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R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 1

o boi

I just went into C:/Postal1/res/cutscenes on my Steam directory, and I have discovered hell

Was Vince planning on making Postal a horror game?

Pic related: favorite image from that folder
R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 1

Postal Redux thread

POSTAL REDUX TRAILER GET HYPED FAGGOTS

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 1

Suicide Scene

Is it possible to get into this house without using cheats?

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 1

Board's dead?

>mfw flan is kill

>mfw /krotchy/ is kill

Wwhy /krotchy/ is kill.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 1

yiff

hey /krotchy/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1

MASSACRE CHALLENGE

COMMIT MASS MURDER

Rules -

1. No full-auto firing

2. As soon as cops show up u lose

how many kills and injured?

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 1

>nobody talking about the postal 2 mega clearance sale

>the last post was on the 14th

oh

also, does the 4 pack not work as an all gift pack? I already own the game, and would love to gift four copies, but the store won't let me check out with the four pack. Is it more like a 3 pack + one game bound to your account? I'm a dirty jew and would love to save a dollar+the hassle of buying the game separately 4 times : ^ )

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 1

does flan work for rws?

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 1

Any odds of ever getting coop in Postal 2?

Even if it's lan/vpn only that'll do.

Any plans for shit after P1 Redux?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1

BRAVO RWS

R

A

V

O

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W

S

How's it feel to predict the future?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1

Was postal dude Postal 2 design based on this flash game which also calls Postal 2? it was released even years before

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/3799

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 1

I'm sorry

Not sure if anyone still visits this board, but I might as well put this out there.

I'm terribly sorry for disappearing on you guys. I didn't die, but I had a whole mess of personal stuff and health issues all tumbling down on me at once, so I had to deal with all that, and I just left /krotchy/ in the dust. Shit happens sometimes. And I dropped out while a lot of stuff went down, too. I was out for the release of Paradise Lost, for the mobile port of P1, and the twin-stick update (for the record, P1 now has twin-stick controls, and it plays like a dream, by comparison to how it used to).

I saw Sage was still trying to keep the multiplayer event dream alive for quite a while, even while I was gone, and I can't thank him enough for that. Man, I don't see you in my Steam friends list anymore, but if you're still out there, then holla at me, man. You've went above and beyond for this board, and the RWS community, and deserve a big wet kiss right on the lips.

If there's still Postal heads coming out here, then feel free to continue using this board. I'm back, so I'm more than happy to talk with y'all about Paradise Lost, or the canon, or whatever; or to forward your questions and suggestions to the core RWS crew. And if anyone is ever up for it, we can try doing another multiplayer evening sometime. Just hit me up on Steam:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/rws_flanagan

I love you all, and I'm really really sorry.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1

Postal, Hatred, and Weighing the Worth of Asshole Simulators

Come and spend over an hour of your life, learning about how someone had their car burned, and so Postal is terrible and it's all #Gamergate's fault, and Vince Desi did it all.

TRIGGER WARNING: If you are triggered by hilariously misinformed videos, full of lies and seemingly personal grudges, then you probably shouldn't expose yourself to the attached content.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1

P1 Mobile

Postal 1 was ported to mobile? I couldn't find it on Google Play anywhere. Is it only on the iOS store or something?

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 2
>lose hard drive
>muh saves
>play postal after couple months after near christmas
>saves are kept somehow
>play again
>go from wednesday to thursday
>pick up the scythe and sledgehammer
>go on a killing spree
>pick up a cow
>the only weapon i'm disgusted
>save and finish the game
>check time
>thursday
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

freeze in paradise lost

k so, got this bug in PL right after getting the breast pump thing, shit freezes and kicks me back to steam, wat do?

R: 33 / I: 4 / P: 2
>He wears a red trenchcoat in the original game, and a dark blue trenchcoat in Postal Plus and the online versions of the game.
>The only clear image found of him is in concept art and in a photograph that appeared in Postal's advertising campaign.
>In the photograph, the Postal Dude differs greatly from his Postal 2 and 3 appearances, being a troubled young man with a mop haircut weilding an AK-47.
I wonder what went down at RWS to go from this design to the one where you have a nagging wife and piss on people.
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 2

Thanks for the POSTAL update!

Holy fuck this game with modern controls is fucking way more fun.

Danke.

R: 7 / I: 4 / P: 2

THE BIG FAGGOT WHO JUMPS OVER MOUNTAINS

ATTENTION

This deranged man is exploiting Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty so that he may get an easy POSTAL run.

http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198019489563/

I do hope that the right action will be made.

Here's the motherfuckers profile.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sapsuck/

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

>PL available for Linux now

>finally playing again

>board ded now

>yfw

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 2

NEW IP

According to RWS' twitter feed, they're working on a brand new IP.

What I want to know is, are we still gonna be stuck in the same engine, is it still gonna be an equally controversial game like the Postal series, and what would the genre even be?

But that's just me, what would you guy like to see? Something like Postal, or something so radically different, maybe arcade like?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

I beat Postal 2, and now I'm beating it on Enhanced Mode. But when I go to the compound where the cutscene with the ATF is supposed to start, the game crashes.

This is the error I get:

General Protection Fault!

