mon) 00:09:57 No.3230

>>3227

It's not an issue, but that's really fucking stupid. just like, allow you to buy 4 copies and redeem them how you please.

Dude 11/26/15 (Thu) 12:19:48 No.3232

>>3229

>Steam Workshop

They're full Steamcucks. Not likely to come.

Flan-Chan 12/23/15 (Wed) 00:38:08 No.3238

>>3229

It's in the works, confirmed!

It'll be done, when it's done.

Dude 02/13/16 (Sat) 16:47:48 No.3241

>>3222

I bought Postal 2 during that sale and ended up giving Paradise Lost to a friend who recommended the series to me.

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Anonymous 11/10/15 (Tue) 20:21:54 No.3213 [Reply]

does flan work for rws?

Flan-Chan 11/10/15 (Tue) 21:52:27 No.3214

Nah, just a friend of RWS who shitposts on their behalf, and does it for free.

Dude 12/06/15 (Sun) 04:05:11 No.3236

>>3214

>shitposting

>for free

the shame

Dude 01/12/16 (Tue) 02:20:32 No.3239

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Anonymous 11/21/15 (Sat) 00:46:24 No.3223 [Reply]

Any odds of ever getting coop in Postal 2?

Even if it's lan/vpn only that'll do.

Any plans for shit after P1 Redux?

Anonymous 11/21/15 (Sat) 18:41:24 No.3225

That webm cannot be real.

Flan-Chan 11/21/15 (Sat) 19:08:42 No.3228

>>3223

I think I need to implement trigger warnings in this board, for webms like this. Jesus christ, I think I'm having 'nam flashbacks, and Charlie is coming out of the trees holding M4s.

>Any odds of ever getting coop in Postal 2?

Probably not. From what the dev guys have said, there'd be just too many kinks to work out, and it wouldn't be worth the work.

Yes.

Anonymous 11/23/15 (Mon) 00:53:23 No.3231

>>3228

>Yes.

Any idea when we'll get some info?

>Probably not. From what the dev guys have said, there'd be just too many kinks to work out, and it wouldn't be worth the work.

That's a shame but it's understandable.

Flan-Chan 12/11/15 (Fri) 23:15:49 No.3237

>>3231

>Any idea when we'll get some info?

Not really, no. I'd wager that it'll be after Redux comes out, though.

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Dude 12/04/15 (Fri) 16:34:02 No.3233 [Reply]

BRAVO RWS

R

A

V

O

R

W

S

How's it feel to predict the future?

Dude 12/04/15 (Fri) 16:35:47 No.3234

I love these guys

Dude 12/05/15 (Sat) 13:48:14 No.3235

Scary.

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Anonymous 11/15/15 (Sun) 03:38:21 No.3221 [Reply]

Was postal dude Postal 2 design based on this flash game which also calls Postal 2? it was released even years before

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/3799

Flan-Chan 11/21/15 (Sat) 19:03:04 No.3226

Frankly, I'm shocked to see how many ideas RWS clearly stole from this, for their Postal 2. I mean, this is even an FPS! For shame, RWS…

Also, this flash game is now canon.

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I'm sorry Flan-Chan 10/15/15 (Thu) 02:27:15 No.3192 [Reply]

Not sure if anyone still visits this board, but I might as well put this out there.

I'm terribly sorry for disappearing on you guys. I didn't die, but I had a whole mess of personal stuff and health issues all tumbling down on me at once, so I had to deal with all that, and I just left /krotchy/ in the dust. Shit happens sometimes. And I dropped out while a lot of stuff went down, too. I was out for the release of Paradise Lost, for the mobile port of P1, and the twin-stick update (for the record, P1 now has twin-stick controls, and it plays like a dream, by comparison to how it used to).

I saw Sage was still trying to keep the multiplayer event dream alive for quite a while, even while I was gone, and I can't thank him enough for that. Man, I don't see you in my Steam friends list anymore, but if you're still out there, then holla at me, man. You've went above and beyond for this board, and the RWS community, and deserve a big wet kiss right on the lips.