History: (Engine.Mesh Characters._Avg_M_SS_Pants NULL) <- UObject::StaticLoadObject <- (SceneManager Compound.SceneManager2, Function Engine.Actor.TriggerEvent) <- UObject::ProcessEvent <- ASceneManager::UpdateViewerFromPct <- ASceneManager::Tick <- TickAllActors <- (NetMode=0) <- ULevel::Tick <- TickLevel <- UGameEngine::Tick <- UpdateWorld <- MainLoop

Please tell me there's a way to fix this because if not then I basically cannot finish the game. It happens every time I walk to the cars in the compound where the cutscene should happen.

R: 77 / I: 12 / P: 2

Saturday Multiplayer Event Thread

Come play or watch POSTAL with us every Saturday @ 16:00 EST/21:00 GMT

Mostly POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, and occasionally POSTAL 1 Multiplayer (as soon as we get it working)
Or sometimes we will watch syncs of either the POSTAL Movie or LPs of the games, or do readings of the books or whatever else.


How to join?
To participate in our events, just make sure that you are a part of the RWS Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GoPostalRWS

Then when the event starts, just join the chatroom. That where we'll all be!


POSTAL 2: Share The Pain
You're gonna need a copy of P2: STP (Share The Pain is the multiplayer component of POSTAL 2). Any official retail copy from Steam, GOG, Desura, or even your game disc will do.
Don't own a copy of the game? That's okay! POSTAL 2: Share The Pain is FREE:
WINDOWS: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-multiplayer-full-version
LINUX: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-mp-linux-version
MAC: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-mp-mac-version

Then make sure it's updated to version 1409.
http://www.gamefront.com/files/3074475/POSTAL_2__Share_The_Pain_v1409_Patch
NOTE: The version numbers for the base game and Share The Pain are different.


POSTAL 1
You're going to need to own a copy of POSTAL 1 - Steam, Desura, GOG, or Fudge Pack should do it - or really any latest copy of Postal Plus, off your retail disc or whatever.
P1's multiplayer consists of a peer-to-peer connection multiplayer, for up to 16 players. Modes include deathmatch and co-op.
(STILL REQUIRES TESTING. PLEASE STANDBY)


Other Stuff
For Non-Steam versions of STP:
Since GameSpy is kill, non-Steam versions of P2:STP can't connect to the master server anymoreto see the server list, anymore. This isn't a problem for our multiplayer events, since you can just directly IP connect to our server. However, if you want to receive the server list and check out some other servers on your own, then here's what you do:
>Open up Postal2.ini
>Just find the line that says ServerActors=IpDrv.UdpServerUplink MasterServerAddress=master.gamespy.com MasterServerPort=27900 and change it to ServerActors=IpDrv.UdpServerUplink MasterServerAddress=master.333networks.com MasterServerPort=27900. I learned that when I was setting up the server, you might want to add that info to the sticky.
>There's also another instance of master.gamespy.com you have to change under [UBrowserAll]. After that the master server list should load.

Teampeak Server:
We also have a Teamspeak 3 server, for those who like to voice chat while playing.

SERVER:
tpn.ts.nfoservers.com

You can get Teamspeak 3 here:
http://www.teamspeak.com/?page=downloads
R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 2

Postal 2 GNU/Linux Update

You aren't really working on it anymore, are you?

>tfw no Free Software in Paradise
R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 2

>Playing Hatred

>"Soil is hungry. Soil is also thirsty." - Not Important

alrighty then

looking forward to more references

R: 18 / I: 5 / P: 2
>tfw live in new zealand
>tfw postal 2 seems to be banned in NZ (or at least dosent show up on steam)
>but apparently postal 1 and 3 are fine
>life is suffering
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

>cant play postal in windowed mode

TOO SCARED

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

>postal 2 cheap on steam

>Banned in NewZealand

It would be nice to buy this game legit, even without the sale.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2

POSTAL 2 Update problems

Hello RWS! I am having a problem. The new update, for whatever reason, has removed my ability to play my Enhanced mode save files with my ability to urinate napalm. I went to start a new game, but it seems Enhanced mode is unavailable. Why is this? I am upset to get this far and lose all I worked for up to this point. Note that this is for the base game, not for Paradise Lost.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

wwwwaaaatttt

goooooose

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 3

postal 4

when

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 3

Freeman signed the petition

>tfw Ross used Postal 2 music in his newest Freeman's Mind video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCwu9G0epYk
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3

Why

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 3

Christian Weston Chandler in Postal 2

/cow/ user here, with a great suggestion for postal 2:

A day where you play as Chris Chan himself!

>CWC ADULT CHRONICLES MISSION

Cutscene:
[Barbara (CWC's Mom) ] Ah need ya get me some thangs from the W-M
[CWC] AHM WERKIN ON IT!

First objective is to cash the tugboat (welfare check), be creepy at the mall, and buy games. You obviously aren't going to listen to Barbara. Weapons include Guitar Hero guitar, Amethyst Ring, Pepper Spray, Megatron Pistol, and the CURSE-HA ME YA!

Of course, the way I presented this idea might not be all that good, eventually I (or others) could expand on this idea.)

I hope you consider it, RWS.
R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 3
What happens if I kill all the leaders at the end of Friday?

Is there an alternate ending I could get?
If there isn't I'm just booking it to the escape because the game keeps crashing every 10 minutes and Champ is being a faggot by killing my with his green explosives.
R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 3

Music To Go Postal By

Is there any way for someone living in Europe to obtain this Album, Digital Download or Physical Copy?
R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 3

So when is apocalypse weekend coming to GOG? I don't want to have to buy the game again especially in light of the latest controversy.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3

Hey look, it's Eternal Damnation guy - glock and all.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3

How do I get Milo to admit liking Pokemon? I heard you can make him say this but I can't seem to actually get him to say it.

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 3

I have questions for the people at RWS, if they will ever read this:

Will Paradise Lost ever have workshop support?

Will the Paradise Lost weapons (Revolver, Lever action etc) ever be ported to the base game?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3

Hey guys, I'm playing Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend and I'm kinda stuck. After killing Phraud Hogslop at BullFish Interactive a cutscene starts and when I spawn it says that I have -2 health and I fall off the map. I tried it like five times, but the result is always the same. What am I doing wrong?

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 3

420

420

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3

Enhanced Mode

How do you unlock it in Paradise Lost if it is there? is it ending based?

>pic related - postal 2 M-F enhanced mode best time

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 3

Finally got around to playing Postal 2 after snagging it on the cheap a few months back.

How the hell does the Krotchy fight work? I shot him with my gun a lot, but he seemed immune to bullets. I set him on fire, but it did a grand total of 7 damage out of his 500 health. I figured maybe he worked like Metalman, so I threw a Krotchy grenade at him which killed him more or less instantly.

How is the fight actually supposed to go?

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 4

Sorry Vince, I had to do this to beat the game.

R: 26 / I: 3 / P: 4
I think the franchise needs more children. Nothing will rustle jimmies like children. at a clothing optional beach
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4

Will RWS ever allow modders to charge money for the mods on the workshop?

I already know the answer but I wanna get your guy's opinion on this whole fiasco

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 4
ayyy Good job RWS
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 4
What the fuck happened with getting the source code to postal 3? Why did those ruskie not cought it up? I remember being excited for that game for years because the graphics looked really nice so I expected a postal 2 that looks better.
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 4
Hey guys. What the fuck do I do in PU Game Center in Paradise Lost?

I killed their asses but there's nothing to steal or destroy aside from 3 chairs by the switchboards.

Plz halp.
R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 4

Anyway, I'm surprised RWS didn't put any reference to feminism or feminists in Paradise Lost

maybe they are SJWs :o

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

I posted this on a Youtube comment page and thought I might repost it here.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 4

The code is andn

Enjoy.

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 4

Paradise Lost Final Showdown

Hey, /krotchy/. For anyone that may be curious, I've uploaded a Youtube video containing all 3 final boss fights to Paradise Lost and their cutscenes. Also included are both endings to the game and the credits. All in HD.

I hope this video helps or just serves to be interesting. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/MsaqbX02uCk
R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 4
Postal 2
more like
Postal Unity :^)))))
R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 4
Give me one reason to buy this instead of pirating.
R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 4
Coop mode when?

From what I gather copying the maps lets them play in MP already anyway though without the story.

Ignoring the fun it'd be you'd probably make tons from edgy streamers selling it to kiddies AND guarantee those kiddies would grow up with some taste.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4

Tuesday end missions

So, I finished Tuesday and the devil captured me and put me in an all black room with 2 RWS employees. I can't figure out what the hell to do in here. Anyone figure it out?
R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 4
What are some IRL weapons you want to see in a Postal game?

>Colt Python

>Taurus Judge
>Single-Action Army
>Uzi pistol
>AA-12
>Triple Threat
>FN Minimi
>RPG-7
>Javelin Missile
>M1 Garand
>Dragunov SVD
>Davey Crockett
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5
Holy shit this is awesome.
R: 71 / I: 21 / P: 5
IDS HABBEDING
R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 5

Did I break it?

I accidentally went into the survivalist's camp on Thursday (thinking it was related to the "Hideout" somehow) grabbed the c4 triggered the cutscenes. Now it is friday and I have the c4 in my inventory, and even went back to the camp, but can't get the game to recognize that I have the c4.

I can't drop it from my inventory. Do this require a restart? No big deal, but so close to the end now =P
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5
We're famous!
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 5
>Postal 2 update
>install it
>play postal 2 as usual
>movement keys no longer work

THANKS FOR NOTHING
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5
And I was really looking forward to the game.

Could I just submit the bug report here?
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5

Dilbert 3 Mod For Postal 2

I tried modding the pistol sound to match the one in this vid, and I also want the game to be a bit more like this, but I don't know how to mod at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5
>Run around spamming G
It's like i'm really playing DmC
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5
>PL coming today
>Can't get it because Steam support is fucking atrocious
I've only ever used Steam, will PL be available on one of the other things at the same time?
R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 5
Apparently Postal 1 is headed mobile. What are your guy's thoughts on this?
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5
I think you've been one-upped, RWS.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

Would you plese fill out this bug report

How often does RWS check this board? I'm not signing up for a forum.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5

Super Postal Frustration

I downloaded and installed the files, and when I tried to play them on the Ripcord version, it didn't work at all.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6517as272b9jayd/JapaneseCrazyPostalShit.7z

Jesus fuck, can anybody fucking help me?

P.S: Please add those 2 kinds of levels to Postal Redux.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5

P1 Multiplayer Issues

On the steam version, it's absent.