If there's still Postal heads coming out here, then feel free to continue using this board. I'm back, so I'm more than happy to talk with y'all about Paradise Lost, or the canon, or whatever; or to forward your questions and suggestions to the core RWS crew. And if anyone is ever up for it, we can try doing another multiplayer evening sometime. Just hit me up on Steam:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/rws_flanagan

I love you all, and I'm really really sorry.

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Flan-Chan 11/05/15 (Thu) 14:02:34 No.3206

>>3203

As far as I know, Redux is getting there. I don't know how much I'm allowed to share, but rest assured - it's coming along quite nicely. And from what I've seen, it's visually very faithful to the original.

Anonymous 11/12/15 (Thu) 10:41:29 No.3218

>>3206

Thanks, I am hoping for it next year.

Anonymous 11/13/15 (Fri) 06:42:45 No.3219

>>3192

Do you have a throwaway email or some other way to contact you? I stopped using steam a while ago.

Flan-Chan 11/13/15 (Fri) 13:08:13 No.3220

>>3219

Sure thing, my man!

Hit me up at rwsflanagan@hotmail.com

Anonymous 11/21/15 (Sat) 01:02:13 No.3224

>>3206

Can't wait, if the music is still in place I'm 100% buying it on release.

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Postal, Hatred, and Weighing the Worth of Asshole Simulators Flan-Chan 11/11/15 (Wed) 23:57:00 No.3215 [Reply]

Come and spend over an hour of your life, learning about how someone had their car burned, and so Postal is terrible and it's all #Gamergate's fault, and Vince Desi did it all.

TRIGGER WARNING: If you are triggered by hilariously misinformed videos, full of lies and seemingly personal grudges, then you probably shouldn't expose yourself to the attached content.

Anonymous 11/12/15 (Thu) 03:15:00 No.3216

Postal 2 is a postmodernist interpretation of free society's thinking and the power of choice.

The Postal Dude is not merely a protagonist for the player to insert him/her/xir/self into the game world; rather, the Postal Dude is a vehicle for the narrative to be told and the experience to be had.

When the player is in control of the Postal Dude, the capability one has is fully realized. The Postal Dude's rationality of the actions he takes is reflected back onto the player, i.e. any action is relegated to everyday occurrences, and the context is lost in lieu of gratuitous violence and chaotic entanglement. Through this constant repetition, the message emerges from the chaos and the player is imparted with clear knowledge of what their actions truly affect.

One has to question the greater societal implications when traversing Paradise and enduring the day to day livelihood of our narrative vehicle. Along the way you may finally come to the following question:

Are our actions truly our own or do we transgress our power of choice into a character, or are we merely the vehicle for the Postal Dude within our own narrative?

Now ask yourself, does any of that sound like a mere joke game?

And if it does, how many joke games supply that much commentary, depth, and rich content?

Anonymous 11/12/15 (Thu) 03:36:44 No.3217

This guy reminds me of the extra credits guy in that he's got his facts wrong, doesn't understand the point of the game, and also has shit taste.

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P1 Mobile Anonymous 11/10/15 (Tue) 06:52:15 No.3210 [Reply]

Postal 1 was ported to mobile? I couldn't find it on Google Play anywhere. Is it only on the iOS store or something?

Flan-Chan 11/10/15 (Tue) 17:32:39 No.3211

It sure was, my man, but not on iOS. It's an Android port of the game, but it was too hot for Google, so it's currently only available on the Amazon app store:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VVTCJGM

Anonymous 11/10/15 (Tue) 18:54:35 No.3212

>>3211

Ah, thanks.

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Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 23:14:02 No.2908 [Reply]

>lose hard drive
>muh saves
>play postal after couple months after near christmas
>saves are kept somehow
>play again
>go from wednesday to thursday
>pick up the scythe and sledgehammer
>go on a killing spree
>pick up a cow
>the only weapon i'm disgusted
>save and finish the game
>check time
>thursday

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 13:04:07 No.3108

OP is confirmed for faggot

Anonymous 11/09/15 (Mon) 16:15:52 No.3208

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>>3108

I strongly agree with your assertion