On the free download version, it's there, but the Co-Op Option is nonexistant.

What the fuck?
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6
>unmistakable image of an AK-47
>M16 in-game

was this done on purpose to poke fun at that news report or simply cover artist being unfamiliar with the game? (or was there supposed to be an ak in the game in early stages?)
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

Trying to make POSTAL 2 kill compilations

The only complaint I have about this game is that when ever I try to record gameplay the game crashes after 30 minutes or so. I'm aware that POSTAL 2 can crash if there is too much going on, which is fine. I play on max settings and I try to not have too much shit go one simultaneously. I managed to get some footage, which I had to convert to mp4 because avi doesn't sync right, that's another weird issue. Is there any way I can record with no crashes?
R: 10 / I: 5 / P: 6
Post some paradise babes and the aftermath of you encountering them.
R: 76 / I: 17 / P: 6

Thoughts On Hatred

What are your thoughts on Hatred? I know it people immensely butthurt, even an Anti Vidya SJW Blog and many others calling the devs neo-nazis and other such insults.

(http://fucknovideogames.tumblr.com/post/100204212288/hatred-is-a-genocide-simulator-developed-by-neo-nazis_
R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 6
lab u running with scissors

never managed to kill that cunt krotchy though because my save had me at 1hp and no ammo so i cheated and the game called me a pussy. :(
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

Unreal Engine 4 concerns?

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2yl8vs/new_license_agreement_for_unreal_engine_4_gives/

I doubt this can get in the way much since Hatred is bound to come out and it's on UE4, but just in case, would this potentially get in the way of Postal Redux if it's using UE4? Also what are you guys' thoughts on this?
R: 17 / I: 1 / P: 6
>he hasnt beaten postal 2 on POSTAL difficulty
explain yourself
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 6

Postal 2 Custom Maps

I'm stuck with gaming on my linux laptop for the foreseeable future, so I'm playing the pre-AWP integration version of Postal 2.

Does anybody have download links for some old .fuk's that I can play? all of the links I've been able to track down are long dead.
R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 6
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947962

>neoGAF utterly butt blasted by a 12 year old game.
R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 6
Will the new expansion have co-op in it?
R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 6
Where the hell is Paradise Lost
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 6

Postal 2: PL Leaked Screenie

Gee, I didn't know you could do this in game!

Jokes aside, this should be in Postal 2: PL.
R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 6
I've been trying to get the sound files of Postal 1, but I can't find them.

Anyone have a download link for them?
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 6
Have any of you heard of Cry Of Fear? It's like Postal 1, but Swedish.
R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 6
Dear Postal Devs:

Please state that the main character a ftm tranny so that you can dismiss all critics and criticism as transphobic.

tia
R: 9 / I: 4 / P: 7
So how big is the world of postal 2? does it get boring quick?
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ZPte1R7Ow

>not playing postal 2 MLG style
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 7

Hey, Postal devs.

All-new Postal for current gen when?

And how much would you need for a AAA production? I'm talking amazing levels of detail.

Would you consider a Kickstarter for this?
R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 7
Did you guys like Blood?
R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 7
Will there be some kind of reference to russians/Akella games in Paradise Lost?

I can't wait to cheeki some breeki
R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 7
>tfw /krotchy/ is almost dead
R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 7
So I just bought the Steam release of Postal 2, started a POSTAL difficulty run, and gosh; this is very different from AWP!

Are many of the power weapons introduced in AWP still in the game? Have said surviving power weapons been cordoned off exclusively to the later days? Are cutting weapons (generally) as powerful as they were in AWP? Will I still be able to visit the crossroads and school, and play the Fag Hunter arcade game? Does wearing a police uniform still prevent bystanders from shooting on sight? On what day can you first get a police uniform again?
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7
Will you sign my strawpoll?
http://strawpoll.me/3470979/
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 7
Assuming that Postal redux exceeds expectations, what are the chances that we may theoretically see a direct continuation of that story? Or is it just lost to time?
R: 38 / I: 9 / P: 7
Can I please dress up as a Nazi and kill Niggers and Jews?

Pretty please?
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 7
Is the linux version always stuttery, or is it just my AMD drivers acting up?
R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 7
are bronies a possibility group to fight in the new postal game?
R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 7
Is this the most disturbing ending to a videogame ever?
R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 7
does rws like gfur shota
R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 7
I went into the mall, made a mess, left and went back in. Now Gary Coleman won't respawn and I can't get his autograph.

Wat do?
R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 8
>Still no REAL postal 3
Well then, hows the remakes coming along?
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 8
Hey you, yes, you faggot.

Reccomend me some mods for Postal 2 besides Eternal Damnation.
R: 17 / I: 5 / P: 8
Favorite weapon in Postal?

I fell in love with the machete the second I saw it.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us.
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
and smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama.
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew.

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

[Nigger]
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race.

Fuck off nigger
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
get the fuck out you aged my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8
LOL
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8
When will the real Postal 3 be made?
R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 8

hello from VR

If you haven't seen yet, /v/ has been having some fun with JanusVR, the VR browser designed for the rift.

ANYWAY, it uses low-poly avatars with the head and body seperated, and the default selection are painfully cute chiii shit.

So, how much work is it to export the stuff from Postal 2, split them into head+body, and convert them to the right format – obj+mtl – to use with this shit?

Or is that too much to ask? I don't know how to deal with 3D modelling at all, other than maybe load something into Blender and resave it without touching it because OH GOD I BROKE IT.

But seriously, how much work is it to at least get the muslim terrorist avatar out?
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I was thinking of buying Postal 2. However I want to know, what is there that makes this game great, aside from pissing, setting people on fire and mutilating people? Like, what keeps it from becoming just a joke game?

I never played this before, so I'm just really curious. From outside, it looks like something you would spend an hour loving and playing it and never again.
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Does RWS watch anime?
Will there be anything anime-related in Paradise Lost?
>Have you considered adding a Postal Girl?
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Would you play Postal 2 if it was made by Ken Levine?
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shitpost

its okay flan said I could
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During the holidays I bought well 15 copies of postal 1 and 2 to random anon's back on /v/.

I have only once played postal 2. 30 minutes online on a laptop and it was pirated and somehow it was strictly multiplayer.

I am sorry Postal gods. I hope my offering works as appeasement. I am sorry flan chan.
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attention board owner

please tag your board as "video games" and then "postal" and so on.
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When is Postal Redux coming out? Before or after the release of Postal 4?
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When will you dudes fix the control scheme for Postal 1? WASD movements with mouse control please!
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Postal 2 is 0,69€ on Steam RIGHT NOW

http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/

Those who don't have it, what the fuck are you niggers doing?
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Merry Christmas

Hope you're all having a good time this holiday season, whether you are spending it together with your loved ones, or alone on the internet, with your video games (it's okay, we still love you).

All the best to /krotchy/goers everywhere! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good light up, if you're blazing all day everyday
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POSTAL Multiplayer Event Thread

Come play or watch POSTAL with us every Saturday @ 16:00 EST/21:00 GMT

Mostly POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, and occasionally POSTAL 1 Multiplayer (as soon as we get it working)
Or sometimes we will watch syncs of either the POSTAL Movie or LPs of the games, or do readings of the books or whatever else.


How to join?
To participate in our events, just make sure that you are a part of the RWS Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GoPostalRWS

Then when the event starts, just join the chatroom. That where we'll all be!


POSTAL 2: Share The Pain
You're gonna need a copy of P2: STP (Share The Pain is the multiplayer component of POSTAL 2). Any official retail copy from Steam, GOG, Desura, or even your game disc will do.
Don't own a copy of the game? That's okay! POSTAL 2: Share The Pain is FREE:
WINDOWS: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-multiplayer-full-version
LINUX: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-mp-linux-version
MAC: http://www.moddb.com/games/postal-2/downloads/postal-2-share-the-pain-mp-mac-version

Then make sure it's updated to version 1409.
NOTE: The version numbers for the base game and Share The pain differ.
http://www.gamefront.com/files/3074475/POSTAL_2__Share_The_Pain_v1409_Patch

The Chatroom will be used to arrange and pick the server we will be playing in, so be there!


POSTAL 1
You're going to need to own a copy of POSTAL 1 - Steam, Desura, GOG, or Fudge Pack should do it - or really any latest copy of Postal Plus, off your retail disc or whatever.
P1's multiplayer consists of a peer-to-peer connection multiplayer, for up to 16 players. Modes include deathmatch and co-op.
(STILL REQUIRES TESTING. PLEASE STANDBY)


Other Stuff
For Non-Steam versions of STP:
Since GameSpy is kill, non-Steam versions of P2:STP can't connect to the master server anymoreto see the server list, anymore. This isn't a problem for our multiplayer events, since you can just directly IP connect to our server. However, if you want to receive the server list and check out some other servers on your own, then here's what you do:
>Open up Postal2.ini
>Just find the line that says ServerActors=IpDrv.UdpServerUplink MasterServerAddress=master.gamespy.com MasterServerPort=27900 and change it to ServerActors=IpDrv.UdpServerUplink MasterServerAddress=master.333networks.com MasterServerPort=27900. I learned that when I was setting up the server, you might want to add that info to the sticky.
>There's also another instance of master.gamespy.com you have to change under [UBrowserAll]. After that the master server list should load.

Teampeak Server:
We also have a Teamspeak 3 server, for those who like to voice chat while playing.

SERVER:
tpn.ts.nfoservers.com

You can get Teamspeak 3 here:
http://www.teamspeak.com/?page=downloads
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Yeah we all know that postal 3 was a piece of shit. But what do you guys think of the dudes redesign for it.
R: 9 / I: 3 / P: 9
Why am I picking up Glock "clips"
R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 9

Postal Cosplay

Is Postal cosplay much of a thing?
If one were to try and piece something like that together what would you suggest they include and where would you suggest they get it?
R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 9
Why are the controls in Postal 1 such complete ass?
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ITT: post the music you play in the background while playing Postal

I'll start:

Anal Cunt - You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIJuRGYmWk

Btw enable video embedding pls mods
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Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 9
If RWS every makes any new game whether its related to postal or not. What Game engine would they use?

Unreal Engine 4?
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Merry Christmas Hotwheels

Cmon RWS, you guys get in here too!

>>>/b/1171005


MERRY CHRISTMAS HOTWHEELS THREAD
EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND WISH HOTWHEELS MERRY CHRISTMAS
DO IT FOR HIM
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General Tech Questions (RWS Related of course)

is there a better renderer than D3D8 or OpenGL that is usable on P2? in my attempts to record it for personal speedrunning purposes i've noticed it's extremely crashy where it usually wouldn't be. OGL is buggy as fuck and
i've found:
http://www.cwdohnal.com/utglr/ (enhanced OGL+D3D9)
and http://kentie.net/article/d3d10drv/ (D3D10)
for unreal engine 1 games but nothing for P2.

i stopped any virtual memory crashes i had easily but this is bugging me because if i'm going to be streaming it at all then i don't want it crashing because OBS and D3D8 hate each other.

Oh and i have no issues if you want to turn this into a general tech thread
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Wait, Am I...The Good Guy

You exit your house, and your told to kill all hostiles only to kill hostiles. No orders are isssued about civilians, innocents, only other psychopaths with weapons. But they're there to stop you right? No can't be, there are people with rocket launchers, grenades, molotovs and the police the people supposed to stop you don't give a shit. This isn't natural, it's absurd, but what if your aren't supposed to kill the civilian population but save them!

Whatever prompted you to go on a murder spree, be it psychosis or some evil deity, might not be isolated to you. You are one of the few people to resist, whatever this is, and you goal is to take out everyone else infected by it, the game says kill hostiles, it doesn't stop you from killing civilians so it's assumed you are a psychopath and that's as deep as it goes.

But what if this isn't as deep as it go. What if it is only us the player that firebombs the parade. Kills people running out of the house. The game never tells us to do that, it only tells us kill the people with weapons. So is this some really deep social commentary on our nature as people, or am I just reading way too much into this?

The trend continues in Postal 2 as well, you can play through the entire game without killing a single person in the same way you can play through the entire game of postal not killing civilians or innocents. Food for thought.
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my name is not importan
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>recently got gifted postal 1 and 2 from flan chan
>mfw the atmosphere of postal 2

It's comfy and real at the same time.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 10
Will any new weapons from Paradise Lost be available through Monday-Sunday in the game?
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 10
Santa will put you on a damn list.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10
Sometimes, the look and a shotgun is all that is needed to get your point across.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 10
So, how did I do?

This was my first time playing through the game, Jesus Christ why the fuck did I do this? I didn't even get the no kill achievement because I guess it's only for the 5 day mode.
R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 10
Does RWS like C.I.A.?
R: 14 / I: 6 / P: 10
Is T. Dude, Sr. the character in the original Postal and his son is the dude from the second game or is the Postal 2 dude the same character as in the original?
R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 10

Hatred ban?

Postal devfags, what do you think of the recent boycotts of Hatred and Steam removing it? There's been alot of comparisons to Postal seeing as the games are very similar in style but also in the level of controversy attached. By now the controversy with Postal is ancient, but the shit with Hatred feels similar. Your thoughts on this shit?
R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 10

Convince me why...

…I should by Postal…

More importantly, what one should I buy and why?
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10
So this is an entire board for RWS? Is it their equivalent to a dev blog?

Either way, I'm cool with that.
R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 10

TechRaptor Interviews RWS

http://techraptor.net/content/interview-people-behind-postal

The wonderful cool folk over at Techraptor interviewed our very own Vince, Mike J. and Jonloader. Check it out.

There's even a question about /krotchy/!
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I know you're one of them.

Want Postal 2 but DLC out not yet.

Missed the sale.

Now I wait for bundle.
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 10
So whats up with this shotgun. Never seen it before. Also why does it have the best reloading animation.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 10
Will there be a pigeon mission in Paradise Lost?
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>Postal 2 DLC, probably a bridge to the next Postal
>Real Postal 3 being developed
>Postal 1 remake also happening

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE RETURN OF THE MOTHERFUKING GUY

ALSO ANIME WHEN
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Hey RWS, what old games are you playing lately? I'm playing NOX.

Does the gog version of postal 2 have working multiplayer? I hate steam.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 11

GARY COLEMAN POSTAL2

I WANT TO THANK OUR RWS OVERLORDS FOR BRINGING GARY COLEMAN TO THE 2004 VEGAS TOURNAMENT EVENT
I MET HIM AND SHIT WAS SO CASH
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Paradise Lost Exclusive Screenshot

So, as penance for the fake-out screenshot I gave you guys before, we've just posted up a legit Paradise Lost screenshot.

Enjoy!
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What would a Postal Anime be like?
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Postal 4 when?
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>playing Postal 3
>fucking escort mission in the police station, gotta reach the basement
>get to the basement
>where's my guy?
>go back up, he's just standing there, motionless, nothing I do makes him follow me again
>start over
>get to the basement
>accidentally kill a cop who walked in front of me while I was shooting
>start over
>get set on fire and die
>start over
>get to the basement
>a fucking door I need to go through won't open

I just want to beat this game once, ONCE, but it won't fucking let me. I just can't do this, I can't go through it again, is it even possible to get past this part?
R: 9 / I: 3 / P: 11
So are you guys working on a new project or just sticking with Postal II?
R: 14 / I: 5 / P: 11
to RWS, there has to be rape in the game. you must have the option to rape.
R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 11
"Dude who asked about console ports again"

I have a few questions

Could the player kill the children initially on Postal 1?

Is Postal 1 canon?

How can I open .mesh files from postal 1 to see the 3D models?

You guys can't convice Valve to remove Postal 3 from Steam? As far as I recall, akella wouldn't allow it.

Can you share any info about Postal 2 development such as beta weapons (like explosive shotgun), plot, postal dude original outfit and etc…?

Any info of Postal 1 in Brazil? I think it was supposedly banned, Postal 2 was released here by Bowl Software years later, after a unusual six month rating process, while it usually takes two weeks.

Sorry if i am annoying you guys.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11
Postal 1 comes off as a serious psychological horror game revolving around a mass murderer

Postal 2 is about a dude getting caught up in zany, wacky (but gory) situations when he does chores for his wife.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really appreciate the level of experimentation you guys brought with those games.
R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 11
So can RwS tell us the story of how Gary Coleman happened?
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I'm gonna do it bitch!
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 11
American Psycho Postal mod when?

Also dubs
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Oh my god, I'm the goddamn gimp!





joke was self made
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Did you guys ever planned an console port for every game (except for PIII)?

Also, was Postal 3 console port canned because of the game quality or lack of funds or both?

pic relate
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I brought you guys a boardwarming gift from /v/
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tfw /krotchy/ is dead
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Where is the love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc#t=95

Where is the love guys?
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We Need Rick Hunter

You guys are gonna get Rick Hunter to read out your message on GamerGate, right? That shit would go viral.

http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=2036
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So RWS, what about a new game, that roughly goes the plot of Postal 1, not the edgy le meme jokes of postal 2 though I enjoy postal 2, that followed a soldier who decides to an hero and take as many people as he can with him
This would be incredibly controversial, bring in a huge amount of butthurt, be a very interesting plot with a very rarely explored topic and maybe in the end bring some attention to the fact that the US's suicide to combat death ratio is 1:1 for soldiers

Also level one you have to be armed with a mop and clean the barracks, while getting yelled at, that is all level one should be

Picture related, they printed these cards out in thick plastic sleeves, we always joked that they were a suicide assistant, as you could sharpen one side and slit your wrists with it
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What did everyone think of the movie? I looked up the interview scene by pure coincidence and it looks alright.
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Right, /krotchy/ and RWS, I'm a little curious. If you guys could make a game that's so abhorrently politically incorrect and it can get so much controversy, what would happen if you made an otherwise politically correct game where you play as a woman or a minority and you slaughter straight, white males by the dozens? Do you think it would be hailed by social justice landwhales and the liberal media as the game of the century, or would it be subjet to the same controversy that Postal 2 was exposed to?

pic unrelated
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Anyone else's stats severely broken like mine is?

Is there a fix for it?
R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 12
How bizarre is it that the original Postal got a complete Japanese localization including a widespread physical distribution?
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Alright, let's talk about the assault rifle.

Why is it so shit?

Why does it do less damage than the hand pistol?

Why does it sound like a pellet toy?

Will the Postal 2 devs ever fix it? Because right now the only way to do that is to download a mod and lose your ability to gain achievements.
R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 12
Where the fuck is the double barrel.
I bought the game for a friend under the pretense that he'd see more of it, and so far he's amused, but I end up looking like an arse.
Also, no decent weapon location guide. :(
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 12
Does anyone remember the old thing RWS did where if you wrote your own personal Postal story you got a strategy guide for Postal 1?

I remember writing one long ago and was sent a guide in the mail with a poster IIRC. I think my wife tossed them out.

Did RWS happen to save any of these? It would be cool to see what everyone wrote back then.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 12

Talking Krotchy Dolls for $5

http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=2081
http://www.postalgames.com/pd-krotchy-doll-now-talks.cfm

It's cyber monday, or whatever, so our talking Krotchy dolls are now $5. That's five US dollas. 5 bucks. That's like what you yanks spend on lunch, isn't it? Skip a lunch, and get yourselves a talking Krotchy doll! Be the envy of all your pals!

https://vine.co/v/OhH3V9tZqgY
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>tfw you will never be in the super friendship club
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prnFw6NJpis

where were u wen pijon misshun was kill
R: 10 / I: 4 / P: 13

Scientology Level: OT VIII

How many of you fucks actually have it.
R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 13

Postal 2 Multiplayer

So I recenyly purchased Postal 2 on steam, and I opened Share the Pain and saw the Gamespy logo.
So is the multiplayer kill? Is there a workaround, and if so are there actually people playing the multiplayer?
R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 13
Why the fuck a board about freaking Postal is so popular?
R: 6 / I: 4 / P: 13
Post your shit stats here. This one is from my first playthrough.
R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 13
Sarkeesian would be proud.
R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 13
Paradise Lost when?
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tfw we'll never get a real Postal 3
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>Not shilling your own charity-stuff.

Step it up Flan-Chan, shitposting postal 3 codes is fun and all, but come on.

And you, postal fans, get some swag here;
http://www.postalgames.com/pd-weheart-custom-shirt-order.cfm

RWS say that they will match the profits and donate it to @ablegamers.

Source;
https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL/status/537777318769741824
R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 13
Was any Rule 34 ever made of Postal 2?
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13

Postal 3 Free Roam Multiplayer

pls RWS. Make it happen

not the abomination from the ruskies
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13
What is this board even for
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 13
Will Postal 4 let me play as a spearchucker?
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Why was Postal 3 so shit?
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Hi there.

Would you please sign my petition?
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13

Postal 4

Will it ever happen? If so, in 1st person? 3rd? isometric? overhead camera?
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, thanks for sticking with gamers, you glorious bastards.
R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 14
/cow/boy here. Just wondering if anyone at RWS ever wanted to include any jabs at people like Chris-chan or Parkourdude in the games with recent updates. It'd be hilarious to have Jaces running around with the handgun going berzerk.
R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 14
What the fucking fuckity fuck even is this fucking board for you fucks?
R: 16 / I: 16 / P: 14
ITT FUN POSTAL TIMES
Cutting people into pieces as death incarnate
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Older games on newer machines

Alright, so I'm not a programmer, nor do I pretend to be one, but I know some things about games and the like. I've become adept at trouble shooting shit and making old games work on newer systems. That being said, I've run into an issue with Postal 2 on steam that I just can't figure out how to get around.

So I know a few games, mostly older ones, have an issue with computers that have more Ram than was available at the time. My computer has 16 GB's and I think it might be the issue I'm running into with my game. The damn thing runs at super duper speed. The whole game runs like a rat on crack.

I've tried limiting the amount of ram available for the game, and I"ve tried using third party software to slow it down, but nothing is working. Anyone had this issue/know how to deal with it?
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Best weapon coming through

and the fingers are still attached, thank you very much.
R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 14
What's your favorite game?
Mine would have to be Fag Hunter. It's got great music, gameplay, and graphics, much better than fucking Bastard Fish.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
Is there a place to get my Doughnuts and Fast Food back after getting thrown into the army prison on Sunday?

Also, is it possible to get through Sunday without killing anyone? The taliban you burn with a match doesn't count according to the clipboard it seems.
R: 25 / I: 16 / P: 14
you should this DIY scrotum warmer thread out.

Pretty handy if you ask me.

http://boards.4chan.org/diy/thread/721757/i-want-to-show-you-my-last-project-scrotum-warmer
R: 17 / I: 5 / P: 14

;D;:

Hello ladies ;);););)
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>drop all my weapons except the matches which i can't drop
>drop all my items except the clipboard which i can't drop
>get rid of my body armor
>still can't go through the metal detector at the publisher's office without the guards trying to kill me

this is bullshit
R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 14
What games have balls? I don't mean like a testosterone-fueled manly power fantasy. I mean actual balls. In a scrotum. That appear in-game.

Not including porn games, that's too obvious.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
I've heard Postal 1 compared to Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral. There definitely seems to be some noteworthy similarities between the two pieces, but what do you think some influences of the downward spiral may have been on Postal 1? No doubt, TDS was a land mark occasion in pop culture and influenced swathes of entertainment across all mediums.

Even then, much of the story in Postal 1 is paralleled rather clearly, especially in the concluding acts of both works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9URZGTHR3tA

the album for those who have managed to avoid it for 20 years. Seriously how could you? It was the best album of 1994 and one of the best releases of the 90s if not of all time.
R: 45 / I: 5 / P: 14
We should do one of those Synch video things together and watch the Postal movie, all together. It'd be a fun experience for everyone, is anyone game for that?
R: 13 / I: 10 / P: 14
Who are you are favourite touhou?
R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 15

Postal 2 Is it Good

My only experiences with the series comes from Postal 3 which is shit. What differences are there between the none postal 3 and postal 2 and should I get 2?
R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 15
Flanagan is a huge faggot who thinks Postal 3 is the best game in the world.
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Top 15!

Dance thread?
R: 15 / I: 11 / P: 15
Dumping Postal 2 webms. Only stuff from the pre-sound era, sadly.
R: 32 / I: 9 / P: 15
How the hell did you manage to sell Postal 1 and Postal 2 so cheaply on steam during that sale? I think I paid about $1.50 for both games all told, and I really thank you guys because I've been thinking about buying this game for years (but I am poorfag with no disposable income). I just wonder how you're making any dough when you're only asking for the linty change from the couch cushions.

Was that a voluntary sale, or did Gaben hold you up against a wall and bully you until you relented?
R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 15

Why isn't the board's default name Postal Dude?

Make it happen.
R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 15
>Flan-Chan
THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE LE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I love you guys
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>the unmistakable image of an AK-47 rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4xUYDvlXhQ
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POSTAL I: REDUX - Wishlist Thread

So, what would y'all like to see in a remake of Postal 1? Don't be shy, just come on in, and let us know what would tickle your fancy. What would make this the definitive Postal 1 experience, for you?

I can't promise that all of your ideas will be used, but I do promise that I will sagely contemplate them while watching the sunrise, and whispering them to the wind.

>inb4 "make it control good"

We know.
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Hi.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UD4ilP6KnD

/k/ here.

we postal nao.
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RWS, why do you seem so reluctant to release new info (screenshots, feature descriptions, etc.) about what kind of cool new stuff we'll see in Paradise Lost? It's killing me!
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What's this board about?
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So it looks like Hotwheels bought a copy of Postal 2!

Wonder if he's had a chance to play it.
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so how does it feel

that Postal was the game based on which Uwe Boll made the only watchable movie in his career?